Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/31/2006 03:56 PM

Wearing an orange shirt will make Briham famous.

Het Hoofd van de pompoen 56,642 8
07/31/2006 04:03 PM

<action> obligitory </action>



Confusious say man on viagra at airport turnstyle going to Bangcok

the tastiest n00b 245 6
07/31/2006 04:05 PM

lol thats a good story/!

the tastiest n00b 245 6
07/31/2006 04:06 PM

BTW confushous and bangColeridge,clever



:/

the tastiest n00b 245 6
07/31/2006 04:07 PM

bangColeridge



WTF



fine, bangENOURMOUSGENITALS!!

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
07/31/2006 04:09 PM

Oh good lord. This one isn't even worth hazing. It's obviously so retarded that it's going to choke on a penny at any second.

the tastiest n00b 245 6
07/31/2006 04:10 PM

I got something else you could choke on.

Het Hoofd van de pompoen 56,642 8
07/31/2006 04:10 PM

I did recieve one a few years back that read something like:

"Freedom of career choice is in your future"



I was made redundant from my job about two weeks later.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
07/31/2006 04:11 PM

I got something else you could choke on.





I have absolutely no interest in trying to swallow your tard helmet.

the tastiest n00b 245 6
07/31/2006 04:12 PM

Yes, it could be like a penny. They are both bronze and have been used by millions of people.

the tastiest n00b 245 6
07/31/2006 04:15 PM

heres a picure http://img237.exs.cx/img237/4026/untitled453450iy.jpg

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/31/2006 04:17 PM

Hahahaha, the humpstain doesn't know how to link.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
07/31/2006 04:24 PM

I decided to see what fortunes and hidden meaning you guys could come up with.



I haven't been in a Chinese restaurant in a while, so I just took some random fortunes found on the web.



"Take time to enrich your personality."

Meaning: stop GABbing all day long, you doofus.



"You are apt to try something new."

Meaning: if you girlfriend doesn't let you put it in her butt, get a new girlfriend.



"The road to knowledge begins with the turn of a page."

Meaning: there is nothing to learn in the table of contents.



"For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous."

Meaning: think hard enough and you will come up with a valid excuse for Frost-ing your best friend's wife.



"Go forward with your plan."

Meaning: stop asking GABbers for advice and Frost the damn bitch already.

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
07/31/2006 04:25 PM

Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
07/31/2006 04:29 PM

This is an actual fortune I once got: "Within the coming 5 months you will find 3 missing socks."



This could mean I'll get stuck behind the washing machine. Again.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
07/31/2006 04:37 PM

Try adding "...In the bedroom" instead.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
07/31/2006 04:41 PM

A few more (I found the fortunes on getcookie.com):



"You'll instinctively know the right things to say."

Meaning: when you're drunk, you don't realize that everything you say is complete nonsense.



"You will soon have an opportunity to make a change to your advantage."

Meaning: nothing will happen, and even if something happens, you won't do anything about it.



"Honesty and integrity are just some of your best attributes."

Meaning: you are hung like a mouse.



"Try yoga."

Meaning: A bicycle couldn't hold your weight anyway.



"You have deep appreciation of the arts and music."

Meaning: You don't have Pram in your friends list on MySpace.



"You are a quick and intelligent thinker."

Meaning: Sorry, this fortune cookie wasn't destined to you.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
07/31/2006 04:46 PM

"Your worthless life is at an end."

Meaning:<b/>The employee responsible for this fortune is losing his job to outsourcing.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
07/31/2006 04:47 PM

"There are greater techmologies in your future."

Meaning:You suck at HTML.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/31/2006 06:39 PM

"You have the physique of a God....Buddha."

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
07/31/2006 07:33 PM

You will soon find love in the workplace.

translation: prepared to be screwed by your boss.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/31/2006 07:54 PM

"You will have a life changing experience".



Means : The Moo Shu Pork was bad, but we served it anyways. FIND A BATHROOM NOW!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
07/31/2006 08:32 PM

You may attend a party where strange habits prevail.





Which is odd, because I have no means or intention of attending Gablanta.