Strange GAB Dream
A comedy conversation
by UnderChance!  99,723  76
07/10/2006 04:49 PM 160 views
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I had found a new job coloring in those "paint by numbers" posters with different colored markers. It was a very important job, and the business was located in a trailer. At the end of the trailer, was a bar, and my ex boyfriend Jake worked there. He was constantly trying to sleep with me. In fact his parents were my bosses, and they kept giving me breaks so we would have some time together. Only in the dream, his parents looked like Spicey's parents.
The thing about this job is that I did house calls - people needing their posters colored would call me, and I would jump in my car and turn on a siren and race to their house. I kept trying to get into their driveways, but Whistler was always there before me - parked the wrong way and for some reason he was in an ambulance. He would lean out and try to get me to sleep with him in the back. But I'd just park beside him and run into the house.
After a while, I was coloring so well that the bosses decided to give me topographical maps to color on my own at home - and these ones didn't have numbers. I would take them to my house and start crying because I didn't know what to do. I only had 5 colors to use - blue, green, yellow, brown and red - and nothing seemed right without the numbers. Spicey tried to convince me that the oceans should be blue, and the mountains brown, but I wouldn't believe him.
When I woke up, I was stressed out that I had forgotten to return the posters. I'm a Frost-ing idiot, even in my dreams.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.8
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Suhypa free of charge 5,547  9
07/10/2006 04:53 PM
I think it's everyone's dream to have sex with Whistler in the back of an ambulance...
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Funny
5 votes
3.4
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
07/10/2006 04:59 PM
<action>returns his newly acquired ambulance.</action>Note to self - wife not impressed by ambulence sex.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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UnderChance! 99,723 76
07/10/2006 05:09 PM
Not so fast Haggis - it may have just been Whistler I wasn't impressed with.
<lifts up Spicey's kilt>
Ok, nevermind.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
07/10/2006 05:15 PM
Another list I didn't make.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/10/2006 05:50 PM
You subconciously feel that you are not respected for your work, and the only attention that you can get from the important people in your life is sexual.
You are even trivializing your own work in your mind by regressing the tools that you use, to a childs level, crayons = regression.
You need to re-affirm to yourself that you are not just a sex object and you have important things to say as well as contribute to society.
Oh, and SMYT!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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SAVIORA, Lord of the Knives 4,599 7
07/10/2006 06:06 PM
I think what MaddFrued is trying to say is "kill your oppressive mother-figure in the nude, and then send him pictures."
I'd like copies.
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Funny
4 votes
3.8
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Crackance 171,220 14
07/11/2006 08:55 AM
Panties, can you list the gabbers that you havent dreamt about having sex with? No? CAUSE THERE ARENT ANY!!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Take a Chance on Chickens 282,028 58
07/11/2006 09:14 AM
<ctl f> Chickens
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Oh, so it wasn't really a sex dream, was it.
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0 votes
0.0
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Kürbis-Kopf 56,642 7
07/11/2006 10:47 AM
Aren't ANY dreams involving GAB strange?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Careful,that Turtle might be Chancerous 41,927 26
07/11/2006 11:12 AM
Panties, can you list the gabbers that you havent dreamt about having sex with? No? CAUSE THERE ARENT ANY!!
I bet I would make THAT list
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