Straight Pimpin' Lila with kung fu grip! 78,555 13
05/27/2006 06:26 PM

To everything else - cool, thanks for the info.



To the last paragraph - ew.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/27/2006 06:29 PM

Lila, you're just jealous because your vaginasaur is made of Kryptonite.

Deep Fried Jeebus 220 8
05/27/2006 06:41 PM

There was a bonus scene at the end?

no fair! I saw it yesterday but was dragged out of there barely after the screen went black to start the credits.



damn goat bastards.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
05/27/2006 07:13 PM

Also, they made no mention of Juggernaut being Xavier's brother. They were total strangers in this movie. And Juggernaut was not nearly as powerful as he could have been.

The Tchouk of Wybourne 45,655 12
05/27/2006 07:18 PM

I'd post something, but my mind is totally messed.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/27/2006 07:24 PM

it became clear to me why teh Haggis was a virgin for 29 years



Hey, Spicey's cute. I woulda done him.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/27/2006 07:36 PM

All night long, apparently, Dogs...

Declan McManus as Walter Bridge 131,887 36
05/27/2006 07:42 PM

Dogs, the homosexualing of teh Haggis is my schtick.



Step off.







I do think that I hear your wife dominatrix calling for you.

DŸCE 916 8
05/27/2006 07:44 PM

Also, they made no mention of Juggernaut being Xavier's brother.



Half brother, impotent whelp.

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/27/2006 08:12 PM

Are we allowed to post spoilers? On the assumption that we are....



I never liked Jean Grey. In the last two movies she was such a Coleridgetease towards Logan, I couldn't understand why he and Scott were ga ga over her. Then she went and killed my beloved Charles. HEINOUS BITCH!!!!! I am so glad that Logan killed her in the end, I hope she Frost-ing stays dead.



I was actually crying my eyes out in the theater when Charles died. I sat there trying to subtly wipe away the tears so that the numerous teenage boys surrounding me didn't think I was a Poe. Just cause I have one doesn't mean I am one.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/27/2006 08:14 PM

American cinema is dead... DEAD!

Jade - Gettin' down with the sickness 14,453 11
05/27/2006 08:15 PM

Thanks Straw! You just saved me a trip to the cinema, and a bit of money whilst you were at it.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/27/2006 08:17 PM

Actually, I saw spoilers in your post Straw and just covered it with my hand.



I'm about to go see it now.

Dianapop 57,835 109
05/27/2006 08:18 PM

What? STILL no Gambit? Nooooo!



(I just made Frogpop watch X2. He watched X-Men for the first time like a week ago. I think he likes it. Even if he doesn't, he's taking me to see X3 tomorrow.)

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/27/2006 08:24 PM

If I hadn't seen the movie yet, and wanted to go see it, I wouldn't have entered a thread where people were going to discuss the movie. Sorry if I pissed anyone off, but I did at least say in my first line that there would be spoilers.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/27/2006 08:30 PM

I didn't say you pissed me off, because you didn't. I was just posting behind Jade saying that if anyone did actually get mad by your spoilers, they easily could have just done what I did.

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/27/2006 08:40 PM

Thanks Slinky. I was just posting a disclaimer to cover my sorry ass for posting spoilers that I can't take back because there's no edit or delete function.

Summer Clad Bikini 62,262 18
05/27/2006 10:36 PM

I'm going to see it Monday, which is the first chance I have since I work most nights, and I am so excited because Captain Picard Professor X is so dreamy. Nothing anyone says about the movie can spoil that for me.

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/27/2006 10:43 PM

I want to be in a Xavier/Logan sandwich.

In the garage, Jane feels safe 173,958 15
05/27/2006 11:02 PM

--It's upsetting that after 3 movies Gambit still didn't have a role. I mean, come on! GAMBIT.



Further proof that Spicey and I married the wrong GABbers. The fact that Gambit isn't in this movie is the biggest reason I probably won't see it. I do loves me some Remy.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
05/27/2006 11:40 PM

Further proof that Spicey and I married the wrong GABbers.



Spicey didn't marry the wrong GABber. He wants his children to have all of their limbs.

Hodgmania 594 7
05/27/2006 11:50 PM

Am I the only one that noticed the thread number?



66669



Its both evil, and sexy.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
05/27/2006 11:51 PM

That's actually rather appropriate. Sweet sweet irony.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
05/28/2006 12:29 AM

There sure are a lot of you in here saying you want Spicey.



I think his superpower was actually remaining a virgin for so long while surrounded by sluts.

Captain Dan, Meistersinger 44,452 11
05/28/2006 03:10 AM

I just got back from the theater. In the interest of not giving myself an ulcer, I won't say anything about the plot of the movie.



However.



Brett Ratner needs to be taken out back and shot through the head. Can't Hollywood arrange this? It's not like he's ever made a decent movie- I doubt anyone would miss him. Really, if some Muslim cleric placed a jihad on him, would ANYONE object at this point? All this guy does is kill promising franchises.



Halle Berry needs to die too. She's a terrible actress. How she won an Oscar is going to take up an entire chapter of some future textbook on affirmative action. I hope a tsunami kills her. It would be worth it, if just for the spectacle of her struggling to deliver "I'm drowning" in any sort of convincing manner. (Can the Academy Awards revoke Oscars? I think in this case, it's justified. They could melt down her award into its composite metals and use them to poison Brett Ratner.)



By the way, I haven't actually seen the movie yet, but you get the idea.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/28/2006 10:05 AM

Dogs, the homosexualing of teh Haggis is my schtick.



It was all just a ruse to distract him so that I could homosexualize his lovely wife.







Because I, too, freely admit that I have a vagina.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
05/28/2006 10:42 AM

As long as you have a knife, you are never without a vagina.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/28/2006 11:14 AM

Note to self: if you ever get a chance to meet Demo, bring along a friend.



A weaker, slower-running friend.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
05/28/2006 12:12 PM

"Do you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaught BITCH!"



That was the only part of X3 that I enjoyed. The rest sucked.



Well... I actually enjoyed the Snakes on a Plane preview...but besides that: CRAP.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
05/28/2006 03:15 PM

No fair! We didn't get to see the Snakes on a Plane preview. We saw Omen and something with skinny college bitches in a cave.

Winter Celebration Chickens 286,539 61
05/29/2006 05:46 AM

blueberry, that was teh awesome

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/29/2006 08:30 AM

I whole heartedly agree with Chicken.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/29/2006 11:35 AM

The best line from that link is "We gonna have a rape party!"



I seriously have watched that about 10 times already.

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
05/29/2006 06:54 PM

I actually enjoyed the Snakes on a Plane preview.



Sonofabitch, there was no SoaP preview at the theatre I went to.

Straight Pimpin' Lila with kung fu grip! 78,555 13
05/29/2006 07:57 PM

Blueberry, I wish there were a way I could double click you. That made my day.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/30/2006 01:48 PM

Straw - did you see the bonus scene at the end? There's no need to cry about Xavier!

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/30/2006 01:54 PM

I couldn't get past furry blue Fraisier.

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/30/2006 02:41 PM

Underwhere - alas, I had no idea about the bonus scene, so I left before the credits ended. Grrrrrr!!



I went to IMDB and read a description of the bonus scene. In theory it made me happy, but me loves Xavier only in the sense that me loves Patrick Stuart. Would I be expected to cheer for nuCharles in the supposedlynotgonnahappenbutshyeahright next movie?

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
05/30/2006 02:42 PM

Patrick Stuart.



Oh honey no.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
05/30/2006 02:43 PM

Steward said he would do an X IV but not another Star Trek. Shakespeare they killed him off in the comics and brought him back all the time.

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/30/2006 02:50 PM

Um...I haven't had my morning coffee yet? No wait, it's after 2pm. Uh...after lunch sleepy fugue state?



*sighs, drops pants and bends over for the punishment I deserve*

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 35,066 15
05/31/2006 12:50 AM

Who else thinks that Patrick Stewart has had eye surgery?



Oh, if you have managed to avoid spoliers... stop reading...







When Xavier was killed (I noticed the wink... come on...)I whispered to my friend "pink mist". The two hour code black episode of Grey's anatomy was on Monday night, so he replied, "you bitch. You heartless bitch."



I made my entire class wait to see the ending after the credits ("hey wankers! Sit back down and wait for the ending"). The cool kids (who claimed they didn't want to see the film in the first place) sat back down silently to watch. Hah, one film and they are whipped!

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 35,066 15
05/31/2006 12:52 AM

I hope a tsunami kills her. It would be worth it, if just for the spectacle of her struggling to deliver "I'm drowning" in any sort of convincing manner.



Fair enough. But do you really think you can stop Storm with a little tsunami?

Dianapop 57,835 109
05/31/2006 12:54 AM

But do you really think you can stop Storm with a little tsunami?



One can only hope.

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/03/2006 11:00 AM

Holy Crap, Blueberry. I went to see the movie last night and when Juggernaut actully said "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch." I thought I would have a cow. I was braying out loud and got really funny stares from some rows around me.



I blame you.



So which was first, the movie or your clip?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
06/03/2006 11:17 AM

I saw it last night.



1. Picard obviously brought them the holodeck and the stealth technology.



2. Does this mean we don't get to the see the naked blue chick anymore?



3. If you had been married to Samantha Stevens, wouldn't you have told her to wriggle her nose and give you a bigger penis and a bunch of cash?

Pokeyhollis 346 8
06/03/2006 11:26 AM

--Hey, my superpower is multiple orgasms!



Well then I guess my super power is the ability to have an extremely small penis.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/03/2006 12:04 PM

Meh. How's the size of your tongue?

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
06/03/2006 01:07 PM

Woooow

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
06/03/2006 05:17 PM

So which was first, the movie or your clip?



The clip.



It was great when I saw the movie though, because some stranger yelled "I'm the Juggernaugt BITCH!" as soon as that scene started.



Yes, I laughed. Yes, I got weird stares and my buddies had to ask me about it afterwards.





Like I said before, that was the best part of the entire movie.



Even better than the Pokemon-esque fire guy and ice-man showdown

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/03/2006 05:27 PM

Awesome. Have you heard anything behind it? Did one of the writers make a nod to the clip?



It was frigging hilarous.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
06/03/2006 06:21 PM

" When asked about it by MTV, Xavier Nazario said 'When that line comes up, I'm probably going to start breakdancing, and Randy will scream out the phrase himself' "





The actually have an article on Wikipedia on it.



Heres the part from the movie.



And theres a soundboard.



Sweet.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
06/03/2006 06:28 PM

"Hayes, who voiced Juggernaut's ghetto persona in the top-rated YouTube.com clip, isn't quite so shocked that Ratner paid tribute to the clip. 'Everybody loves the Juggernaut,' he laughed."



- from that MTV interview

Loopy 6,902 12
06/03/2006 11:58 PM

Can someone post a link to where it describes the after credits scene? I can't find one. That is, I looked on IMDB and nowhere else.

Le Straw 98,000 37
06/04/2006 10:14 PM

Loopy, did you read the IMDB message board? They talk about it in the message board - that's where I got my info about it.

Slightly Chilly Bikini 62,262 18
06/04/2006 10:36 PM

The closing scene is very short. A nurse (the one that had been in that little clip Xavier had been showing the students about transferred conciousness) goes over to a patient, and he says something along the lines of, "Hello, Ms. What-ever-her-name-was" and it's clearly Xavier's voice. Xavier lives on!



There. I said it. I've either ruined it for everyone, or saved you all the trouble of waiting to the end of the credits.