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A comedy conversation by Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:37 PM 182 views

I'm quitting waffles. That right. Today is waffle day at the cafeteria at my work and I am not, I repeat, I AM NOT going to get waffles.



Waffle time is from 7 to 10 a.m. I need to be distracted for the next 23 minutes so that I won't be tempted.



How you doin'?

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  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480827
Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:38 PM

YOU ARE REPLYING FAST ENOUGH

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480828
Stabby the stabber 512 7
06/27/2006 12:39 PM

Mmmmm waffles.....

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480829
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:39 PM

I am just sitting here, playing with some LEGGOS......in the state that produces the most maple syrup in the country.



What did I have for breakfast today? A fried EGG(O).

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480830
Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:40 PM

Okay, I guess it's up to me. I'll just have to talk to myself.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480831
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:40 PM

Oh, and by the way....we have a waffle maker in the breakfast room here at the hotel, so we can make waffles ANYTIME we want to.



It's off right now...does that help?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480832
Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:41 PM

Hi Chris, I was just looking at your picture, are you Belgian?

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480833
Sharribarri - Now with Scrubbing Bubbles 14,124 11
06/27/2006 12:42 PM

Don't do it! Its a trap!!!





(Convincing enough?)

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480834
Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:44 PM

I brought granola with me to work today. I'm pretty hungry right now and want to go to the caf to get milk. But I can't! The waffles with get me!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480837
Sharribarri - Now with Scrubbing Bubbles 14,124 11
06/27/2006 12:46 PM

Anyone female co-workers around you have young children of nursing age? Just a thought.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480838
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:47 PM

Why yes, yes I am.





OH Shakespeare!



While typing that, I accidentally spilled this plate of strawberries and bowl of whipped cream ALL OVER ME.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480840
Millie 116,988 28
06/27/2006 12:48 PM

Go outside and smoke a few cigs.



Oh. Never mind. It's too late, anyway--10 a.m. is long gone.



I hope you were strong!

 

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Millie 116,988 28
06/27/2006 12:49 PM

Duh. I forgot you are on the West Coast.

 

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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:49 PM

PST Millie, PST.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480845
Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:53 PM

<action>gets up from a lawn chair, is wearing a skirt...</action>

There seems to be some sort of pattern imprinted on my thighs. How embarassing!

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480846
Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:55 PM

Just four more minutes.



Millie, I quit smoking 4 months ago. Do you really want to hurt me?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480848
Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 12:57 PM

Sweet. I'm feeling a rumbling in my nether region... I shall wait out the next 3 minutes in the ladies room playing games on my cell phone.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480849
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/27/2006 12:59 PM

Hey Kittuns..urine luck.





I just called the cafeteria, and JUST for you...they said they will keep the waffles out for TWO MORE HOURS!

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480851
Millie 116,988 28
06/27/2006 01:08 PM

Yes, I was being mean about the smoking.



But, hey, cigarettes are calorie-free!



 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480853
Tweak 18,881 12
06/27/2006 01:11 PM

Yeah but all you do is have one, then suddenly Shoom! You've gone and eaten a whole packet!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1480896
Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
06/27/2006 03:02 PM

I made it!



Now, I have to figure out how to avoid lunch.