pendy 987 8
06/08/2006 12:59 AM

You are the biggest glutton for punishment I have ever seen.

Filly Minion 39,193 20
06/08/2006 01:02 AM

If you have to ask, you're still a noob. Go away. Lurk.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
06/08/2006 01:03 AM

<action>doesn't bother sporking</action>

Montecore 533 8
06/08/2006 01:06 AM

Well I've been posting on Zug for 2 weeks now and nobody knows who the Frost I am. So I guess it takes time. Just try and be as funny as possible in the mean time.

Thud 68,497 19
06/08/2006 01:06 AM

First hint - work on spelling and grammar. Some people here can be mildly abusive regarding problems in those areas.



Second hint - wait six months to a year before starting a thread.

Thud 68,497 19
06/08/2006 01:07 AM

Oh, about the second hint...never mind.

zombiecowboy 7 6
06/08/2006 01:09 AM

OK, thanks for the advice.

pendy 987 8
06/08/2006 01:10 AM

I have a tip:





Don't bother logging in anymore.

newwave 45,912 10
06/08/2006 01:12 AM

I have a tip:



Q

Captain Dan, Meistersinger 44,452 11
06/08/2006 01:15 AM

I'm reminded of the old Biblical proverb.



"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a noob to enter the kingdom of Gab."





I think that's how it goes... I may have misquoted. Anyway, the point is, your self-worth won't have any problem fitting through the needle eye if you keep starting threads like this.

zombiecowboy 7 6
06/08/2006 01:21 AM

Why are you guys being gay for? I'm not like most of those other annoying noob's. I guarentee you I am funnier than anyone else who has posted on this thread. Just give me a chance.

pendy 987 8
06/08/2006 01:22 AM

No.

Chit 178,781 15
06/08/2006 01:22 AM

There is one other way you know...















Got Tits ?

Montecore 533 8
06/08/2006 01:24 AM

I just gave your last post a five orb rating, because I assume it was a joke.

pendy 987 8
06/08/2006 01:26 AM

Thanks for the update Montie.

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/08/2006 01:26 AM

Dear Zombie,

If you make all your posts in letter form to me and me only, nobody will ever haze you or treat you like a n00b.



You're really lucky that I happened to see this thread.



Love ya,

Lupience

zombiecowboy 7 6
06/08/2006 01:26 AM

Well I'm tired. I'll talk to you all tommorow when hopefully your not all acting like complete tards.

Ninja, Robot, Pirate, Snork 45,655 12
06/08/2006 01:34 AM

And may the ghosts of a thousand goatses trouble your dreams.

THESTALKER now with ten fingers & 2 fallopians!! 742 0
06/08/2006 01:39 AM

Dear Zombie,

If you make all your posts in letter form to me and me only, nobody will ever haze you or treat you like a n00b.



You're really lucky that I happened to see this thread.



Love ya,

Lupience





Wow Lupience thats gracious of you, would you do that for me ????

bored chick 12 6
06/08/2006 01:42 AM

dear zombie,

you deserve everything you get.

Ninja, Robot, Pirate, Snork 45,655 12
06/08/2006 01:44 AM

Dear THESTALKER,



Your "?" key is stuck.



Don't bother responding,

Snork.

pendy 987 8
06/08/2006 01:48 AM

I think THESTALKER's capslock key is messed up too.

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/08/2006 01:49 AM

No.



Unless you send me money, and convince Zombie that what I post is nothing whatsoever retarded.



Unless I choose it to be so.

Captain Dan, Meistersinger 44,452 11
06/08/2006 01:53 AM

Oh, and by the way?

zombiecowboy

Click to Rate

6/08/2006 12:56 am[VeWrcbL4XCQoreDpJgM58Q]



I just wanted to say this is a really funny site, and how many post do I have to do untill I am no longer consitered a noob?





Montecore

Click to Rate

6/08/2006 1:06 am[VeWrcbL4XCQoreDpJgM58Q]



Well I've been posting on Zug for 2 weeks now and nobody knows who the Frost I am. So I guess it takes time. Just try and be as funny as possible in the mean time.

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/08/2006 01:56 AM

Shhh- Captain Dan!

I was controlling this whole situation. Way to Frost it up!





Geeze.

zombiecowboy 7 6
06/08/2006 02:08 AM

Damn, you caught on to me. I was growing bored of my insanly funny posts going un-noticed because I was a noob. So I decided to have some fun. I thought to myself "How quickly I could get banned from this site?" (under a diffrent alias.) But I didn't count on getting caught. So now I must leave this site, in total shame. Farewell all.

THESTALKER now with ten fingers & 2 fallopians!! 742 0
06/08/2006 02:17 AM

Damn, you caught on to me. I was growing bored of my insanly funny posts going un-noticed because I was a noob. So I decided to have some fun. I thought to myself "How quickly I could get banned from this site?" (under a diffrent alias.) But I didn't count on getting caught. So now I must leave this site, in total shame. Farewell all.







Now you'll never have their trust.

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/08/2006 02:24 AM

What the Frost did I tell you about formatting all your posts in letter form addressed to me?



You are proving to be a worthless disobedient twatwaffle.



Kill yourself, kill yourself now.

Montecore 533 8
06/08/2006 02:29 AM

Actually, before I leave this site once and for all. I want to know how you guys knew I was posting from the same computer?

Yorkie Thompson jams a bastard in it. 60,724 12
06/08/2006 02:31 AM

For every month after three that you're here and posting, you are assigned a magical IP fairy.



Except Jilly. She doesn't get one.

Millie 116,988 28
06/08/2006 02:32 AM

If you are too dumb to figure it out, then you don't deserve to know. I'm a computer idiot and I know how to do it.



Sorry to see you go, because your name reminded me of that lovely tiger who got sick of his job and decided to do something about it.



I don't think you will be banned, but I could be wrong. Whatever.

Yorkie Thompson jams a bastard in it. 60,724 12
06/08/2006 02:36 AM

Hi Millie!

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/08/2006 02:36 AM

I just fully clicked SD and Millie, because even I know the answer.



This should all make sense.

Yorkie Thompson jams a bastard in it. 60,724 12
06/08/2006 02:37 AM

Wait...so it isn't a magical IP fairy?



Then what the hell is this thing that's been buzzing around my head for the past nine months?

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/08/2006 02:38 AM

A giant mosquito.

Montecore 533 8
06/08/2006 02:43 AM

OK look I'm not a computer nerd like you guys are. Just tell me what you did and I'll be gone forever.

And by the way, I did name myself after that tiger who mauled Roy. I also named my cat after him.

Yorkie Thompson jams a bastard in it. 60,724 12
06/08/2006 02:46 AM

I'm seriously not kidding.



I don't know how John does it, but he does.

THESTALKER now with ten fingers & 2 fallopians!! 742 0
06/08/2006 02:58 AM

I just wanted to say this is a really funny site, and how many post do I have to do untill I am no longer consitered a noob?



You are answering your own questions. You're not ready to gab.

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
06/08/2006 03:21 AM

just wanted to say this is a really funny site, and how many post do I have to do untill I am no longer consitered a noob?



You are answering your own questions. You're not ready to gab.





Why is this guy answering this guy's questions?

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/08/2006 03:30 AM

Montecore- I was on my way to not hating you until you posted that Shakespeare about the tiger and Roy.



This will be hard to amend- so I think you should try stabbing yourself in the neck with a fast moving rusty ship.

zombiecowboy 7 6
06/08/2006 03:52 AM

OK, Frost this I cant get a straight answer at of you Carrolls. I'm out of here. I'm leaving out of shame. So goodbye to you all.

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
06/08/2006 05:06 AM

Once I have made sweet love to your rectum you are no longer a noob.

THESTALKER now with ten fingers & 2 fallopians!! 742 0
06/08/2006 05:23 AM

Why is this guy answering this guy's questions?



Because I am a big fat old Homo with a very strong mothering instict



I dunno just trying to help the little Zombie oot.



Because I like to critisize



Because I'm a nOOb!

jaggeh NOT JAGGY 860 8
06/08/2006 06:35 AM

It's easy



Step 1. Find a random old school gabber and latch onto them with a vehemence. Insult them at any given oppertunity and mock their belief's.



Step 2. Make plenty of speleling mistakes on purpze. It really annoys the grammer nazi's



Step 3. When not dealingwith the trolls, flamers, nazi's, schills and other low lifes this website attracts, try to post in a coherent and sometimes humerous manner.



If you found this message helpfull send $5 to my paypal Jaggeh@gmail.com.

The Piglet 374 7
06/08/2006 08:05 AM

I'm not like most of those other annoying noob's.



You're nowhere near as funny as JK2K (was).

Ditdah 123,110 14
06/08/2006 08:17 AM

My first post.



I had mastered the art of the action tag before I posted, hoping no one would notice me and eat me for breakfast.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/08/2006 09:06 AM

and how many post do I have to do untill I am no longer consitered a noob?



I'll let you know when I find out.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/08/2006 09:12 AM

Jilly, you are like the neighborhood retarded kid that the other kids pick on, but invite to hang out anyway.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/08/2006 09:16 AM

but invite to hang out anyway.



Hey at least I get invited.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
06/08/2006 09:18 AM

If any male Noobs wants to post nasty pictures of themselves consider yourself under my protection.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
06/08/2006 09:19 AM

Oh hell why be a bigot - that goes for the girls too.

Beater 10,702 8
06/08/2006 10:22 AM

Hey Trix, is that why I'm no longer hazed?

Beater 10,702 8
06/08/2006 10:24 AM

Jilly, you are like the neighborhood retarded kid that the other kids pick on, but invite to hang out anyway.



Dude, Turtle dude guy, when we were like 14, we totally gave this retarded chick that is like totally exactly like the one you described up there^^^ a handful of change to suck us off. </omg,is he joking, is he joking?>

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/08/2006 10:25 AM

Beater!!!

Beater 10,702 8
06/08/2006 10:27 AM

I thought it would be obvious by the way that I typed that in a different way than all of my other posts would make it obvious that I was kidding.

</omg, is he just trying to throw us off? omg!>

turtle10 42,578 26
06/08/2006 10:51 AM

Dude, Turtle dude guy, when we were ....blah blah blah



DO I know you? Then don't talk to me

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/08/2006 07:01 PM

Some of the neighborhood kids and I got the retarded asian girl who lived down the block to eat worms and cicadas. What a chinktard.

SAVIORA, Lord of the Knives 4,599 8
06/08/2006 07:28 PM

RUN!

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/08/2006 07:36 PM

chinktard



bwahahahahaaa!