Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/24/2006 10:56 AM

36. Fergie - not. This refers to the singer. The diet salesperson isn't hot either.

37. Emmanuelle Chriqui - hot.

38. Paris Hilton - I'd love to say not, but pathetically, I must say hot. I'd be lying if I said she didn't give me a boner.

39. Nadine Velazquez - hot.

40. Alicia Keys - hot.

41. Daniella Alonso - hot.

42. Sienna Miller - not.

43. Gabrielle Union - hot, smart and courageous.

44. Kelly Ripa - annoying and bony. So not hot she'll give you freezer burn.

45. Beyonce Knowles - not. Kelly Rowland is the hot one of Destiny's Children.

46. Rebecca Romijn - sadly, no longer hot.

47. Mila Kunis - not.

48. Nicollette Sheridan - ewwwww. Not.

49. Brittany Murphy - needs a bath. Not.

50. Sarah Silverman - hot. And probably the funniest woman alive.

51. Naomi Watts - hot. Smart. Talented.

52. Sara Foster - hot.

53. Moon Bloodgood - not. Nice name, though.

54. Heidi Klum - not any more.

55. Venessa Marcil - hot.

56. Jessica Biel - hot.

57. Autumn Reeser - not.

58. Joss Stone - not.

59. Jordana Brewster - not.

60. Shakira - hot.

61. Joanna Krupa - not.

62. Nicky Hilton - not.

63. Kelly Carlson - not.

64. Poppy Montgomery - hot.

65. Emilie de Ravin - hot.

66. Sarah Shahi - not.

67. Evangeline Lilly - not.

68. Cinthia Moura - not.

69. Kelly Clarkson - not. Hot or talented.

70. Leeann Tweeden - not.

71. Roselyn Sanchez - muy caliente!

72. Anna Kournikova - not. And I dig athletic chicks.

73. Teri Hatcher - was once hot. A long time ago.

74. Michele Merkin - hot.

75. Maggie Grace - not.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/24/2006 10:58 AM

76. April Scott - not.

77. Ciara - not.

78. Bree - Andre? Not.

79. Halle Berry - not any more.

80. Rachel Nichols - not.

81. Penelope Cruz - hot.

82. Vanessa Simmons - are you Frost-ing kidding me? Not.

83. Rachel Perry - not.

84. Amerie - oh yes. Hot.

85. Carmen Electra - not. Plastic boobs suck.

86. Aubrey - O'Day? Not.

87. Jennifer Scholle - the tennis groupie? Not.

88. Tila Tequila - really icky. And what a stupid name.

89. Tami - Tami Donaldson? If so, not. But can we please stop with the one-name thing?

90. Chilli - hot. Great abs.

91. Kim Smith - hot.

92. Elisha Cuthbert - not.

93. Grace Park - the Korean-Canadian actress or the Korean-American golfer? Neither is really hot.

94. Brooke Burke - not.

95. Tricia Helfer - not.

96. Bridget Moynahan - homina homina hot.

97. FSU Cowgirls - not.

98. Yunjin Kim - not.

99. Jennifer Aniston - please. Wasn't hot 10 years ago, isn't hot now.

100. Natasha Bedingfield - not.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/24/2006 11:01 AM

And here's a brief list of women I consider exceptionally hot, but Maxim left off the list:





Anne Curry

Melina Kanakaredes

Michelle Monaghan

Audrey Tatou

Parminder Nagra

Ming-Na

Catherine Keener

Catalina Sandino Moreno

Rebecca Lobo

Paz Vega

Juliette Binoche

Ziyi Zhang

Carrie Anne Moss

Camilla Belle

Nigella Lawson

and the Women of GAB! (well, most of you).

Lupience-Has dying Lilies, waiting for Dahlias. 26,463 6
06/24/2006 11:02 AM

Could you repeat those?

newwave 45,836 7
06/24/2006 11:03 AM

Here's my condensed review.



75% of the list: who?

99% of the list: hot enough that I'd do her, but, what credit does that give her?

Lupience-Has dying Lilies, waiting for Dahlias. 26,463 6
06/24/2006 11:04 AM

C'mon, newwave! Some of those women know what wing windows are.

newwave 45,836 7
06/24/2006 11:05 AM

Lupience: I'd do her.

Lupience-Has dying Lilies, waiting for Dahlias. 26,463 6
06/24/2006 11:06 AM

Freak.

Lupience-Has dying Lilies, waiting for Dahlias. 26,463 6
06/24/2006 11:07 AM

Round headlights? Let's chat about them.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/24/2006 11:08 AM

I'm disappointed in your lack of knowledge of hot chicks, newwave. Perhaps my brother is right about you.

newwave 45,836 7
06/24/2006 11:09 AM

I'd give you my top 10, but it'd just make everyone think I'm more gay than I already am.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/24/2006 11:09 AM

Lupe, the only Jeeps, El Caminos and women worth having are the ones with round headlights.

Lupience-Has dying Lilies, waiting for Dahlias. 26,463 6
06/24/2006 11:09 AM

Fifer- Go. to. chat.

Lupience-Has dying Lilies, waiting for Dahlias. 26,463 6
06/24/2006 11:12 AM

You are so wrong! I had a Plymouth Fury with round headlights.





And ElCaminos never could decide wether they wanted to be cars or trucks, but I respect their attempt- not like the Chevy Avalanche, that just looks like some demented platform tennis shoe.

Lupience-Has dying Lilies, waiting for Dahlias. 26,463 6
06/24/2006 11:13 AM

Where was Maria Bello in all this "hot women" list making? Huh?

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/24/2006 11:26 AM

Maria Bello is not hot. Did you see A History of Violence?

Lupience- keeper of the Chickadees 26,463 6
06/24/2006 11:28 AM

No.

She was hot in 'Payback' and 'The Game'.





I don't get out much- did she shrivel?

Twice as much for a nickel: Snork. 44,997 8
06/24/2006 11:31 AM

Whistler, frankly, that's creepy.

Jaggy 11,622 9
06/24/2006 11:44 AM

Just yesterday I compiled a list of celebrities I'd sleep with.



Some of them come in twos.



Audrey Hepburn

Audrey Tautou

Ellen Degeneres

Ellen Pompeo

Sandra Bullock

Sandra Oh

Ok that's the twos done



Claudia Christian

Jeri Ryan

Kate Mulgrew

JODIE FOSTER

Julia Roberts

Roxanne Dawson

Jennifer Aniston

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/24/2006 12:37 PM

You left off:



Simone Lahbib

Mandana Jones

Lisa Mccune

Claire King

Nicole Kidman

Danielle King





Silly!

Jaggy 11,622 9
06/24/2006 12:38 PM

OMG, I can't believe I left of Simone, Mandana and Nicole.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/24/2006 12:39 PM

Are the kiwi twins full-on lesbians now?





Because that would rule.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/24/2006 12:54 PM

And what about:



Katharine Hepburn

Julie Andrews

Jane Allsop

Judy Baily (heh, heh)

Terri Crouch

Twice as much for a nickel: Snork. 44,997 8
06/24/2006 01:00 PM

Ellen Degeneres? Ellen Frost-ing Degeneres?!



You just killed Gab's libido.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/24/2006 01:06 PM

Oh, how did I forget...



KATHRYN MORRIS!?!

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/24/2006 01:07 PM

Hey, Snork. If we're triplets, then you like her too. Ha. Ha.

Declan McManus as Walter Bridge 115,728 11
06/24/2006 01:10 PM

The only dame on any of those lists I would switch for is Nigella Lawson.





And only after dinner.

newwave 45,836 7
06/24/2006 01:29 PM

Declan, my man, you do have good taste. Although, I had to run a quick Google search to see who the hell you were talking about.

Lupience- keeper of the Chickadees 26,463 6
06/24/2006 01:44 PM

I'm just wondering why Jodie Foster was in allcap.





I wonder about a lot of things at 3:44 am.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/24/2006 02:00 PM

Because I want to have her babies.

Twice as much for a nickel: Snork. 44,997 8
06/24/2006 02:03 PM

Ellen Degeneres. Nigella Lawson.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/24/2006 02:05 PM

Your point?

Pained Soul 273 4
06/24/2006 02:26 PM

Hawt.

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 51,774 10
06/24/2006 03:17 PM

33. Natalie Portman - hot. And I've never even seen a Star Wars movie.



I'm guessing you saw her in Leon.

leomVze 54 5
06/24/2006 03:36 PM

Scarlett Johansson is amazing. Sleep with her Neep.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/24/2006 03:47 PM

I'm guessing you saw her in Leon.



I was thinking of her in Closer.



I saw Leon (which was called "The Professional" in the U.S.), but I hadn't remembered that it was her who played the girl. I'm sure Ollie thought she was hot in that.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/24/2006 03:54 PM

Ah! Closer. That's the one. I just saw that a couple of days ago.



Add her to my list.



Ok, and Julia Roberts. Seriously, I wouldn't say no to her.



Steve, if you think SJ is so hot, sleep with her yourself.

Jaggy 11,622 9
06/24/2006 04:06 PM

Neep, you know you've ruined Steve for other girls.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/24/2006 04:15 PM

...





Anyway... I was just in an msn convo with someone I thought was Steve. I said "<insert name of my small town> is full of old lesbians".



Uh, it wasn't him.

Vlad the Impaler 19,532 10
06/24/2006 04:40 PM

Whistler, Vlad agrees with about 85% of your assessment, however, Vlad has to take exception with Carrie Anne Moss. She has the jawline of Clint Eastwood, the nose of the Eagle from The Muppet Show and the gangly frame of Napoleon Dynamite.



Vlad wouldn't Frost her with Phuc's dick.

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
06/24/2006 08:52 PM

Whistler,

Without pictures, your post is meaningless.

Sharribarri - Word Whore 14,050 8
06/24/2006 09:22 PM

Rebecca Lobo? She is so not hot.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 129,981 14
06/24/2006 10:10 PM

Maria Bello was hot in 'Payback' and 'The Game'.



In order for her to be hot in 'The Game', shouldn't she have a part in the movie?

SHP - Are you ready to wok? 125,886 11
06/24/2006 10:52 PM

Rhona Mitra and Eliza Dukshu belong on that list. Also, Kim Delaney deserves an honorable mention.

All those women give me serious wide-ons.

Jeprechaun 57,795 10
06/24/2006 11:17 PM

I would do every women mentioned on this entire thread, but as I am a guy, that should surprise no one.



The real question is: Would they do me?

Jeprechaun 57,795 10
06/24/2006 11:21 PM

Oh, and the Kiwi lesbian twins?



Theat's a lurid fantasy double header!

Twice as much for a nickel: Snork. 44,997 8
06/24/2006 11:45 PM

Whatever, Jep, every time I think of the kiwi twins in that way, I'll now think of the kiwi twins... and Ellen Degeneres.



Ellen Frost-ing Degeneres.



My God it's like walking in on your naked grandparents.

Lupience- keeper of the Chickadees 26,463 6
06/25/2006 12:37 AM

In order for her to be hot in 'The Game', shouldn't she have a part in the movie?

Dammit! I get her confused with Deborah Unger- who I think is hotter.

bitches runnin' wild 1,156 6
06/25/2006 12:53 AM

Yeah, Maxim asked me if I wanted to be featured in their top 100. They said I was a strong 8, but I told them I was too busy and didn't have any time to schedule a photoshoot for their pissy ass magazine.

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 237,969 14
06/25/2006 02:01 AM

Yes, Whistler, Please redo your post and include a link on each one to the hottest picture of said hottie.



toot sweet.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 04:52 AM

First of all, Vlad, you are wrong. Carrie Anne Moss in The Matrix created more wood than the 84 Lumber Company. Did you see Chumscrubber? Miss Moss, at the age of 38, looked better in a bikini than most girls do at 21.

Crawl back in your coffin.



SharriB, you bring shame to all Connecticutters. Rebecca Lobo is an Amazon goddess. She's done more to advance womens' sports than anyone since Billie Jean King, and she's a latina. Plus I love a girl who knows how to handle balls.



Chickens - I'm working on it.

SAVIORA, Lord of the Knives 4,573 5
06/25/2006 05:19 AM

Amazing how Natalie Portman stands at a whopping 5'4", while Rachel McAdams earned the Hot Midget Award at 5'5". Then again, Ewma Turdman's mention negates all claims you may have had to sanity.





Pah. Short people do it better.

Thud 53,070 10
06/25/2006 05:24 AM

Short people do it closer to the ground.

SAVIORA, Lord of the Knives 4,573 5
06/25/2006 05:27 AM

Short people have heads closer to the crotch.

SAVIORA, Lord of the Knives 4,573 5
06/25/2006 05:29 AM

<action>gets in the lotus position</action>





I may be 5'2", but I can bend, and flex, and streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.











No, I don't have pictures.

Jeprechaun 57,795 10
06/25/2006 08:04 AM

That's OK Saviora. The picture you just put in my head damn near gave me an anuerism. In the good way.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 01:02 PM

I was mixing up Rachel McAdams with Isla Fisher, who was the other chick in The Wedding Crashers, and who is listed by IMDb at 5'3". Both are hot.



I have no problem with midgets, by the way. My mother is a midget.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/25/2006 01:15 PM

When Rachel McAdams has blonde hair (Mean Girls) she reminds me of Jeri Ryan.



Yummy.

THESTALKER 0 0
06/25/2006 01:16 PM

7. Cameron Diaz - was once cute and perky, but never hot.





Yeah but she just has that certain something, I think it's her cheeky grin. Mmmmmmm Cameron Diaz. (not entirely safe).































Oooooops wrong folder

Losty kicks flaps up around your face. Hugs 538 0
06/25/2006 01:18 PM

Isla Fisher is ours so hands off.

Home and away has never been the same.



In one episode she had relations with another woman. You go girl.

Jaggy 11,622 9
06/25/2006 02:37 PM

When Rachel McAdams has blonde hair (Mean Girls) she reminds me of Jeri Ryan.



Yummy.



*So* much hotter with dark hair.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 03:02 PM

Okay. At the special request of my good friend Chickens, here is the list with linkage.



An X before the number indicates that this is someone I have deemed NOT HOT.



All links are work safe. Well, at least there are no cooters or nips showing.



1. Eva Longoria

2. Jessica Alba

X3. Lindsay Lohan

X4. Angelina Jolie

5. Stacy Keibler

6. Scarlett Johansson

X7. Cameron Diaz

X8. Kate Bosworth

9. Keira Knightley

X10. Christina Milian

X11. Kristen Bell

12. Katherine Heigl

13. Kelly Monaco

X14. Rachel Bilson

X15. Vanessa Minnillo

X16. Christina Aguilera

17. Rachel McAdams

X18. Jessica Simpson

X19. Jamie-Lynn Sigler

20. Eva Green

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 03:02 PM

X21. Mischa Barton

X22. Mariah Carey

X23. Kristin Cavallari

X24. Kate Moss

25. Charlize Theron

X26. Cindy Crawford

X27. Eva Mendez

X28. Mandy Moore

X29. Jennifer Love Hewitt

30. Uma Thurman

31. Emmanuelle Vaugier

32. Veronica Varekova

33. Natalie Portman

X34. Jamie Pressly

X35. Avril Lavigne

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 03:03 PM

X36. Fergie

37. Emmanuelle Chriqui

38. Paris Hilton

39. Nadine Velazquez

40. Alicia Keys

41. Daniella Alonso

X42. Sienna Miller

43. Gabrielle Union

X44. Kelly Ripa

X45. Beyonce Knowles

X46. Rebecca Romijn

X47. Mila Kunis

X48. Nicollette Sheridan

X49. Brittany Murphy

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 03:03 PM

50. Sarah Silverman

51. Naomi Watts

52. Sara Foster

X53. Moon Bloodgood

X54. Heidi Klum

55. Vanessa Marcil

56. Jessica Biel

X57. Autumn Reeser

X58. Joss Stone

X59. Jordana Brewster

60. Shakira

X61. Joanna Krupa (I might be reconsidering this one).

X62. Nicky Hilton

X63. Kelly Carlson

64. Poppy Montgomery

65. Emilie de Ravin

X66. Sarah Shahi

X67. Evangeline Lilly

X68. Cinthia Moura

X69. Kelly Clarkson

X70. Leeann Tweeden

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 03:04 PM

71. Roselyn Sanchez

X72. Anna Kournikova

X73. Teri Hatcher

74. Michele Merkin

X75. Maggie Grace

X76. April Scott

X77. Ciara

X78. Bree Andre

X79. Halle Berry

X80. Rachel Nichols

81. Penelope Cruz

X82. Vanessa Simmons

X83. Rachel Perry

84. Amerie

X85. Carmen Electra

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 03:04 PM

X86. Aubrey O'Day

X87. Jennifer Scholle

X88. Tila Tequila

X89. Tami Donaldson

90. Chilli

91. Kim Smith

X92. Elisha Cuthbert

X93. Grace Park - the Korean-Canadian actress or the Korean-American golfer?

X94. Brooke Burke

X95. Tricia Helfer

96. Bridget Moynahan

X97. FSU Cowgirls

X98. Yunjin Kim

X99. Jennifer Aniston

X100. Natasha Bedingfield

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 03:04 PM

Anne Curry

Melina Kanakaredes

Michelle Monaghan

Audrey Tatou

Parminder Nagra

Ming-Na

Catherine Keener

Catalina Sandino Moreno

Rebecca Lobo

Paz Vega

Juliette Binoche

Ziyi Zhang

Carrie Anne Moss

Camilla Belle

Nigella Lawson

Kelly Rowland

And the sexy ladies of GAB!

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 03:05 PM

That last bunch were my personal favorites who weren't on the list.





That took a lot of work, Chickens, so now you better show some love.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/25/2006 03:44 PM

Having clicked on every single link (except for the last one)... all I can say is:



WTF? A lot of the women you linked to saying not hot... wow. Just wow.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,065 11
06/25/2006 03:45 PM

Ok, I clicked the last one. How cute.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/25/2006 04:05 PM

Hot is more than how they look in a picture. A great picture can make up for a lot, but not for, let's say, the horrendous damage to music and culture done by a Jessica Simpson.



The reverse of this is why I find some women hot that don't look so great in pictures, or are older than most people think of as hot.



Like you - you're pretty hot, but you went through that annoying phase a little while ago where you kept telling us stupid stories about school. Your hotness cooled considerably during that time. Thankfully, it seems to be over and you've heated up again.

Chit 163,794 10
06/25/2006 05:51 PM

Whistler, you have once again amazed me.



You can tell so much about a man by what motivates him ...







All I can add is, you can order for me any day.



In fact, it appears I can even feed well from just your discards.





Good work my friend.

THESTALKER 0 0
06/25/2006 05:53 PM

The only two I need out of the 100!

1.Whistler

2.Whistler

Vlad the Impaler 19,532 10
06/25/2006 07:12 PM

Whistler, you think Carrie Anne Moss is hot, but not Elisha Cuthbert or Mandy Moore?



You've got issues.

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
06/25/2006 09:56 PM

Man! That one that Whistler posted a link to?



I'd ___________________ a ______________ of __________________ to _________________ her ________________.



Swear to god.

Evil Wee Taco 55,415 20
06/26/2006 04:21 AM

Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Rosario Dawson, and Kiera Knightley. At the same time.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
06/26/2006 05:07 AM

You've got issues.



A. I was 35 when I found out who my real father was, and he was already dead.

B. My stepfather raised me with the aid of a 2x4, resulting in a pretty severe case of PTSD.

C. I spent my childhood preparing for a career as a rock star by studying the fife.

D. I spent 15 years as an active drug addict and alcoholic, beginning at the age of 14.

E. I currently spend my spare time GABbing on Zug.

F. I stayed up half the night looking for all those links and typing out the html code to post them.

G. Declan is my brother.





Issues?



Yeah. I guess so.

Evil Wee Taco 55,415 20
06/26/2006 05:31 AM

Short people do it closer to the ground.



Rogues do it from behind.



Philosophers do it deeper.



Am I doing this right?

Fratberry 218,884 13
06/26/2006 09:38 AM

Eliza Dukshu



Mrs. Bankey looks a LOT like her. Just sayin'.

Declan McManus as Walter Bridge 115,728 11
06/26/2006 10:37 AM

Mrs. Bankey looks a lot like her.





You look like ElizBLAM

SAVIORA, Lord of the Knives 4,573 5
06/26/2006 07:54 PM

Ewma Turdman





You could have at least found a better pic; right now she looks like she's waiting for you to spray your load on the monitor.

the bean machine taking the border by storm 303 5
06/26/2006 09:49 PM

Maxim forgot to list my top 4!

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/09/2009 09:05 AM

Well, this proves that Whistler is both gay and really, really bored.

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
10/10/2009 05:37 PM

I don't think he was gay at the time he started this thread.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
10/15/2009 05:14 PM

I don't think any further proof of gayness is needed once you've touched another boy's winky.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
10/15/2009 05:17 PM

Sorry. I wasn't meaning to bump an old thread. This was at the top of the page, because for some reason I logged out, and when I logged back in the default setting was "most viewed conversations of all time."

I would be surprised if this thread was really that. I suspect that it might just be the most viewed since the most recent ZuG overhaul.

Millie 107,009 10
10/15/2009 05:48 PM

Whistler, you have very odd ideas of what is hot and not. But I guess that's what makes the world go around.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
10/15/2009 06:18 PM

I think you're hot. Is that odd?

Ditdah 115,015 10
10/16/2009 04:00 AM

I would be surprised if this thread was really that. I suspect that it might just be the most viewed since the most recent ZuG overhaul.

It's called "Maxim Hot 100" and it has almost 20,000 views.

Pigs.

Millie 107,009 10
10/16/2009 07:48 AM

I think you're hot. Is that odd?

Yes, I do think it's odd. You must think I'm a midget, too, because I'm about 5' 3". But, as I said, it's what makes the world go around.

Frogpop 155,439 12
10/16/2009 08:14 AM

I've heard that midgets often have anger problems.
Or is that dwarves?
Dwarfs?

please don't hit me.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
10/16/2009 03:17 PM

Dwarfs. She's definitely more of a Grumpy than a Gimli.




Please don't hit me either.

Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/16/2009 03:40 PM

If I were a dwarf, I'd be Smarmy.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
10/16/2009 06:12 PM

If Neep was here, she would 5orbed my last post. What kind of internet is it when you can't get a Lord of the Rings geek in here to appreciate an obscure literary distinction?

Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/16/2009 06:18 PM

I got the reference...

I just didn't find it amusing.

Frogpop 155,439 12
10/16/2009 06:25 PM

What kind of internet is it when you can't get a Lord of the Rings geek in here to appreciate an obscure literary distinction?

I almost used "dwarrow" in my post, but this place just ain't what it used to be.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/16/2009 09:45 PM

I don't know who half those women are. They should wear nametags on their backs (and little else).

Beyonce is One Million Suns Hot...Ask Kanye West, he'll tell ya...

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/16/2009 09:53 PM

If Neep was here, she would 5orbed my last post. What kind of internet is it when you can't get a Lord of the Rings geek in here to appreciate an obscure literary distinction?

I got it and 5 orbed it, although I don't know about Millie well enough to agree or disagree. You're saying I just need to worry about being hit and not getting chopped in half from a dwarven axe forged in the mines of Moria?

Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/16/2009 10:03 PM

Could be worse. It could have been forged by the mimes of Moria.

To destroy it, you must throw it in their invisible volcano.

Ghost of Chickens Past 237,969 14
10/16/2009 11:22 PM

Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Rosario Dawson, Kiera Knightley, and Taco. At the same time.

With a reach around thrown in for Whistler for posting all those links.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/17/2009 12:35 AM

Hurrumph, hurrumph...throw in Jessica Biels, Beyonce' and J-Lo for additional hurrumphs

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
10/29/2009 04:50 AM

I think Millie is odd. Is that hot?

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/30/2009 06:50 AM

Where Millie is concerned, everythings hot!

Night of the Living Ravos 33,954 10
10/30/2009 04:13 PM

Where Pubah is concerned, everything is creepy & awkward.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/30/2009 06:07 PM

Well Whistler, you got your creepy, homeless, but loveable negro back.

I'm glad to be of service

Night of the Living Ravos 33,954 10
10/30/2009 06:13 PM

You also love to be servicing.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/31/2009 01:32 AM

Not servicing you...

...Pubah likes his women smaller, cuter and with no facial hair.

Coochie hair is acceptable