Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/31/2006 01:42 PM

"Nigga' please...help me get that surgery Al Roker got."

Red Stripe! It's Phla! Hooray Phla! 131,068 34
07/31/2006 01:44 PM

It's the oblong of life.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/31/2006 01:45 PM

I'm...too sexy for my tiger skin. Too sexy for my tiger skin...

Het Hoofd van de pompoen 56,642 8
07/31/2006 01:45 PM

Proving once again that the tribe eats what it kills....

Take a Chance on Chickens 286,539 61
07/31/2006 01:47 PM

It's hard to come back after a pregnancy. Course, there's little excuse when it was your WIFE that was preggers.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/31/2006 01:48 PM

My name is Kunta. Kunta KintekeofftheweightitItried.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/31/2006 01:51 PM

Wow Big. That post sucked so bad I think I felt a breeze.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/31/2006 01:53 PM

Like TTJ's children, not all my jokes are complete.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/31/2006 01:53 PM

I WILL RESPOND HOWEVER I WANT.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/31/2006 01:54 PM

It's okay, I still want to hump your leg.

Het Hoofd van de pompoen 56,642 8
07/31/2006 01:55 PM

there is NO WAY that guy caught a cheetah....except maybe Chester Cheetah.

Fratberry 283,018 53
07/31/2006 01:58 PM

That's a really weird way to hold a date.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/31/2006 01:59 PM

Yahoo! News



Famed actor, Fat Albert, has joined a cult which worships the banana split.



Longtime friend, Weird Harold responding to questions states, "It's sad, really. It used to be that Fat Albert, or "Fatty" as I like to call him, would wolf down a banana split in under 3 seconds. Now he won't touch them, because he fears that "the god of the peel" will rifle through his spiritual belongings. He's pretty whacked, really."

Chit 178,781 15
07/31/2006 02:06 PM

I told you no Frostin leopard could eat a nigga that size.

Midgets 96,092 48
07/31/2006 02:09 PM

I've got the matchin' seat covers in my Pontiac Cadillac.

Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
07/31/2006 02:19 PM

Pimp my Hide!

Mof' Def 10,950 10
07/31/2006 02:21 PM

Is it wrong that I really really want to see a video of him doing a tribal dance?











... covered in crisco?

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
07/31/2006 02:46 PM

"Servants! Help this Pigmy find his way out of my folds and then sacrifice him."

Licka Ninevolt 80,728 42
08/02/2006 05:04 AM

He found a lion, crawled inside, and ate his way out!

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
08/02/2006 10:22 AM

because he had little better than a fifth grade education he was still allowed to play for the Bad News Bears.

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/02/2006 10:33 AM

"This damn ID necklace completely takes away from my total look."

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/02/2006 10:34 AM

Today on "What Not to Wear"

J2Spank 358 6
08/02/2006 11:16 AM

Nelson Mandella...after prison.

Smorgasbord 8 6
08/02/2006 12:02 PM

African chief eats advisor who told him spotted clothing had a slimming effect.

spliffman 35 6
08/02/2006 12:40 PM

He was FURious with his tailor!

IronJeff 96 7
08/02/2006 12:57 PM

Wow, I guess leopards are more fattening than I supposed.

IronJeff 96 7
08/02/2006 12:59 PM

I liked the old catwoman better.

Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil 121 6
08/02/2006 02:18 PM

This is the kind of bachlorette party $20 bucks will buy.



If you want jungle drums and lightshow, it will cost you $4 more(batteries for boom-box)

Brewmaster 596 7
08/02/2006 03:04 PM

Carl was never the most popular guy at the office but after management had to ban casual Friday, no one ever offered to buy him lunch again.

dookie juice 97 6
08/02/2006 03:42 PM

Isn't it hard to play basketball in that hot skin suit?

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
08/02/2006 03:57 PM

"I loved my wife and kids....and the fries weren't bad either."

Southside Matty 192 8
08/02/2006 05:11 PM

Amani comes in last place at PETA's annual costume party.

UncleFricker 348 8
08/02/2006 06:12 PM

African weatherman Olatunji Boitemelo's success is widely attributed to the "Al Roker Effect".

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/02/2006 07:19 PM

Thank the maker! If it wasn't for Photoshop, this picture would have made me look fat!!!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/02/2006 07:30 PM

This is precisely the reason Mirth was born from an egg, rather than a cheetah.

Chit 178,781 15
08/02/2006 07:37 PM

Yum, Yum, Eat 'Em Up !



Eat 'Em Up !



Yum, Yum, Eat 'Em Up !

Dead Letter Office 29 7
08/02/2006 07:57 PM

Is that a fat black man wearing a cheetah skin? Or a cheetah wearing a fat black man skin?

Zero248 364 8
08/02/2006 11:53 PM

This is bullShakespeare. Everytime I buy a new outfit, I see someone the next day wearing the same thing.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
08/03/2006 06:50 AM

"redefining the term porch monkey"



BLAM!

Jamie Hayward 0 6
08/03/2006 07:31 AM

They weren't very happy about the new ad of McDonalds

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/03/2006 08:22 AM

Why does he have a nametag?

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/03/2006 10:40 AM

Blue Bunny Batman 8/03/2006 8:22 am

Why does he have a nametag?



So as not to be confused with the OTHER large, cheeta skin wearing black men on the street.

spliffman 35 6
08/03/2006 10:42 AM

If only i'd bought a t-shirt saying you just lost the game

XXXLuisanXXX 28 6
08/03/2006 11:19 AM

Recent Crap-talk news

A cheeta escaped today from the local zoo. They inform us that this cheeta went somewhere on the black neighborhood. Its whereabouts are still unknown.

Pubah... 56,805 18
08/03/2006 03:16 PM

Refigerator Perry gets Gastric Bypass and buys a small African Country.



How many 400 pound tigers died to make that loincloth?

mrbendy was here 19 6
08/03/2006 04:27 PM

Members of the jury, does this look like a man who had "all he could eat"?

Larry with two ys 67 8
08/03/2006 06:22 PM

..."and modeling the leapoard skin undergarments for victoria's secret is none other than the famous rapper fat joe. Jail has not been kind to you has it joe?

Snowpup 11 6
08/03/2006 09:08 PM

Is it me, or does he have a pair of very small furry dice hanging by his ear?

Dickheaddave 0 6
08/03/2006 09:50 PM

Hey Abel! Nice to see you are doing good!!! Healthy and happy I see...



We all love your mantits :)

Pisserbyer 104 6
08/04/2006 06:49 AM

Whoa.

Barbs 127 8
08/04/2006 02:57 PM

Naomi Campbell after her first born

L.B. Jeffries 193 6
08/05/2006 05:32 PM

Clearly, leopard flesh does not fall under the Atkins plan.

ZeroexistenZ 58 6
08/07/2006 10:30 AM

Me, tribe chief, like America gift!

Charlotte23 9 6
08/07/2006 11:16 PM

King Jaffe Joffer: Son, I know we never talked about this. I always assumed you had sex with your bathers. I know I do.

Mercjack 119 7
08/08/2006 12:36 AM

back in my land , thats how we dress to get laid

twisat 18 9
08/08/2006 11:36 AM

Is this before or after the Colonix treatment?

BennyHey 91 7
08/08/2006 06:36 PM

"The ceasar salad has just as many calories as the big mac?"

gingernorthernmonkey 9 6
08/09/2006 06:44 AM

Surprisingly enough, Oprahs new diet book did not top the bestsellers lists in the US. Or anywhere, for that matter.

Miss Bitch 0 0
08/09/2006 07:35 AM

<action>channels southern slave trader Tom Hanks</actions>



The Lastest prank by none other than the master of prankness wankness himself Alan Abel.



I spent 10 months working on this prank and it cost me substantial hair loss.



I placed an add in the local paper for a nigga child that could act like a black cat. I only received one response to my add and he said he could do it for fifty big bucks or a line of crack. Because I was so desperate I agreed without even testing his ability to perform the required role.

Well on the day I had no choice but to use the elderly obese nigga.

chris49686 15 6
08/09/2006 11:01 PM

Reuben, Reuben, Reuben of the jungle..watch out for that tree!

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/09/2006 11:10 PM

I believe the correct thing to say here is:



"Hello dear, are you new?"







Special Thanks to Daggy

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/09/2006 11:21 PM

I normally don't complain, but I don't think this was right at all.



I admit, this is a comedy board, and there have been worse things, hell, there have been worse things that I have posted and participated in. BUT, they were all things that were put on the plate, to be MADE fun of.



This is different. This is something that someone went and looked for on their own, and thought it would be funny to post making fun of a little girl's huge black man's medical problem. Granted, you didn't know there was a underlying problem, you just assumed she was naturally fat. But I guess that doesn't matter, right? As long as you got your clicks, all is cool, right? I have to deal with this with her school his tribe at least once a week, I didn't know I would have to deal with it on a comedy board, among people who I consider as friends.



That is all.

Fritz me 78 8
08/10/2006 11:38 AM

Excuse me Sir, but is this the way to the Herbal Life weight loss seminar?

JPcr 10 6
08/10/2006 02:41 PM

Nice hat!

Godzilla's Younger Brother 256 7
08/10/2006 11:13 PM

Gary Coleman finally got fed up with being called small.

OmegaLazarus 247 10
08/11/2006 12:20 AM

The 'ringer' Sally Struthers doesn't want you to know about.

TePalagiHoho 11 6
08/11/2006 12:16 PM

In Africa, a really fat guy is worth taking a picture of. In America, it is commonplace. Sorry, that wasn't funny was it. Bwah hah hah hah hah.

TePalagiHoho 11 6
08/11/2006 12:19 PM

For some reason, I find it somewhat difficult to believe that he actually hunted those animals.

velvet_skin 39 6
08/11/2006 12:28 PM

let's not be mean..he looks like he lost some weight.

keep it up..just 200 more pounds and you'll be able to use the elevator!

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/11/2006 01:57 PM

Shaq's real Daddy!

Cranky 571 8
08/11/2006 03:17 PM

Ruben Studdard takes time off from his post-American Idol singing career to re-trace his roots with a visit to Mumbawumba, Africa. Shortly after his mid-day meal of four gazelle burgers and a bowl of diet gravy, Ruben decides to work off the calories with a brisk walk around himself.

Norbert 50 6
08/11/2006 06:35 PM

After his struggles with depression over poor sales of Cheetos, Chester Cheetah splurged on his own product inevitably ballooning beyond the confines of his own skin.

youngnsassy 68 6
08/12/2006 05:23 AM

Nice abs...

tianX 14 6
08/12/2006 12:14 PM

Two words:



Tummy Tuck

zzzzRaptor 15 7
08/12/2006 10:28 PM

Do I look fat in this?

youngnsassy 68 6
08/13/2006 02:30 AM

Guess the Atkins Diet doesn't work...