the bean machine 303 7
06/07/2006 02:38 PM

Hell yeah, you did the right thing....I got one guy in my office who walks around everyday with a booger hanging out his nose, and everyday I tell him " yo, dude, you got a boogie"



You had to do, what you had to do!!!

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/07/2006 02:41 PM

Y'all should hook up.

GollyJee 520 7
06/07/2006 02:44 PM

All sex isn't good sex...especially if you feel the insatiable craving to wash in scalding water afterward...

Ditdah 123,110 14
06/07/2006 02:51 PM

I was sitting here at my desk humming the tune that was in my head. My co-worker just asked me "What's that song?" Until then I hadn't thought about what it was.



I realized it's the "Fingerbang" song from South Park.

Beater 10,702 8
06/07/2006 02:52 PM

I realized it's the "Fingerbang" song from South Park.



</irony>

Ninja, Robot, Pirate, Snork 45,655 12
06/07/2006 03:05 PM

We had a kid with serious BO problems in middle school. Not only did he smell really bad, bad enough that his essence d'underarm remained like a toxic, wafting cloud minutes after his passing, he also looked like a lot like this.



The taunting was, of course, merciless, and it was not uncommon to see the kid in tears - he was really defensive and sensitive.



His mom died from cancer or something when he was little.



People suck.

Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
06/07/2006 03:08 PM

I think you did the right thing.



You'll be able to sue your employer for lax security and a poorly enforced personal hygiene policy when she comes back with a gun and starts shooting people.

S. C. Bikini 62,262 18
06/07/2006 03:13 PM

I work at Tim Hortons (laugh all you will, but it's money while I'm between a real job and university) and there is a girl at my work, probably about seventeen years old, who clearly does not wear deoderant, and I'm really not too sure about the frequency of her showering either.



Fortunately, I've only had to work with her on one five hour shirt, and she's getting fired sometime this week (her first non-training week) because of the smell, and some other concerns, mostly because she was caught sitting in the fridge out back, eating the chicken salad mix straight out of the bag with her bare hands.



Which she does not wash when she comes out of the bathroom.



So, so gross.

Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
06/07/2006 04:22 PM

Sounds like Pubah's soul mate.

Scorpion 4,080 9
06/07/2006 04:37 PM

Which Tim's do you work at?

Chit 178,781 15
06/07/2006 04:51 PM

comes back with a gun and starts shooting people.





I think I would have a few pens, pencils, and snickers bars, awaiting her return if I were you.









* Ka-Boom * Ka-Boom * "Thanks for the candy" * Ka-Boom * Ka-Boom *



--Dane Cook

S. C. Bikini 62,262 18
06/07/2006 04:54 PM

Which Tim's do you work at?



The one with the drive-through in Bible Hill. I don't think you'd be familiar with it.



Although I just got a call with an offer for a better job. I am so out of there. I no longer have time for Tim Hortons.



Which is almost funny, if you are familiar with the Tims commercials.

Scorpion 4,080 9
06/07/2006 06:48 PM

you are correct.

Pumpkin Noggin (now with more squash) 56,642 8
06/08/2006 12:59 PM

he also looked like a lot like this.



All blue with funky yellow antlers? No WONDER people made fun of him!

Crypto- A master in the ancient art of N00b 800 7
06/08/2006 02:00 PM

I made a fellow employee leave once.



I had him clean out a floor buffing maching with a toothbrush for no reason. I also filled it with loaves of bread.



My only assumption when he didn't show up the next day, is that he was on a low carb diet.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/08/2006 02:13 PM

gollygee, how did you know her feet were hurting?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/08/2006 03:44 PM

We need some follow up, GG.



And let's hope it's ogrish-type stuff.

GollyJee 520 7
06/08/2006 11:09 PM

Update:



Ok, so she crawled back in today, and Lord help us, she had scrubbed up and even brushed her hair - or popped on a decent looking wig - in any case she was spiffy! I don't know why, but I just started laughing...she's so pathetic, but at least she took a hint and tried to do something about it. I think she even went to the new section of the Goodwill instead of getting her usual crap with the permanently stained armpits and gray ring-around-the-collar.



I wasn't buying it though! I thought it was a ploy to distract me from her festering dogs so I did a little sniff test as she crept passed my desk...didn't detect not even a whiff of stale cornchips and bowel movement like usual, so this things for real. I feel like I should get her a thank you card or something. Anyway, the more appropriate action is to put a tip jar on my desk so the gerbils can show proper gratitude.

THESTALKER the nOOb that posteth too much. 742 0
06/08/2006 11:34 PM

I feel like I should get her a thank you card or something. Anyway, the more appropriate action is to put a tip jar on my desk so the gerbils can show proper gratitude.



Now tape a piece of real stanky cheese under her desk.

GollyJee 520 7
06/08/2006 11:53 PM

Naw, I think I'll crack on the hair tomorrow - her wig looks kinda nappy. By the time I'm done with this wildebeast she'll be a prize winning heifer.