Chit 178,781 15
05/04/2006 10:31 PM

Does this outfit make me look fat ?

Sage of Seattle (Relentlessly convivial) 36,465 8
05/04/2006 10:37 PM

Does this fat make me look... uhh... fatter?

Chit 178,781 15
05/04/2006 10:39 PM

I think we're gonna need a bigger see through jet.

Piquantrax - Sleeping on the beach 8,691 9
05/04/2006 10:41 PM

You win a OTny for being a mother, but being a super heroine, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

Sexual Harassment Policy Panda 181,795 70
05/04/2006 10:46 PM

I wanted to be Wonder Woman when I grew up.



I'm a lot closer than I had realized.

Piquantrax - Sleeping on the beach 8,691 9
05/04/2006 10:46 PM

Yea, so OTny, new fashion company.

Declan McManus 131,887 36
05/04/2006 10:47 PM

So, maybe marrying Aquaman and getting all that delicious "see food" might not have been the wisest career move, but someone has to patrol Miami Beach!

Crisp wafers in milk chocolate 170 7
05/04/2006 10:56 PM

Mary Tyler Moore, desperate for attention in her later years. Turns out she couldn't make it after all.

I am Jack's Kidney 6,902 12
05/04/2006 11:08 PM

After the Justice League dispanded, wonder women really let herself go.

Chit 178,781 15
05/04/2006 11:10 PM

Wonder Woman: No one escapes my Lasso of Truth!



What do you have to say for yourself now?







Street Hoodlum: Goddamn... you've really let yourself go, haven't you?



I'll go quietly if you just promise to throw a coat on or something, OK ?

Joseph Stallin reloaded 28 7
05/04/2006 11:14 PM

I suddenly realize Batman wasn't complimenting my leg strength when he called me thunder thighs.

Captain Dan, Wüstenfuchs 44,452 11
05/04/2006 11:33 PM

"Lynda Carter gains 110 pounds in preparation for her role as a lesbian."

soul_motor 16 7
05/05/2006 12:08 AM

I'm looking for my "super-size" man.

Superman 36,465 8
05/05/2006 01:07 AM

"Yeah, so anyway, we're there at the Justice League farewell party and she gets drunker than a skunk and falls fat... uh... FLAT on her face. So guess who has to go and pick her ass up? Yeah. Me. So I go over and try and pick up that bitch and I end up getting a Frostin' hernia. The Hulk is sittin' in the corner laughin' his ass off, the lazy mother-Froster..."

DinoExploded Burrito 1,743 8
05/05/2006 02:14 AM

I don't know where those shorts are going, but I hope it's somewhere good.

Midgets on Parade 96,092 48
05/05/2006 02:20 AM

Star Jones reviels her real reason fot leaving The View.

Midgets on Parade 96,092 48
05/05/2006 02:22 AM

Fot, for,fat same thing

Codename: Phlamingo 131,068 34
05/05/2006 02:27 AM

Wow! That Oops I Crapped My Pants holds a lot of dung!



How do you know Oops I Crapped My Pants works so well?



Because I'm wearing them. And I just did.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/05/2006 07:26 AM

Her tits reminded me of TTJ.

Inuendo King 107 7
05/05/2006 07:34 AM

Not wanting to be fatist, but isnt she only ever going to do more harm than good?

The Chronic of Narnia 27 7
05/05/2006 08:40 AM

Next on E! True hollywood stories.

Wonderwoman. The incredible story of what turned this once striking young female, into a 500 pound land monster.



[Wonder woman.]

When I found out that Mc Donalds stopped selling the "supersized" meal I was crushed.

Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
05/05/2006 08:43 AM

Pfft... typical Mardi Gras attire.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/05/2006 09:13 AM

"When Wonder Woman eats Wonder Bread, she gets Wonder-full!"

El Mongólico 41,132 13
05/05/2006 09:15 AM

<action>prays to baby Jeebus to forgive his sins, crosses himself and kisses the rosary he took of his coworker's desk</action>I dig the new pic Chance!

Senorita JM-will work for slave wages 24,693 8
05/05/2006 09:21 AM

I dig the new pic Chance!



Un.Nice.Person.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/05/2006 09:37 AM

That is a whole lot of amazon love machine to cram into such a sweet little outfit! Maybe she loves America THAT much!

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
05/05/2006 09:38 AM

Hahaha! Wonder fattie will save the ham! Blargh!

SaltireMuppet 124 7
05/05/2006 10:07 AM

Lets return to After they Were Superheros;



Wonder woman: 'I traded my lasso for a lifetime supply of twinkies and *cries* I dont regret it!'

Chit 178,781 15
05/05/2006 10:22 AM

No, I mean you literally look Divine.

Cranky 571 8
05/05/2006 10:23 AM

After years of remaking old television shows and movies into new feature films, the new trend in Hollywood is the "Hybrid-remake" in which two or more old concepts are combined to create the next blockbuster.



Coming in summer of 2007, Drew Carey as "Wonder Tootsie".

dead otter 345 8
05/05/2006 11:01 AM

Wonder Woman, Wal-Mart Woman.

All the world's waiting for you,

and the fabric you distress.



In your streched out tights,

Fighting for obese rights

Red strech lines, pasty White flesh and veins of Blue.



Wonder Woman, Wonder Bread Woman.

Jerry Springer wants America to view you

And the striptease that you do



Pray to God above,

That you don't make love

Make a liar tell the truth.



Wonder Bread Woman,

Get me out from under, Wonder Woman.

No orthopedic shoes in the world can hold you,

and the waddling you can do.



Wonder Woman, Weight Watcher Woman.

You're a Wide load, Wonder Woman

HRH BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/05/2006 11:04 AM

Casual day has gone too far.

Rider the Cactus Eater 2,014 9
05/05/2006 03:06 PM

Shouldn't those tits be a bit more perky?



That is such a gross Frost-ing picture. You guys are nasty.



Dig the hair though.

Southside Matty 192 8
05/05/2006 04:19 PM

Apparently the costume party on the weight loss cruise was not a very good idea.

Southside Matty 192 8
05/05/2006 04:21 PM

I'd rather give it to the old pirate nun!

I'll take a Molotov cocktail, please... 30,601 8
05/05/2006 05:17 PM

Delta Burke was originally considered the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming Lifetime Television movie, but then the producers stopped drinking on the job.

oddzodd 382 7
05/05/2006 09:39 PM

Uncle Charley! is that you!?!?

oddzodd 382 7
05/05/2006 09:42 PM

Wonder (what you've been eating ) Woman....

oddzodd 382 7
05/05/2006 09:48 PM

Wonder Woman decides .........its time for trim spa.........Baby...

oddzodd 382 7
05/05/2006 09:55 PM

No mama..........the HALL of JUSTICE is back two block and one block to your right.......

Tarx 68 7
05/05/2006 10:44 PM

A few things come to mind when looking at that picture...



1.Is that a man or a woman?



2. Did those cuffs used to have a chain in between them?



3. what could poissibly be living in that wig?

Chit 178,781 15
05/06/2006 12:28 AM

What does Wonder Woman wear under her costume ?











Depends.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/06/2006 01:00 AM

The real wonder is how that woman managed to wedge herself into that outfit...

Inuendo King 107 7
05/06/2006 06:35 AM

Thanks Daisypie, now all i have in my mind is images of talcom powder and vasilube, as Wonder Women spends 2 hours every morning getting into her costume

soonerfan 53 7
05/06/2006 02:34 PM

Mimi from the Drew Carey show during her off time.

SAVIORA22 4,599 8
05/06/2006 03:29 PM

...

SAVIORA22 4,599 8
05/06/2006 03:30 PM

Sorry about that last post...lost my eyesite for a moment....

AntiFan 7 7
05/06/2006 04:07 PM

Wonder Woman VS Fat America



Wonder Woman 0, Fat America 500lbs

oddzodd 382 7
05/06/2006 04:29 PM

Superman? Yes mama...........he flew though here about five minuts ago...........

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
05/06/2006 04:39 PM

Quick, Call John Waters! Devine is still alive!

Sage of Seattle (Relentlessly convivial) 36,465 8
05/06/2006 05:53 PM

SPRAY



I hope to God you meant "spay" 'cause we can't have no mo' o'that runnin' loose. It's just too terrible to contemplate...

bubs 21 7
05/06/2006 07:28 PM

"Mamma's got a brand new bag, she's gonna groove it all night long. ...

ccgirl48 1 8
05/07/2006 02:04 AM

I wonder why?

Zero248 364 8
05/07/2006 05:39 AM

Having had some foresight into the future, it was little wonder Superman chose Lois Lane

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
05/07/2006 05:44 AM

Wait, that's Daggy!?!



http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000304.gif

frickindeal 348 8
05/07/2006 01:40 PM

Linda Carter. The E! True Hollywood Story.

dmaze82 5 7
05/07/2006 08:02 PM

OH MY GOD! Mom, what are you doing on the internet dressed like that??? This is senior prom all over again.

Wingnut 4 7
05/07/2006 11:13 PM

America! Frost yeah!

CharlesTheFirst 32 10
05/08/2006 05:50 AM

There was a young woman named Erica

who wanted to hitch through America.

So she dressed to impress

and fondly caress

whoever'd be clever and share a car.

kageandjables11 45 7
05/08/2006 07:37 AM

After several years of being a super hero takes it's toll on her body, Wonder Woman turns her attention from thwarting crime to thwarting erections. She succeeds.

En Vino 9 7
05/08/2006 11:58 AM

Wonderwoman acress Lynda Carter attempts to grab the headlines again by following in the footsteps of Anna Nicole Smith and Kirstie Alley. "It hasn't helped with the publicity," said Carter, "but I'm really enjoying the flapjacks these days."

dead otter 345 8
05/08/2006 02:05 PM

Unlike her jet, Wonder Woman finds out that if you consume your weight daily in snackwell cookies and slim fast shakes, those calories are not so invisible.

Stacy420 75 7
05/08/2006 02:42 PM

Clearly not wearing her Wonder-bra...





...yeah.

luv muchine 115 7
05/08/2006 08:41 PM

I'm going to have to send this to my psp so i can mastur....





show my freinds later.

Horsey 1 8
05/08/2006 09:21 PM

I am an awful human being.

MerryMom 6 7
05/09/2006 12:46 AM

Wonder? Woman?

LOST MY PLANET 538 0
05/09/2006 02:13 AM

America's entry, in the search for the ninth Wonder of the World.





















Little pickers wear big nickers.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
05/09/2006 11:05 AM

Wonder Woman succeeds in defeating her greatest enemy: Anorexia

SanityZero 9 7
05/09/2006 04:01 PM

Oy my Invisible airplane is kaputz. Where's that good boy Supermanberg so he can give me a ride to my mothers?

Can o' Slick 564 8
05/09/2006 09:33 PM

Wonder-size me.

What's In a Name 21 7
05/10/2006 01:09 PM

Wonder Woman, seen here in this recent photo, really let herself go after being forced into early retirement by the FAA due to too may collisions with other aircraft. Apparently, the over-abundance of hair obstructed her view.

The Masked Wedgie Giver 38 7
05/10/2006 01:45 PM

I Bring To You



Wonderfully Round Woman

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/10/2006 03:49 PM

I'd still totally bang her.

Midgets on Parade 96,092 48
05/10/2006 03:53 PM

<action>hands Mortimer a 2x4, hiking boots, and some calimine</action>



Go ahead

dead otter 345 8
05/10/2006 05:49 PM

The Green Lantern was shooting his mouth off the other day saying how he was tapping her in a Waffle House Parking lot after closing time. I'm ashamed to be friends with him.

Piquantrax - Kill the Texicans 8,691 9
05/10/2006 06:02 PM

The secret of the Amazons, gigantic golden nipples.

GinnerBen 2 7
05/10/2006 06:51 PM

I'm the comicbook hero you jacked off to last night.

Egonis 6 7
05/10/2006 07:13 PM

Wonder W...uuuuuuuugghhh!!

Tarx 68 7
05/11/2006 05:28 PM

Even Viagra can't help you now!

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/11/2006 05:30 PM

Who are these people?

Christ SAVIORA, NogginOddball 4,599 8
05/11/2006 05:36 PM

I didn't bring 'em, I swear.

hobbsey 9 7
05/12/2006 09:45 AM

Next time on Roseanne...



The Halloween episode....dun dun dun

What's In a Name 21 7
05/12/2006 01:07 PM

Dammit Ethel! How many times have I told you to wear a thong in that outfit?!

Rayzer 3 7
05/13/2006 12:51 AM

The "birth control suit" is born.

Everard 4 7
05/13/2006 03:17 AM

Shortly after, the Justice League broke off business ties and sponsorship deals with Burger King.

Tarx 68 7
05/13/2006 03:55 AM

*ahem* you really dont need a caption... they are already there!



http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5350/captionwonderwoman2rz.jpg

Noodles N' Milk 17 7
05/13/2006 03:56 AM

Children secretly eat more than two pieces, Louisana mom outraged by "The fat that they put in that newfangled candy".



CHILD BELOW

Tarx 68 7
05/13/2006 03:59 AM

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/1656/captionwonderwoman9kq.jpg



wrong link...

Swear-o-matica 11 7
05/13/2006 08:51 AM

Here we see a picture from the new Wonder Woman movie that John Waters is directing

Prams Cell Phone Elbow 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

"Hair" had a sequel?

Prams Cell Phone Elbow 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

SPRAY

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

I hope to God you meant "spay" 'cause we can't have no mo' o'that runnin' loose. It's just too terrible to contemplate...



Well... SO ARE YOU

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Dayum, that bitch would straight pour right out that outfit if she wasn't so lumpay.



In other news,























She looka like a man!