The Tchouk of Wybourne 45,655 12
05/27/2006 06:59 PM

Apparently, being mean makes you a vert fat shark-like organism.



I will therefore refrain from posting a hilarious anecdote concerning the ridiculously small size of your penis.

The Tchouk of Wybourne 45,655 12
05/27/2006 07:06 PM

See? My fingers are already too fat to type straight.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/27/2006 07:19 PM

I don't know you*. You don't know me.



But what the hell, Happy Birthday.





*Deep fried is always good, except for explosive diarreah.

Deep Fried Jeebus 220 8
05/27/2006 07:19 PM

your right, my penis is small.. miniscule, microscopic... you could even say... "nonexistant"?



I HAVE A VAGINA YOU WHORE!

daisypie 49,378 9
05/27/2006 07:38 PM

Well then, SUY(Birthday)T's!

Chit 178,781 15
05/27/2006 08:26 PM

I HAVE A VAGINA YOU WHORE!







Well Shakespeare !



Some of us love vaginas ! !



Happy Frost-ing Birthday.



Now introduce us damnit...

Le Straw 98,000 37
05/27/2006 08:38 PM

Even though you didn't post in my birthday thread, I'll post in your thread because I'm a nice person.



I also won't ask you to SMYT. Not because I am polite or because I have a vagina and am heterosexual, but because if I have to see a perky pair of 20 yr old tits I might not be so nice any more.

Summer Clad Bikini 62,262 18
05/27/2006 10:31 PM

Oh Straw, you make me chuckle. I love it.





And happy birthday vagina-person. Remember: girls get erections too.

Deep Fried Jeebus 220 8
05/28/2006 12:40 AM

erections make me happy in my pants.

newwave 45,912 10
05/28/2006 12:42 AM

And who the Frost are you again? Coleridge O'Blockman?

newwave 45,912 10
05/28/2006 12:43 AM

I'm just kidding! All I ever wanted was to say "Coleridge O'Blockman" in someone's birthday thread.

Deep Fried Jeebus 220 8
05/28/2006 12:47 AM

I'll just go ahead and feel privelidged then shall I?



*does so*



mmm... toasty.

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
05/28/2006 02:18 AM

I gave you five orbies, just because it's the only thing I can give.



Over the interweb, that is. And no, that's not some kind of come-on or whatever. It's just that I like to lull my victims into a false sense of security be sincere from time to time.



Happy B-Day! I'll drink one for you too!

dapinklady 461 7
05/28/2006 07:44 AM

Happy birthday for yesterday or whatever!



It's my birthday on the 13th June *hint* *hint* *nudge* *nudge*

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/28/2006 09:59 AM

Howie, the Manly Man, has a vagina?





We normally don't go for that name-changin', gender-bendin' sort of foo-fa-rah around these parts.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
05/28/2006 10:36 AM

"We normally don't go for that name-changin', gender-bendin' sort of foo-fa-rah around these parts."



So true. Around here we likes our men to be men, and our women to be blood-eagled and then chained upside down against a Las Vegas billboard as a warning to all the other filthy whores wHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE ME MOMMY!







...

Oh, and happy birthday.

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
05/28/2006 12:34 PM

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