They call me Aimless 54,807 10
04/26/2006 05:49 PM

Moonie?

Darrinchilada 21,346 0
04/26/2006 05:50 PM

She didn't even give you a flower?

Millie 116,988 28
04/26/2006 05:50 PM

Yep.

Millie 116,988 28
04/26/2006 05:51 PM

No. She had no flowers. Just a box of those stained glass thingies.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/26/2006 05:53 PM

Any church is better than these God-forsaken churches.



Linkage 1.



Linkage 2.



Seriously though, go to link two and search around the page until you find the movie reviews. That's some funny Shakespeare in there.

They call me Aimless 54,807 10
04/26/2006 05:53 PM

Duuuude. I want my own little china man to worship.





I think I would call him Ed.



ALL HAIL ED!

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/26/2006 06:17 PM

Um, Slinky? You do realize that one of those is a parody, right?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/26/2006 06:20 PM

Yes. #2 but still, read the movie reviews.

Millie 116,988 28
04/26/2006 06:25 PM

This thread has no clickies.



How sad.

Darrinchilada 21,346 0
04/26/2006 06:31 PM

Maybe this is a good spot for a Moray break. CRAZY!

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
04/26/2006 06:50 PM

I gave you all the clickies you need.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/26/2006 06:51 PM

#2???

Millie 116,988 28
04/26/2006 06:55 PM

Damn, even though I'm not a mother, I'm glad to see the guilt-tripping gene didn't pass me over.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/26/2006 07:27 PM

#2???



Yes, Poop.

The Amazing Chocobot 61 8
04/26/2006 09:02 PM

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0504/oralsex.html



Can't argue with science.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/26/2006 10:23 PM

"oral sex," means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth.



I'm glad they use such technical, scientific terms. It really lends credibility to their assertations.

Piquantrax - Tourist Season 8,691 9
04/26/2006 10:26 PM

My mother's cousin was a Moonie, he got deprogrammed and I think he sings vegetarian country now.



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Jeprechaun 58,758 13
04/26/2006 10:26 PM

Anyone else think this guy looks like Jabba the Hutt? Like I'd take spiritual advice from an unrepentant glutton.

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/26/2006 10:31 PM

Dude, US$1 would have bought me a house! Or a cookie time from the train station.

Zolton Doesn't Live Here Anymore 88,200 34
04/26/2006 10:37 PM

...I think he sings vegetarian country now.



'Vegetarian country'?



Is that old school stuff like Rhubarb McEntire or Cornway Twitty?



Or is it the new veggie country, like Tuber Keith or the Dixie Chards?

Le Straw 98,000 37
04/26/2006 10:44 PM

That was a groaner, Zolton. You need to make it up to me by giving me a moaner.

Zolton Doesn't Live Here Anymore 88,200 34
04/26/2006 10:49 PM

You got it, Straw. Just leave the 'fro on for me, and I'll find you.



Also, my post was almost worth it for 'Cornway Twitty'.



Almost.



NO APOLOGIES!

Le Straw 98,000 37
04/26/2006 10:55 PM

<action>fluffs out fro.</action>

No, I liked Dixie Chards better.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/26/2006 11:18 PM

Hey Neep - you should save that dollar until you can get enough to afford this shirt.

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/26/2006 11:22 PM

I have considered getting that shirt for a while, but I don't want unobservant people to think I'm religious...

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/26/2006 11:24 PM

hehe...

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/26/2006 11:41 PM

How's this?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/26/2006 11:51 PM

And for the back...

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/27/2006 12:19 AM

That's better! Or we could use a quote from my friend's 8-year-old brother: "What would Janeway do? She would stand and fight and lose her underwear if she had to!"



*ahem* is it hot on here or is it just me?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/27/2006 12:21 AM

You. Because ya know, you're hot.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/27/2006 12:50 AM

She would stand and fight and lose her underwear if she had to!"



In that case, I think this picture you posted the other day, slightly modified of course, would be a much better choice.













Yeah. I have no life.

Millie 116,988 28
04/27/2006 01:10 AM

Damn it! How did my Moonie thread get Janeway-jacked?

Zolton Doesn't Live Here Anymore 88,200 34
04/27/2006 01:13 AM

Your thread became Moonie-less, once there were pictures.

Muchacho Del Calamar 19,912 12
04/27/2006 01:16 AM

Millie, maybe if you mooned us all it would get the thread back on track.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/27/2006 01:18 AM

You should have offered her a fishstick...

daisypie 49,378 9
04/27/2006 01:19 AM

...Or you could just have contributed to the Republican Party, and cut out the middle-moonie...

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/27/2006 01:59 AM

Yet another gullible person falls victim to Hargrave's Set Up a Fake Religion Fifty-Two Years Ago prank.



So sad.

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/27/2006 02:05 AM

Hmmm?

jaggeh 860 8
04/27/2006 07:09 AM

Kate Mulgrew looks like a thoroughbred horse. Only she has less acting ability.



Oh yeah and her cardboard personality sucks too.

Muchacho Del Calamar 19,912 12
04/27/2006 07:13 AM

OOOOOHHHH, you done went and did it now...

jaggeh 860 8
04/27/2006 07:17 AM

well i am looking for a nemesis/arche-enemy. Jaggy doesnt want to do it apart from telling me to change my name.

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/27/2006 07:39 AM

I don't like you very much. In fact, I think I dislike you almost as much as I dislike Jaggy.

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/27/2006 08:06 AM

In this second, I wouldn't mind being Kate Mulgrew or Pierce Brosnan.



Hottest couple ever.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/27/2006 10:47 AM

Boy, I'm in big trouble here if even Frogpop doesn't get my jokes!

jaggeh 860 8
04/27/2006 12:28 PM

were they post op or pre op pics neep?



the fact shes wearing a scarf in the third one is to cover up her adams apple.

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/27/2006 12:29 PM

ee cummings is going to piss on your grave.



Well, after she comes back to life.

jaggeh 860 8
04/27/2006 12:41 PM

Necrophilia and watersports in one post, how did you get to know me so well in such a short time.

Millie 116,988 28
04/27/2006 11:03 PM

Pfft. Mary Ryan and Jack Fenelli were hotter.



Yes, I am old enough to remember the original Ryan's Hope. Never missed it.

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/27/2006 11:07 PM

Tripod = HOT...I guess.

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 35,066 15
04/28/2006 12:26 AM

I love you Millie!

Millie 116,988 28
04/28/2006 12:35 AM

Hey, the link works for me.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/28/2006 12:49 AM

Apparently in IE if you click it, it will automatically redirect you. And a little eff why eye, Janeway isn't all that.





That's right! I said it!!!1!

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 35,066 15
04/28/2006 01:28 AM

It did redirect, but it also saved the real url in the drop down thingy. So I saw it.