Quitting
A comedy conversation
by Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9 06/27/2006 12:37 PM 182 views
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I'm quitting waffles. That right. Today is waffle day at the cafeteria at my work and I am not, I repeat, I AM NOT going to get waffles.
Waffle time is from 7 to 10 a.m. I need to be distracted for the next 23 minutes so that I won't be tempted.
How you doin'?
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Chuckleworthy
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Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:38 PM
YOU ARE REPLYING FAST ENOUGH
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Hilarious
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Stabby the stabber 512 7
06/27/2006 12:39 PM
Mmmmm waffles.....
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:39 PM
I am just sitting here, playing with some LEGGOS......in the state that produces the most maple syrup in the country.
What did I have for breakfast today? A fried EGG(O).
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Amusing
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Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:40 PM
Okay, I guess it's up to me. I'll just have to talk to myself.
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:40 PM
Oh, and by the way....we have a waffle maker in the breakfast room here at the hotel, so we can make waffles ANYTIME we want to.
It's off right now...does that help?
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Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:41 PM
Hi Chris, I was just looking at your picture, are you Belgian?
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Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:44 PM
I brought granola with me to work today. I'm pretty hungry right now and want to go to the caf to get milk. But I can't! The waffles with get me!
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Sharribarri - Now with Scrubbing Bubbles 14,124 11
06/27/2006 12:46 PM
Anyone female co-workers around you have young children of nursing age? Just a thought.
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Hilarious
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:47 PM
Why yes, yes I am.
OH Shakespeare!
While typing that, I accidentally spilled this plate of strawberries and bowl of whipped cream ALL OVER ME.
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Amusing
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Millie 116,988 28
06/27/2006 12:48 PM
Go outside and smoke a few cigs.
Oh. Never mind. It's too late, anyway--10 a.m. is long gone.
I hope you were strong!
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Millie 116,988 28
06/27/2006 12:49 PM
Duh. I forgot you are on the West Coast.
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:49 PM
PST Millie, PST.
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Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:53 PM
<action>gets up from a lawn chair, is wearing a skirt...</action>
There seems to be some sort of pattern imprinted on my thighs. How embarassing!
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Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:55 PM
Just four more minutes.
Millie, I quit smoking 4 months ago. Do you really want to hurt me?
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Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:57 PM
Sweet. I'm feeling a rumbling in my nether region... I shall wait out the next 3 minutes in the ladies room playing games on my cell phone.
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:59 PM
Hey Kittuns..urine luck.
I just called the cafeteria, and JUST for you...they said they will keep the waffles out for TWO MORE HOURS!
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Amusing
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Millie 116,988 28
06/27/2006 01:08 PM
Yes, I was being mean about the smoking.
But, hey, cigarettes are calorie-free!
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Tweak 18,881 12
06/27/2006 01:11 PM
Yeah but all you do is have one, then suddenly Shoom! You've gone and eaten a whole packet!
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Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 03:02 PM
I made it!
Now, I have to figure out how to avoid lunch.
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