Millie 116,988 28
07/23/2006 12:17 AM

He won't let you link to his pictures.



Fag.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/23/2006 12:18 AM

Jay Leno (read: Conan O'Brien)

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/23/2006 12:22 AM

Aw, sadness. He could bring joy to so many.



Well, so much for my first CapCon!

Pram, Pram on the Range 80,728 42
07/23/2006 12:25 AM

You can fly,



You can fly,



you can...

















































NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

btotheizzle 1,386 7
07/23/2006 12:26 AM

<action>breaks into song.</action>

I feel so pretty,



so pretty and GAYYYYYY!

MIdgets 96,092 48
07/23/2006 12:50 AM

Holy Shakespeare!



That guy makes Trixxie look straight.

Obi Wan Crackanobi 68,758 11
07/23/2006 12:53 AM

I think the only real caption for any of those pics would be:



"I like penith. I like penith in my ath. Yeth I do."

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
07/23/2006 04:25 PM

And they wonder why so many fags get beaten up.

Pisserbyer 104 6
07/23/2006 04:29 PM

I don't know, he looks like a promising maid to me.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/23/2006 04:39 PM

Yeah, well, I wouldn't let that thing dust behind the desk if I was sitting behind it, nudge nudge, wank wank.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
07/24/2006 01:05 PM

I've seen interviews; he is sincere and adamant about his heterosexuality.

Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
07/24/2006 01:24 PM

And a guy dressed like he does would have a hella hard time keeping it on the down low.



Like Liberace, Elton John...

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
07/24/2006 03:47 PM

I've seen interviews; he is sincere and adamant about his heterosexuality.



I agree with Trixxie. Just because he loves the Coleridge(obvious), he's not necessarily gay.

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/24/2006 04:28 PM

<action> closes the closet on PETER Pan</action>



Yeah, whatever you want to pretend, buddy.

TheProfessorJohn saved 15% by switching to Geico 1,146 8
07/24/2006 10:50 PM

I don't think a love of Coleridge makes you gay.



A love of coleridge (notice the capitalization) doesn't necessarily either -- I have a healthy love for my own -- but it's when you adore those of others that it starts to be a bigger . . . er, issue.

Chance has no chance with Slinky 28,185 10
07/24/2006 10:52 PM

<action> plays dumb.</action>



What's a coleridge?

High Priestess with Jazz Hands! 58,948 29
07/24/2006 10:57 PM

Something something so far back in the closet something something in Narnia something something his clothes will help him fit in.

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
07/24/2006 11:34 PM

I knew I should have killed the tooth fairy when I had the chance.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/25/2006 04:04 AM

Lord Fagleroy wrote:

these combinations really started to make nice dancing costumes, for 'clubing'



How nice... He dresses up to get his ass kicked

Kürbis-Kopf 56,642 8
07/26/2006 12:57 PM

Emo Philips tired of his standup routines (as they've not changed in years) goes for the gold with his new "Peter Pan-The Gay Years" show.