Loopy -tying her knot 6,902 12
07/26/2006 10:34 PM

Dude! You were supposed to wear the pink sweater! Now we all look like idiots.

Chit 178,781 15
07/26/2006 10:36 PM

Do these briefs make my ass look fat to you ?

High Priestess with Jazz Hands! 58,948 29
07/26/2006 10:36 PM

Chickens makes a wrong turn on his way to the Highland games.

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
07/26/2006 10:37 PM

"Who wants to sit on my head?"

Lost cause 482 6
07/26/2006 10:41 PM

Bad theme for the GABers get together.

Chit 178,781 15
07/26/2006 10:42 PM

Bring it on then bitches !

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
07/26/2006 10:50 PM

"PPsst! Hey! Why are we all standing around for? I thought I heard the ref say there was a fag down on the field."

Thud 68,497 19
07/26/2006 10:51 PM

MY EYES!!!!

Straw puts Chance in name cause everyone's doin it 98,000 37
07/26/2006 11:34 PM

Get a clue, fellas! Neckties are supposed to be worn around the neck, not off the back of the head.



Stupid freaks.

Straw puts Chance in name cause everyone's doin it 98,000 37
07/26/2006 11:35 PM

Umm...are those little silver dicks on top of their hats?

Chit 178,781 15
07/26/2006 11:41 PM

Are you ready boots ?





Start walkin'!

Lost cause 482 6
07/26/2006 11:46 PM

"The French soccer team looks on sadly, as the penalty shot is taken."

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/26/2006 11:46 PM

We have secretly substituted the uniforms of the football team with those of the cheerleading squad. Let's see if anyone notices.

The Jerk 6,311 9
07/26/2006 11:52 PM

A rare appearance by the Mongolian bikini team.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/27/2006 12:03 AM

I'm just glad we can't see them from the front

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/27/2006 12:04 AM

Those little short-shorts don't look like they'd do the trick, if you know what I mean...

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/27/2006 12:16 AM

The Matrix 4: Morpheus gets cloned and plays with himself.

To Chickens to take a Chance 286,539 61
07/27/2006 02:33 AM

"Who wants to wrestle? I want to wrestle. Do you want to wrestle?"

Lost cause 482 6
07/27/2006 02:37 AM

We wear short shorts

If you dare ware short shorts

Nair for short shorts

Zero248 364 8
07/27/2006 05:37 AM

The ZUG team meeting was a complete success

jaggeh 860 8
07/27/2006 06:02 AM

Hargrave Family picnic '06

Cranky 571 8
07/27/2006 08:07 AM

Almost immediately, Lou Pearlman realized that Toledo, Ohio was the wrong location for his next Boy Band auditions.

yeel 15 8
07/27/2006 08:23 AM

Is that a target on their pants, hence the headwear?

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
07/27/2006 09:00 AM

Paradise Island's ground keeping staff.

THIS IS NOT A TOY! 211,584 32
07/27/2006 09:01 AM

Drew Bledsoe is gay?

LuckyLuke 695 9
07/27/2006 09:11 AM

"I believe in magic kilts spun from gold",

Thinking:Am I the only one that can't see it?

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/27/2006 09:20 AM

Those are some kick ass boots, though.

All Trixxie, and a Crock of Dick Cheese 65,026 15
07/27/2006 09:29 AM

Wonder Sumos, Wonder Sumos.

All the world's waiting for you,

and the power you possess.



In your satin tights,

Fighting for your rights

And the old Red, White and Blue.



Wonder Sumos, Wonder Sumos.

Now the world is ready for you,

and the wonders you can do.



Make a hawk a dove,

Stop a war with love,

Make a liar tell the truth.



Wonder Sumos,

Get us out from under, Wonder Sumos.

All our hopes are pinned on you.

And the magic that you do.



Stop a bullet cold,

Make the Axis fall,

Change their minds, and change the world.



Wonder Sumos, Wonder Sumos.

You're a wonder, Wonder Sumos.

Kürbis-Kopf 56,642 8
07/27/2006 11:50 AM

Little was known until recently about the "Mongolian WHORES", who followed Ghengis Khan and his hordes from camp to camp.

JohnLikeMe 55 6
07/27/2006 03:22 PM

The annual powerhouse Arian Brotherhood squad gives its opponents the stinkeye before preforming in the 2006 Prisonyard Cheerleading Championship.

mariemarie 2,881 7
07/27/2006 05:03 PM

Full out war ensued after someone failed to heed advice issued by Annie Lenox to not mess with a missionary man.

mariemarie 2,881 7
07/27/2006 05:07 PM

It was obvious the team had doused their shorts well with Gold Bond medicated powder to prevent getting "raw-butt" in the summer heat.

mariemarie 2,881 7
07/27/2006 05:08 PM

Richard Simmon's new back-up dancers: "Sweatin with the muffin-tops!"

Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil 121 6
07/27/2006 06:02 PM

The Seven Sissy Samurai

Mr Iggy 5 7
07/27/2006 06:23 PM

STRIP FOOTBALL WORLD CUP

Frickindeal 348 8
07/27/2006 06:52 PM

Desperate for content in their nascent years, ESPN aired the entire 1988 season of Tibetan Rules Football.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/27/2006 08:56 PM

"Who wants to be Michael Jackson's backup dancers?"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
07/27/2006 10:38 PM

I'd like to officially welcome another dog to GAB.



If you crap on something, you clean it up.

randomhero 8 6
07/28/2006 02:34 AM

Which way to the gay superman convention?

Pisserbyer 104 6
07/28/2006 03:23 PM

A lot of man.



One ball.

Barbs 127 8
07/28/2006 03:48 PM

Guy with white knee band: Our cheerleading at the G8 was a terrific success.



Fat ass guy: Yeah!!! Bush asked me for my phone number :)

J2Spank 358 6
07/28/2006 04:29 PM

Gay matadors move in herds to protect the young and...um...sick ones.

Pained Soul 273 7
07/28/2006 04:53 PM

And as we walked down the field, I thought,







"Do you feel a breeze in here?"

XXXLuisanXXX 28 6
07/28/2006 06:58 PM

Does this sweater make me look fat?

X-DEATH 262 9
07/31/2006 04:10 AM

We have a new NFL team joining us this year. The Orange County Fruits & Nuts.

Cranky 571 8
07/31/2006 12:20 PM

Hubert couldn't afford the entire "Dallas Doughboys" outfit so he shaved and dyed his back hair to match the others.



And it was a success!

ViperJ244 2 6
07/31/2006 02:56 PM

Looks like the lingerie bowl teams couldn't afford the usual players this year.

Pained Soul 273 7
08/01/2006 03:18 AM

Does this fat make my sweater look bad?

Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
08/01/2006 07:33 AM

"Afterward, c'mon over to the cul de sac. I got some new lawn furniture..."

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
08/01/2006 08:09 AM

It's traditional Celtic garb worn during the festival of fagra.

gingernorthernmonkey 9 6
08/01/2006 09:32 AM

Wonder Woman Roadshow reaches Okinawa - Some of the locals take things a little too far.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/01/2006 11:15 AM

After coming out of the closet, Lance Bass holds auditions for new groupies more appropriate to his sexual prefrence.

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
08/01/2006 03:45 PM

Worst. Strippers. Ever.













Also, does "Fatty second from the right" have a butthole in the middle of his back...nasty.