Yes or No
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by <b></b>  203,956  21
05/22/2006 02:59 AM 199 views
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Decide a question without knowing the question. Yes or No, that's all that is needed. Maybes will designate child molesters.
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Humphrey 51,764  12
05/22/2006 03:07 AM
My heart says yes but my magic 8-ball says outlook not so good.
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Chit 178,781 15
05/22/2006 03:10 AM
Looking back on my past I wish I had said yes to more questions that I had given a no answer to.
So make mine a YES!
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ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/22/2006 03:11 AM
You eyes...they say "no", but my knife it says "yes"
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Losty 538 0
05/22/2006 03:13 AM
NO
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Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/22/2006 03:20 AM
My friends mom used to make the best banana pudding.
She's dead now.
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Potrzebie 1,790 9
05/22/2006 05:39 AM
YES!
No, wait... NO!! I mean YES!!! NO!!!!
Hmm...this game is complicated.
Howsabout YO!
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The Tchouk of Wybourne 45,655 12
05/22/2006 05:56 AM
Neep Neep bo beep
Banana fana fo feep
Fi fi mo meep
NEEP!
I. Can't. Stop.
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Manly Man 220 8
05/22/2006 05:58 AM
Your lord says you shouldn't do most things... so I'm gonna go with No, just to be on the safe side. I mean you wouldn't want to go to hell now would you?
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Potrzebie 1,790 9
05/22/2006 06:03 AM
Yes?
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Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
05/22/2006 07:00 AM
No Deal?
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/22/2006 07:02 AM
No Frost-ing way--even if you scooped my eyes out with sporks and forced me to listen to Fran Drescher read Maha's posts for all eternity.
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leomVze 54 8
05/22/2006 07:06 AM
Yes will lead me to an enlightening situation.
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UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/22/2006 07:29 AM
I've said yes to anal, so why stop now?
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/22/2006 07:42 AM
I'm going to say yes, and not just because that's what I'm used to saying.
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Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
05/22/2006 07:58 AM
Vlad will have to steal the standard female answer and say: "Maybe."
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gobadine 2,737 10
05/22/2006 08:00 AM
the question should be is this thread as funny as it should be.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
05/22/2006 08:21 AM
Blue!
No! Green!
AAAAAHHHHHH!
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Lupience has Irises. 26,981 11
05/22/2006 09:11 AM
Is this a trick question?
Yes.
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Ditdah 123,110 14
05/22/2006 09:36 AM
I'm gonna go with No, just to be in the minority. Cause minorities can be lots of fun. RAWR!
(As in people that talk or look funy, not as in little kids.)
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Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/22/2006 10:12 AM
Yes. But I may immediately regret that decision.
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Beater 10,702 8
05/22/2006 10:17 AM
Yes Sir.
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Le Straw 98,000 37
05/22/2006 10:26 AM
Yes!
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ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/22/2006 10:29 AM
Mansex(WWE) justy got funny for a new reason.
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FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/22/2006 01:36 PM
Yes, but No if it involves that kind of porn you can't send through the mail.
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Larry with two ys 67 8
05/22/2006 01:49 PM
errr.. yes? wait not?
hold on...
can i use a lifeline?
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Millie 116,988 28
05/22/2006 03:11 PM
For most people, the answer would be "no", but for you, it's "yes".
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All Trixxie, and a Bag of Corn Chips 65,026 15
05/22/2006 03:16 PM
Babs, Babs, Call me Babs, If you really love me, then call me Babs, and Yes.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/22/2006 03:20 PM
Yes.
Especially if it involves a three-way with Underwhere? and a life-sized photo of Underwhere?
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Count Flapula 68,758 11
05/22/2006 10:31 PM
Well,
When I was in highschool, it was definately yes. I was peer pressured and under the influence of drugs and alcohol most of the time. I had the world by the short and curlies and I feared nothing. Then came the terrible hurdling accident. Who knew how much pain a few inches short on one of those things could be. After that it was no for a long, long, long time. But a few short years ago, I found a new taste for all things positive. I started wearing boxer shorts again, and am not afraid to take a shower at the gym anymore. My wife has been very supportive, and I have a new outlook on life. So bring on the midgets and the peanut butter with a big crunchy
YES!
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Lupience has Irises. 26,981 11
05/23/2006 12:27 AM
When are we to be enlightened with the actual question?
It would behoove you to ask it soonly, lest I start posting Earth Wind&Fire lyrics.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
05/23/2006 01:10 AM
PROGNOSIS NNNNNEGATIVE!
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Losty 538 0
05/23/2006 01:39 AM
Psychometrika
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Dianapop 57,835 109
05/23/2006 01:58 AM
Yes. Yes! YES!
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SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
05/23/2006 02:13 AM
Yes, but the Korean Android stays.
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Pubah 56,805 18
05/23/2006 01:12 PM
Would you do Fran Dresher?
Yes, given enough duct tape and dirty socks.
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Thud 68,497 19
05/24/2006 01:01 AM
Sure, go ahead, the statute of limitations isn't that long.
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Midgets on Parade 96,092 48
05/24/2006 01:04 AM
NO!
She was already dead when I Frosted her.
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Pubah 56,805 18
05/24/2006 01:33 PM
Damn, at least put your kung fu grip to good use.
Dr. Laura said so.
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[)r. P3nguinxx()rz 395 8
05/24/2006 05:09 PM
In the words of Anakin Skywalker...
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1!1!!!
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Alix 74 6
05/28/2006 02:55 PM
63?
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Piquantrax - Sex A Peel 8,691 9
05/28/2006 06:51 PM
42 jackass.
I'm going with Yes, Yes, yessss, harder, harder, stop! I think I hear my parents door opening.
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Alix 74 6
05/28/2006 09:28 PM
Ahhh, but 42 is too predictable!
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Eric! at the Disco 278 8
05/29/2006 03:47 AM
Obviously yes, and no, you don't have to pay me,
I'll pay you.
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Nachtluce 63 8
05/30/2006 03:51 AM
Yes, unless you want me to mean it... Then No, unless you want conviction...then...Oh Futz! I am not a child molester.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM
PS: That wrestling video sucked Jesus's ass.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM
<action>picks up the lifeline and yells into it</action>
NO!
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM
For most people, the answer would be "no", but for you, it's "yes".
Your Jedi Mind tricks will not work on me! And Republic credits will do nicely.
And as far as this "saying yes" thing goes, I should really learn to use it more in conversation. I have missed out on a lot of sex because of my "no" fetish.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM
<action>roll eyes</action>
Sex with humans women.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM
Yes, but I got to lick the beater after I pulled it out of her.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM
Maybe.
Frost
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