Thoughts on TubGirl
A comedy conversation
by FamousMortimer 1,187 8 05/12/2006 03:15 PM 636 views
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After showing everyone in my office TubGirl I had a thought. How many family members have to rape you simeltaneously for you to do that to yourself? My guess is four...and then two more at a later date to have someone photograph it.
Tell me what comes to your mind when you see TubGirl.
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Funny
7 votes
3.4
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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/12/2006 03:16 PM
WHERE THE HELL DO YOU WORK??!!
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.2
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Amazing Chance 171,275 14
05/12/2006 03:17 PM
It was a fun photoshoot. I got to eat all the tapioca pudding I wanted.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/12/2006 03:17 PM
Never you mind. Let's just say that I work with sick Frosts.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/12/2006 03:17 PM
I love you Chance.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Amazing Chance 171,275 14
05/12/2006 03:19 PM
Heh, thats why *they call me amazing.
*They = me
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The Orginal Snork 45,655 12
05/12/2006 03:20 PM
(With my peepee)
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Funny
2 votes
3.5
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FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/12/2006 03:20 PM
I'm surprised you were able to get such a good shot of your own abused ass. Good job.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/12/2006 03:21 PM
Thanks, did you notice my wedding ring?
My wife likes it too. Adds a little more kink to the relationship.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/12/2006 03:23 PM
Did she have her foot in there? Man you are one kinky bastard.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Amazing Chance 171,275 14
05/12/2006 03:24 PM
Yeah it sucked before hand cause I had a cork in my ass for hours! It had to be released at just the right time. I did get a ragin yeast infection afterwards though cause some of my Shakespeare got in my cooter.
Once they hosed me off I gave head to the photographer and I let him cum on my tits.
Overall it was a good thing.
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Funny
5 votes
3.0
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Le Mailman sonne toujours deux fois 176,450 56
05/12/2006 03:27 PM
Tell me what comes to your mind when you see TubGirl.
"I could really go for a large cafe latte now."
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Amazing Chance 171,275 14
05/12/2006 03:27 PM
You werent saying that when you took the pictures!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Kamasutra 171,275 14
05/12/2006 03:32 PM
Come home to La Taco Rosa.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Chit 178,781 15
05/12/2006 03:33 PM
Tell me what comes to your mind when you see TubGirl.
"Ahh, looks like it's going to be another beautiful day in paridise."
You see, I have a tubgirl fountain in my garden at home.
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Amusing
2 votes
1.5
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Chi Chi Felipe: Wunderkind 161,353 14
05/12/2006 03:36 PM
There are no thoughts on Tubgirl. Just acrid diarhhea.
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Funny
8 votes
3.3
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Fratberry 283,018 53
05/12/2006 03:37 PM
Tell me what comes to your mind when you see TubGirl.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/12/2006 03:38 PM
Never you mind. Let's just say that I work with sick copulates.
Tubgirl is not safe for work - even in a porn shop.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.7
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Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
05/12/2006 03:40 PM
Last week I managed to make my friend tubgirl himself.
I was complaining how I was such a tubby bitch because I'd just eaten 9 doughnuts, and he said "Hmm.. your new name can be... Tubgirl."
I giggled at this and didn't think anymore of it until I heard him scream. On the screen was the fountain herself.
Dumb bastard had done an image search for 'tubgirl', just so he could find a picture of a fat chick and pretend it was me.
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FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/12/2006 03:42 PM
I work in a kiddie-porn shop though.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/12/2006 03:43 PM
I have this urge to go to chance's house for chocolate milkshakes and melted creamsickles.
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Funny
6 votes
3.5
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Fratberry 283,018 53
05/12/2006 03:45 PM
You'd better hurry. She's been awake for nearly three hours now.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.3
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Kamasutra 171,275 14
05/12/2006 03:48 PM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the tub.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Bankey 70,843 10
05/12/2006 03:49 PM
Well you see Phuc, thats cause her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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Bankey 70,843 10
05/12/2006 03:49 PM
DAMN THESE SLOW FINGERS
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Kamasutra 171,275 14
05/12/2006 03:50 PM
I like slow fingers. Lets do lunch.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Bankey 70,843 10
05/12/2006 03:51 PM
I guess if I spent less time with them crammed up my ass/nose I'd have more luck.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/12/2006 03:51 PM
Flirting is ruining GAB.
Flirting and jets of yellow liquiShakespeare, that is.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/12/2006 03:52 PM
I'd like to know the story behind tubgirl. Who is she? What are her hopes and dreams?
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Bankey 70,843 10
05/12/2006 03:53 PM
Flirting and jets of yellow liquiShakespeare
We're drawing a distinction between the two these days? God I've missed a lot.
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Bankey 70,843 10
05/12/2006 03:54 PM
You know you'd have bathroom issues too if your va-jayjay was all pixilated shut like that.
Poor girl.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Fratberry 283,018 53
05/12/2006 03:54 PM
Hahaha Bankey has an assnose!
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FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/12/2006 03:56 PM
TubGirl was born to a one legged hobo woman with aspirations of distance Shakespeare-ing in the Tokyo underground (This is now storytellers...next chapter please)
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Bankey 70,843 10
05/12/2006 03:56 PM
I had a rhino-posterio-plasty. All the cool kids are getting them these days.
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Funny
2 votes
3.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/12/2006 04:00 PM
What are her hopes and dreams?
To get her aim down good enough to squir you inna eye.
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0 votes
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/12/2006 05:13 PM
Come to chat people...
You thought it was another post about Tubgirl but I tricked ya now didn't I?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Chit 178,781 15
05/12/2006 06:52 PM
Sure it's great that she got so much popularity for the one shot, but I'm sure it's hard for her to get work doing, lets say... serious poses or glamour shots now.
You know what they say, "Once a fountain ass, always a fountain ass..."
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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gobadine 2,737 10
05/12/2006 07:04 PM
tubgirl is the stuff of legends, there really should be some tribute acts doing the rounds at vegas.
tubgirl and the faucett fountaineers.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/13/2006 01:00 PM
Thoughts on tubgirl
Those aren't thoughts.
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0 votes
0.0
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM
Read this compilation of thoughts on Tubgirl.
They're kind of airy.
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