Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/26/2006 10:51 AM

So Pram, do you not like Fallout Boy? I am getting a vague impression that you don't.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/26/2006 10:54 AM

Way to push your own lame-ass band.



And I was starting to think you were funny.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/26/2006 11:03 AM

You've let down the children of America.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/26/2006 11:04 AM

You've let down the children of America.



No- that would be the Disney Channel.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/26/2006 11:07 AM

Pram...Not bad (the song currently on your space) but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...pick your heavily calloused fingers up off the strings when you record, eh? That "mouse squeeking" in the background is distracting

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/26/2006 11:18 AM

No THATS musicianship for ya! Defending 'your way' works for me...

Good song, seriously.....after a handful of downers especially

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/26/2006 11:19 AM

Pumpkin - you're mighty critical for a n00b.

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
05/26/2006 11:38 AM

Because the ability to have an opinion on music is entirely dependant on the length of time you've spent on GAB.



I'm just waiting for someone along the lines of Jamie Cullum to register here so we can tell him his musical opinions are worthless.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/26/2006 11:48 AM

Well, lets see....15 years working at a mom & pop top music shop (not some Box store with no knowledgable staff) and another 10 in various bands (no of which went much further than local shows) I know what I like...and really, what I've heard of Pram's off the page IS GOOD, I just never cared for the sound of squeaking strings...but that's me....Hell, some folks can't stand Jimi's guitar playing....

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/26/2006 11:57 AM

He also has great taste in vegetables.



Should have named himself after a fruit, though. More fitting.



TECHNICHALLY, a Pumpkin is both (horticulturally a fruit, but food wise known as a veg) and Grape Dickhead was already taken

Fillyrific 39,193 20
05/26/2006 12:07 PM

Wait. Jilly, were you criticizing someone? No honey. Just no.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/26/2006 12:19 PM

Wait. Jilly, were you criticizing someone? No honey. Just no.



Yes honey. Just yes.

I've paid my dues. Anyway - I think if Pram puts up his music...its not cool for a stranger to criticize it. Oh and thanks for that post Pram. Cute.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/26/2006 12:52 PM

Criticism deserves criticism...

in interest of semi-fairness

one of my old music forays

(that's me on the drums, not sinnging, the pumpkin thing always caused trouble with the mics)

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/26/2006 02:04 PM

Ha ha, The page wasn't available.



Ha ha, you're internet browser must just suck. It worked for me.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/26/2006 02:12 PM

don't know about the page (still works for me as well) but it's not one of my "Prouder" moments....just the only one that I have a link to

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
05/26/2006 04:59 PM

Wow, is Vlad gonna have to choke a bitch?

Straight Pimpin' Lila with kung fu grip! 78,555 13
05/27/2006 05:40 PM

I'm married to a musician and every member of my family is a musician.

You know what's funny? When people try and compare their "music" to others.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2006 06:32 PM

Dear Jack'o'Frosthead:



Query: Do you wear your halloween costume all year, y'know the "Guy stuffed up the back of himself" costume?



Thanks.





Also, cut some eyeholes in that thing and have a breeding look around.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2006 06:36 PM

*Adjusts collar and wipes flop sweat from brow*



"wheew, tough room!"

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/28/2006 03:02 AM

As someone who used to listen to music for a living, I'd say don't quit your day job.



Also, maybe you could stop posting every fart and whistle that pops into your head.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
05/28/2006 07:10 AM

None of that Shakespeare has enough fife in it.

The Amazing Chocobot 61 8
05/28/2006 07:19 AM

Is fife slang for talent?

The Tchouk of Wybourne 45,655 12
05/28/2006 07:33 AM

And where, might I ask is the Frost-ing COWBELL!

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/28/2006 12:15 PM

What happened is the music industry is in shambles, and with all the mergers that have happened in the past few years, my job no longer exists.



And no, I wasn't kidding. Seriously, don't quit your day job.

Tweak 18,881 12
05/28/2006 12:33 PM

-I liked the first minute or so of that song.

-The initial guitar is good, but the squeaking mouse happens too much, and goes from sounding good to being annoying.

-I like the drums.

-The moment that second guitar joins in, the song is ruined.

-It sounds like everyone in your band is tonedeaf.



Jilly - The whole freedom of speech thing still applies. If we think it's Shakespeare, we are allowed to say so.

Billy Bob Snork 45,655 12
05/28/2006 01:17 PM

Hey Beebs! You lost your job because I pirate music.



Nya Nya!

Reverend Dave 343 0
05/29/2006 01:41 AM

Dude, I can't believe you called me an emo-fag or something like 2 weeks ago, when I'm still not really sure what emo is, except that you say it has something to do with Fall Out Boy and Morrissey, both of whom I think suck ass. I thought Weezer was Emo also, they are pretty cool.



But anyway, yeah, what you call emo I think sucks as well, but I think it is funny you have think everyone sucks but you, when your music, or what I heard is about as anti-pop as Marylin Manson or something. One of those 'I'm so anti-pop' pop musicians.



However, I also agree with what Phuc and Demo said, and each to his own. Are you still in high school yourself, Pram? You sound like me in high school.

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
05/29/2006 02:12 AM

<action>and thinks your music sounds like "Marcy Playground" with an extra dose of unoriginality, and suddenly feels compelled to shop at Hot Topic</action>



Please kill me.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/30/2006 03:12 AM

STFU n00b!

Reverend Dave 343 0
05/30/2006 07:43 AM

Why don't you eat a fist full of sawdust? I hate you. Oh, and umm, I dumbed my music down for the general public. I can smart it back up if I want to. The original versions of a lot of these were a little bit over your head. Like your underwear if I ever meet you.



Translation: "Oh yeah, well, um... ummm... uh... Your mom!"

Brakzias 20 7
05/30/2006 07:45 AM

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I PRESENT TO YOU... THE EVOLUTION OF SPEECH!

Hugh Rhynn 206 8
05/30/2006 06:25 PM

Don't post your music, because people are going to give you their opinion, whether you want it or not, and you obviously can't take any criticism.



Music is totally subjective, and even if you could sell a million records, for every person who buys one, there's ten people who think you suck. That's just how it goes.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/30/2006 09:45 PM

there's ten people who think you suck



You may want to save your charity for the next pregnant-GABber fund drive.

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/31/2006 12:03 PM

I'm torn. On one hand, I think Pram's music sucks and sounds just like every other "noncomformist, emo sucks!" band out there right now.



On the other hand, I really want to tear into that n00b for having an opinion of Pram's music way before he has permission to have an opinion.



So I will be content with this: Pram (still) sucks, and STFU n00b.

Yorkie Thompson: Defenestrated 60,724 12
05/31/2006 04:00 PM

People who whore their music on GAB are lame.

Billy Bob Snork 45,655 12
05/31/2006 07:55 PM

Music taste is subjective, yes, but there are many sides to it that are quite, if not completely, objective.



For example, I don't much like Rachmaninoff - I prefer the softer and purer melodies of "classic" classical melodies. His work is complex, too much so, in my philistine opinion, and trying to digest it is much like trying to digest the thick, fat, creamy goodness of a couple pounds foie gras.



However, his skill and talent are undeniable.



Which can't be said for your music Pram. Firstly the music - there is very little actually there. The vocals are mediocre as is the actual playing. Which is fine, BeatleShakespeares, for example, are pretty simple too: no zillion BPM crazy, technical riffs or operatic vocal here either... but the Beatles had this intrinsic understanding of melody - melody completely lacking in your song(s). So you've got bland performance and very little aesthetics in the actual sound. Mediocre through and through.



Second, the lyrics. Blah. But this is sort of subjective... if you like to eat poop.



"Now Snork", you might say, "when people throw fecal matter on canvas and call it art, would you dare object?" Yes. Nothing can convince me that poo can be aesthetically pleasing, make a loud statement, is skillful or is anything else to make it worthy of attention.

Yorkie Thompson: Naked and Famous 60,724 12
05/31/2006 11:37 PM

You're a defensive one, aren't ya?

Straight Pimpin' Lila with kung fu grip! 78,555 13
05/31/2006 11:48 PM

Jesus Frost-ing Christ, Pram, have a Valium and take a nap. PLEASE!!

Thud 68,497 19
05/31/2006 11:51 PM

Pram - if you didn't want opinions posted, why did you start the thread? You had to know people would have a field day tearing into you "music"something to say about the subject.

<b></b> 203,956 21
05/31/2006 11:53 PM

I didn't read this thread, because I don't give a Frost what you people like or don't like.

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/31/2006 11:54 PM

Pram you are such a Frost-ing retard, you posted your crap ass music and expected people to not slam you? That's like Jilly posting a gallery of the mesh bag of horrors and expecting us to offer to help her get a modelling contract.

Straight Pimpin' Lila with kung fu grip! 78,555 13
05/31/2006 11:56 PM

As someone once said, "Thou dost protest too much."

<b></b> 203,956 21
05/31/2006 11:56 PM

Taco:



1. Its mesh bag on NIGHTMARES.



2. Check your email.

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
06/01/2006 12:09 AM

Getting produced means exactly jack and Shakespeare. Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and Lil Romeo all had producers and signed to major record labels. Doesn't make their music good, and doesn't make them talented.

Straight Pimpin' Lila with kung fu grip! 78,555 13
06/01/2006 12:09 AM

Pram = Timmy the Talking Toilet?!

Straight Pimpin' Lila with kung fu grip! 78,555 13
06/01/2006 12:15 AM

And, Taco, he didn't say he HAS a producer he said, "Layne Staley's cousin is interested in producing me." Different can o'worms thar.

Billy Bob Snork 45,655 12
06/01/2006 12:28 AM

Yeah! Frost melody and talent! All you need is the message, man, the Frost-ing message.



NON CONFORMIST! THROW POOP ON THE CANVAS! NO PASSARAN!

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
06/01/2006 02:30 AM

<action>accidently stabs herself in a superfluous knife fight</action>

You know that tends to go wrong...

Millie 116,988 28
06/01/2006 02:54 AM

I admit I didn't listen to the music.



But, if you consider yourself an artist then you have to learn to take criticism without being pissy about it. If you think it's constructive and helpful, use what you can use.



If you think it's bullShakespeare, ignore it. Don't try to justify your art to someone who neither likes it or understands it.



If you are doing something like music that depends on an audience, and a lot of people respond to, you'll make money at it. If you are doing something that you feel strongly about but people think sucks, you won't make money.



Whatever.

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
06/01/2006 03:06 AM

Dear Pram Sandwich,



Fag.



Love and cutlery,

SAVIORA

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/01/2006 02:40 PM

<action> hands Pram a Beer, a prozac and the latest issue of Blender

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
06/01/2006 03:54 PM

STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!



Now you're just being a Poe.

Yorkie Thompson: Naked and Famous 60,724 12
06/01/2006 03:58 PM

Now?

Billy Bob Snork 45,655 12
06/01/2006 04:25 PM

Snork prediction of the day: this thread will grow to a hundreds-of-posts monster full of reasons on why Pram sucks my sweaty untrimmed pubes.

Yorkie Thompson: Naked and Famous 60,724 12
06/01/2006 04:29 PM

Number one:



Because he's sitting there sucking Snork's sweaty, untrimmed pubes.

Billy Bob Snork 45,655 12
06/01/2006 04:38 PM

And liking it.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/01/2006 04:43 PM

pram, i can't tell your music apart from fall out boy's.

Pram Sandwch 60,724 12
06/01/2006 04:47 PM

Goddamn it, stop making fun of my music! I put my soul into it! So what if I'm talentless and have no sense of pitch, melody or rhythm? That doesn't mean it's not good!





Now excuse me while I go get fisted by a horse.

Billy Bob Snork 45,655 12
06/01/2006 04:53 PM

Doesn't all this derision just want to make you scream out-loud in agony, rip out hearts, feel black despair muffled by the blood on your wrists and write more crappy lyrics in your diary?

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/01/2006 05:37 PM

now now, calm down pram. i can't tell the difference because i haven't heard it. so sensitive!

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
06/01/2006 06:09 PM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:



I don't know who your favorite band is, but I liked them better before they sold out.

Millie 116,988 28
06/03/2006 02:34 AM

Pram, if it's the first one, then why are you still Frost-ing whining about it?

Lupience has Peonies. 26,981 11
06/03/2006 02:46 AM

Heh- Millie's still up.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
06/03/2006 05:21 PM

This is not subjective: Your opinion was not asked for





I think we have pretty good justification for banning all of these people who are posting links to Pram's MySpace site.



All of you who are posting links to Pram's site, take one step forward.

Thud 68,497 19
06/03/2006 11:02 PM

Pram, don't squirm. Sit quietly until you are called on, then reply in a firm voice "Frost you, Twatwaffle".

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/03/2006 11:20 PM

Pram Sandwich I have never heard any of your music, so therefore I will not offer any opinions nor shall I become involved in any slanging matches.



But !! I will make a request of you. You are a Rock Star, right??





We all know that where ever there is a Musician there are always skanky slutty little groupies, right?????



SO CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL YOUR SKANKY SLUTTY LITTLE BOOBIES & POST THEM HERE FOR ME?????

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/03/2006 11:23 PM

AFTER THE SLANGING OFF THAT YOU HAVE CARRIED ON WITH ABOVE. IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO....

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/03/2006 11:29 PM

Oh and here is a tip for you, when you buy your coke pay a few bucks more!!!!!!

That way you won't wake up the morning after like you have a sore Carroll full of sand!!111!11!1

Millie 116,988 28
06/04/2006 01:43 AM

Pram...duh.



You responded that it was "the first one".



I'm assuming by that you meant:



if you consider yourself an artist then you have to learn to take criticism without being pissy about it



You could have also meant:



If you think it's bullShakespeare, ignore it. Don't try to justify your art to someone who neither likes it nor understands it.



Which ever one you were talking about, my response doesn't change. Quit bitching about what people say. If you are sincere about what you are doing and are doing it to satisfy yourself, and not just to make money, you shouldn't worry about criticism, except where it might help you improve your craft.



But no one is going to be browbeaten into liking your work if they just don't like it.



Also, if you don't want criticism, don't open yourself up to it.

Pussy 80,728 42
01/16/2007 08:38 AM

Pram, don't squirm. Sit quietly until you are called on, then reply in a firm voice "Frost you, Twatwaffle".





Thanks for the advice.











































































And Frost you, Twitwiffle.

Can't we all just get a trojandoll 3,467 8
01/16/2007 11:24 AM

Why would you revive this thread? To have more people trash your music?

Pumpkin Noggin -Valentine of the stars 56,642 8
01/16/2007 11:51 AM

It was the best attention he's gotten.

Jolson picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue 16,163 11
01/16/2007 11:58 AM

Twatwaffle!



Now that's what I want for breakfast!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
01/16/2007 12:03 PM

I'm just trying to figure out how I got dragged into this.



Goddammit I left becuase my computer Frosted up, and now it's unFrosted, and it's time for me to get back to work on my art.



wanders off to go back to ballancing a running lawnmower on face (pictures coming soon)

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
01/16/2007 12:04 PM

Just be sure that the end with the blades is actually the side on your face this time.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
01/16/2007 12:14 PM

considering the low celings at some of the venues in the area, it's a possiblity.









bitch

Tweak 18,881 12
01/16/2007 12:18 PM

Mrs. JM

5/26/2006 10:19 am [O9yhjJSee2458cZadj9t3A]



Pumpkin - you're mighty critical for a n00b.





Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War!

5/26/2006 10:38 am [u0XoQNUsv5Kz1cfNydUdSQ]



Because the ability to have an opinion on music is entirely dependant on the length of time you've spent on GAB.



I'm just waiting for someone along the lines of Jamie Cullum to register here so we can tell him his musical opinions are worthless.







Heh, a classic Jilly ownage.

Midgets-no MLK name, but I AM stealing your TV. 96,092 48
01/16/2007 12:25 PM

Threads like this are the reason daddy went to the store and never came back.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
01/16/2007 01:47 PM

HE SAID HE WENT FOR A PACKET OF CIGARETTES!

Tweak 18,881 12
01/16/2007 09:51 PM

But they didn't have any, so he drove to Cuba and smoked an entire tobacco harvest.

Ultimate Sin 117 7
01/16/2007 10:01 PM

Fall Out Boy are bitches. There album "From Under the Cork Tree"...ok it was semi-not gay, but still queer. Their new album makes me want to take nine inch nails at stab my ear drums.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/16/2007 10:09 PM

That part of the conversation ended about 100 posts ago.

Ultimate Sin 117 7
01/16/2007 10:22 PM

I guess im just retro...or to lazy to read.



POSSIBLE REASONS:



1. I'm too high.

2. Im an iliterate illegal alien.

3. Ugh.



Placing all bets!

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
01/16/2007 10:22 PM

That part of the conversation ended about 100 posts ago.



Last year even.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/16/2007 10:25 PM

Perhaps you should go ahead and read this whole thread, just so you can see what happened to the last unfunny retard who thought he was a musician.

Then ask yourself: Do I really want to be that guy?

Tweak 18,881 12
01/16/2007 10:26 PM

Not you, Taco.



Last year even.



That too.

Ultimate Sin 117 7
01/16/2007 10:28 PM

Perhaps you should go ahead and read this whole thread, just so you can see what happened to the last unfunny retard who thought he was a musician.

Then ask yourself: Do I really want to be that guy?



Or...I could just sit here and read it.

Pussy 80,728 42
01/16/2007 10:51 PM

Perhaps you should go ahead and read this whole thread, just so you can see what happened to the last unfunny retard who thought he was a musician.



Dude... That was a different thread where your beloved Something for Kake's lead singer got dissed.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/16/2007 10:55 PM

Link to that thread and I'll award you the smallest of small victories.

The Mammoth Piggy Porkwich 80,728 42
01/18/2007 07:01 AM

What, your PENIS?

Tweak 18,881 12
01/18/2007 07:13 AM

It took you 33 hours to come up with that?



You need to work on time management.

The Mammoth Piggy Porkwich 80,728 42
01/18/2007 07:30 AM

Sorry I have a life, man.



Hey, could you tip your bottle back more when you drink? It increases your chances of drowning.

The Mammoth Piggy Porkwich 80,728 42
01/18/2007 07:34 AM

Thanks.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/18/2007 07:34 AM

Sorry I have a life, man.



If by "life" you mean a life in the other threads on GAB, then maybe that's true. Doesn't change my point.



Also, what's up with trying to imply that I'm an alchoholic? I've never given the slightest suggestion that I am, and what's more, I don't actually care if everyone on this board thinks it's true. What exactly are you trying to achieve?

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
01/18/2007 07:39 AM

Fall Out Boy are bitches. There album "From Under the Cork Tree"...ok it was semi-not gay, but still queer.



This from someone who's so terrified about coming out of the closet he has to overcompensate by choosing the macho username 'AssassinX'.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/18/2007 07:44 AM

He does seem to be pretty in-the-know about fags.

The Mammoth Piggy Porkwich 80,728 42
01/18/2007 07:51 AM

What exactly are you trying to achieve?



An Academy Award.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/18/2007 08:01 AM

How about, "Least Funny Character In A Dull Remake Of Schindler's List?"

Titus Pullo 52,827 16
01/18/2007 08:17 AM

My kid used to love using the screen name assassin.



But he's 10 now, so he's kind of outgrown it.

Titus Pullo 52,827 16
01/18/2007 08:19 AM

Yeah, it's a long thread so I just randomly read one post and picked that to respond to.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/18/2007 08:28 AM

Works for me.

The Mammoth Piggy Porkwich 80,728 42
01/18/2007 08:29 AM

And he still got more orbs than you.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
06/16/2007 01:49 AM

BUMP!

Well, I felt bad for having a permalink to my stuff at the top of the page, so I deleted the musician account and just got a regular one. I like friends, though, so feel free to add me and I won't be an oozing gash.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/16/2007 01:55 AM

Pram Maven's Friend Space
Pram Maven has 2 friends.


Dude, you deleted me! Anyway, just an FYI, it's not cool to have your mom linked as one of your 'friends.'

Pram Maven 80,728 42
06/16/2007 02:27 AM

Haha.

She's my best friend, though!

And no, Sage, I didn't delete you. I wish! ...I just deleted the profile, and that took everyone with it.

Chit 178,781 15
06/16/2007 02:37 AM

I like friends, though, so feel free to add me and I won't be an oozing gash.



Like you can control it!!

Chit 178,781 15
06/16/2007 02:40 AM

Pram Maven's Friend Space
Pram Maven has 2 friends.


And one of them is in the diamond business.


(may be a local joke)

Pram Maven 80,728 42
06/16/2007 02:55 AM

Maybe where you're from.

Chit 178,781 15
06/16/2007 03:02 AM

Maybe where you're from.



That would be why I chose the word "local".

Pram Maven 80,728 42
06/16/2007 03:08 AM

Yeah?

syncope 49,019 14
06/16/2007 07:29 PM

You have Shane Company where you're at, Chit?

Chit 178,781 15
06/16/2007 08:06 PM

You have Shane Company where you're at, Chit?


Now you have a friend in the diamond business!

syncope 49,019 14
06/16/2007 08:10 PM

I feel so betrayed. I always thought he was a real St. Louisan and wanted me to get the best deal on diamonds, sapphires, and other precious stones and jewelry.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
06/17/2007 01:12 AM

I always thought he lived in Seattle.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

I would suggest

killing yourself, but you would probably make dying trendy, so I invite you now to MAIM yourself.

Do it wrong, you know, with the knife marks across your stupid, untallented

bassist's wrists. Also, tell Peppermint Patrick to learn how to write real music and BE it, and stop ripping everyone off by simply slumming it

in Emo-Land.



Thanks, Frost teeth.



Man, my band is going to stomp you swishy flower pickin' pussies into China when the time is right,

and it will be your career's death knell, so you might as well retire soon than wait for the

backlash that knocks you the long way down from the cliff you're posing on.





Pram Maven

ACTUAL musician with more to say than,

"hey, can you put some more zeroes in that blank check 'o mine?

Thanks, dollface!" www.myspace.com/prammaven

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

They're my favorite band.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

I'm not pushing anything.



I was simply inviting his fans to come look at my Coleridge puppets.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

That's not a mouse squeaking, and I recorded it the way I wanted to, on my own terms. IMHO, it's much more interesting to listen to than just the chords. It's my style. Frost ear.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

He can criticize me all he wants; Pump Skin knows his music.



He also has great taste in vegetables.



Should have named himself after a fruit, though. More fitting.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

JM--- You're mighty JM'y for a Jizz Mop.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Pumpkin Noggin n00bed this up:



5/26/2006 11:48 amI just never cared for the sound of squeaking strings...but that's me....Hell, some folks can't stand Jimi's guitar playing....



Thanks, man! It means a lot coming from a guy with a head that rots once you carve it.



Oh, and if you own a Fleshlight... "technically, he's having sex, but reality shows that he's just slamming his Coleridge into a piece of molded rubber, in a can, in a shoe."



As you may already know, "technically" and "I Frost-ing care" don't always mean the same thing.



And I fixed the squeaky strings but putting a mouse trap under the bridge. Now my guitar just smells like blood



period period period period period

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Oh and thanks for that post Pram. Cute.



LA-LA-LA...

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Ha ha, The page wasn't available.



You must have really been bad!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Ha, ha,



"Ha HA!"

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Yes. Yes, he is.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

As someone who used to listen to music for a living, I'd say don't quit your day job.



Oooh, that hurts! At least it would, if I didn't know that you were joking.



And you must have had a tin ear for music, because you don't appear to still be listening to music for a living. What went wrong? Did you pop the honesty cherry and get fired for not blowing smoke up a band's ass just because they had money?



Oh, and I work at night, douchious.



knock, knock

who's there?



you're welcome.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Well, yes I have plenty of balls to wrap around all of your chins...



At least I would, if I had a full band...



And no, Jerk O' Pain, I'm not in highschool or tone-deaf. You can drink Shakespeare through a tuba for saying that.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Reverend Dave Click to Rate





5/29/2006 1:41 am[yZFn89OWNBvhNlXF8+YI8Q]







Dude, I can't believe you called me an emo-fag or something like 2 weeks ago, when I'm still not really sure what emo is, except that you say it has something to do with Fall Out Boy and Morrissey, both of whom I think suck ass. I thought Weezer was Emo also, they are pretty cool.



But anyway, yeah, what you call emo I think sucks as well, but I think it is funny you have think everyone sucks but you, when your music, or what I heard is about as anti-pop as Marylin Manson or something. One of those 'I'm so anti-pop' pop musicians.



However, I also agree with what Phuc and Demo said, and each to his own. Are you still in high school yourself, Pram? You sound like me in high school



"Well, I'm not gonna take sides, but I agree with everyone"



Why don't you eat a fist full of sawdust? I hate you. Oh, and umm, I dumbed my music down for the general public. I can smart it back up if I want to. The original versions of a lot of these were a little bit over your head. Like your underwear if I ever meet you.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

STFU n00b!



STFD, r3g!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Reverend Dave Click to Report to the Police



Translation: "Oh yeah, well, um... ummm... uh... Your mom!"



TRANSLATION: "Hi, my name is Turkey! I am trying to get back in with the GABbers after flooding the board for X amount of weeks!!"



Frost you, Floody Krueger.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Well, that's just because they can't be honest with themselves.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Hey jealousy!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

This is subjective:



You can go Frost yourself while running uphill wearing a fat suit filled with bundt cake.





This is not subjective:



Your opinion was not asked for, and therefore sucks worse than my music.



I will leave you to figure out which is which, even though I practically spelled it out for you.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

I have included pictures to help you:





SUBJECTIVE.





NOT SUBJECTIVE.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

PS:



Frost melody.



Too many metal bands are going gay for melody, and their music is starting to eat whale dick as a direct result of this. Cut out the melody, and you won't be caught with whale dick in your mouth. Unless you like it anyway, perv.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

IT WAS CRUCIAL TO THE JOKE.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Oh, and guess what! Layne Staley's cousin is interested in producing me. I know a rock promoter who is recommending me to his need for a soundtrack artist. It's a paying gig, too...



So suck my keyboard.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

That's right, bitches. Keepin' it real

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

SAVIORA Throws Knives accidently stabs herself in a superfluous knife fight

Click to Rate





6/01/2006 2:30 am[U2SZvt5_R_Q0XBsMmJ0GCA]









You know that tends to go wrong...



You should do that more often.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Millie,



The first one.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Goddamn Frost-ing Shakespeare-ing hell with a happy turd coming out of a diseased Emerson,



STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!



This thread was meant to be about Fall Out Boy, not the thread starter.



Frost everythings.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Pram Sandwch Funny





6/01/2006 4:47 pm[tPbzWyscbsyt0pm2w0ATng]







Goddamn it, stop making fun of my music! I put my soul into it! So what if I'm talentless and have no sense of pitch, melody or rhythm? That doesn't mean it's not good!





Now excuse me while I go get fisted by a horse.



Don't you mean "hoofed"?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

<action>punches Yorkie in the ball </action>



Actually, I agree with everything you said while impersonating me. I do suck at music. I'm gonna take up claymation instead.



But first, I'm gonna beat your Frost in with my guitar. Oh, so it does have a use.



Also,



"The saying "less is more" is actually a widely used term in music as well as other art forms. Musically, it's easy to try to overplay in order to impress, rather than to make the most appropriate statement relative to the work at hand."



Not sure who said that, but I'm going to go summon up Jerry Garcia so he can piss in your ears too.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

First what?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

<action>squirms uncomfortably

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

I WANT CRITICISM!