Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:22 PM

Don't ever post again.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 07:24 PM

Well, what kind of customer did you think you would have to deal with, working at McDonalds?

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 07:27 PM

...Or Barnes & Noble.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:28 PM

So you're a pretentious assclown who can't get a better job.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 07:30 PM

Or a 19-year-old college student that loves bookstores.



Seriously Big, I could eat alphabet soup and Shakespeare better insults than yours.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 07:30 PM

Now, be nice BIG. She says she's 19 and a female. Although I haven't seen proof of either.



Hey, BBB. SUYT?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:30 PM

Meh.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 07:31 PM

Or you could just post old and tired ones like "I could eat alphabet soup..."

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/19/2006 07:33 PM

Female?



CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:34 PM

Here's where I would usually post a rant about how her mother should have swallowed her, or her father should have Miracle'd her ass.



But she works at a book store and we need more teenage lesbians here.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 07:35 PM

Paging Ditdah. Ditdah to the supple noobian. Ditdah to the noobian.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:35 PM

Figures the Frenchie is the first to throw down his weapons and give in.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 07:36 PM

Figures the Frenchie is the first to throw down his weapons and give in.



And that is why I love BIG.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:37 PM

So you forgive me for that whole "Stopping you from walking away from getting married" thing?



Sweet.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 07:40 PM

Or you could just post old and tired ones like "I could eat alphabet soup..."



This is true. So much for the witty repartee, I guess I'll have to rely on my shockingly amazing tits to get me through life.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:42 PM

Unless you can jumpstart a car with them, I doubt that are that shockingly amazing.

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 07:42 PM

Maybe they bounce against her wool sweater and build up a nice static charge?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 07:43 PM

BIG, if I loved you anymore, I would be a Frost-ing memeber of QTA.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 07:43 PM

I don't care what you guys say, that story needs more rape.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:45 PM

Her boobs are battery operated.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:46 PM

She hasn't gotten to the Rs in her alphabet soup yet.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 07:46 PM

It was my belief that all men found boobs shockingly amazing. You certainly act that way

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:47 PM

Anything bigger than a handful is a waste, unless they can clog a toilet bowl, then you have a conversation piece.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/19/2006 07:48 PM

It was my belief that all men found boobs shockingly amazing.



Only when we can see them.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 07:51 PM

Only when we can see them.



They're nothing special.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 07:52 PM

This is true. So much for the witty repartee, I guess I'll have to rely on my shockingly amazing tits to get me through life.



Tell you what. Why don't you go ahead and show us your tits, like the college student whore that you are. We'll all take turns telling you how great they are. And then we'll all walk away, and you won't be liked any better than you were before. You'll just be another young, dumb bitch who gave these people wank material.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:53 PM

Proof CarrotTop is capable of asexual reproduction.

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 07:53 PM

just be another young, dumb bitch who gave these people wank material.





Or not, and you can be a tease. It's your choice.

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 07:55 PM

Oooo! She's a transparent person!

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 07:55 PM

Right, and that's why I'm NOT showing you a nude shot?

I like the picture I posted, I think it looks pretty. You seem to give more respect to good-looking girls than nice people simply trying to talk, so I thought you might get off my back.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 07:55 PM

"shockingly amazing tits"?



I'm not seeing it. Come on, girl, at least give them something original. I, myself, chose to have nipples that resemble food.

Also, do you condition your hair? It looks like straw.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:55 PM

And then we'll all walk away, and you won't be liked any better than you were before. You'll just be another young, dumb bitch who gave these people wank material.





Psst. TTJ, Tabby doesn't post anymore. We need a new red headed whore.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 07:56 PM

Transparent skin and red hair do go hand in hand

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 07:57 PM

Meh, I'd hit it. Where does the n00b live?

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 07:57 PM

Sorry, BBB. I had an extra dose of my bitch pills this morning. I'm not usually this bitchy.

Thud 68,497 19
07/19/2006 07:57 PM

They're nothing special.



They're covered, so judgement is withheld.



Nice smile, though.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 07:58 PM

You seem to give more respect to good-looking girls than nice people simply trying to talk, so I thought you might get off my back.



Respect? You might gain acceptance as another freak to this Side Show of Life that is GAB, but respect? Never.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 07:58 PM

Also, do you condition your hair? It looks like straw.



It was straightened

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 07:59 PM

Her hair's messy, but not like straw.





(Honestly, BBB, if you have a thick skin and don't post purely asinine comments, you'll be okay.)

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
07/19/2006 08:01 PM

First you ask to see her tits. Then get incensed when she shows them?



Hmmm.



How are those pregnancy hormones working out for ya?

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:02 PM

Respect? You might gain acceptance as another freak to this Side Show of Life that is GAB, but respect? Never.



Well, I think you've won. I'd rather read than post and try to defend myself from a hail of scathing comments. If I wanted to hear from an Emerson, I'd fart.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 08:03 PM

Frost YOU MONKEY!



And she didn't actually show them. And I stopped wanted to see them after she started acting like a stuck up, prissy little bitch.













Yeah, okay, maybe I am hormonal today.

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 08:03 PM

I don't think she's doing badly.











::ducks::

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:03 PM

SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE BITCH!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:03 PM

TTJ's just trying to figure out if its DP if Donk Frosts her in the ass since she already has a penis and balls in the front end.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:03 PM

That could have had better timing.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 08:03 PM

If I wanted to hear from an Emerson, I'd fart.



Wait a minute, chicks don't fart. She's a man, baby.

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 08:04 PM

Hi Slink! How was the hospital? Was there a thread?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:04 PM

Well, I think you've won. I'd rather read than post and try to defend myself from a hail of scathing comments. If I wanted to hear from an Emerson, I'd fart.



Don't be such a Poe.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/19/2006 08:04 PM

Dear BBB,



I have no doubt that as soon as i calm down, I am going to feel really bad about being bitchy. Because that's what I do. I get all irrational, and then say I'm sorry. So I'm just going to say sorry in advance. I would blame it on the pregnancy, but I've always been irrational.



Love,



TTJ

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:04 PM

I think you're all very funny and witty, but I don't understand all the malice. It's one thing to jokingly insult someone, but you seem to rip people apart. I'm guessing it's part of your noob/idiot filtration system?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:05 PM

The door's been left open for too long.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:05 PM

Pittsburgh

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:06 PM

Just me updating in this thread KChicki.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:06 PM

Ditdah's going to love her.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:07 PM

Pittsburgh huh? Want to make a trip to Maryland and have totally emotionless sex that will last two minutes?



If not I'll drive to Pittsburgh.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:07 PM

Wait a minute, chicks don't fart. She's a man, baby.



Haha. Chicks don't fart....That's a very misguided statement

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 08:07 PM

Slink, me you and her make a triangle. You know, a MMF is ok as long as the guys don't make eye contact.

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 08:07 PM

<action>runs up to BBB, whispers in her ear, then blends back into the shadows.</action> Yes.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 08:08 PM

Nice timing Slink.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:09 PM

Pittsburgh huh? Want to make a trip to Maryland and have totally emotionless sex that will last two minutes?



Women have vibrators for that reason

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:09 PM

Kchiki, just show us your tits for posting so slowly.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:10 PM

The internet is full of predictable people.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:11 PM

BobJohnson's so awesome that he got a woman pregnant with a vibrator. But he aborted it so Ollie could rape the fetus and pee in its butt.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:11 PM

Good job, you can use Google. Slow clap.

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 08:12 PM

Sorry Big, I'm in class.







Here you go.

newwave 45,912 10
07/19/2006 08:14 PM

Your website is weird.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:14 PM

After seeing Ollie's ass today, I am going back to mouse-over before clicking links.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:15 PM

Your website is weird.



My website WAS weird. That is no longer my website, but the default they put up.

Supercali-Chance-alistickexpialidocious! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 08:16 PM

While I was searching for that link, a classmate happened to walk behind me and see my type "ugly boobs" into the Google Image search box, to which he replied, "What the hell are you looking for??"



I turned to him and said, "Isn't it obvious?"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:17 PM

You should have said, "Where spoiled milk comes from."

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:18 PM

Good job, you can use Google. Slow clap.



Actually the reason I said predictable is because I just typed in Bluebunnybatman behind the myspace Shakespeare.



So Ha! I win.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
07/19/2006 08:19 PM

"Well, I think you've won. I'd rather read than post and try to defend myself from a hail of scathing comments."



A free tip. Defending yourself? Not useful or productive.



Let the hazing thread die, and make sure that the next few things you post in other threads are genuinely funny. Nobody gets accepted here by counter-punching right off the bat.



Mmmm, patient you must be, yes.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:19 PM

<action>remembers why he has been spending more time on HoB</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:20 PM

Nobody gets accepted here by counter-punching right off the bat.



Ahem.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:20 PM

You might want to get that looked at BIG, your coughs are showing up on the internet.

newwave 45,912 10
07/19/2006 08:21 PM

My website WAS weird.



Hmm. So that's not your website? I wonder who gets the e-mails on that site, and how they'll respond to my lewd proposition that we both find an abandonned mine shaft somewhere and... well, I digress. How's Pittsburgh treating you?

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
07/19/2006 08:21 PM

Coleridge stuck in your throat, BIG?

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
07/19/2006 08:22 PM

A drunk woman wandered into the restaurant yesterday. Now, I work in an open kitchen, and my station is right across from the hostess desk, so one of the first things anyone sees when they walk in is me poking around with my five foot paddle. (I work the oven, you Frost-ing perverts.)



So, said drunk lady decided she was going to take a look around, then she was interrupted by our hostess, who quickly analyzed the situation and gently led the woman out of the restaurant. On her way out, she looked at me, and I, being the courteous gentleman that I am, gave Madam Drunky a quick smile. She stops, leans over my counter, and about ten inches from my face (I thought she was trying to kiss me for a second), says "You're gorgeous."



Needless to say, I was quite taken aback as I watched her head off toward the elevators.



Minutes later,as I was just finishing closing down my station, again being the courteous gentleman that I am, I throat-raped her in the parking garage.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 08:23 PM

Nah, the syphalitic hooker I was having for dinner was going down a little chunky.



Ironically, 'little chunky' is the nickname for my penis.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
07/19/2006 08:24 PM

I'm not trying to steer anything back on topic, I just don't like this thread very much.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:28 PM

I'm not trying to steer anything back on topic, I just don't like this thread very much.



Yeahh, no one does

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:29 PM

You guys know what a good thread is?



This one.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
07/19/2006 08:43 PM

<action>throws slinky down the stairs. Then sets him on fire.</action>

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 08:44 PM

You fell for it didn't you?



HAHA!

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
07/19/2006 08:48 PM

No. And anyway, I've been here for something like two years (I know that's not that long, Chickens. Shut up). Lemonparty doesn't bother me anymore. At all. Nothing really does.



Except people that get accepted to a community, then feel the need to be complete Emersons and n00b bash anyone and everyone all of a sudden for no real reason.



Not that I'm talking about anyone in particular, or anything.

Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/19/2006 08:49 PM

You get Batman out of your goddamn name right now.

Thud 68,497 19
07/19/2006 08:51 PM

Next on Gab - Taco: Unleashed!

Kchiki - Wandering Florida since 1981! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 08:53 PM

Animal Planet's new documentary, "When Tacos Attack"

Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/19/2006 08:54 PM

This is one nineteen year old female who does NOT Frost around about Batman. I will e-kick the Shakespeare out of you.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:54 PM

You get Batman out of your goddamn name right now.



He's a grown man in tights living in a cave with an ambiguously eager younger boy. Being part of a noob's name is the least of his problems

Kchiki - Wandering Florida since 1981! 128,316 98
07/19/2006 08:55 PM

I can't help it! I'm starting to like her!

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 08:57 PM

I will e-kick the Shakespeare out of you.



I no longer have any Shakespeare in me. I had All-Bran this morning. That stuff is like Drano

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 09:04 PM

I no longer have any Shakespeare in me. I had All-Bran this morning. That stuff is like Drano



I wish.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 09:09 PM

Batman is over-rated.



SuperMan on the other hand...

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 09:10 PM

What about the Juggernaut, bitch?

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 09:11 PM

Anyone remember Captain Planet?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 09:11 PM

Yea. Gaia was hot.

ShinyGnome 27 6
07/19/2006 09:13 PM

No Shakespeare left? How about Frost your brains out?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:14 PM

Except people that get accepted to a community, then feel the need to be complete Emersons and n00b bash anyone and everyone all of a sudden for no real reason.



Hey, I resemble that remark.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
07/19/2006 09:16 PM

Yeah, but you're actually funny when you do it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:16 PM

You just don't want me to get Ollie to kill you tonight.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:17 PM

Plus I hate everyone. This person just happens to be new.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
07/19/2006 09:38 PM

Ollie won't kill me. Remember, I'm keeping the waggedyflibbetyflorce on hand.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:39 PM

Plus he probably likes having a friend he doesn't need a computer to talk to.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 09:41 PM

Plus I hate everyone. This person just happens to be new.



Just admit it. You have a fear of your intellectual betters.





Oooh.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:43 PM

Just admit it. You have a fear of your intellectual betters.





BURN1!11!!!eleventy!

To Chickens to take a Chance 286,539 61
07/19/2006 09:43 PM

Batman is over-rated.



SuperMan on the other hand...



Slink, I will gut you like a fish in Gablanta.

To Chickens to take a Chance 286,539 61
07/19/2006 09:44 PM

And I like the new kid.



We need all the redheads we can get in this joint.

Sage of Seattle (Morosely Insouciant) 36,465 8
07/19/2006 09:44 PM

<action>sidles up to BBB</action> Hey, all you need to do is write a poem about masturbation. They love that kind of stuff.





At least, it worked for me.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 09:45 PM

Just wait until he gets out of my car, please.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:45 PM

I wonder if she has an ugly vagina.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 09:46 PM

I wonder if she has an ugly vagina.



I thought you already established that I have a penis and balls?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 09:47 PM

Ummm, that was to Chickens.



And BIG, I bet she does. It probably looks likie that one that TTJ just posted in the other thread. Red hair and all.

To Chickens to take a Chance 286,539 61
07/19/2006 09:47 PM

And this made me think of this , only with red straw hair.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:47 PM

Some intellectual better you are.

To Chickens to take a Chance 286,539 61
07/19/2006 09:48 PM

and yes, it does take a massive set of balls to stand up to BIG in your first thread

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:50 PM

Not really. Its not like the time I told you I wanted to have sex with your sixteen year old daughter when she started bleeding.





By the way, she's got to be 17 by now. What's the age of consent in NC?

To Chickens to take a Chance 286,539 61
07/19/2006 09:52 PM

13. She's 12. AND WILL STAY THAT WAY AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 09:53 PM

Hey, all you need to do is write a poem about masturbation.



Jerk jerk, squirt squirt

Do it fast, make it hurt

Women, they all come from Venus

They won't sleep with BIG, 'cause he's got a crooked penis

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 09:54 PM

Crooked or tiny, either would work

MIdgets 96,092 48
07/19/2006 09:55 PM

BBB I love you.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:55 PM

Don't break a hip, grandpa. I wouldn't think of tainting your homeschooled, Republican Army with my alcoholic baby juice.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 09:56 PM

<action>Sings to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey"



Standing over Trixxie

All covered with jizz.

Take aim at it's cute face,

There's no way to miss.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:56 PM

Jerk jerk, squirt squirt

Do it fast, make it hurt

Women, they all come from Venus

They won't sleep with BIG, 'cause he's got a crooked penis



Its not really sleeping when you drug them. And its not rape since they never said no.



Its a win-win.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 09:57 PM

Slink, I will gut you like a fish in Gablanta.



So you're telling me I going to get beat up by an old dude in a kilt? That should be a hell of an article.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 09:57 PM

And it's not sex if you're too small to actually penetrate.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 09:59 PM

And it's not sex if you're too small to actually penetrate.



I KNEW ERIKA WAS STILL A VIRGIN.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/19/2006 09:59 PM

And it's not sex if you're too small to actually penetrate.



I'll use a sickle blade as a surrogate penis.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:01 PM

This is fun, I just hope she doesn't turn out to be some trash from McKeesport.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 10:07 PM

She'll be gone in a week.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:19 PM

She'll be gone in a week.



Eh, probably.

Are you from the Pittsburgh area, Big?

Proud Mary 43 0
07/19/2006 10:21 PM

Ha Ha

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:21 PM

Nope.



One of my roommates in college was.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:25 PM

That's unfortunate for him

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:26 PM

Damn, what's with all the Page Not Founds. It's my noobness, isn't it? It's killing the site

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:27 PM

Its probably you.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:30 PM

Either that or the server doesn't like people that have to go to satellite campuses because they can't get into the main campus.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:33 PM

For someone that doesn't like me, you sure are doing a lot of research

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:34 PM

Its good to know why you hate someone.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:35 PM

But I am starting to like that name. I really am.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:38 PM

What, BBB?



Anyway, it was never a question of intelligence. I started out at a different university and decided at the last minute to switch majors and schools. It had nothing to do with the sex scandal.

BIue Bunny Batman 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:44 PM

It was part of a legal settlement. I had a minor affair with a professor, well it was pretty major, but he denied the whole thing. I can't believe that the police didn't trust me when I told them he had flown back from Italy to have sex with me and made it back before his wife woke up.



He totally was going to leave her for me because I was letting him have anal and even blew his friends when he asked. But it was such a crock of Shakespeare at the hearing. The guy who they said was the professor was no one I had ever seen before. They made it out to seem like I was some trashy whore who was letting the janitors all have a turn with me.



They swore they were professors.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:47 PM

Mmmm, mop handles...

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:48 PM

I am now educated in the ways of the impersonation feature. I had been wondering about that.

BIue Bunny Batman 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:48 PM

So after my parents threw me out of the house, I moved in with this drug dealer/user. He was a good enough guy, but everytime he was short on money, I was pimped out to the local clergymen.



If you haven't been violated by a crucifix by a Cardinal, you have no idea what it means to see God.





But, I figured I need to get a college education, so I am whoring around Penn State hoping one of the boosters will let me get into the groupie big time and be a football team whore. I heard they get scholarships for that. Until then I am eating out the Financial Aid lady, I just wiShakespeare wasn't so hot, that fat cow really sweats. And it makes her Poe stink.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:55 PM

Oh, Big. When will the humor start.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:56 PM

I dunno', when are you leaving?

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 10:57 PM

Not until you stop posting trash like that.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:57 PM

Sometimes people don't get it at first.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 10:58 PM

That wasn't me, Chance. That was Big making use of the impersonation feature.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/19/2006 10:59 PM

Sometime people don't know how to play along.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/19/2006 11:02 PM

I'm not a team player.



But you get your wish, I'm off for the night. I'm going to go on to important things, like playing Oregon Trail. Yesss!

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/19/2006 11:03 PM

And sometimes people don't know who they're talking to.

TheGreatDizzbino 104 6
07/20/2006 12:16 AM

I don't know about all the other n00bs, but I feel violated.



And I like it.

Aminal Handler 0 0
07/20/2006 12:23 AM

I can help you with that again.

Millie 116,988 28
07/20/2006 12:48 AM

BIG, don't be such a jackass all the time.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/20/2006 10:13 AM

BIG, keep up the being a jackass thing. Not many people can pull it off, but it is just so you.

Ditdah, plotting to kill Abe Vigoda 123,110 14
07/20/2006 11:54 AM

Why does everyone assume that I'm going to love her? Just cause she's from Pittsburgh and has boobs?



Can she spell Big Ben's last name without Googling it? Can she name 3 wide receivers? Can she tell me the name of the stadium?



And the most important question, will she let me PLAY with her boobs?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 11:59 AM

Can she spell Big Ben's last name without Googling it? Can she name 3 wide receivers? Can she tell me the name of the stadium?



Clock. Trixxie, Trae, Chance. Heinz Field.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/20/2006 01:45 PM

Customer: Do you have any.. Oh wait, I found it.



Me: "..."



Customer: Ay, I wanted alcohol, but these beers will do.



Me: "beer is alcohol".



Customer: "..."

daisypie 49,378 9
07/20/2006 02:14 PM

<action>agrees with Chicken's, with a small caveat:</action>I like the new kid.



We need all the redheaded chicks we can get in this joint...

Sylvesterwave 45,912 10
07/20/2006 02:20 PM

<action>pops a boner the size of a toaster oven</action>

Sarah (Donde esta mis pantalones?) 30,601 8
07/20/2006 02:23 PM

I wonder if she has an ugly vagina.



Is there such thing as a non-ugly vagina?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 02:27 PM

Sure. Post yours and we'll tell you what we think.

Licka Ninevolt 80,728 42
07/20/2006 02:29 PM

Oh, and when he smiled, he looked like Dave Chappelle.



He was white.

Sarah (Donde esta mis pantalones?) 30,601 8
07/20/2006 02:30 PM

Sure. Post yours and we'll tell you what we think.



No.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
07/20/2006 02:31 PM

So is the password "becky" to the pics?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 02:32 PM

Is it that ugly?

Sarah (Donde esta mis pantalones?) 30,601 8
07/20/2006 02:37 PM

Is it that ugly?



No.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 02:38 PM

Have you ever had an abortion?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 02:43 PM

I am surprised there hasn't been a parody thread titled, "The prevalence of cum dumpsters."

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/20/2006 02:45 PM

If you start it, they(I) will post.

Sarah (Donde esta mis pantalones?) 30,601 8
07/20/2006 02:45 PM

Have you ever had an abortion?



Yes, and its too damn bad your mother never considered that instead of birthing you.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/20/2006 02:47 PM

They would have needed a big vaccuum cleaner for that job.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 02:47 PM

Do you live in Tuscon?

Sarah (Donde esta mis pantalones?) 30,601 8
07/20/2006 02:50 PM

Do you live in Tuscon?



Do I?

Phuc 237,919 21
07/20/2006 02:50 PM

Or a 19-year-old college student that loves bookstores.



Who. Who loves bookstores.



Check that nickel again.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 03:00 PM

Yes, do you?

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
07/20/2006 03:03 PM

I once worked in a petstore that has a Vet Clinic attached to it. There was this one ginormormous girl that worked at the Vet. She is close to 6 feet, and I would say 300 lbs easy. One day we were discussing which would we rather want: to win the lottery, or big girls head full of nickels. We all chose the nickels.

Sarah (Donde esta mis pantalones?) 30,601 8
07/20/2006 03:07 PM

No. I live in Illinois. Did you want to take me out on a date or something? You're so sweet.

Lupience the Dahlia Queen 26,981 11
07/20/2006 03:09 PM

Is this thread about sex?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/20/2006 03:10 PM

She is close to 6 feet, and I would say 300 lbs easy.



I'd hit it, and before anyone says, "It'll hit back", let me just say that I like it that way. By the way, Lupie, now it is.

Lupience the Dahlia Queen 26,981 11
07/20/2006 03:12 PM

Thank you. I've been waiting so very long.

MIdgets 96,092 48
07/20/2006 03:12 PM

This thread is getting too long for us bassakwards dial up people.



Could we move it to a new one titled "Big setting Sarah up for something nasty" or "Here's BBBs tits".

Sarah (Donde esta mis pantalones?) 30,601 8
07/20/2006 03:25 PM

Could we move it to a new one titled "Big setting Sarah up for something nasty"



No.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/20/2006 06:30 PM

Can she spell Big Ben's last name without Googling it? Can she name 3 wide receivers? Can she tell me the name of the stadium?



Roethlisberger. Heinz Field. Don't know any wide receivers, I've always liked the tight ends. Har, har.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/20/2006 06:33 PM

And bookstores rock. They make a great front for an illegal drug ring/fetish shop. No one ever suspects the nerdy types....

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/20/2006 11:34 PM

And bookstores rock. They make a great front for an illegal drug ring/fetish shop. No one ever suspects the nerdy types....



Yeah, I'll take two copies of the newest title by Dan Brown, an eighth of weed, that lovely set of whips and chains, and that shiny red ball gag. I'm throwing an extreme reading party.

Sarah (Donde esta mis pantalones?) 30,601 8
07/21/2006 09:59 AM

Note to self: Hit up Waldenbooks next time I'm in the mall...

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/21/2006 10:05 AM

No one ever suspects the nerdy types....



EVERYONE suspects the nerdy types, red.

jaggeh NOT JAGGY 860 8
07/21/2006 10:49 AM

i really need to learn how to be an insomniac or something i always miss the good ones when im asleep.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
07/22/2006 04:12 PM

Little Sylvester just showed up, if you know what I mean.