Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
07/20/2006 11:36 AM

<action>dies just a little bit from the lack of participation in this thread</action>

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/20/2006 11:41 AM

*realizes she's actually going to New Jersey, cries*



New Jersey actually exists? I thought it was an imaginary state used in the movies, like those phone numbers that start with 555.

ShinyGnome 27 6
07/20/2006 11:49 AM

I read about New Jersey on wikipedia, so its gotta be real.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/20/2006 11:53 AM

Kick BIG in the shins for me when you see him.

BobJohnson, Chancellor of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
07/20/2006 11:56 AM

Now every time I see medical waste and therefore think of New Jersey, I'll also think of you.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 12:07 PM

You're flying to NYC? Nice of you to let people know, bitch.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/20/2006 12:09 PM

Clear the whiskey out of your eyes and read it again, douche.

Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,185 10
07/20/2006 12:10 PM

Do NOT walk around Times Square at 4 a.m. like I did. I'll never be the same.

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
07/20/2006 12:16 PM

<action>looks at herself after taking a red eye flight</action>

Don't wipe the whiskey out of your eyes BIG.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 12:47 PM

Trae, I read the first line and my outrage of not being informed mandated an immediate post. Seeing now that she will be flying into New Jersey and didn't let me now, I will now hunt her down and kill her.





Trae, don't be jealous.

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
07/20/2006 01:08 PM

Things to do while in New York/New Jersey:

1. Hang out with Dinesh

2. See Empire State Building

3. Stroll Central Park

4. Get killed by drunk Irish socio-path.

5. Wear cement shoes

6. Swim with the fishes

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/20/2006 01:19 PM

realizes she's actually going to New Jersey, cries*



Don't touch the third rail

SharribarriBBQ 14,124 11
07/20/2006 01:24 PM

<action>wishes this conversation took place</action>

Kittens: Hey Sharri!

Sharri: Yeah Kittens?

K: Wanna hang out when I'm on the east coast?

S: Sure, I'd love to meet a west coast gabber.



What really took place:





Sharri: Kittens?





Kittens.......







(cries)

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
07/20/2006 01:52 PM

Sharri, I am free all day Friday if you wanna hang out with me in NYC. I don't have a car or anything, I'll be cabbing/subwaying/getting mugged/kidnapped to get around the city.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 01:59 PM

You should go to Chinatown and count the number of people that look like Uncle Al.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/20/2006 03:23 PM

Sharri...I'm on the East Coast.







Just sayin'.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/20/2006 03:24 PM

Bald, fat and available!



Who could ask for more, eh Sharri? Eh?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/20/2006 03:26 PM

Who says I'm available?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/20/2006 03:28 PM

YELLOW!!!!!!

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
07/20/2006 03:29 PM

Eh? I can't hear you Trae.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/20/2006 03:42 PM

<action> screams RED!! and climbs up a wall like spiderman</action>





</inside joke>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 03:47 PM

I think I will spend my weekend not hanging out with any GABbers.

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
07/20/2006 04:14 PM

Then why are you still here?

dinesh 24,862 16
07/20/2006 04:21 PM

Just a hint: don't eat any indian food if you cna help it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 04:39 PM

Then why are you still here?



Its Thurdsay.

SharribarriBBQ 14,124 11
07/20/2006 05:21 PM

Kittens! I'd love to hang. (Thanks for asking) Can I meet you after work? I may take the train in and stay overnight.... How late are you going to be in the city?

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
07/20/2006 05:33 PM

Dinesh is going to have me for dinner so I will only be in the city for the day.



He also sent me curry scented body oil a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure what that's all about, but my skin sure is smooth!

SharribarriBBQ 14,124 11
07/20/2006 05:36 PM

Awwwwhh! That stinks, but I hope you have fun with Dinesh. I hope you're not too spicy though, I hear he can't take the heat.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 06:04 PM

If Sharri and Kittuns hung out...that would be the highest consentrated area of mammary in the Northern Hemisphere.

Straw puts Chance in name cause everyone's doin it 98,000 37
07/20/2006 06:40 PM

You're flying to NYC? Nice of you to let people know, bitch.



I'll be in NYC Aug 19 & 20.



*crickets chirping*

Straw puts Chance in name cause everyone's doin it 98,000 37
07/20/2006 06:41 PM

And I'll be in New Jersey Oct 6,7,8.



*crickets suffocating to death*

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 07:08 PM

Where in NJ?

Straw puts Chance in name cause everyone's doin it 98,000 37
07/20/2006 07:41 PM

The event I'm going to is in Hoboken. I think I'll be staying in Jersey City.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 07:45 PM

I am going to get to rape you, AWESOME.

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
07/20/2006 07:48 PM

Then why are you still here?



Its Thurdsay.





Oh. Right. Just checkin' you know....

Straw puts Chance in name cause everyone's doin it 98,000 37
07/20/2006 07:50 PM

Thuper!

daisypie 49,378 9
07/20/2006 08:04 PM

If you'll be staying in Jersey City, take the ferry from Liberty State Park to the Statue of Liberty. (It's actually in New Jersey, you know)



Also, the Empire State Building is nice, and all, but I like the observation deck at 30 Rockefeller Center, 'Top of the Rock', better...

SharribarriBBQ 14,124 11
07/20/2006 10:47 PM

Straw, I just might be able to meet up with you. When you know more concrete details, email me and we'll see if I can work my schedule to accommodate yours. I am nice and not creepy, just ask Big just take my word for it!

Straw puts Chance in name cause everyone's doin it 98,000 37
07/20/2006 11:35 PM

Sharri - which of my trips? The August Manhattan trip or the October Hoboken trip?

dinesh 24,862 16
07/21/2006 11:06 AM

kittens on a delayed plane.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
07/21/2006 11:15 AM

I'll be in Boston everyday. You know, because I live near by. Just in case anyone wanted to know

jaggeh NOT JAGGY 860 8
07/21/2006 11:21 AM

How could you be excited about going to New York. Just take a walk to your local Garbage dump, burn half your savings and stab yourself twice. It has the same effect as a trip to NYC

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/21/2006 01:40 PM

I didn't want to hang out with Kittuns anyway.

Magneto Kittuns 44,835 9
07/21/2006 01:42 PM

I'm in NEW mother-FrostING YORK CITY.



I walked from Penn station to Central park where I took one of those bike tour thingies.



KITTUNS HELPFUL TRAVEL TIP #1

Don't wear a low cut shirt to NYC if you are busty. I have seen about 20 more tounges that I wanted to see today.

Magneto Kittuns 44,835 9
07/21/2006 01:42 PM

Check your email Beebs!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2006 01:45 PM

Whore.

Magneto Kittuns 44,835 9
07/21/2006 01:45 PM

I totally am! I made like, $20, today!

Magneto Kittuns 44,835 9
07/21/2006 01:46 PM

DUDE! Ice cream man is outside of the Kinkos!



LATER LOSERS!

Creepy Baby Head 80,728 42
07/21/2006 02:23 PM

Ralph Wiggum buying ice cream:





Ralph Wiggum: "I bought some ice cream,

I bought some ice cream..(he trips and falls down)



Ralph Wiggum: "ow!"



Ralph Wiggum: "I bent my cookie"

Creepy Baby Head 80,728 42
07/21/2006 02:26 PM

Ralph Wiggum buying ice cream:





Ralph Wiggum: "I bought some ice cream,

I bought some ice cream..(he trips and falls down)



Ralph Wiggum: "ow!"



Ralph Wiggum: "I bent my cookie""This Eskimo Pie is now indistinguishable from all the other Shakespeare in my pants"