Chit 178,781 15
05/13/2006 09:44 AM

Easy Rider, no doubt !

Chit 178,781 15
05/13/2006 10:18 AM

Bitchin new backpack.





They're gonna sell a lot of those.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/13/2006 10:27 AM

"Roofie makes another failed attempt to attract guys"

filo_clarke 194 7
05/13/2006 10:35 AM

I'm afraid there's a crack in your tail-light.

oddzodd 382 7
05/13/2006 12:48 PM

Butt........Officer.......

oddzodd 382 7
05/13/2006 12:52 PM

....................smell my finger

frickindeal 348 8
05/13/2006 01:06 PM

"Get your motor runnin'...

Ass out on the highway..."

Noodles N' Milk 17 7
05/13/2006 01:23 PM

Local News

New places to have sex:

Salon chairs and motorcycles.

Rick Behr 82 8
05/13/2006 02:21 PM

I knew motorcycles could make skidmarks...but not like this...

Filly Harlot 39,193 20
05/13/2006 02:34 PM

This capcon went to hell a lot faster than they usually do.





Wow. Damn weekend GAB!

Tarx 68 7
05/13/2006 02:47 PM

Is it a Softail or a hardtail?

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/13/2006 04:37 PM

Man, that guy is really haulin ass!



Sorry, that was retarded.

brybot 0 7
05/13/2006 04:58 PM

I was trying to touch... why the hell did you break?

pendy 987 8
05/13/2006 06:59 PM

-"But officer..."



-"No butts meow..."

daisypie 49,378 9
05/13/2006 07:11 PM

It's a trap! What the hell's a 'policie' man?

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
05/13/2006 07:16 PM

A skanky stripper with a police escort? There must be a politician with a boner somewhere.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/13/2006 08:07 PM

Funny thing is he's prolly pulling them over for a helmet law violation.

Piquantrax - Kill the Texicans 8,691 9
05/13/2006 08:47 PM

Assless chaps come back in style.

Amigo's best friend! 23 7
05/13/2006 09:46 PM

Insert 25 cents.

turdtell - ten 42,578 26
05/13/2006 09:49 PM

Dime slot with auto return

humans_disgust_me 160 8
05/13/2006 10:11 PM

I guess a "road poo" IS considered littering honey.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
05/13/2006 10:28 PM

comedy shmomedy. thats a nice piece.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
05/13/2006 10:29 PM

when she honks her horn she throws mud

humans_disgust_me 160 8
05/13/2006 10:33 PM

that puts the "tailgate me and 'll flick a booger on your windshield" bumper sticker to shame dudn't it?

daisypie 49,378 9
05/13/2006 10:35 PM

^^^and speaking of things that disgust me...

Crash2108 - that one guy that sometimes posts.. 54 9
05/14/2006 03:44 AM

"We must confiscate the girl, sir."

Swear-o-matica 11 7
05/14/2006 09:04 AM

Mere moments later there was an incident that will only ever be referred to as " the ex-lax assplosion".

Zero248 364 8
05/14/2006 11:05 AM

"You realise it's an offense to traffick crack?"

SaltireMuppet 124 7
05/14/2006 05:29 PM

women are seeking new ways to pleasure themselves these days

Solomon Grundy Smash 1 7
05/14/2006 05:39 PM

She's a shemale.

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
05/14/2006 05:47 PM

Policie = Gay cop like brucie, or chuckie.



Also proven by his raining on what was going to be obviously one of the best days of that straight guy's life.

Tarx 68 7
05/14/2006 07:33 PM

what she's REALLY sitting on is a stick attached to the frame!

Kartan 9 7
05/14/2006 07:48 PM

Told ya motorcycles are just giant vibrators!

daisypie 49,378 9
05/14/2006 08:02 PM

I'll see your "Motorcycle Madness" capcon, Roofie, and raise you a Bicycle Madness:



"I wish I was a bicycle seat"

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/14/2006 08:10 PM

She's going to have very funny looking tanlines.

Piquantrax - Kill the Texicans 8,691 9
05/14/2006 08:15 PM

The bike pops a wheelie, she pops her cherry.

Fratberry 283,018 53
05/14/2006 11:30 PM

I guess now we know why the bitch didn't fall off.

Alias#1 9 7
05/14/2006 11:48 PM

Butt officer...

daisypie 49,378 9
05/14/2006 11:57 PM

Dude, for your first post you make a joke that, not only was it already posted,

but was also posted in multiple other variations thereof? Nice start, yutz...

Chit 178,781 15
05/15/2006 12:09 AM

Sweet Saddlebags !

LOST MY PLANET 538 0
05/15/2006 12:24 AM

Fly

ringworm 68,315 13
05/15/2006 04:32 AM

what a day to wear ugly boots.</jp>

Boraxo 2 7
05/15/2006 05:30 AM

Under arrest for riding while white: sadly evidenced by that flat butt.

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
05/15/2006 10:52 AM

OHMYGOD! That girl's not wearing a helmet!

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
05/15/2006 10:55 AM

It's a trap! What the hell's a 'policie' man?



The mexican mafia's elite assassination team.

dead otter 345 8
05/15/2006 11:43 AM

Now if you look closer at those mudflaps you will see a pair of Yosimitie Sam Tattoos saying "Back Off!"

dead otter 345 8
05/15/2006 11:51 AM

This week Victoria's Secret announced that next Fall's catalog will debut their new "Crotch Rocket Angels" line of lingerie.

Sage of Seattle (Relentlessly convivial) 36,465 8
05/15/2006 02:07 PM

"Hey baby, takin' a ride on my new bike will knock yer socks... off.....





err... uhh... never mind."

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/15/2006 02:10 PM

The joke is on the cop - those are really pants made to look like she's not wearing any.

Sage of Seattle (Relentlessly convivial) 36,465 8
05/15/2006 02:11 PM

Brings new ideas to the term "tailgating party."

S1mpleton 373 9
05/15/2006 02:56 PM

Wish she'd turn around and show us her muff... ler.

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/15/2006 03:33 PM

To the stripper-mobile!! No time for pants!!!

zzzzRaptor 15 7
05/15/2006 04:47 PM

Mommy... Is that what they mean when they say "Riding Bareback" ?

dead otter 345 8
05/15/2006 06:24 PM

Next week on "CHiPs:Swingers" Ponch and Jon roleplay with Officer Bonnie

krazy_kiwi 17 7
05/15/2006 11:07 PM

Look! Check that out... 2 moons!!!

oddzodd 382 7
05/15/2006 11:28 PM

ma.....ma ...........mom?!?!?

hobbsey 9 7
05/16/2006 12:15 PM

the cop didn't pull the guy over because he's got a legal sissy bar

Sage of Seattle (Relentlessly convivial) 36,465 8
05/16/2006 03:27 PM

It would be funnier if they were crashing and dying



Funny thing, that's just what I was thinking about you....

En Vino 9 7
05/16/2006 04:20 PM

There's what I call a "crotch rocket!"

En Vino 9 7
05/16/2006 04:20 PM

Now that's what I call a "crotch rocket!"

oddzodd 382 7
05/16/2006 05:07 PM

Proof! There's no need to buy a DVD player for your car........

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
05/16/2006 05:27 PM

Even bikers get that 'unfresh feeling'.

dead otter 345 8
05/16/2006 07:05 PM

This bike was already upgraded to the Touring package which includes lots of soft and supple upholstry.

dead otter 345 8
05/16/2006 07:16 PM

Guido, the Gay Fashion Police Consultant, pulls transgender couple Adam and Steve over where he will cite them for wearing a last years Zebra faux fur hat purchased at a outlet and white thigh high spiked boots after Labor day in Queerville.

krazy_kiwi 17 7
05/16/2006 09:05 PM

"Is that your trundgeon officer or you just so glad to see me?"

krazy_kiwi 17 7
05/16/2006 09:07 PM

"I'll escort you to the Whitehouse Miss Lewinski... the President is expecting you"

Loopy 6,902 12
05/16/2006 09:17 PM

I feel like I've forgotten something.



I hate Mondays!

Ragged SAV Will Soon Be a Grad 4,599 8
05/16/2006 09:19 PM

She's clearly not afraid of The Draft.

Mastur Platypus 7,665 11
05/17/2006 12:14 AM

"Click it or ticket, you say? But that's for cars! Lick it and stick it works so much better with the banana seat, and it eliminates that horrific bomb-dropping whistle at cruising speeds..."

Madmatthew 366 9
05/17/2006 02:33 AM

"She hopped on her menstural cycle and ran my ass over."

Barbs 127 8
05/17/2006 01:43 PM

LADY!!! move your grand canyon to the right or he's going to lose his balance, I don't want any pile ups in my territory.

Sage of Seattle (Stupification Personified) 36,465 8
05/17/2006 01:49 PM

Me: Hey dude! Lookit the mudflaps on that motorbike!



Dude: Motorcycles don't have mudflaps you idiot.



Me: THAT bike does!

trashmem 1 7
05/17/2006 06:24 PM

Just thought we'd air dry our beaver...it's been wet a while

oddzodd 382 7
05/17/2006 10:19 PM

simple..........if your hauling ass, you'll get pulled over........

Statik 34 7
05/19/2006 03:14 AM

And I thought it was bad having to pick bugs out of my teeth after a ride...

Micky Wild 2 7
05/20/2006 08:57 PM

SAY "NO" TO CRACK!

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/21/2006 08:52 AM

.....observe the OTHER good reason for fenders.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Daaaayum, that cop is missing a good show

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

No, ho, holding your hat on your head with your hand is not the same thing as wearing a helmet-OH Shakespeare, OIL SLICKS

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Shakespeare OIL slicks.



That chick needs to lay off of John's favorite food.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

I braked because you broke



































wind.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

It would be funnier if they were crashing and dying