Millie 116,988 28
04/26/2006 06:56 PM

I did have red runs a couple months ago and I was worried. Then I remembered that I had eaten about ten dozen of my red-heart shaped valentine cookies, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Darrinchilada 21,346 0
04/26/2006 06:57 PM

I Shakespeare myself at work a couple years ago. True story. It wasn't bloody though.

roshi7 2 7
04/26/2006 07:11 PM

Isn't that some kind of drink?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
04/27/2006 01:27 AM

Bloody diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

jaggeh 860 8
04/27/2006 07:13 AM

I clogged the toilet yesterday with a turd the size of a babies head. When none of my housemates were in then went out and told them I hadnt been home. so now they are argueing over which one of them did it. hopefully it will come to blows and they will move out.

Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
04/27/2006 08:51 AM

I actually had that about a month ago. One drop of blood in water turns the whole bowl red, I nearly fainted when I looked into the pot. I thought I ruptured my spleen or something. So I went to the doctor and she fingered by butthole. It was a "small tear".

She told me to stop eating glass.

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/27/2006 08:57 AM

I hate you.

Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
04/27/2006 08:58 AM

Hate is such a strong word.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/27/2006 08:59 AM

And yet it loses all meaning on you.

Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
04/27/2006 09:05 AM

Frat, Neep - let's start this day off on a good note, ok?

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
04/27/2006 09:09 AM

You're going to stop posting stupid things?

Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
04/27/2006 09:10 AM

Nope.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/27/2006 09:18 AM

Hahaha.

Queen_Ilikimikimaka 440 8
04/27/2006 09:24 AM

My grandfather had bloody diarrhea. He was diagnosed with stage 3 rectal cancer.













Seriously.

Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
04/27/2006 09:25 AM

Wow. That's a buzz kill.

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
04/27/2006 11:06 AM

When you eat a lot of cabbage, it comes out like a lot of cabbage.

Patrojandoll 3,467 8
04/27/2006 02:20 PM

I clogged the toilet yesterday with a turd the size of a babies head. When none of my housemates were in then went out and told them I hadnt been home. so now they are argueing over which one of them did it. hopefully it will come to blows and they will move out.



If you insist on posting here, please learn to punctuate your sentences correctly.

Darrinchilada 21,346 0
04/27/2006 02:21 PM

Your name makes me want to do shots of Silver and get drunk, T-doll.



You are going to make me relapse.

jaggeh 860 8
04/27/2006 02:47 PM

If you insist on posting here, please learn to punctuate your sentences correctly.



how about you punctuate my rectum with your tongue?

Patrojandoll 3,467 8
04/27/2006 03:07 PM

Your name makes me want to do shots of Silver and get drunk, T-doll.



I'm not that far from Arizona and have a bottle of Anejo in my kitchen. Come join me.

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
04/27/2006 03:12 PM

how about you punctuate my rectum with your tongue?

Can I watch?

Darrinchilada 21,346 0
04/27/2006 07:01 PM

I'm not that far from Arizona and have a bottle of Anejo in my kitchen. Come join me.



Oh, girl. I would love to. Can we hang out and drink milk instead? I'm afraid if I get drunk you'll take advantage of me.

pendy 987 8
04/27/2006 07:04 PM

Make that breast milk, and let me watch.

Darrinchilada 21,346 0
04/27/2006 07:07 PM

Who the Frost are you?

pendy 987 8
04/27/2006 07:08 PM

No one of significance.









Continue with your discussion.

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
04/27/2006 07:22 PM

I'm cranking the Shakespeare out of Neil Diamond's 'Tap Root Manuscript'.





This may or may not have anything to do with poop.

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
04/27/2006 09:28 PM

I just went pee. I was wiping, and a lot more pee came out.

I know this is not in accordance with the thread, but did I have an orgasm?

Thud 68,497 19
04/27/2006 10:18 PM

Only if the pee was overflowing from you butt.

BiteMySlice 378 7
04/27/2006 10:40 PM

When you're constipated you'll be begging for bloddy diarrhea.



Ew. Did I just say that?

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
04/27/2006 10:42 PM

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Female orgasm is a myth, cooked up by the FemiNazis and other weirdos.





Good Christian women neither have nor want orgasms.

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
04/27/2006 11:10 PM

I keep eating Vietnamese food, I keep looking for bloody poop, but to no avail.

If I uas sandpaper to wipe with, will that help?

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/27/2006 11:11 PM

Go visit Declan. After being a meat puppet, I am sure you will bleed plenty as organs fall out.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
04/28/2006 12:28 AM

There are some things I never do with girls, and last I knew, Lupie was a female type lady woman person girl.

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
04/28/2006 04:19 AM

There are some things I never do with boys, and last I knew, Declan was a male type lady woman person girl man dude.



I'm a bad Christian.

Pram Maven can clickie now 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

I wasn't going to say anything, but who can resist a thread about bloody stool?



















How many legs do your poops have?

Pram Maven can clickie now 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

So that's... Just one big leg.

Pram Maven can clickie now 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Are you sure it wasn't a babie's head?

Pram Maven can clickie now 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Are you sure it wasn't a baby's head?

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Your name makes me want to do shots of Silver and get drunk, T-doll.



You are going to make me relapse.



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