Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
05/13/2006 04:38 PM

....uh, just kiddin!

SAVIORA's Decapitated Head Now Has a Black Eye 4,599 8
05/13/2006 04:44 PM

No you're not.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/13/2006 06:34 PM

<action>refrains from starting a "My job blows right now" thread because he's not _that_ much of a dick</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/13/2006 06:37 PM

Eh, Frost it. Like I read other peoples' Shakespeare.

SAVIORA's Decapitated Head Now Has a Black Eye 4,599 8
05/13/2006 06:48 PM

You stole my idea!



I'm studying to become a novelist.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
05/13/2006 08:18 PM

Uh, Saviora, pretty sure he was referring to Vlad's parody thread...

SAVIORA's Decapitated Head Now Has a Black Eye 4,599 8
05/13/2006 08:44 PM

Whether it's ideas or attention, I'm a klepto.

Kartan 9 7
05/14/2006 07:58 PM

You just need to train your wife better. Tell her, (if it is a she), to just back off with the teeth. If you don't teach her now the rest of us will have to. :)

Piquantrax - Kill the Texicans 8,691 9
05/14/2006 08:16 PM

Awww, you smileyed. Such a good n00b such a good boy. Who's the big boy now? A moo mo muu mo? Shabba babba bebe neep nee mee me moo?

Such a cute little baby.

Pokeyhollis 346 8
05/14/2006 09:20 PM

I understand what you're going through. The last time a woman used teeth on me, my penis actually started bleeding. I was afraid for my life seeing that blood was constantly being pumped into my penis. Well I hopped in the car and drove to the hospital in my boxers holding a napkin on my penis, which was now completely covered in blood. I ran in screaming "Help Help! I think my penis is going to fall off!" After the doctor rushed me into the ER he made me remove the napkin. I couldn't look down at myself I thought it was the end. Luckly with a couple bandages the doctor was able to repair my penis. Sometimes I still have troubles peeing though... I'm afraid of blowjobs now :-(

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/14/2006 09:22 PM

...who the Frost blew you, Dracula?!

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/14/2006 09:28 PM

I was going to say "Vlad" on account of the history of Vlad the Impaler and his ties to the Dracula legend, but I didn't think enough people would get that to make it worth it.

Pokeyhollis 346 8
05/14/2006 09:29 PM

Well actually it was a very fine lady nammed Mildred. She told me when she started that she hadn't done it in close to 47 years. I told her it was okay she couldn't be too bad at it......

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/14/2006 09:34 PM

She told me when she started that she hadn't done it in close to 47 years

And she still had teeth?!

Chit 178,781 15
05/14/2006 09:42 PM

Maybe that's just your zipper you are feeling, Vlad.





Without blood, it's got to be hard to get any kind of distance on that Froster.

All Trixxie, and a Bag of Corn Chips 65,026 15
05/15/2006 09:04 AM

I'm offering lessons. Bring your wife/ girl friend and your Coleridge.

Special Kakester 55,555 14
05/15/2006 09:50 AM

Nobody wants a maha blowjob, dude.

The Chronic of Narnia 27 7
05/15/2006 03:00 PM

Would it be bad to make a generic comment like ah man that blows, right now?

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 9
05/15/2006 03:08 PM

Is it still a blow job if the bitch has a tracheotomy?

Chit 178,781 15
05/15/2006 03:23 PM

Is it still a blow job if the bitch has a tracheotomy?







No, then it becomes a blow job with conversation...worth much less.

Crackalacka!! eats at La Taco Rosa 68,758 11
05/15/2006 03:32 PM

The worse BJ I ever got was still good. Teeth and all.

Chit 178,781 15
05/15/2006 03:39 PM

I just don't like the ones when they have 5 o'clock shadow.















OK, I lied, they aren't that distracting really.

Chit 178,781 15
05/15/2006 03:39 PM

I just don't like the ones when they have 5 o'clock shadow.















OK, I lied, they aren't that distracting really.

Chit 178,781 15
05/15/2006 03:39 PM

Frost !

Take a Chance is you want to! 171,275 14
05/15/2006 03:44 PM

Did someone call me?

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/15/2006 04:00 PM

Has anyone purchased their wife teeth guards like boxers use?



That's not a logical solution. Tell her to open wider and breathe through her nose (it prevents the gagging)

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 9
05/15/2006 04:12 PM

No, then it becomes a blow job with conversation...worth much less.





Yes, but the talking would create vibrations and then you would have a full-fledged hummer, my friend.

Pokeyhollis 346 8
05/15/2006 04:16 PM

I could've only prayed for good vibrations during Mildred's blow. Instead I was praying that I had been a bit more drunk during the period which I now call "The Raw Hell"

Chit 178,781 15
05/15/2006 04:22 PM

Let some more air out of her and I bet you wont even feel the teeth anymore, Vlad.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

You stole my idea!