Kürbis-Kopf 56,642 8
07/17/2006 10:07 AM

HOLY Shakespeare! They use a wideangle lens on her or what?

The Snake Prophet 2,382 8
07/17/2006 10:11 AM

Signs of the Apocalypse?







He came to me in my sleep.

In the first vision, he foretold of snakes. They filled the earth's crevices and swarmed rampantly.

He came again on the second night, envisioning snakes falling from the heavens. I watched as they crashed into the earth, causing chaos and destruction.

On the third night, he told me to watch the skies and travel wearily.

On the forth and final night, he recited an ancient scripture...



"Enough is enough!

We've got mother-Frosting snakes on this plane."

Lila Drinks Pepsi 78,555 13
07/17/2006 10:40 AM

That movie comes out on my birthday. Teh happy is me!

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/17/2006 11:00 AM

Paris Hilton made an album.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/17/2006 11:04 AM

Signs that Armageddon is nigh



*click on link*



MySQl has gone away



...



Come on, GAB being offline is not the end of the world. There is still porn.

Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/17/2006 12:35 PM

Oh, so now Declan steals pizza and booze? For shame.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
07/17/2006 12:42 PM

Quit being silly, the only way to know if the apocalypse were really coming would be if Hollywood made Movies like Police Academy 6 or Weekend at Bernie's 2.

Chance Friend #1004 7,665 11
07/17/2006 12:47 PM

Jeez! GAB used to be my weekday refuge from two-faced pussies...

Declan McManus as Walter Bridge 131,887 36
07/17/2006 12:48 PM

Heh.



1) I would never put jalapenos on a pizza. Never.



2) Jack Daniel's is overrated.



3) That's a Frost-ing cub. I ain't a cub. Anymore.

ShinyGnome 27 6
07/17/2006 01:12 PM

Meh, I've seen a two headed turtle and a two headed calf.

lorum lipsum 38 6
07/17/2006 02:18 PM

my computer is Shakespeareeriffic and I can't watch the movie.