nOOb hating nOOb
A comedy conversation
by Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17 07/30/2006 10:57 AM 664 views
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What is with the influx of all the nOObs?
The newer nOObs make me feel ashamed for being an nOOb.
I can now understand why the "Regs" pick on the "nOObs".
Besides it being fun, it is really easy.
There should be a "nOOb the Rube" E-Trphy for the lamest nOOb.
Given out once a month by Big and Phuc.
And just to be fair, each nOOb can only receive the prize once.
It can be called the Big Phuc-ing nOOb Cup.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Hilarious
27 votes
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/30/2006 11:01 AM
Can I tape my dick to your forehead?
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Amusing
3 votes
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Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
07/30/2006 11:04 AM
Hello dear, are you new?
Um.
No.
But I am still a nOOb.
What?
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Funny
8 votes
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Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
07/30/2006 11:06 AM
Can I tape my dick to your forehead?
If you want, but dont let your balls dangle in my face please.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/30/2006 12:04 PM
What is with the influx of all the "what is with the influx of n00bs" threads? Only thing worse than having a bunch of n00bs is having a bunch of threads complaining about them.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Tweak weighs the same as a duck 18,881 12
07/30/2006 12:11 PM
Well you see, Larry is a douchebag and thinks he is above all the other n00bs. He is not.
The End.
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0 votes
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Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
07/30/2006 12:12 PM
He should read the parable of the Coleridgey n00b.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
07/30/2006 01:41 PM
Can I tape my dick to your forehead?
I know it was an accident, but that is the funniest thing Pram will ever say.
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Funny
4 votes
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Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/30/2006 01:42 PM
I know it was an accident, but that is the funniest thing Pram will ever say.
Seriously. I 4 orbed that, and was shocked after I looked at who posted it.
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Funny
6 votes
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Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/30/2006 01:52 PM
Yes Pram, I orb before I look at the poster, so stick it up your ass.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
07/30/2006 02:51 PM
Well you see, Larry is a douchebag and thinks he is above all the other n00bs. He is not
Thats King Rube the Duchebag, to you Frost face!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/30/2006 02:52 PM
You've gone and spilced your comma.
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0 votes
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Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
07/30/2006 02:55 PM
You've gone and spilced your comma.
Forgive me for I know not what I do.
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Funny
8 votes
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/30/2006 06:36 PM
If you want, but dont let your balls dangle in my face please.
Ok, I won't.
Those are going in your mouth.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/30/2006 06:36 PM
Nice 'n neat.
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Funny
6 votes
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ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
07/30/2006 08:11 PM
Perhaps we n00bs should be required to include n00b in our name name.
We should also require that all people with multiple accounts be harpooned through the stomach.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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walker6168 193 6
07/30/2006 09:18 PM
Well, as a n00b I can honestly say I started posting on this site to increase my general insecurity so I'd be ready when I moved to a metropolitan region and got to encounter real people who didn't think I was funny or interesting. Also, check out my website.
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Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
07/30/2006 09:23 PM
Well, I only opened the second account so that I could orb you Emersons. The third account was because I lost the password to the second account. I now only use this account, so I don't think my "multiple accounts" are still an issue.
So shut your Frost-ing dick.
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/30/2006 09:29 PM
I've see hatier.
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Funny
6 votes
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
07/30/2006 09:31 PM
I've seen people make up words.
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Hilarious
11 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/30/2006 09:32 PM
That's ridicultastic.
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Licka Ninevolt 80,728 42
08/02/2006 05:11 AM
That's redicultastic
"I'm Harry Caray"
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Amusing
1 votes
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Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:50 PM
Can I tape my dick to your forehead?
If you want, but dont let your balls dangle in my face please.
Ok, I won't.
Those are going in your mouth.
Pram, I love you
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/07/2006 03:54 PM
Everyone loves Pram, most are just too ashamed to admit it though.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:57 PM
<action>hangs head</action>
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 04:14 PM
<action> hangs Juan </action>
I just collected the Power-Up and won the game!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/07/2006 04:15 PM
<action>cries</action>why does every one I love push me away?!
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Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 04:19 PM
why does every one I love push me away?!
Because we like our dead guy swing.
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Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 04:19 PM
Because we like our dead guy swing.
Well, I guess that's reasonable.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/08/2006 07:08 PM
Because we like our dead guy swing.
Like Duke Ellington or Cootie Williams And His Rugcutters?
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Amusing
1 votes
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Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/09/2006 09:14 AM
Yeah I didnt think anyone would get it.
Oh well, a swing and a miss!
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Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/09/2006 11:47 AM
<action> drags his Fischer-Price drumset out of the closet </action>
*badda badda bumpa bumpa bash bash bash*
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TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
10/09/2006 07:23 PM
Wow! Gone for a week, and when I come back the first thing I do is go and look at a stupid Frost-ing post that one of us nOOb's started!
God, we suck! No wonder they call us nOOb's! It's really sad, its like our real life story. Even the word "nOOb" is close to "boobie". Close, but never close enough to actually touch em'. yep...the story of my life...no doubt.
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Amusing
1 votes
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A little distance 52,827 16
10/09/2006 07:32 PM
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/09/2006 07:33 PM
Sorry, felt I needed to distance myself. Nothing personal.
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