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A comedy conversation by Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/12/2006 12:30 PM 249 views

If you cover their heads with a brown paper bag... you could be a millionare wife!

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For the single GABladies...

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Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461013
Chit 178,781 15
05/12/2006 12:37 PM

I'm pretty sure that's millionaire with a "B" sweetie.





Billionaire !

 

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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/12/2006 12:45 PM

I stand corrected.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461015
Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/12/2006 12:47 PM

WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

 

Amusing 3 votes 1.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461016
Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/12/2006 12:49 PM

He can WILL a Klondike bar into His hand. He doesn't have to do anything.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461017
Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/12/2006 12:52 PM

Just checking if God was reading this thread.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461021
They call me Aimless 54,807 10
05/12/2006 01:01 PM

Fahd Hariri looks like a terriorst. I'd do him.



"Hey baby, wanna play suicide bomber? I'll be the world trade center and you can be the 747."

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461029
Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
05/12/2006 01:11 PM

I don't care if he is worth 5 billion, I'm not sleeping with a guy that only has half a face.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461034
They call me Aimless 54,807 10
05/12/2006 01:15 PM

I was going to post something witty here but the mother-FrostING TELE FLORA AD KEEPS POPPING UP AND SCREWING ME UP.





HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGRAVE!!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461090
Patrojandoll 3,467 8
05/12/2006 03:28 PM

I don't care if he is worth 5 billion, I'm not sleeping with a guy that only has half a face.



He's just so fat they couldn't fit it all in the frame.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461156
Sarah (Formerly Molotov Cocktail) 30,601 8
05/12/2006 07:32 PM

"Are you kidding, I LOVE genocide! Your quite the catch!"

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461157
gobadine 2,737 10
05/12/2006 07:39 PM

they really could pay you a dollar for every sperm you swollowed.



damn thats rich.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461163
Fishlegs 1,612 9
05/12/2006 08:18 PM

So, that's where Balki went!

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461173
Bonky 75,733 15
05/12/2006 09:39 PM



Homina, homina! I don't even care if this guy has monies. He's purdy AND he likes hockey!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461190
Millie 116,988 28
05/12/2006 11:20 PM

If they are billionaires and STILL can't get a woman, there must be something seriously wrong with them. Come on--there's always a woman who will go for the money, even if the guy's a loser.



 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461222
Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/13/2006 01:00 AM

Fahd Hariri looks like a terriorst. I'd do him.



I was totally going to say that. Damn you and your taste for brown men, Aimless!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461230
bobbbobb 2 7
05/13/2006 01:17 AM

billionaires? They are no such thing - they are mere piffling multi-millionaires - no-one on the planet has yet amassed a wealth of 1 million million USD, AUSD, CanD, yen or GBP. Until they do there will never be a billionaire. What is currently described as a "billionaire" is a person with 1 thousand million - which is NOT A BILLION!!! ... ok rant over now.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461233
Thud 68,497 19
05/13/2006 01:29 AM

What is currently described as a "billionaire" is a person with 1 thousand million - which is NOT A BILLION!!!



Uh, yes it is, in lots of places.



billion

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461234
SAVIORA, Decapitated 4,599 8
05/13/2006 01:30 AM

"you drunk toooo?"

 

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SAVIORA, Decapitated 4,599 8
05/13/2006 01:31 AM

Isay in response to

rank over now

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461239
Manly Man 220 8
05/13/2006 01:34 AM

I don't care if he is worth 5 billion, I'm not sleeping with a guy that only has half a face.

trust me, compared to his father, that man is Frost-ing GORGEOUS.



Then again anyone can look attractive compared to a hessian sack filled with potatoes and a lump of putty attached to the front for a nose and half a cabbage each side for ears.

proof.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1461240
Manly Man 220 8
05/13/2006 01:35 AM

Oh damn, I spoke ill of the dead... I must be going to hell now.



poor me.

 

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SAVIORA, Decapitated 4,599 8
05/13/2006 01:35 AM

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