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I just went outside to smoke a cigarette and what I found was out there was quality entertainment.
I see in the middle of my street two chinese men whom I think may live across the street from me. They are yelling something back and forth at each other "Ching Chow General Tso" type of stuff and I can tell they were mad at each other.
They keep this little argument up for what I think may have been two minutes until something that I've been laughing at for the past five minutes happened.
Apparently one of them over cooked the Lo Mein or something and made the other one so mad in the argument that he open-fist slapped the other right in the face. The one chinese man was angered and immedietly kicked the other in the crotch.
The one who got kicked in the groin doubles over and goes down in the middle of the street. At this I thought it would be over and they would eventually get over their little spat when the one who kicked the other below the belt said something to the other and was about to walk away when the one on the ground looked at him and Coleridgeed his foot back and kicked the other in the groin. I bust out laughing at this turn of events and because I now have two chinese men on the ground in my cul-de-sac grabbing their own groins and yelling at each other.
Anyone else seen any type of supposed violent situation turn into something funny? Well this is the thread to do it.
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Hilarious
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Hilarious
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Millie 116,988  28
07/28/2006 12:29 AM
If I ever happen to meet you and punch you in the balls, it will probably be pretty funny.
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Chuckleworthy
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MattFu 282 7
07/28/2006 12:33 AM
Millie, that is not funny. Punching a guy in his area is not nice. It is very, very, wrong.
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Amusing
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MattFu 282 7
07/28/2006 12:34 AM
Even if they are angry Chiness men.
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Chuckleworthy
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Thud 68,497 19
07/28/2006 12:35 AM
Actually, it can be very funny when it happens to someone else. Especially when they richly deserve it.
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Funny
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Millie 116,988 28
07/28/2006 12:36 AM
Slinky, I probably wouldn't punch you in the balls if I met you. Unless you pissed me off.
Matt, I will definitely punch your crotch if ever we meet.
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Chance has no chance with Slinky 28,185 10
07/28/2006 12:37 AM
<action> wipes the sweat from his brow</action>
Alright, thanks.
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Funny
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Thud 68,497 19
07/28/2006 12:38 AM
Matt, i wouldn't punch you in the balls. Never.
Cut them off, possibly. But never punch them.
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Funny
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Chit 178,781 15
07/28/2006 12:39 AM
Matt, I will definitely punch your crotch if ever we meet.
Well, I think we have a love connection.
If you two want to go out, we'll pick up the tab !
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Chuckleworthy
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MattFu 282 7
07/28/2006 12:43 AM
Thank you Thud. I would do the same.
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Hilarious
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Thud 68,497 19
07/28/2006 12:44 AM
You would cut off your balls? Seems kind of extreme to me, but it that's what twirls your moustache...
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Amusing
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MattFu 282 7
07/28/2006 12:45 AM
I only have one ball.
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Hilarious
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Millie 116,988 28
07/28/2006 12:48 AM
Well, this is awkward!
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Chuckleworthy
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MattFu 282 7
07/28/2006 12:51 AM
I know
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Chit 178,781 15
07/28/2006 12:52 AM
Kick him in the mono-nut !
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Hilarious
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Chit 178,781 15
07/28/2006 12:59 AM
I thought I could hang, but I can't.
I have to know.
Is it a righty, a lefty, or does it hang sort of right down the middle of your sack there, Matt ?
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MattFu 282 7
07/28/2006 01:01 AM
My ball is on the right.
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Dr Smith 0 0
07/28/2006 01:06 AM
And your sense of funny is in the litter tray.
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Hilarious
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Bad Donkey 77,546 17
07/28/2006 01:08 AM
Matt, I will definitely punch your crotch if ever we meet.
I'd reconsider if I were you, Millie. If you punch him in the crotch, that means that part of you will actually touch his crotch. You wouldn't want that, would you?
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Amusing
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Millie 116,988 28
07/28/2006 01:21 AM
Donk, you're just mad because when we met, I was unable to punch/touch your crotch because your wife would have been jealous.
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MattFu 282 7
07/28/2006 01:26 AM
Donk, you're just mad because when we met, I was unable to punch/touch your crotch because your wife would have been jealous.
That is what makes you a cheap whore, Millie.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/29/2006 03:08 PM
Matt, i wouldn't punch you in the balls. Never.
Cut them off, possibly. But never punch them.
I would cut them it off, and then punch themit. And maybe give them it to him like, "here, here you go. These are this is your balls".
Second thought, maybe I would punch it off. Like a boxer in training. Bagloonga bloonga bloonga.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/30/2006 09:38 PM
balogna
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/30/2006 09:41 PM
B-o-l-o-g-n-a
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Chuckleworthy
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walker6168 193 6
07/30/2006 09:46 PM
The best fight I ever saw was at a frat. Two stereotypes were arguing with each other over whose collar was pinker and more flipped up. One of them lifted a beer can up and then punched the can into said person's face. The following explosion of beer, blood, and laughter distinctly reminded me of what people meant when they used the word 'sublime'.
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Pained Soul 273 7
07/30/2006 11:22 PM
It is very, very, wrong.
That's /WHY/ it's funny.
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