Ditdah 123,110 14
05/03/2006 01:00 PM

You thought the movie was a joke? There have been trailers already released. It's a real movie.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/03/2006 01:02 PM

Linkage

LlunchLladyLloyd 48,662 14
05/03/2006 01:09 PM

More linkage

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/03/2006 01:15 PM

Not only is this movie real, it's going to be awesome.



SNAKES ON A mother-FrostING PLANE!!!

Dianapop 57,835 109
05/03/2006 01:19 PM

A friend in Seattle has a Quaker bird who is very suggestible. When you tell her, "Quaker! Snakes on a plane! Snakes on a mother-Frostin plane!" she spreads her wings and says "Hisssssssss!"



Freaking adorable.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
05/03/2006 01:21 PM

I would just like to go on record as being the first to bring the SoaP thing to Gab.



And you all thought I was crazy.



Aint nothing you can do when there's snakes on a plane.

Codename: Phlamingo 131,068 34
05/03/2006 01:24 PM

I like the quote from the IMDB peanut gallery that says "I demand that Samuel L Jackson's character be renamed Samuel L Jackson." That's some forward thinking right there.

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 9
05/03/2006 01:29 PM

I am seriously considering watching "Snakes On a Plane". I think it would have been better if somehow Quentin Tarantino was involved.

Lager Trout 5 7
05/03/2006 01:31 PM

pfffft

Lager Trout 5 7
05/03/2006 01:31 PM

oh, hissss

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 9
05/03/2006 01:32 PM

I wonder what kind of snakes are going to be used. If it's just boa's or something, that would suck, but if it was Black Mambas...then I'd be a little scared. Maybe they'll use a new breed of snake that's really just a combination of all deadly snakes. It's got a little boa, a little cobra, and some black mamba. And when it kills you, it will suffocate you, bite you a few times in the face, and the rape you.

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/03/2006 01:32 PM

<action>doesn't read thread.</action>



I never joke about my soaps.

LlunchLladyLloyd 48,662 14
05/03/2006 01:37 PM

Sssshhh, baby. Daddy's programs are on!

Los Pollos 286,539 61
05/03/2006 01:38 PM

Watch the trailer in my link up there. There's rattlers, corals, a reddish looking snake that also looks rattlerish, some sort of boa, a black mamba and some rather irritated looking garter snakes.

LlunchLladyLloyd 48,662 14
05/03/2006 01:40 PM

Another unpleasant looking garter

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 9
05/03/2006 01:40 PM

Garter snakes are gay. Literally. They like it in their tight snake asses.

That's MRS. Lila to YOU, buster!! 78,555 13
05/03/2006 01:41 PM

Cool. That movie comes out on my birthday.



r00lz

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 9
05/03/2006 01:47 PM

It puts the snake on the plane, or else it gets the hose again.

I'll take a Molotov cocktail, please... 30,601 8
05/03/2006 01:48 PM

They were going to call it "Anaconda 3" but knew nobody would come.

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 9
05/03/2006 02:51 PM

Snakes on a muthaFrost-ing plane! The title is genius.

Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
05/03/2006 02:53 PM

Yeah - I'm sure it'll be up for an Oscar.

LlunchLladyLloyd 48,662 14
05/03/2006 02:55 PM

It's about time that Benson guy gets recognized for his brilliant acting!

I'll take a Molotov cocktail, please... 30,601 8
05/03/2006 02:55 PM

I hope they have some smarmy character in the film who has a vial of anti-vemon in his briefcase, but only for himself...the bastard.



Stay tuned.

Sage of Seattle (Relentlessly convivial) 36,465 8
05/03/2006 03:53 PM

a vial of anti-vemon in his briefcase



I hope it's sitting right next to the antivenin.



And a dictionary.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
05/03/2006 03:57 PM

Chickens-- would we lie about such a deliciously, deliriously bad movie?



This movie is going to make "Howard The Duck" look like Oscar material.

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 9
05/03/2006 04:06 PM

I want a snake on a plane.

Pubah, Don Quixoti's Bastard Son 56,805 18
05/03/2006 04:09 PM

Richard and Willie are Gay puppets?

Patrojandoll 3,467 8
05/03/2006 04:09 PM

What about the sequel - Snakes on a Plane on a Cat?

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/03/2006 04:49 PM

They had tried to rename the film ("flight 52" or something Shakespearety like that), but Samuel L said he'd leave the film if they did. Srsly.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
05/03/2006 04:56 PM

Srsly





Taco, dear, let me give you some vowels.



A, E, I, O, U.





No charge, even.

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/03/2006 04:59 PM

Or you can borrow some vowels from Moussaoui.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/03/2006 05:05 PM

What does a gay Billy Crystal and a guy that thinks he dissapears when he waves his arms around have to do with snakes or planes?

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
05/03/2006 05:55 PM

I wondering if the prequel is in production- "Iguanas on a Plane"



Charlize Theron can be the female lead, reprising her role in "Monster", and win another statue...











The statue of Britney Spears giving birth.

Refried Lupience 26,981 11
05/03/2006 05:57 PM

Has anyone seen my 'm?

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
05/04/2006 01:10 AM

"What does a gay Billy Crystal and a guy that thinks he dissapears when he waves his arms around have to do with snakes or planes?"



Bob the blindfolded dummy: It's reeeed...it's rouuuund....IT'S AN APPLE!



Danny: THIS IS AMAZING!



Jody: Danny, Chuck can see the apple.



Danny: Yes, but Bob CAN'T!!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
05/04/2006 08:57 AM

The Major: "INCOMING!"