Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/22/2006 10:27 AM

Is that real leather?

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/22/2006 10:30 AM

"I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!"

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/22/2006 10:32 AM

Only a super-villain wears that many detonator-rings.

Pumpkin Noggin (Cucurbita Calvus) 56,642 8
06/22/2006 10:46 AM

Tonight on E!, another celeb plastic surgery nightmare.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/22/2006 10:50 AM

I hear Bob is piloting that spaceship on the right.

Fratberry 283,018 53
06/22/2006 11:20 AM

I hope I look that good when I'm 98.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/22/2006 11:37 AM

"It's a nice day for a, white wedingggggg.

It's a nice day to... dermabrasionnnnnnn--

oowahoh!!!"

Bankey 70,843 10
06/22/2006 11:44 AM

You should see the hot girl from that video now

Pumpkin Noggin (Cucurbita Calvus) 56,642 8
06/22/2006 11:45 AM

As a young lad, little Billy's Mum always told him "If you keep making faces one day your face will get stuck that way". Little did he know how right she was.

the bean machine taking the border by storm 303 7
06/22/2006 03:23 PM

CG hasn't aged well.

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
06/22/2006 03:29 PM

Wow, he even holds a microphone and has stage lighting in his bathroom!

Southside Matty 192 8
06/22/2006 05:20 PM

That Leprechaun from those cheesy 80's B movies really let himself go.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
06/22/2006 06:17 PM

"With a face like this, it's no wonder I'm dancing with myself."

b-to-the-izzle 1,386 7
06/22/2006 08:43 PM

Only a super-villain wears that many detonator-rings.



Doesn't it go "one ring to rule them all."







Shakespeare. Have to find a few hobbits!







What part of the world is that? Asia? Good thinking bro'!

Humphrey – Son of Belmont and Maud 51,764 12
06/22/2006 08:53 PM

Never fall asleep on a wire grate.

Thud 68,497 19
06/22/2006 09:00 PM

"I wnated to get a tan, so I bought tanning solution..."

Chit 178,781 15
06/22/2006 09:08 PM

Funny Billy Idol story.



After a near fatal motorcycle crash, battles with drugs, and after his career was well in the toilet, Billy tried to come clean on all the womanizing and hard living, and live in the same house faithfully with his new baby's Mama.



One day it was all getting to be too much for him so he went in the house and made arrangements to meed another woman on his cell phone while hiding out in the baby's room.



When he got back out by the pool, he couldn't imagine why his girlfriend's mood had suddenly changed while he was inside sneaking a call to some other chick.



After all, how could she have known what he was up to ?







Try the Frost-ing baby monitor that they had next to the baby's crib that was broadcasting his every word out to his girlfriend out by the pool...Oops !

DeeLaLa 95 8
06/22/2006 09:14 PM

Doesn't it go "one ring to rule them all."



Was anyone else arroused by this sentence?

b-to-the-izzle 1,386 7
06/22/2006 10:05 PM

only if they where eating a ham sandwich. ick!

Zero248 364 8
06/22/2006 11:52 PM

Freddy Kruger sings all your favourites in this one classic album...

Zero248 364 8
06/23/2006 06:24 AM

Ingesting his second microphone for the night, Billy felt the distinct pleasure of rectal expansion as the first passed through his colon.

dead otter 345 8
06/23/2006 11:35 AM

Is Billy Idol doing Iron Maiden covers now or just dressing up like Eddie?

Pumpkin Noggin (Cucurbita Calvus) 56,642 8
06/23/2006 12:02 PM

<pats Pram on the back </action>



And we're all proud of you for finally comming to that conclusion all on your own.



Here's a cookie.

Pumpkin Noggin (Cucurbita Calvus) 56,642 8
06/23/2006 12:02 PM

damn, either action tag's busted again ,or I too suck like a Hoover.

Hey Fred 37 7
06/23/2006 01:58 PM

Aaaaannnnnd tonight ladies and gen-tul-meeeeen, in the ring we have sumo wres-luh, Fatty Fat Fats taking on Chubby Chub chubs, but first they will read...the WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS....YEA...I bet itsa, white wedding, yah...hey litt-al sistah who's yo sumo-man...and remember people you can still buy allllLLLL my greatest hits...available at TRUCK STOPS EVERYWHERE...

<sobbing to self...why does botox have to be sooooo expensive?!>

mrlukeplease 60 7
06/23/2006 02:11 PM

"Super Poli-Grip...hot-cha!"

UncleFricker 348 8
06/23/2006 05:00 PM

Sure, the hairplugs helped a bit, but Michael Ironside has really let himself go since Scanners.

RicaB 54 8
06/23/2006 07:14 PM

They're always after me Lucky Charms!

Medusa has hair problems 538 0
06/23/2006 08:17 PM

Flesh For Fantasy

Medusa has hair problems 538 0
06/23/2006 08:29 PM

Flesh or Fantasy (song lyrics)



There's a change in my face.

Of fantasy and distaste

Do you like good looks?

Do you like to watch? Oh yeah.

Hangin' out for a body shop at night

Ain't it strange what we do to feel alright? Oh yeah.

So when will you call me pretty?

I'm experienced Oh yeah



Face to face

prefer back to back

You see and feel

My ugly attack

Sing it

Flesh, flesh for taxidermy

We want

Flesh, flesh for taxidermy







At first I thought that was Jack Nicholson impersonating Billy.

Ninja Mann 59 7
06/24/2006 02:19 AM

Botox Abuse:The Billy Idol Story.

X-DEATH 262 9
06/24/2006 04:37 AM

"This week on special olympic american idol....."

The L Spot 48,662 14
06/24/2006 08:22 AM

And he....

HE HIMSELF...

The Grinch carved the roast beast!

Thud 68,497 19
06/24/2006 06:31 PM

Bravo, Pram!

Wild Turkey 538 0
06/25/2006 03:10 AM

Dealer, Dealer,

Dealer, Dealer.

It's pot here at night

Sticky green and tight

On a Pot summer night

Don't be afraid

Of the world we've made

On a pot summer night

'Cause when a long legged lovely walks by

Yeah you can see the look in her eye

Then you know that theres

Pot in the city, Pot in the city tonight, (tonight)

Pot in the city, Pot in the city tonight, (tonight)





I like you pram you rock dude.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/25/2006 01:33 PM

"I know you are all making fun of me and making really bad(and I mean REALLY BAD) parodies of my songs on this site. I have one thing to say as I smile here before you tonight."



"At least I was Billy Idol once, you bunch of mouse-clacking geeks. My face is wrinkled from years of being soaked with the sweet juices of hundreds of beautiful models. Kinda like your fingers do when mommy leaves you in the tubby too long."



I've banged, drank, sniffed, eaten, and smoked the most top shelf broads, food, drink, and dope known to man. I'm rich and famous to this day. So piss off wankers!"



"Now you are free to rejoin your pathetic realities"

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/25/2006 01:36 PM

"I know this duet with 50 cent puts me back on top!"

humans_disgust_me 160 8
06/25/2006 01:47 PM

This pic sucks. Its hard to make funny outta things that suck this bad.

Miriam 9 7
06/26/2006 03:56 AM

I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey.

mr_bodangles 9 7
06/26/2006 04:26 AM

Oh so thats a whiplash smile......

SAVIORA, Lord of the Knives 4,599 8
06/26/2006 11:12 AM

I didn't know he was applying to become Jack Nicholson's "Joker" apprentice.

Cranky 571 8
06/26/2006 12:26 PM

Billy Idol was voted out of the first round of American Idol Wednesday evening.



Ironically, Mr. Idol was a special guest star and not actually part of the competition.

Rev. Andrew Nixon 5 8
06/27/2006 01:27 AM

My girlfriend's alcoholic mom plays Billy Idol whenever she's been drinking, and then she usually tries to kill herself or something.



Seriously. But I still like the Billster.

MrWheeler 8 7
06/27/2006 08:07 PM

Sure do like them french fried pataters....MmmmHmmph...

Supergrover * now on pills 4,517 9
06/28/2006 05:50 AM

Monsters are real!

X-DEATH 262 9
06/28/2006 06:16 AM

"Look.....Billy....oh how do I say this.......your just don't do a good Elvis."

Sizzle 321 8
06/28/2006 11:49 AM

Damn those Botox injections!

Chickens throws hatchets with deadly accuracy 286,539 61
06/28/2006 12:36 PM

Billy's top moment was when he became the livingroom wall in Demi Moore's apartment in St. Elmo's fire.



*Demi naked cept for a sheet

*Billy on the wall leering.

*hell, who wouldn't?

Chickens throws hatchets with deadly accuracy 286,539 61
06/28/2006 12:39 PM

That wall, unfortunately sans Demi.

Pumpkin Noggin in Day-Glo Orange 56,642 8
06/28/2006 01:06 PM

I don't remember "Forbidden, you don't have permission to view this file" being written

Pumpkin Noggin in Day-Glo Orange 56,642 8
06/28/2006 01:07 PM

on Demi's wall

Dead Letter Office 29 7
06/28/2006 05:51 PM

"Hey, how YOU doin?"

Original Bond girl 14 7
06/29/2006 01:06 PM

"...and that was when calvin overdosed on a laxative and Shakespeareted himself to death... we have been unable to reach hobbes for comment."

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
06/29/2006 03:46 PM

"OH yeah...here it comes. Yeah, I can feel it now. The heads stickin' out. Get ready Mr. Toilet...this ones for you my porcelain best friend. Uuhhhhhhh!!!Aaaaaaahhh!"

Ragosports 56 8
06/29/2006 04:45 PM

Retirement deadline has come and gone...

Imsofunny 19 7
06/29/2006 05:30 PM

I don't know if I'm gonna laugh or cry. But ALL this over someone you doesn't even know?

what an exiting life you all must be living. seriously, this site speaks for itselfs.. A buch of jerks that doesn't get attention in any other way then making fun of someone who's come alot longer in life than any of you sh*theads ever will..



Adios suckers!

Thud went the Chance 68,497 19
06/29/2006 07:00 PM

Who let Nathyn in here?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
06/30/2006 10:40 AM

You're grammars are teh fab, Imsofunny. You must have the PHD in Engrish or something. I for one is very impressed.



You should learn Spanglish next; is what we all will soon must have to adopt because the Mehicans is all taking ovar.

Chance doesn't look like a pumpkin 56,642 8
06/30/2006 10:45 AM

exiting life



That's sounds like good plan for you.



So do it. Exit life. Here, let me spell it out for you. Starts with S, ends with uicide.

Ragosports 56 8
06/30/2006 10:55 AM

You took the time to post that people posting about people they don't know was lame. Bravo, douchebag.

Barbs 127 8
06/30/2006 11:14 AM

The sun also shines on the wicked

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
06/30/2006 11:16 AM

my precious, filth hopitsis...

Pram Maven 80,728 42
06/30/2006 11:17 AM

Yes, our lives are very exiting (especially Lila's).



But you should try this this exitment!





























































PSSST, PSSST! The word is exciting. Or, if you prefer, "the opposite of what you are".

shrink wrapped for your protection 5 7
06/30/2006 02:19 PM

In a rare moment of seriousness, Billy Idol explains how he spent his time in prison.

Imsofunny 19 7
06/30/2006 05:16 PM

my English is bad. but im only 16 and I am from Sweden. But you got the point.

I can't see why you are writing so

mean stuff about him. You don't like him fine but is this realy necessary?

Imsofunny 19 7
06/30/2006 05:19 PM

ni kan ju frska frst detta iallafall.

NI R INTE ROLIGA :):):):):D

bishophandstand 32 7
07/01/2006 04:14 PM

huh....huh..I am cornholio, i need TP for my bunghole!!

bishophandstand 32 7
07/01/2006 04:18 PM

Mr. Idol when all out in his screen test when he learned they were finally going to make a live action "Bevis and Butthead" film. Mr. Idol was quoted saying "I was born to play the part of Bevis" he then had sex with an underage Philliopean prostitute and did a line of coke off Alan Alda's buttcheek.

Stone Chance Bikini 62,262 18
07/01/2006 04:36 PM

I can't see why you are writing so mean stuff about him. You don't like him fine but is this realy necessary?



Yes. Yes it is.

Caitlion 26 8
07/01/2006 08:01 PM

Watch out, mommy dearest, I'ma eat your babies!

Imsofunny 19 7
07/02/2006 05:20 PM

I think you are pathetic..

Why are you making fun of the way he looks, what does that have do to with the fact that you don't like him?

I think this is wrong.. sorry for having my own opinion..!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/05/2006 08:46 AM

Seen in the photo is Billy Idol, just moments before Gallagher swings his mallet at his head and sprays the back row of the amphitheater.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
07/12/2006 06:36 PM

Is "Imsofunny" slang for something...?...like "I have never had sex with anything, other than a pineapple"...or..."My shorts are so tight, I think I can feel the ingrown ass-hairs starting to grow"...or..."If I ever shave my balls again, I will be sure to draw the shades"...?





Just wondering.

Pram, Pram on the Range 80,728 42
07/22/2006 01:34 PM

"Now you are free to rejoin your pathetic realities"



Shut up, Billy Idol.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

This must be the saddle bag with eyes that Billy Crystal was talking about in City Slickers.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

...And in this shot, Billy mistakes a bottle of Preparation H for face moisturizer.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

One of the aliens escapes from V and is later found trying to sing out of his forehead!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

and tries to sing out of his fore head skin.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

<action>sighs</action>



I suck.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

damn, either action tag's busted again ,or I too suck like a Hoover.





Looks like a little from column A, and a little from column B...

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

On the floor with my dildo

then down to cellar land I pogo

With my porno collection

I'm a master of 'bation

and I'm playing with myself



When there's no-one else in sight

In the crowd of nasty dykes

Well I waited so long

to buy this flesh colored thong

in which I'm playing with myself



Oh oh playing with myself

Oh oh playing with myself

Well there's nothing to bruise

if some lube I do use

while I'm playing with myself



Well, I looked all over the world

And it was nothing but girls

But their dried up pies

seem to waft on by

and leave me playing with myself



So let's look at pictures of chinks

'Cause it gives me a hard dink

If I had my way

I'd ask the world to say

I wasn't playing with myself



Oh oh playing with myself

Oh oh playing with myself

Well there's nothing to lose

except my creamy snake juice

from all the playing with myself...



Shakespeare, Shakespeare, Shakespeare, Shakespeare,

Shakespeare, Shakespeare, Shakespeare,

OH OH oh oh

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

/me bursts into tears



That was autobiographical...

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Frost you, different html from chat.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

"I hide fruit snacks in my face folds"

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

"I eat food and it comes out of my butt when I'm done"