MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/03/2006 11:44 AM

Winnie realizes that his "one bear" protest of the Palace Guards' bearskin hats, will fall upon deaf ears.

World Cup Phla kicks balls in your face 131,068 34
07/03/2006 12:42 PM

Leave me alone, I'm smelling Madonna.

Fratberry 283,018 53
07/03/2006 12:56 PM

Say, that IS good Piglet.

Fratberry 283,018 53
07/03/2006 01:03 PM

EUROTRASH FrostER SHOT MY PAW!!!

ShinyGnome 27 6
07/03/2006 01:54 PM

Britian to be supplied with bear pelts from 100 acre woods, Piglet unavailable for comment.

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/03/2006 04:50 PM

blah blah blah Declan blah blah bear blah blah blah fist blah blah.

Whistler P. McManus, master fifer 186,122 44
07/04/2006 01:04 AM

Even Winnie the Pooh can't help laughing at what a bunch of fags these clarinet playing dandies are.

Chit 178,781 15
07/04/2006 08:31 AM

As Pooh pulled his paw from the guards crack and raised it to his mouth he exclaimed,



"Tut tut, tastes like butt."

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/04/2006 09:28 AM

Finger went to butt, came out, went back in mouth

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/04/2006 09:28 AM

Chit-- Frost you, you unoriginal bastard!

ShinyGnome 27 6
07/04/2006 09:39 AM

Pooh protest Britains new public "fap, skeet, and eat" law

SAVE WHORIA, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/04/2006 10:45 AM

Pooh: Oh bother, should I tell him about the cord that child tied about his ankles?

The Piglet 374 7
07/04/2006 11:36 AM

Say, that IS good Piglet



That IS good.

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
07/04/2006 11:44 AM

"Pooh suddenly realized he had to 'Pull the trigger' now or he'd be sick in front of the queen"



You'd want to gag yourself too if you had just blown a couple British gaurds.

BobJohnson, Chancellor of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
07/04/2006 12:32 PM

Pooh: "And I say that England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/05/2006 08:21 AM

Save Whoria, I'm so happy to see that you used my pet name for you.

Pumpkins don't stand a Chance against her 56,642 8
07/05/2006 09:38 AM

Pooh just NOW understands the meaning of "Pooh Sticks".

ThirstyMcsurly is Having Chance's anal baby... 4,444 12
07/05/2006 12:19 PM

"WHoa Deja vu"

Chance Friend #1004 7,665 11
07/05/2006 07:13 PM

Top ten pick-up lines overheard being used by the inebriated silly old bear:



"Wanna finger and blow a real woodwinnie?"

"Oh hot and bother, am I not wearing pants?"

"I love to eat hunny, but nothin' fills like beefcake..."

"Who wants to see my hundred-acher wood?"

"Hey music man! $20 says you suck on the organ..."

"Once you go furry, you'll come again in a hurry!"

"I have my own strap-on anime tentacle..."

"Bring your friend - I need to find a tail for Eeyore..."

"Oops! I dropped my pine cone butt plug..."

"Would you tell anyone if you awoke with Pooh in your pants?"