Jade Is The Anti-Christ (6/6/06) 14,453 11
06/04/2006 09:50 AM

"I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!"

THESTALKER...where is the love????? 742 0
06/04/2006 09:56 AM

Women are like floor tiles, lay them right the first time & you can walk all over them for the rest of your life!!!!!













I did my job!!

Zero248 364 8
06/04/2006 09:56 AM

"Awww, dang. Can you pick up my lighter hun?"

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
06/04/2006 09:58 AM

You gotta keep your pimp hand strong

THESTALKER...where is the love????? 742 0
06/04/2006 10:05 AM

C'mon WOMAN gotta get these sticks home before you reach the transition stage of labour !!!!

Chit 178,781 15
06/04/2006 10:07 AM

Zelda must consume all this sugar cane to equal the amount of energy that Pablo gets from just a mouthful of cocoa leaves.

Chit 178,781 15
06/04/2006 10:10 AM

Peruvian whores are easily spotted by the thatched mattresses they have strapped to their backs.

THESTALKER...where is the love????? 742 0
06/04/2006 10:30 AM

The walk home is a killer, I think I need me a bicycle........

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/04/2006 10:41 AM

Peruvian whores are easily spotted by the thatched mattresses they have strapped to their backs.



Dianada is going to KILL you.

Lager Trout 5 7
06/04/2006 11:01 AM

The introduction of democracy into the post-facist republic of Lvovmel brought about a number of revolutionary changes.



Many were happy for example that concepts of equal rights for the ladies could not only be introduced, but also expanded in so many ways.

GollyJee 520 7
06/04/2006 11:13 AM

I knew I had seen this photo before. It was on the cover of The Mormon Guide To Wife Keeping for Dummies.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/04/2006 11:34 AM

"Bitch, what're you doing with that Frost-ing faggot?"

daisypie 49,378 9
06/04/2006 11:44 AM

Woman: "At least one of these faggots walks on its own"

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/04/2006 12:22 PM

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I won't die from lung cancer!"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
06/04/2006 12:40 PM

Miya-hee

Miya-hoo

Miya-ho

Miya-haha



Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc pirate...

Pokeyhollis 346 8
06/04/2006 01:15 PM

Bitch I told you I'd carry a couple after another seven cigs... calm the Frost down.

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
06/04/2006 01:30 PM

"If I had known *huff* you had this many sticks *puff* up your ass...!"

wishUwere 7 6
06/04/2006 02:55 PM

Rick might have thought twice before marrying Martha, if he'd have known she was such a heavy marijuana smoker.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
06/04/2006 03:00 PM

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Chit 178,781 15
06/04/2006 04:00 PM

Hector realizes that today would not be the day he learned which straw it would be that broke the camel's back.







He would have to get his wife to collect even more straws ...and try again tomorrow.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/04/2006 05:03 PM

"Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped this."

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/04/2006 06:00 PM

Peruvian Fag Hag.

frickindeal 348 8
06/04/2006 06:20 PM

"Who says chivalry is dead?"



Apparently it was this guy.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
06/04/2006 06:22 PM

Liz walks to the clinic to have the big hairy growth remove from here back..

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
06/04/2006 06:23 PM

oops her!

Madmatthew 366 9
06/04/2006 08:14 PM

I think that tribal custom dictates that every stick she doesn't carry home she is beaten with, and that for every cigarette her husband smokes while he's waiting for her fat ass to catch up, he gets to put one out on her neck.

sleepa 12 7
06/04/2006 08:18 PM

Ok, I've picked these up, but I am NOT laying them straight!

Ninja, Robot, Pirate, Snork 45,655 12
06/04/2006 08:28 PM

"Renaissance man"

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/05/2006 12:53 AM

Hey honey. Maybe this organic poultice will dry up that oozing boil on your back.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/05/2006 12:53 AM

I'd leave the ugly b*tch, but she always has the best weed.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/05/2006 12:57 AM

Do you want a drag?

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/05/2006 12:58 AM

Move your ass ho. I'm almost outta smokes.

Chit 178,781 15
06/05/2006 01:15 AM

Who, her ?





Ahh, that's just my tea bag...



It's hot out here. In case a brotha gets all thirsty n-Shakespeare.

Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
06/05/2006 09:22 AM

Why the hell do women follow these stickless wonders???

Potrzebie 1,790 9
06/05/2006 09:29 AM

A Mexican mobile home

(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/05/2006 09:38 AM

Man: "I said bring my FIX"

(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/05/2006 09:49 AM

"....pick one up, 1640 sticks on her back, 1640 sticks on her back 1640 sticks..."



This happens if you don't let your husband drink.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/05/2006 10:23 AM

When he said we were going out for a packet of fags, I thought he was talking about getting more cigarettes!

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/05/2006 10:24 AM

The Second pig built her house of straw, whilst the unknown 4th pig just spent his time smoking and wandering around the countryside

Big Bird 283,018 53
06/05/2006 10:24 AM

Alright. Who stole my GODDAMNED HOUSE???

clem9796 64 7
06/05/2006 10:29 AM

Technological advances in the field of "Pick Up Sticks" has yet to reach the small Peruvian country as seen in this photo.

dead otter 345 8
06/05/2006 01:01 PM

Virgina Slims, you asked for an man's job and now you have it! You've come a long way baby!

Pubah Going Postal 56,805 18
06/05/2006 01:15 PM

"You've come a long way, baby. And didn't drop a single stick."

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/05/2006 01:33 PM

"Honey...I think I'll have another smoke and you know I shouldn't smoke while hauling straw. Wouldja mind?"

Fratberry 283,018 53
06/05/2006 02:14 PM

As Jade approached Willy to bum a smoke she was suddenly overtaken by the infamous tumbleweed of sepulture.

the bean machine 303 7
06/05/2006 02:16 PM

Listen you lazy bitch, I already told you, once we reach the top of this hill, then its my turn!

Fratberry 283,018 53
06/05/2006 02:26 PM

You people are all dead to me.

Fratberry 283,018 53
06/05/2006 02:27 PM

Finally Rhonda was starting to hate Bush.

Le Straw 98,000 37
06/05/2006 02:31 PM

Well, Frat, today is a good day to die.



"If it gets to be too much, I'll burn off some of the load with my cigarette."

Cranky 571 8
06/05/2006 03:10 PM

He-Unclear on the concept of chivalry.



She-Unclear on the concept of building a family nest egg.

Fratberry 283,018 53
06/05/2006 03:34 PM

"Excuse me Mr. Valdez but what exactly happened to your ass?"

Boris 1 6
06/05/2006 10:01 PM

"Easy Livin'"

Piquantrax - Sex A Peel 8,691 9
06/05/2006 10:47 PM

Everything's easier in Marlboro Country

Losty 538 0
06/06/2006 03:54 AM

This is what happens when you buy Shakespeare from ebay.



Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does this look like a tobacco pouch to you.

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/06/2006 06:32 AM

el bump

MickeyNopee 32 6
06/06/2006 06:45 AM

Donkey cloning gone wrong!! and bestiality reaching an all new high.

krazy_kiwi 17 7
06/06/2006 09:45 AM

The south american version of camouflage... trying to look like a tree and hes trying to look like a human.

Tweak 18,881 12
06/06/2006 09:59 AM

And here we see where the original concept of the mobile phone was born. That's right, this it the Mobile Smoke Signal!

Tarx 68 7
06/06/2006 11:42 AM

now if those were coca leaves she would have enough to pay off her health insurance!

sirlaughsalot 2 6
06/06/2006 01:05 PM

JOINT IN HAND IS WORTH 2 IN THE BUSH

trashmem 1 7
06/06/2006 01:07 PM

When I mentioned I needed to get something off my chest I didn't mean.....

dead otter 345 8
06/06/2006 04:28 PM

It will be years before Consuela relizes that even in Argentina, a glass ceiling exists for peasants.

Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
06/06/2006 04:36 PM

Pesro's walk to see the beaver building a dam ended in disappointment.

DeeLaLa 95 8
06/06/2006 09:47 PM

you wanna smoke it, you carry it!

Loopy 6,902 12
06/06/2006 10:23 PM

3 different kinds of fags.

Loopy 6,902 12
06/06/2006 10:23 PM

I didn't read any other posts. So... whatever.

MickeyNopee 32 6
06/07/2006 04:47 AM

World-wide Feminist groups re-enact the "REAL" Jack and Jill story.

jaggeh NOT JAGGY 860 8
06/07/2006 07:18 AM

Come on woman, that house isnt going to thatch itself!

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
06/07/2006 09:23 AM

Damn, did you see the bush on that bitch?!

Tommy III 11 6
06/08/2006 02:24 PM

(guy thinking) and i thought id have to stop making deliveries after the donkey died...

buttilda 12 6
06/08/2006 03:43 PM

"stick it to the man"

steps:

1. collect sticks

2. find man

Trojandoll - Motherboard jinx! 3,467 8
06/09/2006 03:26 PM

"stick it to the man"

steps:

1. collect sticks

2. find man



3. Profi-BLAM!

What's In a Name 21 7
06/09/2006 04:15 PM

Woman: Dear, would you please get your hand out of your pocket and stop playing with your wo.. err.. nevermind.

Stacy420 75 7
06/09/2006 09:33 PM

Last time I saw a bush that big, my friend's mom had just fallen over. o.o;;

spitzete 0 6
06/10/2006 06:37 AM

holly Shakespeare, where did she come from?

X-DEATH 262 9
06/11/2006 03:52 AM

"I thought I told you to trim that thing?"

Dianapop 57,835 109
06/11/2006 01:58 PM

CHIT!!







That was funny. I clicked you.





CHICKENS!!











I didn't click you.

KChiki - Drinker of teh Baby Wines 128,316 98
06/11/2006 05:18 PM

DIANA!!!!!





Hello luv. Did you miss me?

Chit 178,781 15
06/11/2006 05:29 PM

Dianda...





Thank god you knew it wasn't an attack.





Hell, if I wanted to attack you personally I would have said something like, "Frogpop's Whore" or "That Whore Dianda" you know....



And it would have been entirely out of jealousy too.



<wink>

Dianapop 57,835 109
06/11/2006 05:39 PM

Kchiki, I've missed you so. I even sent out a search party and everything! I thought you had forsaken us!!

KChiki - Drinker of teh Baby Wines 128,316 98
06/11/2006 05:41 PM

Nev-ah! I'm back, though it'll be early mornings or evenings for a while.

Strudders 2 6
06/12/2006 08:56 PM

Afghanistan's first attempt at genetic clonin goes horribly wrong when porcupine DNA is mistakenly added to that of peasant woman.

jaggeh NOT JAGGY 860 8
06/13/2006 07:15 AM

When I get you home I am going to beat you with each and every stick. That will teach you to suck off my donkey.

The Masked Wedgie Giver 38 7
06/14/2006 12:12 PM

They're right, cigarrettes to relax you! (I don't feel like i'm carrying anything at all)

The Masked Wedgie Giver 38 7
06/14/2006 12:13 PM

They're right, cigarrettes do relax you! ( I don't feel like i'm carrying anything at all)

Shaggy 3 6
06/15/2006 03:24 PM

"Honey, I wish you'd smoke faster, you've only gotten through 20, and the rest of this heavy grass is gonna take a LONG time."

ADent42 13 6
06/15/2006 04:12 PM

Him: Man I'm a deutschbag!

Her: Yeah, you are.

Sarah (Once daily, by mouth.) 30,601 8
06/15/2006 04:37 PM

Did anyone notice that you can totally see her F.U.P.A in this pic?



Not sure why I noticed...

dead otter 345 8
06/15/2006 05:29 PM

Considering the fact that Juan was only five degrees from Kevin Bacon, less was expected from him.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

This "white chicks acting black" thing is getting out of hand.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Man poses with tree that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.