Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
05/28/2006 02:04 PM

"Damn! Another cling-on! Man, my cousins on that TP commercial really might have a good idea after all...."

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
05/28/2006 02:11 PM

Tragically, little Mahasapetapetalon learned the hard way what the American aphorism "don't Frost with the bears" truly meant.

Le Mailman sonne toujours deux fois 176,450 56
05/28/2006 02:13 PM

The right to "bear arms" has gone too far.

Chit 178,781 15
05/28/2006 02:14 PM

Haji checks the Bear's rectum carefully for the Doctor and Johnny Quest, as any subservient brown sidekick should.

Chit 178,781 15
05/28/2006 02:24 PM

The Canadians have begun tagging bears with young Paki children to track their migration through less inhabited areas in the Northern Territories.

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
05/28/2006 02:28 PM

Albert The Bear and son.

Billy Bob Snork 45,655 12
05/28/2006 04:08 PM

McManus family album.

Piquantrax - Sex A Peel 8,691 9
05/28/2006 04:46 PM

Dr. Dolittle 4

Chit 178,781 15
05/28/2006 04:59 PM

Rojeep shows off his new Timothy Treadwell commerative watch.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
05/28/2006 08:32 PM

You only said not to feed the bears, you said nothing about fisting them!

Losty 538 0
05/28/2006 08:39 PM

Survial tip # 101.



If your lost in the woods and need to find your bearrings.



Please follow instructional picture.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
05/28/2006 09:19 PM

Damn you, Snork. I was just composing something about modeling my new striped vest.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
05/28/2006 09:19 PM

"Hey, kid, does Shakespeare stick to your fur?"

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
05/28/2006 09:25 PM

"I'm not touching you..."

Chit 178,781 15
05/28/2006 10:24 PM

Bears love kids with honey on their heads. They love honey head kids!" ...





--Brian Regan



MP3 File Here

Potrzebie 1,790 9
05/28/2006 10:55 PM

Another of lifes little mysteries.



The Al-Jabandad siamese twins are attached hand-to-ass.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/29/2006 02:21 AM

A young movie fan shakes Timothy Treadwell's hand.

Zero248 364 8
05/29/2006 05:20 AM

Mystery Bingo: Tribal Pygmy Version

krazy_kiwi 17 7
05/29/2006 07:57 AM

Look for the bear necessities, the simple bear necessities, forget about your worries and your strife...

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
05/29/2006 08:08 AM

Hold on a sec, I gotta grab my jacket..

Nukes 0 7
05/29/2006 10:23 AM

What did I eat last night?!?

frickindeal 348 8
05/29/2006 11:43 AM

Herv Villechaize, long thought dead, was crapped out of a grizzly bear alive but armless today. Authorities investigating.

The Not-So-New N00B 10 7
05/29/2006 07:40 PM

"This is a tad awkward. Just a smidgen."

Billy Bob Snork 45,655 12
05/29/2006 07:56 PM

He was a little disfigured kid who only wanted to play with furry animals...



The camp counselors should not have been drinking...



They should not have been having premarital sex...



They are guilty...



They are all guilty...



They will pay...



Jasun is back in Monday the 27th



Comming this summer.

oddzodd 382 7
05/29/2006 10:16 PM

He went that way.........uh!?!

GollyJee 520 7
05/30/2006 03:06 AM

...I wonder if bear fart is strong enough to kill a kid? He's a bit runty, don't think he would survive it...

Phuc 237,919 21
05/30/2006 06:43 AM

Wristwatch!



Crisco!

Brakzias 20 7
05/30/2006 07:41 AM

And the entire the time, the bear was thinking:



"The hell did I Shakespeare out today? God damn. I've gotta stop drinking so much."

Barbs 127 8
05/30/2006 08:08 AM

Bear: Hey lil buddy, cut out the photo ops and just yank the coconut out!

Barbs 127 8
05/30/2006 08:16 AM

Bear: Use both your hands

GollyJee 520 7
05/30/2006 08:30 AM

...as soon as young Billy yanks out the potato that bear's gonna pop like a 2000 Lbs. grenade.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/30/2006 08:58 AM

It's bad enough that the wife bought that "Paki Kid" TP, but now I've got it stuck to my foot? I hate when that happens.

Fratberry 283,018 53
05/30/2006 08:59 AM

Wow, this one really stumped me.

Tweak 18,881 12
05/30/2006 09:05 AM

"Maw, Timmy's in the bear again!"

Tweak 18,881 12
05/30/2006 09:08 AM

"I'm gonna kill the next person who pokes me to see if I'm made of plastic."

Lucky Luke 695 9
05/30/2006 10:45 AM

"...I told you to chew properly little bear...you'll get only porridge from now on.."

Midgets on Parade 96,092 48
05/30/2006 11:16 AM

And this is when young AA MILNE had an idea that would make him famous.

Pubah 56,805 18
05/30/2006 11:18 AM

As long as I've got my arm up his ass, the bear won't eat me...



...that's my plan.

Cranky 571 8
05/30/2006 11:41 AM

Little Mikey thought his Mom was joking when she told him that his chronic masturbation would grow a bear on his palm.

Mastur Platypus 7,665 11
05/30/2006 12:41 PM

The bear and I have something in common: Indian food just goes right through us...

dead otter 345 8
05/30/2006 12:46 PM

In Disney's Jungle Book, 3 we see the Kipling's classic tale reduced to fart jokes between Mowgli and Baloo the bear.

the bean machine 303 7
05/30/2006 01:22 PM

"I am not sure Doc" said Smokey, "it all started with just a bump on my ass!"

Southside Matty 192 8
05/30/2006 04:46 PM

Did you ever hear about the little dutch boy that stuck his finger in the dyke to save a town from drowning? Well that kid just did, and he's putting his finger EVERYWHERE!!

mistadobolina 12 6
05/30/2006 08:23 PM

What lassie? Billies stuck in a bears anus? In the big Feild, HURRY.

Charlotte's Web 7 6
05/30/2006 11:49 PM

Awww mom, can I keep him?

Fratberry 283,018 53
05/30/2006 11:51 PM

"Pass it? Hell, coach, I don't even think I can swallow it."

Zero248 364 8
05/31/2006 05:45 AM

"And the next number in our jungle lotto draw is....."

Lucky Luke 695 9
05/31/2006 05:56 AM

After Johnny put the Bomb in that bears ass we had to G.T.Foot

Lucky Luke 695 9
05/31/2006 07:56 AM

So the little Gerbil got his own back after drinking those pills that he bought over the internet....



"it's not so nice being showed up MY but hey ..."

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
05/31/2006 08:40 AM

A young George W. Bush at 10 years old giving his first but very moving political speach.

Each and every Americans right to BEAR ARMS

Zero248 364 8
05/31/2006 10:55 AM

Moments before his death, the blind midget searched his duffel bag, pondering on its warmth.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
05/31/2006 11:00 AM

OH! Berserker means bear SHIRT! Damn those spelling errors.

Zero248 364 8
05/31/2006 11:03 AM

When I was young I remember asking my dad where I came from. I didn't quite believe him until I saw this picture.

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/31/2006 11:04 AM

Just relax, I'm a freelance veternarian.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/31/2006 11:39 AM

.......Rectum?......Damn near killed him!







Sorry.

S1mpleton 373 9
05/31/2006 04:24 PM

"Daygo... stop clinging to that bears ass!"

clem9796 64 7
05/31/2006 06:15 PM

You're kidding right? We're outsourcing our veterinarians too?!

Tarx 68 7
05/31/2006 10:20 PM

Next on "when tag goes too far..."

<b></b> 203,956 21
05/31/2006 10:23 PM

"Hey, Ron, I'm riding sticking my hand up a furry tractor."

Pubah in the Sky, with Diamonds 56,805 18
06/01/2006 01:10 PM

One time...at Band Camp...I stuck my arm up this bear's ass...

leew79 2 6
06/01/2006 06:05 PM

i slipped officer, honest

dead otter 345 8
06/01/2006 06:17 PM

Bears, like humans, suffer from the squirts too when they eat indian food that has reeks of curry.

Madmatthew 366 9
06/02/2006 01:11 AM

Young Lion-O in training.



"Is this the right one?"

Madmatthew 366 9
06/02/2006 01:13 AM

This one's better:



"Look what I can do!"

krustyclown 3 6
06/02/2006 02:27 AM

Mummy. The bear's bottom ate my hand.

X-DEATH 262 9
06/02/2006 05:20 AM

"Now for my next trick I am gonna pull a rabbit out of.......

jaggeh NOT JAGGY 860 8
06/02/2006 05:52 AM

"Boss! Boss! The Bear! The Bear!"

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/02/2006 09:14 AM

Oohhh. Unhh. Whoa.

This happens every time I eat Mexican.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/02/2006 09:16 AM

Gimme back my picnic basket!

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/02/2006 09:19 AM

If playing dead fails to deter a bear...

kiwi82 2 6
06/02/2006 09:42 AM

And the master wonders why his dinner take a long time to cook!!!

bunnymuncher 0 7
06/03/2006 09:25 PM

When car bombs lose their effect.

bunnymuncher 0 7
06/03/2006 09:27 PM

and you ask why immigration is high?

bojangles 0 6
06/03/2006 11:10 PM

what happens when a bear eats too much oriental food.

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/03/2006 11:36 PM

Just a question: everyone is asuming this young man has his arm up a bears bottom, what if it's actually a female bear???

Is he fisting her????

Millie 116,988 28
06/04/2006 01:45 AM

So, it wouldn't be fisting if the bear is male and the kid's hand is up the bear's ass?

Thud 68,497 19
06/04/2006 01:51 AM

No, that would just be an unusual handshake.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

THE PLANE, BOSS! THE PLANE

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

...and no one's around to hear it, does it make a smell?