Germans....nuff said
A comedy conversation
by pendy 987 8 05/06/2006 05:15 PM 330 views
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I was playing poker on partypoker.net earlier and I was greeted by what seemed to be angry gibberish welcomes to the room. It turns out that almost everyone else in the room was from somewhere in Germany and I couldn't decide if they were angry or if that's just how their language is meant to be. Anyway, I typed "English please" into the chat window hoping that I would be able to carry on a meaningful poker discussion with some foreigners and keep up national relations. However, I was greeted by this message: "engish is for looser." Apparently being able to speak coherent "engish" is for "loosers" also.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
05/06/2006 05:21 PM
I think that means they were saving english for looser play once some people busted out.
You're welcome.
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Cruz McManus : Hopeful Bride 9,993 12
05/06/2006 05:21 PM
Looks like you got ran into some sauer Krauts !
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Frogpop 173,153 25
05/06/2006 05:23 PM
heh.
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Chit 178,781 15
05/06/2006 05:33 PM
I was greeted by this message: "engish is for looser."
That's just because after WWII so many of them were forced to learn English.
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Sage of Seattle (Relentlessly convivial) 36,465 8
05/06/2006 05:35 PM
Ich spielte Schrhaken online ein Tag, als dieser Idiot sagte, "English please." Nicht wute er, da Schrhaken in Deutschland erfunden wurde? Dieser Kerl war solch ein Verlierer...
So verwendete ich meine ausgezeichneten englischen Fhigkeiten und bat ihn, wegzugehen! LOL!
Nach der setzte ich an meine SS Uniform und und das "Horst Wessel Lied" gesungen.
Weil ich eine Schwule Deutscher bin.
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Chit 178,781 15
05/06/2006 05:37 PM
Well said.
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pendy 987 8
05/06/2006 05:37 PM
Sage, Ich hasse Sie.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/06/2006 05:39 PM
Biten meinen assen.
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pendy 987 8
05/06/2006 05:39 PM
Oh, and last time I checked, Texas Hold'em was not invented in Germany.
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Sage of Seattle (Relentlessly convivial) 36,465 8
05/06/2006 05:42 PM
Why do I suddenly get the feeling like I have to explain the joke?
I mean, it wasn't that funny in the first place, but now I might as well start reading from War and Peace or something...
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Chit 178,781 15
05/06/2006 05:43 PM
Schultz, I said dismissed !
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/06/2006 07:24 PM
Sage, Ich hasse Sie.
When using the proper form "Sie," your verb remains unconjugated. Therefore, the correct response would have been either "Ich hasse dich" oder "Ich hassen Sich."
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pendy 987 8
05/06/2006 08:00 PM
Taco, direct your querey to the fine people at freetranslation.com, because they're the bastards that Frosted it up. You see, I don't speak German, thats what this thread is about.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/06/2006 08:10 PM
Ich hasse dich
I knew Taco's picture was a fake!
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McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
05/06/2006 08:14 PM
When using the proper form "Sie," your verb remains unconjugated. Therefore, the correct response would have been either "Ich hasse dich" oder "Ich hassen Sich."
Spoken like a true non-German speaker.
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I am Jack's Kidney 6,902 12
05/06/2006 08:47 PM
zieg heil?
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gobadine 2,737 10
05/07/2006 02:36 AM
my grandfather taught me some german he picked up in the war.
"Schnell Schnell English Pig Dog, give me Ameri-kan Cigarette".
To which his reply was "what ever you say jack your the master race" before filling his belly full of lead. - or was that highlander? I always get them confused, Connor McCloud and my grandfather were both quite old you see.
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Max Planck 18,881 12
05/07/2006 04:53 AM
Nein ist das meine Banane.
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Midgets on Parade 96,092 48
05/07/2006 05:00 AM
Zu ubersetzender ich bin zu verfluchtes faules. Wer sagte was?
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/07/2006 05:07 AM
Si. Mierda.
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Midgets on Parade 96,092 48
05/07/2006 05:27 AM
Coo COO KA CHoo.
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babygirl 0 7
05/07/2006 01:18 PM
that is so gay
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/07/2006 01:26 PM
goin into 7th grade im a party girl and i like to go outside and chill wit my friends.i am a nice and a fun person.
...miss the part where you have to be 18 to join?
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Max Planck 18,881 12
05/07/2006 01:51 PM
Don't worry Taco, judging by how it's written, she could just be repeating 7th grade for the 15th time.
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/07/2006 02:11 PM
I know when I was in 7th grade I was like, a total "party girl." I practically like, OD'd on sprite and M&Ms like, 15 times. Like OMG.
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Max Planck 18,881 12
05/07/2006 02:16 PM
OMG SERIOUS?? Let's do each others hair and laugh when people use swear words!
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/07/2006 02:27 PM
Hey, do you want to play truth or dare, and then MASH so we can see if we're gonna marry that cute boy in 8th grade? Like OMFG he is sooooo hawt!
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Max Planck 18,881 12
05/07/2006 02:29 PM
Uh, excuse me, but I'm a GUY. I shouldn't even be TALKING to you. I bet I'm getting cooties right now!
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Max Planck 18,881 12
05/07/2006 02:30 PM
Wanna Frost?
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/07/2006 02:32 PM
Like yeah, my mom will be so mad if she finds out but I'm 13 so that bitch can't tell me what to do fer srsly.
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Max Planck 18,881 12
05/07/2006 02:36 PM
Yeah, Frost ur mom! OMG dont really Frost her heehee thats like totally not what i meant!!1!
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/07/2006 02:40 PM
Acting retarded is making my head hurt. No wonder kids these days are on so many drugs.
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Max Planck 18,881 12
05/07/2006 02:41 PM
<action>breaks character.</action>Is this as painful for you as it is for me?
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/07/2006 02:42 PM
Yes, I feel like I need to go shower and read an encyclopedia for a few hours now.
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Max Planck 18,881 12
05/07/2006 02:42 PM
<action>wishes he could type faster and post without previewing everything.</action>I agree.
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/07/2006 02:42 PM
Worst. Thread. Evar!
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