The Kingdom of ZUG
A comedy conversation
by (un)Lucky Luke  695  9
06/09/2006 05:31 AM 262 views
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Once, in a far of country lived a bunch of gallant knights. They used to get together and sit around a big round GABle. These knights were known as the "knights of the round orb". They offered orbs and baked ham to the god of humour, ZUG..
These were very brave and dutiful knights whom would often put their lives on the line to protect the honour of ZUG by battling the minions of the n00bdom called n00bs. They lived a life of constant danger and had to keep caution of the great wizard of n00b called "Big Orb Slaying Sam" or Boss. One of their mightiest weapons against this hideous BOSS was their trusty "AltTab" ; a mighty cloaking device that would make them disappear into the "Waters Of Raging Kacophony" or WORK.
The knights each had a special power like: Pointing out N00bs that impersonate themselves, Being able to refill their Beer using a server, Remembering what had happened two posts ago and using that to "deOrb" knight impersonating n00bs. Many of the Knights could, just by speaking a word cause a thunder of laughter witch would drown unsuspecting n00bs and wash them out of the ZUGdom.
The leader of the knights was a bit of a loner, he was called Jhargrave and spend his time battling "unhumour" in far-off "realworld" where he even had to impersonate n00b-kings or used "real-worldly" objects like a PH-one or phone to extract the humour out of n00b-run organisations and n00b-leaders.
Still today the war between the hero-knights-of-the-orb and the N00bs continue and sometimes new knights emerge as fighters or wizards of humour and battle the dark forces of the N00bdom.
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Funny
10 votes
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Amusing
1 votes
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(un)Lucky Luke 695  9
06/09/2006 05:44 AM
Neep... as in neep-neep - The little annoying road runner?
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 05:45 AM
Sorry Neep, that was more than 5 words again....
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Amusing
1 votes
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/09/2006 05:51 AM
I liked it.
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Amusing
1 votes
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THESTALKER now with ten fingers & 2 fallopians!! 742 0
06/09/2006 05:58 AM
Oh actually I doesn't have any references to the missing 1/3. So why do you like it again? It doesn't seem to panda to your EGO in any way either !
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/09/2006 05:59 AM
Does it suck when you come here and try to be funny but no one orbs you?
You suck more and more each and every time you hit the refresh button.
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Amusing
1 votes
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 06:01 AM
....sometimes two knights will get into a duel and fight for their honour. Unfortunately sometimes limbs were lost in the heat of the sparring contest.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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THESTALKER now with ten fingers & 2 fallopians!! 742 0
06/09/2006 06:06 AM
Dearest (un)lucky & MrSlinky.
How often do you two get together for your ten day Dungeon's & Dragons tournaments?
I would love to attend.
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Funny
5 votes
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 06:08 AM
You could gladly attend, but we've got rules about dogs in the house.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/09/2006 06:08 AM
You DO realize you're insulting people who are funnier and more popular than you, right?
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/09/2006 06:09 AM
Not you.
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Funny
5 votes
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/09/2006 06:13 AM
Yeah, not happening anytime soon. Come back when God doesn't hate you.
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Funny
2 votes
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/09/2006 07:57 AM
I thought it was pretty good. A little polishing may have helped but overall it was cute.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 08:01 AM
And so in the land of ZUG the knights of the "O" continued fighting n00bs, sometimes slinging mud, and sometimes more personal items.
The N00bs wanted to take over and prevent any funny at all means, and even sometimes turned a knight to the dark side..... Lets hope our brave knights continue their fight slaying the N00bs and dark knights and crapping on their boots.
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Funny
4 votes
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Crypto- A master in the ancient art of N00b 800 7
06/09/2006 08:07 AM
Good work, but anytime I hear a man, or something a man does described as "cute", I feel a mandatory "point and laugh" is in order. So here you go....
**points**
Ha ha!
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Funny
6 votes
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/09/2006 08:31 AM
And so in the land of ZUG the knights of the "O" continued fighting n00bs
The Knights of the Goatse? I thought they all drowned in the Sea of the Tubgirl.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/09/2006 08:31 AM
And so in the land of ZUG the knights of the "O" continued fighting n00bs, sometimes slinging mud, and sometimes more personal items.
The N00bs wanted to take over and prevent any funny at all means, and even sometimes turned a
blah blah blah....
WHAT THE Frost ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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Amusing
1 votes
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 08:34 AM
Dude..I've been smokeeen some goood stuf.
......... ......EXHALE..phew
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Amusing
3 votes
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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/09/2006 08:35 AM
Dude..I've been smokeeen some goood stuf. crack.
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.4
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/09/2006 08:36 AM
Here, have an F. You can add it to your stuf.
I removed it from my UCK YOU! so it's pretty loud.
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 08:41 AM
..Mrs.JM, the lady of the castle was kidnapped by some "unfunny magic" and was lost to the dark side..... Would there be a resque attempt by the knights or would she fight the n00b and free herself...
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Amusing
3 votes
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 08:43 AM
I was just looking or that reaking F. I thought I'd lost it or ever.
inaly I got my ucking F back. I am Free.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/09/2006 08:44 AM
Luke why do you have white orbs and everyone else has yellow ones? How'd you do that?
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Amusing
2 votes
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 08:45 AM
Magic
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Funny
6 votes
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/09/2006 08:46 AM
He just has better control over his bladder than the rest of us.
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High Priestess, Now with real Maple Flava! 58,948 29
06/09/2006 08:51 AM
This story sucked. I liked the Saga of Mufftaur much better. Way funnier and kissed much more ass.
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 08:51 AM
Bad french accent: That iis iit I've been - howdo you say - maid by zse crypto. I em sze fgrench ageent...
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 08:55 AM
Priestess - I'l name you personally in the next "bum_snoggen_story" about GAB.. I'm thinking Galaxy rangers blasting cling-ons to kingdom-come. Or has that been done already?
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 08:56 AM
PS. I've got enough yellow spots on my bathroom floor , thank you.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/09/2006 08:57 AM
Ok, NOW you're trying too hard.
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Funny
6 votes
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Chance- This IS a Toy! 171,275 14
06/09/2006 09:01 AM
I thought it was neat. Bravo to you sir!
Just a little hint: Next time throw some popular gabbers names into the story. We have big egos and love it when no0bs mention us.
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Funny
4 votes
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/09/2006 09:05 AM
Chance,
You're hot.
-Max
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Funny
2 votes
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All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
06/09/2006 09:06 AM
I'm going with C+ for content but A for ambition, originality and refreshing way to introduce yourself, suck up to the older posters, and not be annoying for an overall B+.
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Funny
4 votes
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 09:07 AM
"Chance - Protector of the weak and ruler of the GAB-kings "
Now that sounds like a real story..
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Crackalaxative 68,758 11
06/09/2006 09:42 AM
Sounds like a gay porno
You should read Mufftaur. CG revealed a lot of things about himself that day.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/09/2006 10:08 AM
To the Knights and N00bs, the dicks and the boobs, I bid all farewell for the week-end...
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Chance- This IS a Toy! 171,275 14
06/09/2006 10:17 AM
CG revealed a lot of things about himself that day.
Actually DM revealed alot of things about CG that day.
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Midgets with widgets 96,092 48
06/09/2006 10:45 AM
If this was supposed to be the bed-time story I asked for last night you're too late.
Come back tonite about 1:30.
Thankyouhaveagoodday.
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Funny
2 votes
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All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
06/09/2006 11:58 AM
For real? Shakespeare I drowned two last week. Bitches tried to read my beads.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Beater 10,702 8
06/09/2006 12:03 PM
Trixxie, when you Frosted the doorknob, was it a round one like your icon, or one of those long ones?
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Crackalaxative 68,758 11
06/09/2006 12:04 PM
Bi-curiosity killed the Beater.
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Beater 10,702 8
06/09/2006 04:17 PM
Bi-curiosity killed the Beater.
No, but it did in fact make me stronger.
In the rectal region.
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SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
06/09/2006 05:20 PM
...n00ba-n00ba yay, n00ba-n00ba yay, n00ba-n00ba-n00ba yay...
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