btotheizzle 1,386 7
07/02/2006 06:18 PM

Ok, now FIND WALDO!

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
07/02/2006 06:37 PM

Mandatory bath day in France goes as planned untill they find what is not a Baby Ruth bar.

btotheizzle 1,386 7
07/02/2006 06:37 PM

Water Soccer, the new Water Football.

Succubus 3,359 10
07/02/2006 06:58 PM

People soup?

World Cup Phla kicks balls in your face 131,068 34
07/02/2006 07:07 PM

Marco.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/02/2006 07:47 PM

"Excuse me, are these two chairs taken?"

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
07/02/2006 08:00 PM

World Cup water polo.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/02/2006 08:21 PM

There's nothing like a day at the pool to lose the stress from the office.

Ziggy the Midgets 96,092 48
07/02/2006 08:47 PM

Polo

Ziggy the Midgets 96,092 48
07/02/2006 08:50 PM

Following the National Chili Cook-off we will attempt to make the worlds largest hot tub.













Don't bite the bubbles.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
07/02/2006 08:52 PM

They used to play water polo there, but the horses kept drowning.

Livewire 78,229 13
07/02/2006 09:18 PM

Bring on the humongous drop of Dawn dish detergent!

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
07/02/2006 09:25 PM

"Isn't this where Ms. Alba was supposed to show?"

SHP - mmm, mmm, bitch 181,795 70
07/02/2006 11:55 PM

The decision to turn the SuperDome into a community pool was a surprising success.

Chit 178,781 15
07/03/2006 12:27 AM

Hurry up.



In a few hours, every idiot in Tokyo will be here and all the choice spots will be gone.

syncope 49,019 14
07/03/2006 12:35 AM

Great idea, Tom. "It'll just be a couple fliers to beef up the party. No big deal." Dick.

humans_disgust_me 160 8
07/03/2006 12:36 AM

Why don't we just fill the tub with piss instead?

Losty 538 0
07/03/2006 12:49 AM

Frost-ing sheep of society!



At least they'll have some plastic people to float while on holiday.



Throw some chlorine in this gene pool please!

Chance Friend #1004 7,665 11
07/03/2006 01:17 AM

Arigatou!*   Supurassha chitai buttooshini...



*sarcasm

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/03/2006 06:27 AM

DOODIE!!! </caddyshack reference>

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
07/03/2006 07:46 AM

Arigatou!* Supurassha chitai buttooshini...



Chanco-wa, Nippongo deki masu ka?



Watashi wa Nippongo sukoshi masu.

Chance Friend #1004 7,665 11
07/03/2006 09:41 AM

Flip du flap teh boing foygan. Donde esta, casa de pepe?



</turns and runs away>

SAVIORA, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/03/2006 09:52 AM

Urusai!

Brentmeister 0 6
07/03/2006 10:10 AM

Ahoy!

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
07/03/2006 10:49 AM

Sign next to pool.

"NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY"

dead otter 345 8
07/03/2006 11:51 AM

Never ever throw a roll of quarters in a Jewish pool.

bishophandstand 32 7
07/03/2006 01:31 PM

If you look really close you can clearly see two men having sex in the top left corner of the pool.













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no you can't..but i bet you looked at the photo before you finished reading this post you queer.

Succubus 3,359 10
07/03/2006 01:36 PM

Noobie, you do realize that implications of homosexuality aren't really insults here, right?

muah 33 6
07/04/2006 05:03 PM

"Jump on in, while the water's still blue."

clem9796 64 7
07/04/2006 11:54 PM

NOBODY MOVE! My contact fell out!

Shaggy 3 6
07/05/2006 12:28 AM

I wonder how many forgot to wait 30 minutes after eating...

zintradi 23 8
07/05/2006 01:07 PM

When asked 'Why did you decide to go swimming today?' 99.999% of the respondants answered, "Eh, nothing better to do, so I just followed this guy"

ThirstyMcsurly is Having Chance's anal baby... 4,444 12
07/05/2006 01:19 PM

gotta be japan...

Fratberry Is Farticus 283,018 53
07/05/2006 01:22 PM

Ya THINK???

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/05/2006 03:41 PM

Gab convention: 06



Theme: Yellow jackets.



BEE there!

dookie juice 97 6
07/05/2006 04:19 PM

You would think with that many people tracking water out of the pool that it would eventually dry up.

dookie juice 97 6
07/05/2006 04:24 PM

New York's new Ganges Community Center.

bebeHAHA 2 6
07/05/2006 10:52 PM

Where's Waldo now , huh?

X-DEATH 262 9
07/06/2006 06:08 AM

No fair. Why do the rich people always have a pool at their orgy?

X-DEATH 262 9
07/06/2006 06:11 AM

"Do you think anyone will notice if I take my top off?"

Cranky 571 8
07/06/2006 10:31 AM

"TESTING ONE, TWO. . .IS THIS THING ON? OKAY EVERYONE, ON THE COUNT OF THREE EVERYBODY LET LOOSE WITH A GOOD , OLD-FASHIONED FART AND WE'LL PRETEND WE'RE A HUMAN STEW."

Farticus Berry 283,018 53
07/06/2006 10:47 AM

Best multi-level driving range ever.

dead otter 345 8
07/06/2006 05:03 PM

With Peter Benchley dead in the ground, people were no longer afraid to go in the water. Thus nude Marco-Polo became popular again.

filo_clarke 194 7
07/06/2006 05:52 PM

PENALTY! Too many players on the field!

Pram Maven misses Chance 80,728 42
07/07/2006 04:08 PM

"And what a Republican convention it was. (take it to HOB, Pram) Oh, you had to have been there, John. There was piss and Shakespeare everywhere".



-Ed Helms to John Stewart on the Daily Show.

Triggy 32 6
07/08/2006 08:39 PM

Frost I dropped the soap.

Pierrot 1 6
07/08/2006 10:22 PM

mommy... why is the water yellow?

Arachnid 4 6
07/10/2006 07:37 PM

Wait from this point: 5 days

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/10/2006 07:53 PM

Does the water in the pool appear to be slightly green to anyone else?

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/10/2006 07:53 PM

And...



"Aren't you glad you use Dial?Don't you wish everyone did?"

yepper1 6 6
07/11/2006 02:28 AM

"Today the Senate had its first annual 'company picnic'. In other news, Osama Bin Laden has said to be targeting any swimming pools that appear to be located in large football stadiums."

Kürbis-Kopf 56,642 8
07/11/2006 10:52 AM

Unable to afford an adequate heater to keep the pool at a pleasant 72 degrees, Chang invites some friends over to help.

bet noone is using this name 8 6
07/11/2006 03:15 PM

The church has resorted to drastic measure after their "free toaster with any baptism" campaign overfills local churches.

Pram fights dirtier than your mom 80,728 42
07/11/2006 09:50 PM

A swim meet erupts into a European soccer riot.

Dr. Penguin of the Arctic Alliance of Evil 395 8
07/11/2006 10:29 PM

The community pool made quite an ironic place to shelter the victims of Katrina.

Pram fights dirtier than your mom 80,728 42
07/11/2006 11:24 PM

There was much interest from the community when the liquid nitrogen was tossed into the pool.

potsie 0 6
07/12/2006 05:21 PM

Guns -N- Roses had a large pool installed for their 1988 outdoor concert. Sadly, everyone's lighters fell into it and noone could light their bongs until Slash relinquished his.

Charlotte's Web 7 6
07/13/2006 06:32 AM

Watch closely and you'll be able to spot atleast 55 nakes women...



Look closer!





Closer even!





[insert screaming zombie, nun, hag, whatever, scare the Shakespeare out of ignorant people and post clips all over internet]

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
07/13/2006 09:58 AM

Here we see the actual count of venereal disease organisms in one drop of Oliver Chest's semen.

oddzodd 382 7
07/13/2006 06:53 PM

Build it and they will come......

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
07/13/2006 08:06 PM

Build it and they will pee in it.

POP goes the Midgets 96,092 48
07/13/2006 08:09 PM

Pee in it and they will cum come.

lorum lipsum 38 6
07/14/2006 02:40 PM

parents, welcome to hell.

Termin8er850 10 7
07/15/2006 06:37 PM

Oh, crap. Okay, who pissed in the water?!?

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/15/2006 07:27 PM

Moments before someone threw in a power mower to celebrate Hitler's birthday.

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
07/15/2006 08:58 PM

Recent attempts at making a human-mogwai hybrid has resulted in people that multiply when in contact with water.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/16/2006 12:39 AM

Free inflatable pool toy with every drowning victim you find

Hodgmania 594 7
07/16/2006 01:39 AM

When Tokyo's residents heard Ricky Martin was sunbathing at the community pool...

Barbs 127 8
07/16/2006 01:04 PM

Japanese breeding pool

jeff82 1 6
07/16/2006 11:17 PM

Cover of the book:

Chinese OverPopulation

by WeeFrostemyoung

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
07/16/2006 11:49 PM

"TESTING ONE, TWO. . .IS THIS THING ON? OKAY EVERYONE, ON THE COUNT OF THREE EVERYBODY LET LOOSE WITH A GOOD , OLD-FASHIONED FART AND WE'LL PRETEND WE'RE A HUMAN STEW."





It would be more like chili, if they all Shakespeare themselves instead.

XXXLuisanXXX 28 6
07/18/2006 05:21 PM

are you my daddy?

XXXLuisanXXX 28 6
07/18/2006 05:22 PM

Dammit! Um, hi Laura, hi Denisse, hi Karol hehehe...(glub)

XXXLuisanXXX 28 6
07/18/2006 05:23 PM

Look Martha, I told you I didnt want to meet your family.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/18/2006 08:03 PM

Damn, LustXXorwhatnot, I must be really wasted, because I am seeing three of you!



(wish I had three arms so I could carry you like a beer run--one in the pink, two in the stink, and then one under each arm.)

XXXLuisanXXX 28 6
07/18/2006 08:45 PM

damn something kiss. i must be bored, i took the time so read what u wrote!

XXXLuisanXXX 28 6
07/18/2006 08:50 PM

Damn kiss. i must be bored, I took the time so read what you wrote. Im sorry you are so weak you have to show yourself strong by trying to take me down. Don't try, you won't win.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/19/2006 08:10 AM

Damn, XXluxXX amp: amp :amp :amp :fag



My name is not Kiss.

ehalo 3 6
07/19/2006 11:19 AM

'Like flys to Shakespeare....'

dioxide 5 6
07/22/2006 05:24 PM

So this is the Tsingtao brewery.

Piquantrax - Sex A Peel 8,691 9
07/23/2006 12:42 AM

Here we see a common Mormon's backyard.

Kai doll 0 6
07/23/2006 01:42 AM

Last one in voted for Bush!

Queviva 14 6
07/23/2006 11:24 AM

After the tsunami, they all decided they'd never go near saltwater again.

Pisserbyer 104 6
07/23/2006 09:52 PM

If my stool didn't resemble a chocolate bar, I would have been kicked out long ago.

spermburpingfag 6 6
07/24/2006 01:33 AM

"YOU! Out of the gene pool!"



.. and for the otakon-bakasans above its 'nihongo' not 'nippongo' btw.

spermburpingfag 6 6
07/24/2006 01:43 AM

America's attempt to build a MOAT on the border has unintended consequences.

spermburpingfag 6 6
07/24/2006 01:53 AM

The Special Olympics kicks off its first quadriplegic synchronized swimming event!

spermburpingfag 6 6
07/24/2006 03:09 AM

NAMBLA 2006 Adult-swim event. BYOB (being your own boys)

spermburpingfag 6 6
07/24/2006 03:12 AM

NAMBLA 2006 Adult-swim event. BYOB (bring your own boys)

Sparky The Gigawatt 0 0
07/24/2006 03:26 AM

What's with all of the black sperm burping fags in here? I thought it was a meth house!

kyoshi 85 6
07/24/2006 03:33 AM

I must be close to the heater, this spot is warm.

Fritz me 78 8
07/25/2006 05:00 PM

OK. Everyone who is a Mexican illegal alien get into the water. Then head south until you see the Taco Bell stand in Tiajuana.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/25/2006 07:10 PM

I must be close to the heater, this spot is warm.



That's because I just peed over there.

LuckyLuke 695 9
07/26/2006 09:10 AM

Little Xhia from nebulon Xi4, dropped his "human ant farm" on the way to class and got the water and humans all mixed up....