ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/24/2006 09:53 PM

Registered for Zug

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
05/24/2006 09:58 PM

Clicked on this thre--aw Shakespeare, its not even worth saying anymore.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
05/24/2006 10:48 PM

crawled out of the uterus.



Worst. Idea. Ever.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
05/24/2006 11:22 PM

No kidding. You're supposed to claw your way out.





Poe.

Thud 68,497 19
05/24/2006 11:24 PM

What do you mean, claw your way out? Chew your way out!

The Evil Toaster 195 9
05/24/2006 11:27 PM

Had the same thought as ThirstyMcSurly when I read the title.

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/24/2006 11:28 PM

I think we all think that after a couple days.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
05/24/2006 11:30 PM

Oh. Well. Feel free to leave.

[)r. P3nguinxx()rz 395 8
05/24/2006 11:37 PM

The stupedist thing iv'e ever done?



Backing out of the garage while the door was still closed...





...Three times.

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/24/2006 11:43 PM

Why leave when you can sleep on someone's couch and drink their beer.

Thud 68,497 19
05/25/2006 12:35 AM

No, she's right. No couch, no beer. Just leave.

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/25/2006 12:49 AM

^doesn't play well with others

newwave 45,912 10
05/25/2006 12:51 AM

<-- doesn't play well with mothers.

The Not-So-Evil Toaster 195 9
05/25/2006 12:51 AM

^Prefers to play with him self

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
05/25/2006 01:00 AM

----> I'm with stupid.

Thud 68,497 19
05/25/2006 01:06 AM

Sage, got that multiple personality thing under control yet?

Thud 68,497 19
05/25/2006 01:09 AM

Damn, that last post didn't make a bit of sense. What the hell was I thinking?

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/25/2006 01:11 AM

If you ask yourself that and answered...you might want to borrow Sage's meds...

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
05/25/2006 01:14 AM

Sage, got that multiple personality thing under control yet?





Yes, we do thanks!



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Lupience has Irises. 26,981 11
05/25/2006 01:16 AM

Really weird people post this time of day/night.

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
05/25/2006 01:22 AM

Yes.







Yes, they do.

Lupience has Irises. 26,981 11
05/25/2006 01:47 AM

You didn't need to use up so much space.





























I'm just saying...

newwave 45,912 10
05/25/2006 02:26 AM

GAB is like Kansas. All this open space doesn't cost nothin'.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/25/2006 03:28 PM

taking a final without going to the class all semester....or studying.

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
05/25/2006 03:41 PM

Downing copious amounts of heavy liquor during a pub crawl after - party.





I'm sure I'll outdo myself by Friday.

$P,hla.07 131,068 34
05/25/2006 03:42 PM

I once tripped over a tennis ball (I had a nice fall)



Just when you think I've left, I've actually been here the entire time.

Gorky is a mammal! 41,132 13
05/25/2006 03:47 PM

Joined something called the Badass Death Squad.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/25/2006 05:26 PM

The worst thing I've ever done was refusing to pay Pol Pot the $5 I owed him after he won our genocide contest. I was a jerk and I'm sorry.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/25/2006 05:48 PM

Getting a DWI.

Southside Matty 192 8
05/25/2006 06:25 PM

Masterbate with toothpaste...









BAKING SODA TOOTHPASTE!

newwave 45,912 10
05/25/2006 08:56 PM

Then brushing your teeth with it afterward?

Potrzebie 1,790 9
05/26/2006 03:42 PM

Then brushing your teeth with it afterward?





I agree. Brushing your teeth is a horrible idea. I can stay alive for weeks with the festive smorgasbord lodged between my teeth.

Nachtluce 63 8
05/26/2006 05:03 PM

Well, I'm not sure this is the stupidest thing I have ever done, but it's up there. When I was in fifth grade I cut a tennis ball in half, thought it would work like a suction cup, and stuck it to my forehead. Well it stuck, and the dark purple mark that it left stayed for about a week. I had plenty of time to understand my stupidity.

The Happy Napkin 30,762 12
05/27/2006 02:43 AM

Stupidest thing I've ever done?



Went to work. Pantsless.

jaggeh 860 8
05/27/2006 08:14 AM

Stupidest?

Electrocuted myself to see what all the fuss was about.



or there was the time when i went to school in michigan and me trying to fit into the 6th grade thought it would be funny to hold my breath till i passed out, during my short sweet journey towards the ground my forhead came into contact with a table and i had to be rushed to hospital.



Might explain a few things.

Cry Havoc and let slip the sweater kittens of war 1,039 8
05/27/2006 11:18 AM

Lit myself on fire repeatedly for the entertainment of others.

Piquantrax - Sex A Peel 8,691 9
05/27/2006 03:05 PM

[)r. P3nguinxx()rz please change your name, or better yet leave.



kthx.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
05/27/2006 06:20 PM

This is just one of the stupid things I have done in my life.



When I was about 6 or 7 I took a can of red spray paint and a hand axe out beind my house. And chopped the can in half. When the can blew up. It sprayed paint all over me and the back of the white house I lived in.

Alix 74 6
05/28/2006 12:21 PM

Hmmm, many silly things spring to mind as a student, but I'd have to say setting fire to a tablecloth, and my hand, while doing flaming sambuccas.

Alix 74 6
05/28/2006 12:22 PM

But then again I did also pick up the wrong end of a red-hot poker once, but that was copulating painful rather than funny.

Thud 68,497 19
05/30/2006 08:25 PM

Married the first wife.

GollyJee 520 7
05/30/2006 08:39 PM

Tried to iron a wet spot on my pants - while I still had them on. Um, I still have the scar...

DeeLaLa 95 8
05/30/2006 10:38 PM

To avoid wet spot on pants: Remove pants, then copulate.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
05/31/2006 11:42 AM

When I was 17, I took a job with a new family babysitting their 2 sons, 8 and 12. They were going out to celebrate their anniversary at an expensive restaurant across the border. I kind of had a bad feeling about this family, but I couldn't put my finger on it. I disregarded my intuition and took the job because I needed the money. The parents assured me they were great kids so I took the job.



At 9:30 I sent them to bed like their parents said. When I went to check on them an hour later, the 12 yr. old had vanished. I woke his little brother up and asked him where he had gone to. He was down the block at a party, so I went to fetch him and he pulls a gun on me, and aims it at the center of my forehead. The little Froster was drunk and I could see an extra clip sticking out of his pocket. He held me at gunpoint for more than 15 minutes. It gave me plenty of time to Shakespeare my shorts.



I got out of the situation by agreeing with the little Frost, that he was old enough to decide what he wanted to do. I went back to the house and called the cops, then his parents.



It must've slipped Mr. and Mrs. Bin Laden's minds that their "great kid" was a psychotic terrorist with lack of impulse control and anger management issues.



Oh those pesky little details...

Pubah in the Sky, with Diamonds 56,805 18
05/31/2006 12:25 PM

<action>Was PUSHED out of a Uterus</action>



Stupidest things I've ever done?

1. Had just 'one more' seven times.

2. Asked 'Will you Marry Me?'

c. Actually went through with it.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Ate a whole box of donuts while I had three abscessed teeth.

















No, I didn't do meth.