Bankey 70,843 10
06/02/2006 02:51 PM

GIT OFF THE STAGE YA JERK!

Beater 10,702 8
06/02/2006 03:36 PM

I see it's only you two here in this deep, deep closet. I'll shut the door on my way out.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/02/2006 03:51 PM

Fratberry, Bankey, and closet.





Color me shocked.

A dead horse 176,450 56
06/02/2006 03:53 PM

Fratberry, Bankey, and closet. Color me shocked.



Well, now that I'm here, the family portrait is complete.

Capt. Obvious 86,932 12
06/02/2006 04:21 PM

Sorry I'm late...wha'd I miss?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/02/2006 04:41 PM

It went so well that he has been promoted. There are still mmmmany levels to go, though.

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/03/2006 11:08 AM

It was fun. I didn't kill, but I didn't bomb either. they laughed at the appropriate times. Sometimes harder than others, but there were at least chuckles at every joke. And I got some great feedback from some of the other comics after the show was over. it was cool.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/03/2006 11:37 AM

LIAR!

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/03/2006 11:53 AM

You're right. I didn't even go. I ended up hiding in my basement, crying and peeing myself.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/03/2006 11:54 AM

Well, what's new?

brewtality 9 6
06/03/2006 11:56 AM

Well at least you had the self-control not to shat yourself.

Chit 178,781 15
06/03/2006 11:57 AM

Funny or not, congrats for just having the courage to even get out there.





Will you do it again ?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/03/2006 12:20 PM

Yeah I agree with Chit. Congratulations for even having the balls.

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/03/2006 01:31 PM

yeah, I'm doing it again for sure. I was supposed to do it in NY on Thursday night, but my flight was behind and I had to bail. Probably just as well. My first time in New York (here for the weekend with the family) and I just wanted to hit the streets and see all the hot chicks!

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/03/2006 01:31 PM

PS - thanks.

Captain Dan, Meistersinger 44,452 11
06/03/2006 03:27 PM

Congratulations Lloyd! The police managed to divert my 17 Palestinian bombers before they reached your comedy club.



You win this round.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/03/2006 03:59 PM

SUYS! (show us your set)



Howsabout you post some of your jokes, Lloyd?

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/03/2006 04:58 PM

Frost OFF LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOYD GO PEDAL YOUR Frost-ing COMEDY Frost-ing ROUTINE SOME WHERE Frost-ing ELSE, WHAT IS THIS Frost-ing PLACE FREE Frost-ing PLUG FOR Frost-ing LLLLLLLOYD OR IS IT FUKN ZUG!!!11!!!





























P.s. If I lived in Toronto I'd be there for sure, I love stand up comedy.

PPs. sorry about the above spray.

No hard feelings?????

daisypie 49,378 9
06/03/2006 09:39 PM

Heh, heh, check it out, Lloyd, you've got yourself a heckler!

THESTALKER:looking for love !!! 742 0
06/03/2006 10:14 PM

Thankyou Daisypie at least you understand that the obscene loud mouth in the crowd is just a heckler.





Every good comedian should have one

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/04/2006 12:03 AM

Tonight we went to the Improv in New York. They said that one of the rules was "no shouting out." I have decided that from now on, I work by Improv rules. Stalker, you're banned.

THESTALKER...where is the love????? 742 0
06/04/2006 01:30 AM

But but lllllloyd I really do want to come and see you.

Chit 178,781 15
06/04/2006 01:31 AM

Best slam on a heckler I ever heard was when some guy said something about the comic being a fat ass.



Without hesitation he told him,



"That's cause your mother pays me in tiny little finger sandwiches every time I butt Frost her."



It wasn't that it was all that brilliant, but he rattled it off so Frost-ing fast it was just over as soon as he said it and he was able to go on with his set.

THESTALKER...where is the love????? 742 0
06/04/2006 01:39 AM

This guy is the best in the world for the heckler comeback

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/05/2006 02:49 PM

I put a link to the video on my blog thingy. Watch it if you want. THere is cussin' on there, so don't watch it in front of your boss or kids, or priest.

Don't expect nothin' fancy.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
06/05/2006 03:25 PM

Needs more cowblam.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/05/2006 03:40 PM

Very nice Lloyd. Still watching it but seriously made me laugh out loud at the how you got your name thing.

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/05/2006 03:58 PM

Thanks Slinky.

Fillyrific 39,193 20
06/05/2006 04:06 PM

So, Lloyd. Do you stay aboot the hoose much, or do you prefer to get oot more, eh?

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/05/2006 04:08 PM

I'm fron the East Coast (New Brunswick) so I prefer to be oot and aboot in a boot.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/05/2006 04:27 PM

I wish I lived in Canada so I could have come seen you.* You did great Lloyd!





*Not entirely true. No one wishes they lived in Canada.

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/05/2006 04:32 PM

Thanks underwhere!



I was just in New York, where the NY Parks logo is a maple leaf. Even New Yorkers want to be Canadian. Don't kid yourself.

Fratberry 283,018 53
06/05/2006 04:37 PM

Well done Lloyd. You're like Norm MacDonald but without the word Coleridge every third sentence.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/05/2006 11:15 PM

Way to go, Lloyd, you might have no ass, but your balls are HUGE!





Ch-ch-ch-Chia Kia!

Millie 116,988 28
06/05/2006 11:25 PM

That was funny, Lloyd.

Millie 116,988 28
06/05/2006 11:26 PM

By the way, the only other Lloyd I know is my uncle, who is wicked gay but he was married to my aunt for 30 years.



He's old. You're right.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/05/2006 11:48 PM

Umm, Lloyd? Can't you get medication for that uncontrollable flailing arm thing?

THESTALKER &his friend the pedestrian humorist 742 0
06/06/2006 12:16 AM

LLLLLLL just watched the clip I have to say I really got a good laugh. most amusing, ever thought aboot doing some stand up ????

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/06/2006 09:25 AM

daisypie, it would require taking less medication (aka beer) top control the crazy arm thing.



Stalker, I have never thought of that. Good idea.

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/07/2006 06:27 PM

I might go out again tonight. Obviously, I need to re-work my set to make it tighter and maybe even funny. Help me. What was your favourite and least favourite part? ANyone saying that their favourite was when it was over and their least favourite was the rest of it is disqualified. And anyone commenting on me spelling favourite the proper way, rather than the made-up American way is disqualified.

Millie 116,988 28
06/08/2006 01:37 AM

I liked the part where you said you had no ass and you just had a long back with a hole in it---or whatever it was you said. It was funny.

THESTALKER now with ten fingers & 2 fallopians!! 742 0
06/08/2006 06:18 AM

I liked the birth story, I guess because I am a new dad.



Ooh and I liked the bit about how you don't like Ogden Nashes you are a bit racist.



Ooooh oooh and the bit aboot steak. Funny!!!!111!!!!

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
06/08/2006 06:38 AM

<action>Bitch slaps Lloyd for the Star Trek comment</action>

That was seriously cool.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/08/2006 11:09 AM

STAR TREK was funny, but I thought it was setting up something else which didn't materialize, and so seemed a bit harsh. Long back with a hole at the bottom, and chia kia got my biggest laughs. I thought you should have saved the joke about your wife marrying a guy name Lloyd, 'an older guy, eh?', for the end, which would have brought your set full circle.



Most of all, though:



Lose the crib notes!





...and, you know, that arm flailing thing.

Are you drinking 1% cuz you think you're fat? 14,124 11
06/08/2006 11:17 AM

Arm flailing stand up comedy? Are you Josh Blue from Last comic standing? Cause that guy is hilarious.

Are you drinking 1% cuz you think you're fat? 14,124 11
06/08/2006 11:19 AM

This is his myspace.

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/08/2006 12:01 PM

daisypie, I didn't plan to take the notes onstage, but I'm glad I did. Pretty much everyone does at the open mic nights like that. Even the big-time pros. As far as the flailing arm thing, I will work on it.

Thanks for the feedback.