Chance has no chance with Slinky 28,185 10
07/21/2006 08:30 AM

You're not "crashing" it if you were hired.

TableTopJane wants a rock to wind a string around 173,958 15
07/21/2006 08:30 AM

Damn it, Slinky.

Fratberry 283,018 53
07/21/2006 08:31 AM

heh.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
07/21/2006 08:31 AM

She "crashed" out of the cake.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 08:31 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!







</sarcasm>

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
07/21/2006 08:34 AM

Trae my dear, whilst I applaud you're subtleness with the English language, that's the first time I've ever heard the word 'crashed' used as a euphemism for 'gang-bang'.

TableTopJane wants a rock to wind a string around 173,958 15
07/21/2006 08:39 AM

I don't know. "Subtle" isn't a word I would use when talking about Trae.

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
07/21/2006 08:41 AM

You're quite right. Usually it'd be 'a vagina that can swallow a bar stool'.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
07/21/2006 08:42 AM

Oh!

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 08:46 AM

Sure, ya'll laugh it up now. Nacho, I'll grasp your smart ass tongue with my vice grips-o-love and you'll realize that my vagina is my schtick, not my wonderful sense of humor.





LEAVE MY VAJAYJAY ALONE!

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
07/21/2006 08:47 AM

and you'll realize that my vagina is my schtick, not my wonderful sense of humor.



Strange, I thought it was the thing you used to pay the rent.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
07/21/2006 08:48 AM

vagina is my schtick



Some one has some gender confusion issues.

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
07/21/2006 08:55 AM

LEAVE MY VAJAYJAY ALONE!



I'll take 'Trae's least uttered phrases' for $500, Alex.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
07/21/2006 08:57 AM

Did you do the Dew?













Probably not safe for work.

Obi Wan Crackanobi 68,758 11
07/21/2006 08:58 AM

In my head I am seeing a room full of hot 20 something men all worn out laying on the floor and Trae standing over them saying "Is that all you got?".

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
07/21/2006 08:59 AM

LEAVE MY VAJAYJAY ALONE!



I'll take 'Trae's least uttered phrases' for $500, Alex.



Unless it's to move on to her ass.



Yeah, I really need to stop this.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 09:02 AM

Yes, yes you do.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/21/2006 09:03 AM

In my head I'm seeing green fire, iced tea, Jessica Biehl, a yellow bird that talks like Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet," a large platter with various sliced meats, , paper clips, Bender, Jessica Biehl lying nekkid on a platter of various sliced meats, and a half-empty glass of water.

Fratberry 283,018 53
07/21/2006 09:05 AM

In other words, business as usual.

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
07/21/2006 09:09 AM

<action>licks Trae's oesophagus</action>I kid my dear. I kid because I love.



That and because I wouldn't want you to swallow me whole and crush me with your cavernous vagina if you thought I was serious.

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
07/21/2006 09:09 AM

Although at least I'd have a choice of bar stools to sit on while it was happening.





I'm so so sorry.

Obi Wan Crackanobi 68,758 11
07/21/2006 09:10 AM

Yes. Yes you are.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 09:15 AM

Humor, kickin it live from across the pond today!

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/21/2006 09:22 AM

It wasn't with the Duke LaCrosse team, was it?

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 10:06 AM

No, stupid ass.



They played football.

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/21/2006 10:07 AM

Aussie football?

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 10:09 AM

Ha! Quit telling my man-secrets, you!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2006 10:16 AM

So you spent the whole night drooling over young guys who were wondering "Why's that old lady staring at us? She's creeping me out.", until the bravest and drunkest of the group took one for the team and Frosted you in the parking lot?

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 10:38 AM

Actually no - - I just toyed with them to have them buy me drinks, calmly wiped THEIR drool off of my shirt and went home.



Never thought I'd say this but I'm wayyy too busy with my current boytoy to even think about entertaining another.



As far as taking one for the team goes - - it must suck for you to always be "that guy" huh?

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/21/2006 10:50 AM

Trae, luv, you have to admit that was funny as hell. BIG, I like the way you think.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 10:59 AM

Oh it was funny. Never disputed that. He's a funny guy.





The ugly ones kind of have to be.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/21/2006 11:01 AM

Get a room, you two.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 11:02 AM

Lets remember those cute little characters :



>*< SFW



>O< NSFW





mother-Froster...Shakespeare.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
07/21/2006 02:08 PM

And the award for most obvious joke set-up in the history of GAB goes to Trae.













Trae will accept the award live via satellite from the third men's room stall at Bob's Martina Emporium in Atlanta.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
07/21/2006 02:09 PM

Martini dammit.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 03:16 PM

I love you Trix! Email me at gablanta@gmail.com - - I know you're coming but I need to have an email for organizational purposes!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2006 03:17 PM

Organizational purposes?



LAME.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
07/21/2006 03:24 PM

Don't be jealous, and yes they are real and they are SPECTACULAR.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2006 03:26 PM

I'm thinking about going to Vegas that weekend.

Doll of Troy - Launching 1000 Chances 3,467 8
07/21/2006 04:16 PM

I'm thinking about going to Vegas that weekend



If you make it a different weekend I might be able to meet you. That weekend I will be at a wedding.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2006 04:18 PM

Yours?

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 04:38 PM

If you make it a different weekend I might be able to meet you. That weekend I will be at a wedding.



You really must have a deathwish...all he'll do is try to rape you but end up smothering you to death with his fat ass instead.



That's never pretty.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2006 04:43 PM

Damn Trae gets bitchy when she's jealous.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
07/21/2006 04:48 PM

Hey, has anyone done a joke in this thread about Trae supposedly being promiscuous?



Because that would be, you know.



Funny.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
07/21/2006 04:52 PM

We tried the trailer park jokes but they never quite took off like we'd hoped, eh Monkey?