turtle10 42,578 26
06/08/2006 01:52 PM

Good job on making a human, Congrats

Fratberry 283,018 53
06/08/2006 01:53 PM

Way to take one for the team. Oh yeah, and did you staple the bow to her forehead? Because that'd be cool.

Ditdah 123,110 14
06/08/2006 01:57 PM

Way to go, SB! You breeders gotta keep up so us lezzies don't get foced to have sex with boys.







Seriously, congrats!

Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
06/08/2006 02:02 PM

Congrats!





You should post breast-feeding pics so we can tell you if its being done right.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
06/08/2006 02:03 PM

Awwww, such a cute baby! Congratulations.

UnderWhere? - I'm touching myself right now 101,398 77
06/08/2006 02:10 PM

Congrats in succeeding where I have failed.



Your baby is beautiful. $20

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/08/2006 02:11 PM

Happy Birthday, SB!

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
06/08/2006 02:11 PM

Congrats SB!! You got lucky, my mom was in labor with me for 40 hours.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/08/2006 02:14 PM

Awwww, such a cute baby! Congratulations.



You're kidding, right? It looks like a hairless deformed rat.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/08/2006 02:15 PM

And whats with the bow? Just get her back from the dog groomer?

Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
06/08/2006 02:19 PM

And whats with the bow? Just get her back from the dog groomer?



Serisously, was it necessary to paste a pink bow to her head? The sign that said "I'm a girl!" wasn't enough?



(Congratulations)

Chance- This IS a Toy! 171,275 14
06/08/2006 02:20 PM

No freaking way! Congrats!

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/08/2006 02:22 PM

With overpopulation, dwindling resources, and the world in a sorry state, I think it's great that you bring a child into this world, it's just what we needed. Congrats.

Chance- This IS a Toy! 171,275 14
06/08/2006 02:23 PM

Oh and SB, you have just posted alot of personal information about yourself over the internet. Please lock your doors and learn Ninjitsu. The internet has crazies watching.

Crackalaxative 68,758 11
06/08/2006 02:23 PM

Congrats! Good luck with the saggy boobs and stretchmarks and all!

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
06/08/2006 02:38 PM

<action>paints up a protest sign and starts marching around chanting</action>SAVE THE JOKES!

Nachos - Cynic 57,521 23
06/08/2006 02:47 PM

It's a bad sign when the baby has more hair than the father.

Pumpkin Noggin (now with more squash) 56,642 8
06/08/2006 02:48 PM

And whats with the bow?



hiding the number

Pumpkin Noggin (now with more squash) 56,642 8
06/08/2006 02:48 PM

And whats with the bow?



hiding the vin number

Nachos - Cynic 57,521 23
06/08/2006 02:49 PM

Oh, and congratulations on the birth. Under the N.W.O (Nachos' World Order) you have now reached your birthing limit.



Any more and we have to solve things on a first-in, first-out basis.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/08/2006 02:57 PM

is daddy wearing a john mayer shirt?

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/08/2006 03:00 PM

because this just doesn't make sense. he just fathered a child. how can he be gay?

Beater 10,702 8
06/08/2006 03:00 PM

is daddy wearing a john mayer shirt?



I think this should read:

"Does daddy spend long weekends in Baton Rouge, LA?"



</fag>

Beater 10,702 8
06/08/2006 03:01 PM

High Five HBE!

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/08/2006 03:02 PM

uh, no.

Beater 10,702 8
06/08/2006 03:06 PM

<action>is crying, and misses Trixxie</action>



I don't care, I hate you anyway, and only wanted to high five you to higher your self esteem like they do with the retards in the big brother/ big sister organization.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/08/2006 03:07 PM

beater, i don't think "higher" is a verb. at least not spelled that way.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/08/2006 03:21 PM

Sweet britches you have mail.

...or you should shortly.

Ollie Ollie Go Go Pop 203,475 12
06/08/2006 03:29 PM

Nice humping.

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/08/2006 03:33 PM

Congrats! Don't tell your hubby who the real daddy is.

SweetBritches...The Final Countdown 3,351 8
06/08/2006 03:37 PM

Awwe, Shakespeare. Jilly has my email address? *sigh*



Chickens, way to go. I already spent 30 seconds taking the red OUT of her eyes....*double sigh*

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/08/2006 03:37 PM

I bet removing those horns took longer.

Jesus Christ! It's cs! 15,189 12
06/08/2006 03:50 PM

Awwww. Congrats!

Phla Hoi is Clam Salad. Gross. 131,068 34
06/08/2006 04:02 PM

<action>saves the jokes, feeds them to the whales, and throws her stapler on the ground</action>

Just how far gone am I when I think the *exact* same thing as Fratberry?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
06/08/2006 04:44 PM

so us lezzies don't get foced...



I wish I had something clever to say about that.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
06/08/2006 04:46 PM

Oh, yeah, congratulations on the baybooch.

SHP - Are you ready to wok? 181,795 70
06/08/2006 09:27 PM

You're about to have a long run of sleepless nights, poop, and puke.

Enjoy it sweetie, they start talking at age 2, and it's all downhill from there.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/08/2006 10:08 PM

WINSTON CHURCHILL LIVES!!1

daisypie 49,378 9
06/08/2006 10:08 PM

...and, congratulations!

THESTALKER now with ten fingers & 2 fallopians!! 742 0
06/08/2006 10:22 PM

SB congratulations from a fresh green behind the ears daddy.

Isn't the most earth shattering (ging streching)experience ever?



Are you sure he is really the father. he just seems to have such a pionty head.

Millie 116,988 28
06/09/2006 01:25 AM

Congratulations on having a beautiful, healthy girl.