Zug Takeover
A comedy conversation
by Airyx 18 7 05/02/2006 09:16 PM 239 views
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Hello fellow gabbers
I just want to know what some of you think about my odd idea for a website. I've already made it so I'll let it do the explaining.
www.somewhattrue.com
I've already taken the liberty of allowing Zug the annexation of Massachusetts, which it rightfully deserves. Sadly in this non-electronic world which we call "reality", the almighty Zug has only managed to build throngs and legions of fans. Hopefully sometime in the near future Zug will manage to unite it's fans into a fanatic blood lusting frenzy. These fans will then launch their righteous campaign. Immediately annexing Boston, followed by Massachusetts, until finally...well I don't really know what they'll do then, but I'm sure it will be funny.
So tell me what you think.
Airyx
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Chuckleworthy
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2.0
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Hilarious
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
05/02/2006 09:22 PM
<action>dittos what Lila said.</action>
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Amusing
6 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/02/2006 09:25 PM
I wish I knew what the Frost you are talking about.
On second thought...no, I don't.
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Airyx 18 7
05/02/2006 09:30 PM
Go to the site and click on the north american button,(it's under the home button). Maybe then it will make more sense...
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5 votes
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TheADDwombat 170 7
05/02/2006 09:35 PM
Seems kinda cool actually... but if you actually end up giving away all the pieces, the map will look like a demented puzzle made by retarded kids in oregan. A melting pot... of course then some of the pieces will get all mad that there are too many of the other pieces in the USA and try to force them back down into Mexico. Happens sometimes.
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Amusing
2 votes
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Suhypa Attorney at Law 5,547 9
05/02/2006 09:40 PM
Hello fellow gabbers
Hey, don't lump me in with you! I'm cultured and refined-like...
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Funny
4 votes
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/02/2006 09:43 PM
Wombat and Aliyx, stop posting. We can tell if you're the same person or not. You indeed are the same person.
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8 votes
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Coltrane 192 8
05/02/2006 09:47 PM
Airyx
pm[jm8i65uz_gPWML7gH8s2AA]
TheADDwombat
[from profile: AKA Airyn]
pm[jm8i65uz_gPWML7gH8s2AA]
Seems kinda cool actually... but if you...
Holy Shakespeare, man. If you're gonna make a top-secret second ID to chat yourself up, at least try and make it somewhat secret.
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Amusing
1 votes
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TheADDwombat 170 7
05/02/2006 09:47 PM
Um... I am me, and he/she is he/she... I am offended that you think I am a clone though...
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/02/2006 09:48 PM
Listen to Coltrane: he's a doctor.
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Airyx 18 7
05/02/2006 09:51 PM
No were not the same, My name is Eric, and i wanted to make my name Airyk, but it was taken :( so I chose Airyx. As for the addwomabat (Ayren), well Ayren is a type of slightly old, and Yogury-ish milk in turkey- don't drink it, you'll regret it.
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TheADDwombat 170 7
05/02/2006 09:53 PM
Look, Airyx doesn't even capitalize the words "North American." He doesn't use parenthesis correctly. I am an English major; such misusuage would be blasphemy! Go see if I've ever mispelled or incorrectly capitalized anything. I swear, I'm one of those grammar nazis.
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TheADDwombat 170 7
05/02/2006 09:53 PM
Look! Look! Airyx didn't capitalize "i!" BLASPHEMY!
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Airyx 18 7
05/02/2006 11:16 PM
So I'll take it that this idea has been turned down.
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Aphrodite 2,261 13
05/02/2006 11:35 PM
Someone already did this better.
It's called Nation States.
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Airyx 18 7
05/02/2006 11:50 PM
Yes and no. Well mostly no, because nation states allows you to build a political nation, I'm Just hyperlinking pieces of earth to websites. Also I'm better by defualt because I have a map.
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Airyx 18 7
05/03/2006 12:09 AM
I had an account with nation states and you just reminded me about it. But apperently I've been baned. Below is the message I recieved when trying to log in.
You have been banned for the following reason:
None
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Refried Lupience 26,981 11
05/03/2006 12:56 AM
Airyx- do you want to get married and pee in my butt?
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.5
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Livewire 78,229 13
05/03/2006 01:54 AM
This reminds me of the time about 1992 when I used to go on Usenet or IRC, pretending to be a befuddled investor named Mr. Jenkins, and offer to buy the Internet.
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Airyx 18 7
05/03/2006 02:22 AM
Thank you for the proposal, however peeing in your butt seems mundaine and we'll just the usual.
as for Mr. Jenkins... How much did you offer for the internet? Also my idea is a bit it diffrent.
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Funny
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/03/2006 10:34 AM
Its funny seeing this person argue with himself. I'm having flashbacks of my mean imaginary friend who didnt like me.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
05/03/2006 10:49 AM
As opposed to the real "friends" who don't like you?
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Funny
2 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/03/2006 10:52 AM
Who doesnt like me!
Oh yeah, everyone.
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Funny
2 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
05/03/2006 10:53 AM
I like you.
I love you.
I want some more of you.
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2 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
05/03/2006 10:55 AM
(Note: It is not pathetic that I quoted a country song since it was played during every Monday night football game this past season. My dykeyness is intact.)
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Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
05/03/2006 10:57 AM
Go to the site and click on the north american button,(it's under the home button). Maybe then it will make more sense...
HEY! Don't you be sassy, mister.
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Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
05/03/2006 11:00 AM
Who doesnt like me!
Oh yeah, everyone.
I like you. A lot. Call me.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/03/2006 11:03 AM
<action>Gives kid a break, and goes to his site</action>"Somewhat" is one word.
And you're retarded.
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Amusing
2 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/03/2006 11:03 AM
Call you what? I have no numbers!
I have actually told people that my phone number is 7. Call me.
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Hilarious
1 votes
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TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/03/2006 11:10 AM
I lick Chance!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/03/2006 11:12 AM
In fact, I lick Chance so much I am going to visit Taco Beel and order one of those Chanceluppas for lunch!...And a large "POP!"
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/03/2006 11:18 AM
Order the fish taco...hehehe fish taco.
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TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/03/2006 11:53 AM
(I was about to take this too far, but decided to restrain myself.)
My mother would be so proud of me.
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Amusing
3 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/03/2006 12:01 PM
Awww restraining yourself is no fun. Restraints now are another story. Throw in a couple ball gags and a buttplug or two and we have a Saturday night fiesta!
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Airyx 18 7
05/03/2006 11:51 PM
Well at least all of you don't think my idea is worthless; in fact, one of you has just recieved southern central virginia.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/04/2006 12:05 AM
I like Chance.
The next time I'm at my sister's house in Florida, I'm gonna sneak over and look in her window.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
05/04/2006 10:16 AM
Make sure you go to the bottom left, past the magnolia bushes, closest to the street.
She leaves the blinds half up.
Oops.
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Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
05/04/2006 10:31 AM
So basically this website puts a slightly different spin on the rash of copycat 'buy a pixel for a dollar' websites that leeched off the success of the original?
And you've allocated a temporary piece to this website in the hope that people will give you money to make it permanent, followed by a rash of other posters giving you more money?
Your sleazy sales ploy has now earned my undying enmity. Frost off and take your unoriginal idea with you.
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Funny
2 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/04/2006 11:00 AM
Looks like its time to buy new panties! Wo0t!
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Chuckleworthy
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Fratberry 283,018 53
05/04/2006 11:01 AM
Yeah, no kidding.
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2 votes
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Fratberry 283,018 53
05/04/2006 11:02 AM
OH Shakespeare WAS THAT OUT LOUD???
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Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
05/04/2006 11:03 AM
<action>risks rath of smarter Gabbers</action>
What the hell does Wo0t mean?
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2 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/04/2006 11:07 AM
Wo0t means Chance is wonderful, beautiful, and benevolent. Use it often.
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1 votes
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/04/2006 11:08 AM
It's the call of an O Rly owl.
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3 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/04/2006 11:13 AM
Before I do ANYTHING I always think WWOD (What would Ollie Do?).
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.5
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SnapCrackaPop 68,758 11
05/04/2006 11:13 AM
Silly Trae. Just knock three times on the window, slip a twenty in the cut in the screen, and wait on the back porch. Chance knows the routine.
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Funny
2 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/04/2006 11:14 AM
So yes, I ate the entire box of twinkies and 5lbs of chocolate.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
05/04/2006 11:14 AM
Wicked
Oral
Orgasm
Training??
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Fratberry 283,018 53
05/04/2006 11:14 AM
w00t.
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3 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/04/2006 11:17 AM
Nice Frat, just Frost-ing nice. Do the cats make you a helpful pansy or is it just natural?
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
05/04/2006 11:18 AM
I just felt a need to unleash my rath.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/04/2006 11:19 AM
<action> rubs cream all over Frat</action>
rash? Oh come here ya big lug, you know I love ya!
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/04/2006 12:11 PM
So yes, I ate the entire box of twinkies and 5lbs of chocolate.
Is that code for "I have inadvertently mistaken the neighbors cat for food, and while biting into him/her some poop came out...so I ate that too"?
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Senorita Chancelupa 171,275 14
05/04/2006 12:13 PM
um no?
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
05/04/2006 12:28 PM
Is that code for "I have inadvertently mistaken the neighbors cat for food, and while biting into him/her some poop came out...so I ate that too"?
WHAT???!!!
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TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/04/2006 03:52 PM
Is it cramped in here?
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