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A conversation with my 7-year old
A comedy conversation by Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
06/07/2006 09:27 AM 226 views

"Sax is when people kiss all over each other!"



"Who told you that?"



"Josh."



"And he called it 'sax'?"



"Yes."



"He's talking about 'sex'. It's how a man and woman make a baby. What else does he say?"



"I don't know. I don't listen to him that much...Was that picture of naked people you left on the computer when I was 4 and wanted to play Dora the Explorer sex?"

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A conversation with my 7-year old

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Hilarious 12 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472646
Fratberry 283,018 53
06/07/2006 09:53 AM

"Yes, that's the picture daddy uses to kill off all your potential brothers and sisters."

 

Amusing 3 votes 1.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472649
DeeLaLa 95 8
06/07/2006 10:04 AM

I heard it was when "that dad thinks the mums so sexy and they lick each others bums and go oh oh oh, like you did when we were hiding in the cupboard."

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472664
the bean machine 303 7
06/07/2006 10:41 AM

Dora the Explorer sex



Yes please.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472678
Chit 178,781 15
06/07/2006 10:50 AM

When Josh and his friends get to be about 12 years old, I'm betting there is going to be an unusually large number of them that all want to play woodwind instruments.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472818
Ninja, Robot, Pirate, Snork 45,655 12
06/07/2006 01:56 PM

Clinton's hobby suddenly makes sense.

 

Chuckleworthy 6 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472822
Chance- Now with 4 xanax in her bloodstream 171,275 14
06/07/2006 01:59 PM

Gork- You tell alot of stories about how you have Frosted up your children. They are barely out of diapers!



I applaud you sir.

 

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Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
06/07/2006 02:56 PM

Will I be that much more Bob Johnson to you if I remind you that I have only 1 child afflicted with me as a father?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472871
Chance- Now with 4 xanax in her bloodstream 171,275 14
06/07/2006 03:02 PM

Oh I guess this is a good time to tell you that you fathered my child. You should hear the Frosted up things I tell him about you for not being here.



Oh and youre about 5 years late on payments. Pay up mother-Frosterandleaveher.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472928
Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
06/07/2006 04:25 PM

Will you blow me weekly after we wed?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472934
S. C. Bikini 62,262 18
06/07/2006 04:35 PM

As I've mentioned many a time, I used to work at a summer theatre school. The school was located on the upper floors of an old building with some old verandas and things that were never used anymore. These places were favourite areas for the cities pigeons to gather on. The windows that looked down on the pigeons were favourites of the children, who loved to watch the pigeons congretating below.



While waiting for classes to start one morning, a couple of the kids were engaging in the activity of pigeon watching. One of them, probably about nine years old, suddenly cries out "Hey! Look at those two! They're hugging!"



Of course, they weren't strictly hugging, and none of the children understood why suddenly we needed them to sit on the side of the room far away from the windows.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1472935
the bean machine 303 7
06/07/2006 04:37 PM

Nothing touches my heart more than a story of kids and dirty pigeon sex.......ahhhhh

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1473039
Jolly Good 99 6
06/07/2006 06:12 PM

Nothing touches my heart more than a story of kids and dirty pigeon sex.......ahhhhh



Heart?