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Words banned by the Chinese, enforced by google
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07/04/2006 03:05 PM 206 views

http://blog.outer-court.com/archive/2006-06-18-n85.html

the following words have been banned in china...kinda



abreast, abundant, acceptable, accusation, accuse, accused, adjacent, admirable, admiration, admire, admit, admitted, adorable, adult, affected, agree, airline, aisle, alive, allah, allegation, alligator, allow, ally, almost, alphabetical, ambitious, amir, amongst, amour, analogue, ancestry, ancient, anticipate, appeal, appear, appearance, applaud, appoint, appointed, appointment, appreciate, appropriate, approve, arabic, arithmetic, armored, arms, army, arrest, arrogant, arsenal, ashes, assorted, astronaut, astronomer, asymmetric, athletics, attempt, attention, attentive, attic, attitude, attractive, authoritarian, authorization, autopsy, auxiliary, avail, available, await, awakening, awfully, awkward



and that's just the A's those crazy AZNs

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Words banned by the Chinese, enforced by google

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(Funniest: DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party.,GollyJee,Dogs Akimbo)


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DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
07/04/2006 03:08 PM

"adjacent"?

 

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QeersonMcButterghee got roofied by ThirstyMcsurly 4,444 12
07/04/2006 03:12 PM

I like the S's



satan, satisfying, sausage, save, say, scare, scared, scarf, schedule, scraps, screenplay, secluded, segment, segregation, sent, sentence, sentimental, separate, serious, sessions, setback, seventeen, seventeenth, seventy, sexy, shah, shaken, shire, shocking, shortage, shortfall, shorthand, shorts, shown, shrimp, si, sibling, sideways, sighted, sing, situation, sixteen, sixteenth, skinny, slain, slim, sloppy, sluggish, sly, smashed, snoop, sob, soften, solely, solemn, solitude, sonic, sonny, sophistication, soul, sour, sovereignty, spawn, sperm, spinach, spirits, splits, sport, spotted, squeeze, stall, stance, standby, stars, start, stationery, steep, stimulate, stoke, stool, stopping, straightforward, strait, streamlined, strengthen, struck, stumble, subsidiary, substitute, suburb, suck, suffer, suitable, suitcase, sunset, super, suppose, supposedly, surge, surprise, surrender, sway, symmetrical



Frost-ing link...

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483077
DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
07/04/2006 03:12 PM

"ass spelunking" is ok, but ADJACENT is out?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483078
GollyJee 520 7
07/04/2006 03:13 PM

Top 4 phrases most frequently searched for by the Chinese according to Google:



*Cat Fried Rice recipies

*Sweet n Sour St. Bernard recipies

*Eating tiger brain to increase labido

*How to pirate Microsoft Software

 

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QeersonMcButterghee got roofied by ThirstyMcsurly 4,444 12
07/04/2006 03:14 PM

I bet it's a conspiracy...

 

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QeersonMcButterghee got roofied by ThirstyMcsurly 4,444 12
07/04/2006 03:16 PM

GollyGee that's the first and I predict only funny thing you will ever say.

 

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Livewire 78,229 13
07/04/2006 08:23 PM

Interesting. I just checked Google Surrey, and it seems they've banned the words:



employment

sober

haircut

progress

deodorant

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483113
Bonky 75,733 15
07/04/2006 08:28 PM





When I eat Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter & Chocolate cereal, I pretend I live in the woods and am eating rabbit poops.

 

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Piemaster - Now with antisocial blank icon action! 12,538 15
07/04/2006 11:35 PM

And what do the chinese have against zebras?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483166
Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
07/04/2006 11:44 PM

And what do the chinese have against zebras?



Based upon the porno that I've seen, usually a very thin woman with small breasts.

 

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btotheizzle 1,386 7
07/05/2006 12:10 AM

Ok, so that leaves us with the words:



A, the, and butthole.