$P,hla.07 131,068 34
06/01/2006 12:27 AM

I think you have to let the guy out of his cage before he can post?

<b></b> 203,956 21
06/01/2006 12:28 AM

And don't look up any of Trae's past threads talking about her sex life.

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 12:29 AM

Speak up BOY.

Lupience has Peonies. 26,981 11
06/01/2006 12:30 AM

Is it the guy who delivers mail? It is, isn't it? I bet it is....It's the guy who delivers mail.











I refuse to be nice to anyone who doesn't deliver mail.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 12:36 AM

I've advised him to lurk a bit before you psychos get a hold of him.



Lupience... shut it or I swear I'll drive the goods off of a bridge. Ugh... can you at least let me get to the 1yr mark????

Lupience has Peonies. 26,981 11
06/01/2006 12:38 AM

Do I have a choice?







Don't be so pinchy.

Hodgmania 594 7
06/01/2006 12:40 AM

<action>feels the urge to be accepted</action>Is it me?! Please!















Dammit.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 12:41 AM

I'm going to bed now but he might register and post while I'm away. I've warned him... so do what you will.

Thud 68,497 19
06/01/2006 12:42 AM

Alright Trae, give us a hint. Is he:



A - going to use a name we can connect to you?

B - be funny?

C - clinically alive?

D - Ford?

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 12:44 AM

What is your name?











Speak boy!!11!1

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 12:44 AM

Don't know about the name... that's his choice.



Funny? Definitely.



Thick fore skin... yes.



But... as far as the other stuff I can't tell you.

Lupience has Peonies. 26,981 11
06/01/2006 12:45 AM

Does he know what the Frost is up with airline peanuts?







Will he create threads about sex?

Lupience has Peonies. 26,981 11
06/01/2006 12:46 AM

Trae- You're such a tease.





Good to know you don't change.

amoisp 119 6
06/01/2006 12:46 AM

Well, I guess hear comes the cold water and I'll just jump right. Hi everyone! It's me! I'm the one Trae was talking about!

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 12:46 AM

I don't think he's a big Seinfeld fan but who knows, he can surprise me.



If he knows what's good for him he won't start sex threads.....they'll just get lost in the mix.

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 12:47 AM

Hmmmm maybe he can start a thread about sex with trae.





Now that would be interesting

Hodgmania 594 7
06/01/2006 12:49 AM

<action>hums the song Crash and Burn</action>

Lupience has Peonies. 26,981 11
06/01/2006 12:50 AM

Does he know what your ovaries look like?

amoisp 119 6
06/01/2006 12:51 AM

You mean they're not posted somewhere on this site?

Hodgmania 594 7
06/01/2006 12:52 AM

If he does, then he has a very serious genetic deformity. One that GAB will embrace, I might add.

Lupience has Peonies. 26,981 11
06/01/2006 12:52 AM

Shut the Frost up. You have no idea who you're dealing with.

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 12:52 AM

So boy does Trae swallow ?????

Lupience has Peonies. 26,981 11
06/01/2006 12:53 AM

Either of you.

Hodgmania 594 7
06/01/2006 12:58 AM

This thread is unfunny. I'm leaving now, please hold back your tears, Luce.

amoisp 119 6
06/01/2006 12:59 AM

Haven't found out yet. So far all she has done is bake me cakes.

<b></b> 203,956 21
06/01/2006 01:03 AM

Trae's a filthy whore that trolls the internet for young boys and future ex-husbands.

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 01:03 AM

Oh is "bake me cakes" some sort of Americanism for some type of sexual act ?

I am an Aussie I don't quite understand..

amoisp 119 6
06/01/2006 01:05 AM

No, she's quite the lil Betty Coleridgeer.

amoisp 119 6
06/01/2006 01:08 AM

And do you provide her good links to help her search them out?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 01:11 AM

Traes tits!

amoisp 119 6
06/01/2006 01:19 AM

Why thank you. Trae said you are all kind folks. What a very nice gesture!

<b></b> 203,956 21
06/01/2006 01:23 AM

Inviting your "normal" to GAB...









End.In.Tears.

Chit 178,781 15
06/01/2006 03:01 AM

Welcome Amosip.



If you can handle all the "ins" and "outs" of Trae's Poop Chute, you should do well here.



It's a favorite topic for some.



And if you know more than us on the topic already, you will find us to be an attentive audience.





and welcome back Mr. Big.

amoisp 119 6
06/01/2006 03:50 AM

Thank you Mr/Ms(?) Chit. And well, we'll have more news as it developes.

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 04:01 AM

I too welcome you Amosip. Now that I know your name.



Now for some learning, look and learn.



CHIT and all you other FrostERS how come when MrBig,Piemaster, etc. return from a short absence they get oooh how nice to hear from you again or oooh how I have missed you or ooooh welcome back.



Me I return after a couple of months away and all I get is oh the "FrostTARD IS BACK" or "weren't you banned or something,no, pitty",or "WHO THE Frost ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE"....





AMOSIP the lesson here should reveal itself as this thread contiues. It should be fairly self explanitory....



Amosip welcome and good luck chum.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
06/01/2006 04:03 AM

Chit isn't Mr or Ms. It's Miss, in an east london accent.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 04:29 AM

Ahhh...I see. Thank you for the clrifacation Neep and the advice/warning Stalker. And remember, if you come home with a Dirty Sanchez, you might be looking in the wrong places. Or not!

Chit 178,781 15
06/01/2006 04:43 AM

Sorry about the misspelling there Mr./Ms. amoisp...



(could go either way with Trae.) Oops...



And I was just joking around about Trae's colon...but she has shared her gastric history with us in the past so it's common to think we know her inside and out at times.



And Mr. Stalker, I don't even know why I'm addressing you cause I don't feel as I really even know you, but I wrote Big today and let him know that the place was looking pretty dreary without his big happy ass around here and suggested he hustle on back just to keep people's spirits up.



And Neep, if I didn't think you had some lesbian tendencies, you know I'd never let you get away with calling me Miss.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
06/01/2006 05:24 AM

There is only one person in real life that I call Miss. A Geography teacher from England. She wears cufflinks.



Chit, do you wear cufflinks?

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
06/01/2006 05:33 AM

Hmmmm maybe he can start a thread about sex with trae.





Now that would be interesting



Also highly unoriginal.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
06/01/2006 05:49 AM

Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
06/01/2006 06:02 AM

Maybe today is a good day to be dipped!

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/01/2006 06:49 AM

<action> hates

Le Straw 98,000 37
06/01/2006 08:08 AM

I wrote Big today and let him know that the place was looking pretty dreary without his big happy ass around here



Are we thinking of the same guy?



Welcome amoisp (?)..uh...sorry, I forgot how to spell your name already and I don't feel like going back to look. Anyway, welcome!

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 09:26 AM

With the exception of the lemonparty welcome wagon you guys were pretty nice!!



Haven't I taught you Frosters anything???



Sheesh.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 10:00 AM

Lemme at em!



Hey, where did he go?

Le Straw 98,000 37
06/01/2006 10:07 AM

Please be nice to him...



Isn't it just like a woman to say one thing and mean another.



Ya do me proud!

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 10:24 AM

I had to lure him in somehow, Straw....



He's sleeping right now as he was up all night "working".

Chit 178,781 15
06/01/2006 10:25 AM

Haven't I taught you Frosters anything???





Jeeze, you didn't say to Frost him and blow him...





Just be nice to him I thought...

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 11:10 AM

With the exception of the lemonparty welcome wagon



A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 11:15 AM

I love you too Slinky.

CCCCCCCCC 286,539 61
06/01/2006 11:39 AM

TRAE, does anyone know if America HAS a national hotline for those who have HERPIES? They could get together and date each other thereby AVOIDing passing the virus on to others by CASUAL SEX. I think this is a wonderful idea. Maybe a politician could RUN with that on his platform?

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 11:55 AM

Trae, are herpies as good as hispies?



You know me, I always love a good pie.

CCCCCCCCC 286,539 61
06/01/2006 12:02 PM

I think this would PROBABLEly work with AIDS patients too, helping slow that worldwide INFESTATION.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 12:06 PM

Haha! Keep trying Chix, shes still gonna get banged by this hot, hung stud.



I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!

CCCCCCCCC 286,539 61
06/01/2006 12:10 PM

<action> gently weeps

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
06/01/2006 12:16 PM

hot, hung stud.



Trae's moved onto horses now?



And I thought the Alsatian's were bad enough...

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
06/01/2006 12:19 PM

FYI...the first Grammar Nazi in this thread gets a dose of his own gas chamber.

Aimless grows vagantalopes 54,807 10
06/01/2006 12:20 PM

***********ANNOUNCEMENT*************



I just thought I'd share that I just got my period. I'm pretty happy about this, as I was sure I'd been knocked up again. At least this time I'd be sure who the father was.



Well, I have it narrowed down anyway.



Please continue your regularly scheduled Gabbing.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 12:24 PM

****************ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT**************



I too am bleeding like a stuffed pig! Anyone want to come hang out with Aimless and I for bloody Marys? You bring the celery!

Crackeroni and Cheese 68,758 11
06/01/2006 12:27 PM

I believe the term is "stuck" pig, but I got the visual anyway.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 12:28 PM

I'm only in here because it's a law we're not allowed to post after Jilly anymore like in that other thread now.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 12:28 PM

Is it? Well color me blonde. I've always heard stuffed pig.

Crackeroni and Cheese 68,758 11
06/01/2006 12:29 PM

That's only because most of the people in your trailer park don't have their front teeth. The rest just talk funny.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/01/2006 12:30 PM

I'm only in here because it's a law we're not allowed to post after Jilly anymore like in that other thread now.



Sheep.

Beater 10,702 8
06/01/2006 12:30 PM

Hey Jenn got her first period after the incident with my son in the toilet yesterday. Why do you girls all get it at the same time? I guess I like it that way though. I'd rather be bitched at by every girl for on week then by a quarter of the females in my life every Frost-ing day.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 12:31 PM

<action> looks at Beater.</action>





Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Beater 10,702 8
06/01/2006 12:33 PM

Dammit, I hope I don't get arrested for that Frost-ing simulpost. Posting is like a twisted version of the fun childhood game of Russian Roulette.

Beater 10,702 8
06/01/2006 12:33 PM

Russian Roulette: Making you an only child since 1957!

Beater 10,702 8
06/01/2006 12:35 PM

<action>Looks at Slinky</action>



Don't you dare wave that little finger at me, dammit!

Pubah in the Sky, with Diamonds 56,805 18
06/01/2006 01:01 PM

<action>Welcomes Hodgemaniac</action>



Any friend of Trae is a friend of mine.



Got a quarter?

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 01:06 PM

Um Pubes, thats not her friend.

Pubah in the Sky, with Diamonds 56,805 18
06/01/2006 01:06 PM

Oh...are you my friend?

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 01:09 PM

Of course I am Pubear!

Pubah in the Sky, with Diamonds 56,805 18
06/01/2006 01:11 PM

<action>Flips Chance upside down and shakes her violently </action>



Then Gimmie a quarter!

Pubah in the Sky, with Diamonds 56,805 18
06/01/2006 01:16 PM

<action>Regains his sences and neatly sets Chance down (allowing her exposed breasts to brighten the room</action>



Apologies Chance. I don't know what came over me.



I like your pink underwear.

Pubah in the Sky, with Diamonds 56,805 18
06/01/2006 01:18 PM

Pubah embarrassed...



...Pubah go now

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 01:19 PM

How did these panties get on me?

turtle10 42,578 26
06/01/2006 01:20 PM

Sorry, they're mine.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/01/2006 01:21 PM

<action>blushes</action>



I like you too.

Crackeroni and Cheese 68,758 11
06/01/2006 01:21 PM

<action> abruptly stops sniffing the panties</action>

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/01/2006 01:24 PM

Heh. Hi turtle.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/01/2006 01:25 PM

This thread has been officially panty jacked.

Today I am wearing mesh, of course, but dark blue with pink trim...

and you?

turtle10 42,578 26
06/01/2006 01:27 PM

Hi undies! How's married life with the big guy?

Le Straw 98,000 37
06/01/2006 01:27 PM

I'm wearing a stupid thong because I'd hate to subject the people around me to VPL. God forbid I should be comfortable. It's all about them and their desire to not have to scrub their eyes out with steel wool pads.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/01/2006 01:30 PM

Turtle, married life is awesome. Spicey is a sweetheart. Still not pregnant though.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/01/2006 01:32 PM

Straw, go commando. VPL problem solved.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/01/2006 01:34 PM

Yes, commando is better than a thong. Thongs, as I have said before, put you at risk for poo-cooter.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/01/2006 01:39 PM

Good luck on getting Spicey pregnant!

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/01/2006 01:54 PM

I have never had poo-cooter. That is Frost-ing disgusting.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/01/2006 01:56 PM

Well , from what I've read, very small poo particles can be relocated from the bootie to the cootie via a sliding thong.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/01/2006 01:57 PM

from what I've read,



Sure, sure. And it happened to "a friend." Right.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/01/2006 01:58 PM

Yeah - she lives in Wisconsin and I met her at camp. You don't know her.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/01/2006 02:01 PM

All these glassy-eyed girl icons are making me dizzy.

Le Straw 98,000 37
06/01/2006 02:02 PM

I was watching All My Children the other day, and Stuart, the resident Gentle Snowflake, was telling a story about his dog Cooter. Cooter was dying, and they weren't sure whether to put him down. One day he jumped up on Stuart and licked him in the chin twice, and then lived another 4 years.



It was speculated that Stuart might have also had a cat named Poontang.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 02:05 PM

Chance break! Do do do do do do do do do do do do do!

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 02:08 PM

Yes Chance, I will do my best to make you proud!

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/01/2006 02:16 PM

Le Straw

6/01/2006 2:02 pm

Cooter was dying, and they weren't sure whether to put him down. One day he jumped up on Stuart and licked him in the chin twice, and then lived another 4 years.



And here I've always done this the other way round....but that's probablly why I have three kids now.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 02:32 PM

Why thanks Amoisp...your name slightly bugs me though. How 'bout Amoist...mmmm moist.



You know, like Traes panties are always drenchedmoist.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 02:45 PM

I see Trae has taught him the ol' post and leave trick. Very wise my dear, very wise indeed.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/01/2006 03:02 PM

if you can Shakespeare into your own vagina, you've got talent.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 03:14 PM

Trae wears panties?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 03:16 PM

Then sells them.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 03:17 PM

So where did you meet Trae?





Did you go up to her waving a 20?

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
06/01/2006 03:18 PM

I know she used to have a thong with her icon on it. I don't know who has Trae's thong at the moment.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 03:18 PM

Trae wears panties?



I would be very aroused if you said Undies.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/01/2006 03:19 PM

Mr. Slinky

6/01/2006 3:16 pm





Then sells them.



Apparently there's money to be made that way.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
06/01/2006 03:22 PM

<action>wonders where in the world her "amazing travelling panties" are now."</action>



Last time I heard, they were in Texas somewhere. Autra was the last one to have them.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 03:27 PM

Yeah and I'm going to kick Autras ass! He totally ruined the whole Jades Traveling Panties.



I bet hes wearing them now. Oh man, if I dont get pictures of him wearing your panties, I'm going to say dirty things about him and point my finger all menacingly like at the computer.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 03:27 PM

Apparently there's money to be made that way



Apparently? APPARENTLY?



Dude, they've done it on GAB before.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 03:29 PM

Totally, I got a whole $20.00 (same as in town) for a pair.



I mean, if I sold my panties online that is.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 03:29 PM

So, is this Trae's special normal, or just a normal? Filly confused.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 03:31 PM

Psss Filly, he can read.



Of course he's a "SPECIAL" normal.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 03:33 PM

Hey "special" normal of Traes. I'm about to let you in on a little secret here.



Will everyone who has had sex with Trae please raise their hand.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 03:33 PM

Whoa. He can read? You mean, so he can post? No. Way.





Sorry Chance. I know he can read and has already posted, I just don't care.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/01/2006 03:33 PM

<action> sad at the prospect of missed panty sales on GAB



The things I miss for not finding GAB sooner.

Entire GAB Collective 28,185 10
06/01/2006 03:34 PM

<action> raises hand.</action>

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 03:35 PM

Filly! I WILL NOT TAKE THAT BACK SASS!



GO TO MY ROOM!

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 03:36 PM

Well, this certainly explains a lot then about the undies. I met her through a mutual midget hermaphodite friend of ours, Mr. Slinky.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 03:37 PM

Trae and Slinky know each other? This is spinning my reality into a vortext of confusion.

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 03:37 PM

Oh! Does this mutual midget hermaphodite "friend" of yours like horse porn?



Call me... err I mean have your "friend" call me.

Crackeroni and Cheese 68,758 11
06/01/2006 03:41 PM

Hey special regular, you got any nekkid pics of Trae?





































No? Wanna buy some?

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 03:43 PM

www.traestits.com

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 03:44 PM

No, I think we'll be taking our own pics soon enough. Maybe even a movie... Maybe you'd be interested in purchaseing some CC? What do you prefer VHS or DVD?

Crackeroni and Cheese 68,758 11
06/01/2006 03:47 PM

BOTH!

Uh, I mean, uh whichever is easiest.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 03:51 PM

Yes... I think you'll fit in here just fine.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/01/2006 03:56 PM

well no Shakespeare, you've already pushed a baby out of it.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 03:58 PM

Damn. I totally didn't know Trae's tits site had gone down.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 03:59 PM

I'm sorry.. I didn't clarify for the hillbilly from Tennessee... by "here" I meant GAB, not my vajayjay.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 04:01 PM

Traestits didn't go down, I did but I digress, it will be back online soon.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/01/2006 04:01 PM

Fillyrific

6/01/2006 3:58 pm

Damn. I totally didn't know Trae's tits site had gone down.



Apparently so has Trae

Crackalaxative 68,758 11
06/01/2006 04:04 PM

I'm sorry.. I didn't clarify for the hillbilly from Tennessee... by "here" I meant GAB, not my vajayjay.



I wouldn't take that if I were you Filly! I suggest pudding wrestling or a strip off to settle this!

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 04:12 PM

I can't believe you remembered that, Cracka. But Trae was talking to the other and more genuine Tennessee hillbilly, hisboyelroy.

Crackalaxative 68,758 11
06/01/2006 04:15 PM

So no pudding then?



Damn!

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 04:19 PM

I mean, I'm not saying hbe isn't up for it. I hear he's hot in a bikini.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 04:23 PM

Actually it was Trixxie in my bikini. All I did is write on HBE's chest with lipstick.... and yes.. that was HOT. Hot like Fire!

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/01/2006 04:24 PM

there's a second time for everything!

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 04:25 PM

I was close.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/01/2006 04:26 PM

that's what lots of jack daniels does to a person.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 04:29 PM

Who provided the pudding?

Crackalaxative 68,758 11
06/01/2006 04:30 PM

Once again, thinking with my penis has taken me down a road I did not wish to travel. A gay Trixie bikini road with no nekkid Fillys or Traes.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 04:32 PM

Sounds like Crackalaxative did!

Crackalaxative 68,758 11
06/01/2006 04:48 PM

Uh, that's not pudding. Unfortunately I had prematurely imagined Filly and Trae having a stripoff. Sorry.

Chit 178,781 15
06/01/2006 04:49 PM

hot, hung stud.







Ha ha...



That didn't last long.



What did ya go, about three weeks this time, Trae ?



I thought you were all through with the unemployed young black street thug types...



It's understandable I reckon. This one can work a computer anyway. I approve..,.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 04:55 PM

I'm just doing the computer thing until my rap career takes off. Then the bitches and hoes will be flowing like ripple.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 04:56 PM

Thanks but what are you talking about?

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/01/2006 04:56 PM

So this new person is exempt from hazing? Just asking.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 05:01 PM

No, feel free.

He can take it.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/01/2006 05:05 PM

So this new person is exempt from hazing? Just asking



He is already accepted more than say someone that joined in 2005 and gets hazed still.



Not everyone gets hazed, just the retarded ones. Some turn out ok Right Gorck / SR. Some luckily leave (sausage 2000), and some just like the punishment I guess.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 05:08 PM

Not everyone gets hazed, just the retarded ones



Did you actually hear me say he wasn't retarded??



I ask this for no particular reason.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 05:10 PM

Not everyone gets hazed, just the retarded ones



Did I actually mention that he wasn't retarded??



I ask this for no particular reason.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 05:11 PM

Well slap me silly I double posted after making changes.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/01/2006 05:13 PM

STFU n00b. Learn how to post.





















sorry sorry sorry.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/01/2006 05:18 PM

I'm just sayin'... everybody is sucking this dudes balls. I've never seen anything like it on GAB.









well except for lemonparty.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 05:21 PM

Can that be my responsibility? And then you can do me?

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 05:22 PM

Mrs. JM, I can take it. It may take me a while to diShakespeare out and I will. But I can take it, if that'll make you feel better.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 05:24 PM

I just want to point out one last time* that I lemonpartyed Traes boy toy.











































*may not be the last time I point that out.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 05:46 PM

Mr. Slinky, you have yet to show me things that Trae hasn't shown me already.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 05:48 PM

Trae was the photographer. I can only guess that you were the one with the light equipment.

Ninja, Robot, Pirate, Snork 45,655 12
06/01/2006 05:49 PM

Trae's shown you her penis?

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 05:57 PM

And what a lovely penis Trae has.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/01/2006 06:19 PM

So this new person is exempt from hazing? Just asking.



I never got hazed until I went to Boston and slept with Spicey. That made me not a noob, but got me a death threat.



So anyway Jilly, if it'll make you feel better, I'll see if TTJ will kill him for you.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/01/2006 06:29 PM

Or if Spicey will sleep with him. Whatever.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 06:30 PM

And so it begins...

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 06:31 PM

While I'm still new. Is there any way to auto refresh this so I don't have to keep hitting the F5 key like a monkey on crack?

brewtaltiy 9 6
06/01/2006 06:38 PM

A monkey on crack... that is a good idea I will have to try that next time they fly out of my ass.

I don't eat sudoku 86,705 14
06/01/2006 06:43 PM

Hello. Dear. Are. You. New.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 06:44 PM

Yes, first time in the lion's den.



Or so I've been told.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 06:45 PM

While I'm still new. Is there any way to auto refresh this so I don't have to keep hitting the F5 key like a monkey on crack?



STFU n00b!

I don't eat sudoku 86,705 14
06/01/2006 06:45 PM

'Gucci Rush' smells like Nanna perfume.

I don't eat sudoku 86,705 14
06/01/2006 06:47 PM

You could also try hitting the refresh button which is located at the top of your browser. But you'll get sick of doing that after the first 2 or 3 years.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/01/2006 06:47 PM

And exactly what the heck is an "amoisp"

I don't eat sudoku 86,705 14
06/01/2006 06:50 PM

A Man On Internet Service Provider?

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 08:15 PM

I will tell you this "I don't eat sudoku" is on the right track. Wrong words, but on the right track. But the refresh button on the browser, that's worse than the F5 button! But I appreciate the thought.

Thud 68,497 19
06/01/2006 08:26 PM

Aardvark Methane Olive Inert Stumble Puce?

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/01/2006 08:47 PM

Another

Man

Over

In Trae's

Stinky

Poe

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/01/2006 08:51 PM

Analyzing

Male

Orgasms

In

Southern

Property

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/01/2006 08:53 PM

And

Maybe...

Oh for God's Sake

I'll never get knocked up by

Spicey this way

Phuc you all!

Chance 171,275 14
06/01/2006 08:58 PM

Have you had the birds and bees talk with Spicey yet? Maybe hes confused on how to make the baby, I mean I'm sure this isnt the first thing you had to guide him through.



Heh, I love you both. Please dont send me poo.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/01/2006 09:01 PM

Atlanta

Mom

On the

Interweb

Satisfies My

Penis

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/01/2006 09:10 PM

Abuse

My

Odd-Shaped

Inch-long

Stiff

Penis

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 09:12 PM

Hi Amoisp I thought it was amosip.



Did you have a sleep over at trae's place last night???//?

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 09:19 PM

No Stalker, not last nite. But it's nice of you to ask.

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 09:32 PM

but did you JUMP her yet ?????

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 09:37 PM

Let's just say it was a mutual jump. And from what I've read from other posts, I expect that I'm going to be the jumpee! Wee!

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 10:08 PM

That's it, you've all corrupted him.

My work here is done.



Another

Man

Obviously

Infatuated with a

Succubus from

Planet Venus

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 10:09 PM

Also, just so you know honey, don't be afraid to post in other threads.



They don't bite.

Hard.

Thud 68,497 19
06/01/2006 10:13 PM

I beg to differ. Lots of people here bite, and not in a good way.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 10:17 PM

Goddamn it! Do you have to ruin everything??

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 10:26 PM

I've been very impressed with the words that have been used to decipher my name. Maybe we can make this a contest and the winner will get one of our first releases. Hmmm. Any thoughts?

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 10:27 PM

Whoa there cowboy.... don't pimp me out so soon or I'll put you back in your cage!

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 10:28 PM

But Trae, you know that I bite too.

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/01/2006 10:38 PM

<action> shivers</action>

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/01/2006 10:41 PM

***********ANNOUNCEMENT************



Due to circumstances beyond our control the first release prize for the "What's Trae's Boytoy's Name All About" has been rplaced by a Homer Simpson Chia Pet.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/01/2006 10:41 PM

<action>cues Vlad</action>

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/01/2006 11:00 PM

I want homers chia pet !!!



ARTICULATE

MAN

OBLIVIOUS to the

IMPENDING

SEVERED

PENIS

Thud 68,497 19
06/01/2006 11:21 PM

Amorous

Man's

Orgy

Including

Slut

Puppies

I don't eat sudoku 86,705 14
06/02/2006 12:22 AM

Amaretto

Martini

Ouzo

Inferno 'pepperpot' vodka (tricky!)

Single malt

Pernod.

I don't eat sudoku 86,705 14
06/02/2006 12:23 AM

Teh winnar is me!

Midgets on Parade 96,092 48
06/02/2006 12:41 AM

Apply

More

Ointment

In

Sensitive

Places?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/02/2006 12:47 AM

AThis

MIs

OReally,

IReally

SFrost-ing

PGay

Chance 171,275 14
06/02/2006 06:20 AM

Apples

Milk

Oranges

Ice

Salt

Pepper



What!? I'm making my Frost-ing shopping list..whaddya want from me?

CCCCCCCCC 286,539 61
06/02/2006 09:12 AM

amoisp

reversed

psioma



PiSs In and On My Ass

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/02/2006 09:17 AM

In AND on? kinky.

CCCCCCCCC 286,539 61
06/02/2006 09:19 AM

I'm creative.

Chance 171,275 14
06/02/2006 09:21 AM

You spelled perverted wrong.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
06/02/2006 10:06 AM

And this isn't about me Chickens.





Wait, what?

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/02/2006 10:23 AM

<action> licks Chickens </action>





Hmmmm you taste a little bitter.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/02/2006 10:47 AM

I tell ya, the hits just keep on coming with you folks. Very creative/degenerate minds out there. And I'll bet Chance never suffers from any poop chute anomalies with a shopping list like that.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/02/2006 10:59 AM

A Male Orgasam Is Simple Penetration

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
06/02/2006 11:07 AM

This whole thread sucks.

CCCCCCCCC 286,539 61
06/02/2006 11:09 AM

<action> sticks fingers in ears pretending he can't hear this thread, realizes you can't hear any threads, sticks fingers in eyes </action>



La-la-la-la can't hear you..oh,,...OW! OH GOD I'M BLIND!

Chance 171,275 14
06/02/2006 01:28 PM

Bump for Chickens.



Pssss... Trae is probably having some afternoon delight right now.

amoisp: Cleanup aisle 6, 7 & 8 119 6
06/02/2006 09:38 PM

Thank you for the warm welcome everyone!

Jeprechaun 58,758 13
06/02/2006 10:32 PM

Warm Welcome?!?!? Dammit, I leave Gab for a little while and its reduced to this?!?!?



Eat rotten wallaby scrotum you



Anus-eating

Mongoloid

Octopii-eyed

Indigent

Sodomite

Pervert...









Wow, I think I just described the perfect Gabber.



Oh well, welcome aboard Amoisp!