GAB Sex Dream
A comedy conversation
by UnderHaggis!  99,723  76
07/29/2006 10:45 AM 250 views
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I don't know why I keep having these!
In my dream, Diana moved to Houston and was staying in a hotel near me while she went to college. After a little bit, BIG flew down to hook up with her.
A few weeks went by and Diana called to tell me BIG was taking a bus back to NJ and that she wanted me to go along with them, for moral support. Of course I agreed. It was a strange trip because BIG was clearly disinterested in Diana, and she was trying very hard to be happy and act like they were in love. On the way back to Houston, she told me he wouldn't have sex with her at all - that it didn't work out between them.
A few days later, there was a knock on my door and BIG was there. He proclaimed his undying love for me and his desire to have sex with me. Even though I told him I was married, he was pretty insistent, so I told him I'd talk to Spicey.
Spicey told me he didn't mind if I had sex with BIG, as long as he could watch. So I invited BIG inside, and he quickly got naked and laid down on the bed. I straddled him and had 3 orgasms. He was really good with his mouth too.
Then I woke up.
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Funny
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Funny
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285  31
07/29/2006 10:47 AM
Spicey will let you have sex with BIG but not with me?
That's it, I'm leaving GAB.
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Funny
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FlitzCracka 68,757 11
07/29/2006 11:01 AM
What I got out of this thread, is that basically, Underhaggis can be talked into anything.
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Chuckleworthy
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To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 282,028 58
07/29/2006 11:36 AM
<ctl> f : Chickens
<no hit>
This thread does not exist, apparently.
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Amusing
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Sharribarri Falafel Ball Tamer 14,124 11
07/29/2006 11:50 AM
I too had a gab dream. It wasn't about sex though. Well not outright, who knows where it could have gone. Anyway, I was at a ball, being escorted by one of my brothers. (I think it was a retirement party, he was leaving the military service) People were being announced, they would enter the ballroom and would then walk to their assigned tables while everyone watched. I happened to walk by a table with gabber(male) and his date (obviously a hooker) but she was wearing a neck brace and seemed rather uncomfortable. He was attempting to make me jealous of her because as I passed, he began to stroke her face, but kept his eyes on me as if to say "See what your missing out on." Then I woke up and was pissed I didn't get to finish the dream.
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Hilarious
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UnderHaggis! 99,723 76
07/29/2006 03:08 PM
What I got out of this thread, is that basically, Underhaggis can be talked into anything.
Well, that's a coincidence, because when you got into this thread, I got out of everything and now I'm gabbing nekked.
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Funny
7 votes
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
07/29/2006 03:21 PM
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Hilarious
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Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
07/29/2006 03:25 PM
That sounds like a nightmare to me...
I would totally have Frosted Diana, too.
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Chuckleworthy
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Cracka? I barely even touched her! 68,757 11
07/29/2006 03:45 PM
Well, that's a coincidence, because when you got into this thread, I got out of everything and now I'm gabbing nekked.
You're welcome Spicey.
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Funny
3 votes
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Cracka? I barely even touched her! 68,757 11
07/29/2006 03:46 PM
<action> whispers</action>
Why do I get the feeling the Haggiseseses are trying to get me into some sort of a weird Spicey Underwhere onion poop sammich with a Cracka in the middle sex thing?
And the answer is yes.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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UnderHaggis! 99,723 76
07/29/2006 04:23 PM
<action>blows out the pink candles and turns off the smooth jazz</action>
That sounds like a nightmare to me.
What?! Having sex with me is a nightmare?
Geez. I was going to let you chokeFrost me and everything.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Phuc 237,453 20
07/29/2006 04:27 PM
It never ceases to amaze me how a comedy board created and populated by dorks can be such a sleazy, oozing, undulating den of depravity and iniquity.
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Chuckleworthy
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Coltrane 192 7
07/29/2006 04:41 PM
I was going to let you chokeFrost me and everything.
Frost! I'm leaving, too.
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Hilarious
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Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
07/29/2006 04:44 PM
That sounds like a nightmare to me.
What?! Having sex with me is a nightmare?
Geez. I was going to let you chokeFrost me and everything.
But having Dianada there and not having a threesome...nightmare.
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Amusing
1 votes
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daisypie 49,378 9
07/29/2006 05:10 PM
In my dream...After a little bit...A few weeks went by...A few days later...Then I woke up.
-How long were you asleep?!?!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Dianapop 57,119 105
07/30/2006 08:37 AM
I'm such an e-slut.
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Larry Moeshemp 22,212 16
07/30/2006 10:27 AM
Losers, the whole bunch of ya!
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