Stabbing Chance since June '06 512 7
07/25/2006 06:01 AM

<action>Waves his hand in the air</action>It depends if Sally has pooped since she ate the first apple.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 06:08 AM

Only in Petes mouth.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
07/25/2006 06:11 AM

Depends if the docter puked them up later...



Was Sally Hott?!?

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 06:30 AM

Was Sally Hott?!?



You tell me.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/25/2006 06:31 AM

D) All of them, but they're kind of everywhere.



Seriously though, I did try to do the equation, but it's not worded cleary enough towards the end:



"1/8th each"? Either Sally has multiple personalities who all like apples, or she's barfing up 1/8th of each of the three apples, which is 3/8ths of a pukey, gooey mess of a former apple. Does that even count as what's left? If it does, you are twisted.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 06:38 AM

you are twisted.



Old news, old news.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 06:46 AM

<action>eats peice of apple</action>

If only I wasn't too late to save her...

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/25/2006 06:51 AM

Alright, I tried to do that problem again.



(3-1)-.5 = ?



3 - (1-.5)= ?



+ 3/8?!









































Frost MINUS Shakespeare MINUS PISS = YAAAY, I SOLVED THE EQUATION, YAAAY

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 06:59 AM

Not even remotely funny.

This is remotely funny:



RAPE



You aren't funny.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
07/25/2006 07:08 AM

I tried the equation... but then realized that the last part where the docter came in, he had ate the remaining...



I still wonder if he puked them back up in the end... We need a part 2...

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 07:10 AM

I still wonder if he puked them back up in the end... We need a part 2...



Part two:

The docter puked up the apples and shoved them up your ass.



Now shut up.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
07/25/2006 07:14 AM

Bravo, Bravo.

Aminal Handler 0 0
07/25/2006 07:45 AM

Sally was a drag Queen, therefore he only had one adams apple.The aids gave it away.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/25/2006 07:47 AM

Drag queen or not, he should still have only one adam's apple.



How high are you?

Aminal Handler 0 0
07/25/2006 07:52 AM

Not where I come from. The mother-Frosters have two heads down here.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
07/25/2006 07:53 AM

Sally was a drag Queen, therefore he only had one adams apple.The aids gave it away.



If sally was a drag queen, wouldn't the dick in between his legs give it away? Or am I high and not reading it right?

Aminal Handler 0 0
07/25/2006 07:56 AM

Silly silly silly.



She had the Frost-ing operation ok, but it makes it a litle bit of a tricky procedure to remove the bloody adams apple.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 08:07 AM

Wow.

Somehow, my conversation attracted idiot-palooza.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
07/25/2006 08:07 AM

If he had an operation of the nuts, he/she would be considered a "transexual" not a Frost-ing drag queen...

Aminal Handler 0 0
07/25/2006 08:13 AM

If he had an operation of the nuts, he/she would be considered a "transexual" not a Frost-ing drag queen...



Did it hurt and can you still piss standing?

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
07/25/2006 08:19 AM

I don't know, why don't you tell me, after all it's obvious that you know.

Aminal Handler 0 0
07/25/2006 08:28 AM

Lets see if I can help explain this to a Blueleprechaun.



Your old poppy got the big choppy. Now you squat like you have a twat. At least you wont pee on your knee.



Do you need more?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/25/2006 08:28 AM

Wow.

Somehow, my conversation attracted idiot-palooza.



That happens to most of us when we talk to ourselves.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
07/25/2006 08:30 AM

Sure explain more, im having a blast...

Aminal Handler 0 0
07/25/2006 08:37 AM

All I really know about fags is that they may cause erectile dysfunction.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
07/25/2006 08:46 AM

oooo, sounds like fun!

Chit 178,781 15
07/25/2006 08:52 AM

It doesn't really matter.



Cause everyone died of AIDS !











So, how do you like them apples ?

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 09:28 AM

Wow.



Congratulations Chit,

you have an IQ of 3!



Which is 3 more then anyone else here.

Obi Wan Crackanobi 68,758 11
07/25/2006 09:30 AM

Why don't you go lay on some railroad tracks and wait?

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 09:32 AM

Why don't you go lay on some railroad tracks and wait?



Today, it'd be much more dangerous to take a train ride.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/25/2006 11:15 AM

<action> looks into his crystal ball </action>



I see a career of standup on HBO (HOB?) in your future.



Doing black comedy.

jaggeh 860 8
07/25/2006 12:17 PM

so what your saying is theres a dead chickGuy covered in puked up apples lying around somewhere.....with nobody to care for his body?



Is anyone else aroused?

King Cargo 167 6
07/25/2006 02:08 PM

Just finished rubbing one out.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
07/25/2006 02:09 PM

Apples or Emersons?

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 06:35 PM

Apples or tail end of a cows?



Both.

'Twas a by-product apple.

A Chance to be Abe Vigodas Love Slave 171,275 14
07/25/2006 06:36 PM

Great Odin's raven.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 06:42 PM

Pete is now living happily, owning ze only cure ever to AIDS.



Only he changed his name to George W. Bush.

























































































































Fag.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
07/25/2006 06:45 PM

You suck worse then my ex girlfriend.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/25/2006 06:45 PM

You suck worse then my ex girlfriend.



Sorry, I'm not gay.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/25/2006 06:59 PM

Just your name is?

Pained Soul 273 7
07/26/2006 05:41 PM

Just your name is?



No, my name is cliched, idiotic, emo, overused, stupid, dumb, and moronic.



But not gay.

Only my boyfriend is.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
07/26/2006 05:43 PM

Q: How do you know your room mate is a fag.



A: His dick tastes like Shakespeare.



-Ancient-

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/26/2006 07:13 PM

my name is cliched, idiotic, emo, overused, stupid, dumb, and moronic.



Well, at least you're consistent.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/27/2006 01:44 AM

Q: How do you know your room mate is a fag.



A: His dick tastes like manure.



-Ancient-



I'm sorry it took me so long to post, but there was so much imcomprehensible stupidity in those posts it took me awhile to clear that crap out of my already painfully small mind.

Lost cause 482 6
07/27/2006 01:49 AM

Just don't read the Shakespeare you post and it makes perfect sense.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/30/2006 07:07 PM

Just don't read the manure you post and it makes perfect sense.



I've gotta give you points for that one.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/30/2006 07:08 PM

<action>gives Lost Cause points</action>Now shuddup.

daisypie 49,378 9
07/30/2006 07:37 PM

Is it 2?

daisypie 49,378 9
07/30/2006 07:37 PM

42?

daisypie 49,378 9
07/30/2006 07:38 PM

...It has to be one or the other. The gabtionary says so...

walker6168 193 6
07/30/2006 09:33 PM

I liked it better when this post was about date rape and AIDs. The correct answer is 3. Sally is obviously anorexic and knows the apples will make her fat.

Pained Soul 273 7
08/01/2006 03:30 AM

Sally is obviously anorexic



Not quite.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/01/2006 05:34 AM

I would suggest that she eat more fiber, but she would probably disappear into a mushroom cloud of Shakespeare.

Licka Ninevolt 80,728 42
08/02/2006 05:01 AM

I only know this because I am a mushroom cloud of Shakespeare.

eminathyn 0 0
08/02/2006 05:08 AM

WTF!!!





...and they say I\'m bad for Zug...

Lila Drinks Pepsi 78,555 13
08/02/2006 05:43 AM

You are.