Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
06/28/2006 10:48 PM

Chris Garrett's heart?

Sharribarri exhuberates fantasticisms 14,124 11
06/28/2006 10:49 PM

A penny. If you drop one, you think twice about bending down to pick it up. Is this too obvious?

IAMSTALKING CHANCE 742 0
06/28/2006 10:49 PM

Your penis.

Dianapop 57,835 109
06/28/2006 10:49 PM

Chris Garrett's penis?

btotheizzle 1,386 7
06/28/2006 10:50 PM

cashews... or is that just me?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
06/28/2006 10:50 PM

Never mind. My idea won't work. I don't think people hate Chris's heart.

Dianapop 57,835 109
06/28/2006 10:50 PM

NOT funny after a trimulpost!

Dianapop 57,835 109
06/28/2006 10:51 PM

Damnit. Can we go 3 for 3?

btotheizzle 1,386 7
06/28/2006 10:51 PM

A beer bottle cap. Everyone just throws them away. Why? Because they have no real use after they are off the bottle.

Sharribarri exhuberates fantasticisms 14,124 11
06/28/2006 10:51 PM

Technically, I suppose a penny isn't hated. But it isn't a well adjusted member of the coin family either. I mean really. Did you ever wonder why it is the only dark coin? I think Sacajawea is it's mom, but no on really discusses it's dad.

UnderChance! 101,398 77
06/28/2006 10:52 PM

A mouse ball when it's clogged up and won't move?

Ziggy the Midgets 96,092 48
06/28/2006 10:52 PM

Leggos!!



I think there is one of the little Frosters imbeded in my foot now!

Thud went the Chance 68,497 19
06/28/2006 10:52 PM

Lug nut. Or a small, frozen Brussel Sprout.

Sharribarri exhuberates fantasticisms 14,124 11
06/28/2006 10:53 PM

Frozen brussel sprout gets my vote. Even though I happen to enjoy the brussell sproutage.

UnderChance! 101,398 77
06/28/2006 10:53 PM

Anal bead #4.

Mr Fook - Take a Chance on the backside 4,016 9
06/28/2006 10:55 PM

A 'Hilary 2008' button?



/igotnoting

Ziggy the Midgets 96,092 48
06/28/2006 10:55 PM

Anal bead #4.



A new fragrance from Elizabeth Fartin.

UnderChance! 101,398 77
06/28/2006 10:57 PM

The top of a soup can when it slices 1/3 of your finger off.



Alternatively, candy corn. Who likes candy corn? No one - that's who.

Slinky has no chance with Chance. 28,185 10
06/28/2006 10:58 PM

That's just mean.

UnderChance! 101,398 77
06/28/2006 11:00 PM

I wrote that one for you, Slink.

Slinky has no chance with Chance. 28,185 10
06/28/2006 11:01 PM

No, really?

Mr Fook - Take a Chance on the backside 4,016 9
06/28/2006 11:01 PM

A bullet to the colon/groin?



/istillgotnothing

UnderChance! 101,398 77
06/28/2006 11:02 PM

YA RLY.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
06/28/2006 11:03 PM

The upside to that is they give you some pretty sweet drugs.

UnderChance! 101,398 77
06/28/2006 11:04 PM

That's it! The Caps Lock key is something everyone hates.

Ziggy the Midgets 96,092 48
06/28/2006 11:04 PM

airline peanuts?

BobJohnson, Conqueror of Omicron Persei VIII 178,045 22
06/28/2006 11:05 PM

Tiddlywinks.



I have nothing against the game, but those pieces are something I could hate. If you started your article with "Don't you hate Tiddlywinks?" I would probably nod knowingly, even though I'm pretty sure I liked that game. It just sounds like something people would hate.



Plus, it's a funny word.

btotheizzle 1,386 7
06/28/2006 11:06 PM

Barrel full of monkeys, monkeys.



Yeah they just get everywhere.

Ziggy the Midgets 96,092 48
06/28/2006 11:06 PM

"Hey Bob, wanna play Tiddlywinks"





*winks*





Nope, I don't see the hate there.

btotheizzle 1,386 7
06/28/2006 11:08 PM

Broken off #2 pencil erasers. One of those cheap ones.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
06/28/2006 11:09 PM

- is small

- is hard

- that people hate.

Ziggy the Midgets 96,092 48
06/28/2006 11:09 PM

Hot Wheels.



Not the cool ones you keep on the shelf and tells the children they can touch when pigs fly out their asses.





The cheap crappy ones they get lodged in the toilet as retaliation.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
06/28/2006 11:09 PM

Hahaha you're poor!

ShinyGnome 27 6
06/28/2006 11:11 PM

I'd say a kidney stone, it's as much fun as a root canal

Mr Fook - Take a Chance on the backside 4,016 9
06/28/2006 11:11 PM

I got it. A small piece of the most POTENT air-freshener people hang in their cars. Make sure it's of the 'Alpine' scent, everyone loves driving in that stench for hours.

Bud Dickman (Bababooey) 77,546 17
06/28/2006 11:37 PM

Pet Rocks.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
06/28/2006 11:41 PM

I Googled the words small hard object and the first response was this.

http://www.google.com/search?q=small%20hard%20object&oe=UTF-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&ie=UTF-8&tab=iw

Chit 178,781 15
06/29/2006 02:44 AM

How about a suppository ?





Come on... they have to have a degree of firmness to start out anyway.





Don't they ?

Jaggy 11,895 13
06/29/2006 02:56 AM

Alternatively, candy corn. Who likes candy corn? No one - that's who.



I like candy corn. I finished the ones Millie sent us ages ago.



My postage address is



Marian Witham

70206 McKenzies

135 Willis St

Wellington

New Zealand



if anyone takes pity.



...We can't get tootsie products or reeses pieces here either.



Love Jaggy.

newwave 45,912 10
06/29/2006 02:59 AM

<action>mails self to Jaggy</action>

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
06/29/2006 03:22 AM

I don't like it. Jaggy is weird.



Psycho.

Humphrey – Son of Belmont and Maud 51,764 12
06/29/2006 03:37 AM

<action>Mails poo to Jaggy</action>

Losty 538 0
06/29/2006 03:38 AM

Why not try Coffin nails?



No one likes another nail in the coffin.



Small, hard and people hate them.



I like this idea and think I'll start selling them on ebay for $1 each.



All colours and styles are now available.



Add a bit of bling bling to da dead thing!



Copy #666

Humphrey – Son of Belmont and Maud 51,764 12
06/29/2006 03:38 AM

<action>Mails poo for Jaggy to give to Neep, to Jaggy</action>

Ninja Mann 59 7
06/29/2006 04:02 AM

Needles. Theyre small, hard, and if you like them then youre addicted to heroin.

Deep Fried Jeebus 220 8
06/29/2006 04:40 AM

Why don't you just glue a picture of Bush's face to a penny?

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
06/29/2006 05:25 AM

The I hate Bush sayings are to comedy as Zsa Zsa Gabor is to beauty.







Anyway, try a Brazilian nut(Ogden Nash toe)I have yet to meet a person in my lifetime that likes these odd add in's in a mixxed bag of nut's.



Or



You could try a human tooth. Not a animal tooth as people are Frost-ing strange in that they will pick up and examine a animals tooth of most kinds but show them a human tooth that has been pulled or knocked out and the gross factor is out of this world.

Careful,that mole might be Chancerous 42,578 26
06/29/2006 05:30 AM

What about the Thimble game piece in Monopoly? Who the hell ever picks the thimble?

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/29/2006 05:48 AM

If you're talking about swallowing it and traking your poo just stop it right now.



Too dangerous.

Nachos - Cynic 57,521 23
06/29/2006 06:03 AM

Who likes candy corn? No one - that's who.



Personally I always thought she was kind of hot.

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/29/2006 06:15 AM

Seen her lately?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/29/2006 07:39 AM

I liked the kidney stone, but only for metaphor, not eating then pooping.

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
06/29/2006 07:56 AM

How about a dead spider or some similar small animal? People hate dead things. I learned that from Night of the Living Dead.

Chance Friend #1004 7,665 11
06/29/2006 07:59 AM

Grape-Nuts

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:46 AM

Sackajuweeya dollar.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:47 AM

Key to Declan's house.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:47 AM

Caraway seed.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:48 AM

The metal Q-tip they jam in your pee-hole for that STD test.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:48 AM

Dental drill bit.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:48 AM

The yellow toof on my icon.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:49 AM

This.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:50 AM

Jagged metal Krusty-O.

Chance Month Rules! 171,275 14
06/29/2006 08:50 AM

- is small

- is hard

- that people hate.



Has anyone mention CG's penis? How about

his brain? Well then, I got nuffin!

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:51 AM

That.

Chance Month Rules! 171,275 14
06/29/2006 08:51 AM

Panties is right, everyone hates Candy Korne Corn.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:52 AM

This, but don't touch it. It burns.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:53 AM

The padlock on Chance's chastity belt.

Chance Month Rules! 171,275 14
06/29/2006 08:54 AM

too bad the key was mass produced.

Losty 538 0
06/29/2006 08:54 AM

No the key!

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:54 AM

A scab that you get on your peepee after you stick it in ChBLIZZAMMO!!!

Chance Month Rules! 171,275 14
06/29/2006 08:55 AM

Chit? Chickens? Chouggy?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:56 AM

Has anyone said "Jilly's brain" yet?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:56 AM

It's hard. Because it's atrophied. Get it?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2006 08:58 AM

Jade: Hasn't contributed any small, hard, hated things.

Is There a Chance You'd Phuc Me? 237,919 21
06/29/2006 09:00 AM

Definitely this.

Is There a Chance You'd Phuc Me? 237,919 21
06/29/2006 09:01 AM

I've always hated this guy.

Losty 538 0
06/29/2006 09:02 AM

Tooth brush?

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/29/2006 09:07 AM

- is small

- is hard

- that people hate.



A popcorn kernel. Ever get those stuck in your teeth? I hate that! Ever smell it in your office when the fat lady burns her "low fat, low butter" variety in the microwave? I hate that too.



OR



What about one of those small campaign buttons that say "Hillary 2008!!" I mean, who doesn't hate that? Oh... right you live in Boston. Ok, then how about one that says "Got Bush? 2008!"

Losty 538 0
06/29/2006 09:16 AM

I hate this it's a waste!

John Hargrave 128,751 73
06/29/2006 09:28 AM

Thanks for all the suggestions. The Hillary campaign button is the best one so far. That's the kind of idea I'm looking for.

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
06/29/2006 09:30 AM

5 kernals of corn, unchewed.

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
06/29/2006 09:31 AM

a cubic zircona engagement ring from a pawn shop

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
06/29/2006 09:31 AM

a radio controled battery operated 10x cam

Chance Month Rules! 171,275 14
06/29/2006 09:32 AM

How about mistaking Rabbit poo for raisins, cause you know we all hate when that happens. Or so Ive heard.

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
06/29/2006 09:32 AM

Dom DeLouise

Chance Month Rules! 171,275 14
06/29/2006 09:34 AM

CG's balls?

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/29/2006 09:37 AM

You're welcome, massah John.

Chance Month Rules! 171,275 14
06/29/2006 09:37 AM

Oh wait, you want something thats not fictional. Sorry, I'll try harder John.

Is There a Chance You'd Phuc Me? 237,919 21
06/29/2006 09:38 AM

The dingleberry between John's teeth that he got when he buried his face in Trae's crack?<action>-- No he d'in't!!!</action>

Chance Month Rules! 171,275 14
06/29/2006 09:41 AM

I dont know, I think Panties has stolen the Dingleberry Crown. Remember the onion poo sliver? I cant waShakespeare from my brain.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2006 09:52 AM

I scanned the thread briefly and you are all dead to me.







1. FINISH THE FrostIN' BOOK AND STOP JERKING AROUND.

2. Brad Nails

3. Profit

4. Buy lifts for your shoes so you can ride a rollercoaster once in your life.

Sharribarri exhuberates fantasticisms 14,124 11
06/29/2006 09:55 AM

Morning Sunshine!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2006 09:57 AM

I don't think the morning sunshine is small and hard, but I know I hate it. I hate it with the intensity of a thousand su...GODDAMMIT.

Pubah Lives to Smack Chance on the Backside 56,805 18
06/29/2006 10:44 AM

Eric's penis...

no, it's got to be hard



Aimlesses ass...

no, it's got to be small



A lugnut...

no, Bonky loves them



How bout a British Pound coin?

Trae: Exploding Colons, aisle 5 156,790 17
06/29/2006 10:44 AM

The dingleberry between John's teeth that he got when he buried his face in Trae's crack?



I love John. I really do. But the little guy can't even reach my ass without the aid of a ladder.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
06/29/2006 11:05 AM

The Hillary campaign button is the best one so far. That's the kind of idea I'm looking for.



I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/29/2006 12:44 PM

HOW ABOUT MY BALLS, MY PENIS, OR MY HEART???

Chance doesn't look like a pumpkin 56,642 8
06/29/2006 12:48 PM

Could be hard to get, but one of these?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/29/2006 12:50 PM

- is small

- is hard

- that people hate.





A wedding band.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
06/29/2006 12:57 PM

Better than a wedding DJ.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/29/2006 09:30 PM

I didn't read the thread. Forgive me if these have been posted already:



A black jellybean

(personally, I like them but it seems most people hate them)



A rectal thermometer.



A canadian quarter



An earwig



Petrified doggie poop



I got nuthin'

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/29/2006 09:34 PM

Lazy ass.

Lupience- waiting for Lilies. 26,981 11
06/29/2006 11:32 PM

A kidney stone.

Thud went the Chance 68,497 19
06/29/2006 11:36 PM

A kidney stone.



Hell, I have two sitting at home. I'll donate a stone to the cause.



And before you ask, I was going to make earrings out of them.

Is There a Chance You'd Phuc Me? 237,919 21
06/30/2006 08:51 AM

Black Talon bullet.

Is There a Chance You'd Phuc Me? 237,919 21
06/30/2006 08:51 AM

iPud Shuffle

Is There a Chance You'd Phuc Me? 237,919 21
06/30/2006 08:53 AM

Glowing cellphone antennae.

Is There a Chance You'd Phuc Me? 237,919 21
06/30/2006 08:54 AM

Gold tooth.

Is There a Chance You'd Phuc Me? 237,919 21
06/30/2006 08:55 AM

Pogs!

Lager Trout 5 7
06/30/2006 10:23 AM

How 'bout a used piece of gum?



Always a treat when found under a seat!

Chance doesn't look like a pumpkin 56,642 8
06/30/2006 10:25 AM

I've got it.

EMOS!

Mr Fook 4,016 9
06/30/2006 10:28 AM

A button that says 'Osama 2008'.

Sarah (Once daily, by mouth.) 30,601 8
06/30/2006 10:32 AM

I've got it.

EMOS!



Can these kids find their own damn trend?



Ew.

Lager Trout 5 7
06/30/2006 10:33 AM

Or - A used piece of gum...



in the shape of Bin Laden's face!

Lager Trout 5 7
06/30/2006 10:34 AM

(Previous post inspired by Mr Fook)

Sarah (Once daily, by mouth.) 30,601 8
06/30/2006 10:34 AM

How 'bout a black jelly bean with 'Osama 2008' written on it, stuck to a button that says 'Hillary 2008' by a piece of gum covered in lint sitting next to a pair of kidney stones that you buy for one canadian quarter?



Huh? Huh?

Lager Trout 5 7
06/30/2006 10:35 AM

Wait - This has to top them all! A used piece of gum



from the mouth of an emo!

Lager Trout 5 7
06/30/2006 10:37 AM

Pffft, don't go gettin' sassy Sarah.

Lager Trout 5 7
06/30/2006 11:01 AM

So um... yeah. Anyway, I've er... go this old piece of gum if you're interested, Jeff.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
06/30/2006 12:17 PM

I adore humming bird figurines.

Aimless 54,807 10
06/30/2006 01:04 PM

~Midgets.



~Does it have to he hard? I hate packing peanuts. They arn't hard but they're small and pretty widley hated.



~Soab scum.



~sucked on sunflower seed shells



~Susan B. dollar

Sarah (Once daily, by mouth.) 30,601 8
06/30/2006 01:08 PM

I went to ask Jeeves, but I guess he got fired.



I asked anyway, and I got a picture of a baby horse.



Oh, and this guy.

Sizzle 321 8
06/30/2006 02:10 PM

How about a piece of fools gold



It can be small and hard people hate it because when they get all happy that they found gold then find out its worth less then the cost of a blow job from CG's mom they get pissed off.