Fratberry 283,018 53
05/21/2006 10:58 AM

"The drawback to Hoggin'"

Chit 178,781 15
05/21/2006 11:15 AM

Me, my back hoe, and my new ho.

Bonky 75,733 15
05/21/2006 11:17 AM

All of the effort . . . .





Just when you thought you'd . . .





Poo. I've got nothing.

oddzodd 382 7
05/21/2006 11:22 AM

William Reed and Mary Finch, long time activist for the preservation and restoration of historical landmarks finally tie the knot today! When asked, Mary said: "We felt it only appropriate that we get married while lying in front of a bulldozer. There's never time to rest when it comes to saving these beautiful old buildings"

oddzodd 382 7
05/21/2006 11:28 AM

Welcome to America's craziest wedding gifts.....

oddzodd 382 7
05/21/2006 11:38 AM

Sally said: Baby, I can hardly wait to operate your heavy equipment on our wedding day. Billy, Knowing the importance of good communication is a healthy relationship responds appropriately........

Cruz Gianakopolous : Greek Soccer Star 9,993 12
05/21/2006 11:53 AM

Its amazing the things you can find digging in OJ's backlawn

Tweak 18,881 12
05/21/2006 12:17 PM

"Bring out your dead! fat couples!"

frickindeal 348 8
05/21/2006 01:02 PM

Wedding Dress: $1200

Wedding Bouquet: $250

New Shoes, Stockings, Hair Styling & Jewelry: $1000



Riding in the filthy bucket of your new brother-in-law's front end loader because your new husband is too cheap to spring for a limo on the biggest day of his life and oh god what the hell happened to my dreams already and this stupid marriage just started maybe mom and dad and my friends and the pastor and my sister were right about him: Priceless.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
05/21/2006 01:39 PM

"Do you want a grilled cheese, you big piece of crap?"

humans_disgust_me 160 8
05/21/2006 01:51 PM

Dispose of them quickly. Before they reproduce.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
05/21/2006 01:55 PM

"Hey Vinnie! Take'em to dat hole I dug."

Nachtluce 63 8
05/21/2006 02:59 PM

Just takin' out the white trash.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/21/2006 03:42 PM

Hmmmm. This is the first time I've felt sympathy for a piece of construction equipment.

The Tchouk of Wybourne 45,655 12
05/21/2006 04:22 PM

The white trash in the picture are clearly well-bred and cultured, as evidenced by the tarp under their ample asses. So you shouldn't make fun, really.

Amigo's best friend! 23 7
05/21/2006 04:34 PM

All married couples should get turned into roads, Frost 'em.

Chit 178,781 15
05/21/2006 05:03 PM

Paulie, of "Paulie's Paving," decides to take a loader on his honeymoon this time after the gruesome steam roller "accident" he experienced with his first wife just months ago.

Veal 86,932 12
05/21/2006 06:15 PM

"Chris Garrett's daughter finally ties the knot."

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
05/21/2006 06:45 PM

This solves the problem of how to get to the Motel 6. But to consummate the marriage, they'll have to rent a crane.

ChristianL 7 7
05/21/2006 07:44 PM

The solution to America's obesity epidemic... hydrolic scoops and 2000 horsepower engines.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/21/2006 08:13 PM

"New Orleans post Katrina cleanup is progressing much better than expected"

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/21/2006 11:38 PM

I hear the ceremoney was a real dozer.

Zero248 364 8
05/22/2006 03:46 AM

"HA! And they said we couldn't eat the whole cake!"

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/22/2006 06:32 AM

"We're going to Furr's"

Stacy420 75 7
05/22/2006 08:42 AM

Does this bulldozer make me look fat?

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/22/2006 09:38 AM

These people will never stop eating if we keep making accomadation like this for them.

Tarx 68 7
05/22/2006 10:44 AM

Front-end loaders - For when you really need to haul ass!

Cranky 571 8
05/22/2006 11:19 AM

Kevin and Barb had to resort to Plan B when the garbage truck they were originally going to use kept spitting out the newlyweds.



Front loader evidently have no taste.

dead otter 345 8
05/22/2006 11:34 AM

Tommorow on Oprah: Extreme Home/Homemaker makeover! That's right folks we are going to give some dumpy plain Jane audience member a home makover and a find her a husband.

Mastur Platypus 7,665 11
05/22/2006 01:00 PM

"...with this rig I thee wed."

<b></b> 203,956 21
05/22/2006 01:04 PM

Frost you Roofie. I share my parents' wedding picture and you start a thread about it. You heartless bitch, I can't believe you did th...





Yeah, Frat and CG did it better.

IronJeff 96 7
05/22/2006 01:16 PM

"Can we hurry this wedding up? I've got to take a dump."

filo_clarke 194 7
05/22/2006 03:40 PM

Cast from a mould of solid icing sugar, these two statues will be the standing couple at the top of a 60 foot wedding cake.

Sage of Seattle (Stupification Personified) 36,465 8
05/22/2006 05:20 PM

Yes folks! Not only are our drivers clean and punctual, but they're also all licensed ministers! Just listen to one of our happy couples!



"Thanks to this company, we just got our septic system installed and we tied the knot on the same day!"



So when you're in a rush to flush, don't go to some dump chump. You won't get fleeced by our priest, but you'll be blessed by the best! If you need to be wed, or if you're uncle is dead, or maybe you even need a woodshed, call us NOW! Operators are standing by!

<action>spoken aloud as an incredibly annoying TV announcer</action>

Southside Matty 192 8
05/22/2006 07:26 PM

Pa' decided to pull out all the stops when his son Cletus married his daughter Rhonda.

Piquantrax - Chillin in da 305 8,691 9
05/22/2006 07:51 PM

Just Married Buried!!

Losty 538 0
05/22/2006 07:56 PM

Oh really funny honey! I said I wanted to get a cat after we get married you bastard!

Mastur Platypus 7,665 11
05/23/2006 01:18 PM

Someone's going to experience the earth moving on their honeymoon...



...with bystanders likely watching, too!

Swear-o-matica 11 7
05/23/2006 02:13 PM

Another Wisconsin wedding goes off without a hitch

Sarah (Once daily, by mouth.) 30,601 8
05/23/2006 02:17 PM

Another Illinois wedding goes off without a hitch.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/23/2006 02:25 PM

He's got a load in his pants, so what better way to shift than a front loader?

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/24/2006 09:25 AM

Not eviction, EXCAVATION

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/24/2006 09:27 AM

Louisiana is once again humiliated by its citizens.

dane cook 2 0 7
05/24/2006 01:28 PM

love lifted me!

Pubah 56,805 18
05/24/2006 01:38 PM

Backhoe:



A way to carry her over the threshhold without ruining your back.

Thud 68,497 19
05/24/2006 07:44 PM

Backhoe:



A way to carry her over the threshhold without ruining your back.



Especially when your bridezilla fights in the same weight class as water buffalo.

Crash2108 - that one guy that sometimes posts.. 54 9
05/24/2006 11:49 PM

The construction crew has found this couple that has apparently committed suicide together shortly after marriage. They were very well preserved underground. The FBI investigates further into the findings.

The Evil Toaster 195 9
05/24/2006 11:57 PM

This will more then likely get me beat but:





So Jade and her new man where on the way to the chapel...

Kartan 9 7
05/26/2006 03:23 PM

This guy really like his DOGGY style

Kartan 9 7
05/26/2006 03:24 PM

The closer kin, the deeper in.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2006 01:50 PM

I have to imagine that it is due to some huge oversight that nobody's entered the word "BLARRGG!! yet.



Special Thanks to:Dead Robot

Livewire

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2006 01:51 PM

.....also, eeesh!

Alix 74 6
05/28/2006 12:44 PM

Perhaps he's setting the scene to NOT carry her over the threshold?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Now THAT'S a redneck weddin'!



Yeehaw! bang bang bang

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Damn, eviction on their wedding day. That must suck.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Hmmm, maybe they're really getting divorced in that picture. One last shovel ride around town, ya know. Yeehawbangbangbang