SAVVY, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/16/2006 11:44 AM

STOP

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/16/2006 11:45 AM

Oh, and don't worry about the sync drift in the videos. His voice doesn't match up with his mouth movements in real life either.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/16/2006 11:49 AM

STFU, BOOB.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/16/2006 11:51 AM

Oh, good. Because I was soooo worried about that.

SAVVY, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/16/2006 11:55 AM

STFU, BOOB.





NO

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/16/2006 11:59 AM

You know, this has got to be one of the Shakespearetiest capcons I've seen on GAB. I clicked on his link, and kept scrolling down. I told myself "well, the picture he wants us to capcon must be after all the pictures of the asshat." Luckily, I noticed who started the thread, so I wasn't all that shocked that there was no other picture.

Tweak - Hating Pram since before it was cool 18,881 12
07/16/2006 12:02 PM

Excuse me Pram, I believe the lady made it very clear that this activity is now OVER. Move on to the next station.



Information for 2nd "Pram Activity Center" station:

1. The drawer on the left contains a handgun, loaded with 2 bullets in case you miss the first time.

2. The drawer on the right contains pens and paper. At the top of each sheet of paper you will find the words "To whom it may concern nobody, I am killing myself because..." are already written for you.

3. Fill in the form and do what needs to be done.



Double points for this activity if you include me in your letter.

Tweak - Hating Pram since before it was cool 18,881 12
07/16/2006 12:06 PM

You know, this has got to be one of the Shakespearetiest capcons I've seen on GAB.



If you'll notice, nobody is actually submitting any captions.



Saviora, it seems that your BOLD key is stuck.

<mumble>I don't even HAVE a bold key.</mumble>

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/16/2006 12:13 PM

Tweak - Hating Pram since before it was cool



Hi, I'm really pretentious and can't stop plugging up my toilet with my superior Shakespeare.





Oh, and the capcon was for the VIDEO, not the pictures, dumbass-above-my post.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/16/2006 12:42 PM

HELP!

Tweak can't be on all the bandwagons at once 18,881 12
07/16/2006 12:47 PM

"Pram: Now making less sense than ever."



Am I doing it right?

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/16/2006 12:48 PM

<action>squints</action>

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/16/2006 12:54 PM

Pram, you really do suck, not a soul here likes you, and we all wish you would just go away.



I'm not trying to be funny, I'm trying to help you see the truth.



We absolutely Frost-ing hate you.

SAVVY, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/16/2006 02:16 PM

Saviora, it seems that your BOLD key is stuck.



NO Shakespeare

















...But thank you.

SAVVY, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/16/2006 02:18 PM

Oh, and the capcon was for the VIDEO, not the pictures, dumbass-above-my post.







Well, isn't a capcon supposed to be about the PICTURES, dumbass-above-Matt's post?

Chit 178,781 15
07/16/2006 02:38 PM

What would it be like if Jilly and JK2K had a love child that was in a bad band ?

Tweak can't be on all the bandwagons at once 18,881 12
07/16/2006 02:49 PM

I expect it wouldn't live to adulthood.

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
07/16/2006 03:16 PM

Usually a capcon is for something weird or funny. I don't see how a guy testing a webcam is either of those, but maybe that's just because I lack imagination, what with being born in a younger generation and all.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/17/2006 10:53 AM

Um, did you LOOK at the video? The 1028xyour mom one is louder than you masturbating to the stats screen in Warcraft.

Ninja Girl 26 6
07/17/2006 03:08 PM

I never thought I'd say it, but after seeing this Shakespearety excuse for a capcon, I wish I'd gotten Abe Vigoda instead. Thank you, Pram, for proving that anything is possible.

Tweak can't be on all the bandwagons at once 18,881 12
07/17/2006 03:18 PM

Abe wishes he'd gotten you too.

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
07/17/2006 03:35 PM

Well, maybe you should turn down the volume on your computer. Since nobody else seems to be noticing how supposedly loud it is, I can only assume you left the volume on high and then assumed it was the videos that made you Shakespeare your pants.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
07/17/2006 03:47 PM

Pram family reunion...

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
07/17/2006 03:49 PM

sorry for the theft MaddMatt.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/17/2006 05:11 PM

No, Fundip. The reason you can't hear the difference in the audio between the videos is that you weren't opening them right.



You probably also have a virus.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/17/2006 06:55 PM

Pram, I have a sudden desire to fill your urethra with sand.

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
07/17/2006 07:02 PM

You probably also have a virus.



For the last time pram, you didn't get herpies from the internet, you got it from your hand

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
07/17/2006 11:21 PM

So let me get this straight: you send us a website with 8 uninteresting video clips and assume that we will click and watch each one of them in order to marvel at the differences in volumes? Damn, you really do not get people at all, do you? Most people were too lazy to even click your link. How many are going to watch every video because you of all people vaguely imply that something interesting happens? When I first clicked it, I actually gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed you linked us to the wrong page. Now there's just no way some one would make a capcon out of this I thought. Thank you so much for making me realize how very wrong I was to think that you could make a thread that was good for something other than pointing out how very much you suck. Good day sir.

Millie 116,988 28
07/17/2006 11:24 PM

<action>pinches Briham's cheeks</action>

Aww, you are so cute!

Millie 116,988 28
07/17/2006 11:25 PM

His facial cheeks, perverts!

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/18/2006 05:58 AM

Pram, I have a sudden desire to fill your urethra with sand.



Go for it, superficial-sounding name. I'll even hold it open for ya!



Yay! Sand dick! I always wanted it for my very own, and now, because of your generosity, I will be able to pee backwards! Woohoo! Wooty hooty! I heart my tiny-rock-filled pecker.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/18/2006 06:35 PM

Go for it, superficial-sounding name.



You mean Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie?

That's long for mud, so I've been told.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/18/2006 08:08 PM

Yes,



Supercalifragilisticexpeealodouchebag.

Millie 116,988 28
07/18/2006 08:10 PM

Pram, you are the one being a douchebag. Do you want people to hate you? Is that what it is?



I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but you are definitely trying my patience.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/18/2006 08:36 PM

Don't worry, Pram. I'll soon be back to TableTopJane. And so I'll soon get rid of my "superficial-sounding name". You, however, will still be you. And no name change can help that. Cheer up, though. It's not all bad. You still have your death look forward to. And so do we.

Senior Destructor: Waaaay too close to Ollie 60,724 12
07/18/2006 08:40 PM

I'm pretty happy that this is still going on.

SAVVY, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/19/2006 09:19 AM

<action>dances with knives</action>

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/19/2006 10:09 AM

Cheer up, though. It's not all bad. You still have your death look forward to. And so do we.



Oh, you're a card.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 11:40 AM

Yea, and you're a tool.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/19/2006 12:01 PM

Go wait until you're expired, and then eat yourself.

Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/19/2006 05:27 PM

I'm pretty happy that this is still going on.



A bump to satisfy SD.



Pram, you without a doubt have the worst comebacks ever. I keep waiting for you to chime in with a "oh yeah well your mom" or "no YOU'RE a towel/hooker/other overused TV or movie quote."

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 06:34 PM

You're a towel?



WTF!

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/19/2006 08:17 PM

Pram, you have the worst comebacks ever.



*raised eyebrow* Well, I haven't seen a picture of you yet.



Let me guess... You show your teeth when you're happy, and they're yellow.

newwave 45,912 10
07/19/2006 08:23 PM

Yeah well, you got so much dirt behind your ears, YOU COULD GROW POTATOES!

Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/19/2006 08:52 PM

...what the Frost is wrong with you?!



My mental image of Pram.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/19/2006 08:55 PM

Well that's good! Now I won't have to wear a watch; I can just jam wires in my eartatoes and...wait, that wouldn't work, because I would need an LCD





















































Frost!

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/19/2006 08:57 PM

Oh, and



My mental image of Pram.



You think I look like THAT guy? A thousand dancing thank-yous with eyeliner!

Bad Donkey 77,546 17
07/19/2006 08:59 PM

Haha! Pram isn't funny! Haha!

Licka Ninevolt 80,728 42
07/20/2006 02:26 PM

Haha! Donk looks like Anton LaVey. Looks now. Haha!

dead otter 345 8
07/20/2006 03:08 PM

That's not a Webcam, it's Bill Gate's toilet seat.

Doll of Troy - Launching 1000 Chances 3,467 8
07/20/2006 04:39 PM

Well, I haven't seen a picture of you yet.



Maybe you haven't heard of this thing we call the GAB Photo Album. Taco is in it.

Creepy Baby Head 80,728 42
07/21/2006 10:34 AM

Looks like she ran out of eyebrow pencil before she was done with it.

Creepy Baby Head 80,728 42
07/21/2006 10:36 AM

Wait, I could be looking at the wrong thing in the picture.



*whispering*



Taco is the lap dog, right?

Millie 116,988 28
07/21/2006 11:22 AM

Stop changing your screen name, dumbass.

Creepy Baby Head 80,728 42
07/21/2006 01:59 PM

It's my schtick, dumbass

jerkass

Frostass

millie.



































Oh sunglasses, I struck out.

Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/22/2006 12:12 AM

Taco is the lap dog, right?



Yeah, sometimes I do let my doggie post for me on GAB. And he still gets more clickies than you.

Succubus 3,359 10
07/22/2006 09:19 AM

For a minute, I was afraid Pram had posted something funny and I should start preparing for the apocalypse.









Guess not.

Pram, Pram on the Range 80,728 42
07/22/2006 03:36 PM

Items to take with you to the Apocalypse:



1. A copy of the Koran.

2.

3.



I didn't finish my list!

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/22/2006 06:14 PM

sorry for the theft MaddMatt.



No apologies needed. You gave credit for the assist.



Happy I could help.