The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/02/2006 12:04 AM

I'm gonna say, Filly did it better.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/02/2006 12:11 AM

Let me get this straight: Pram made a pathetic attempt to flirt with a GABber on IM, got turned down, tried to reply with ridiculous insults, got pwned again, and now he's posting the conversation on GAB so that everyone can read how much of a loser he is?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 12:12 AM

And the funniest thing is he puts himself in those situations. What a tard.

Crackaroni & Cheese 68,758 11
08/02/2006 12:12 AM

AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!



You suck.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/02/2006 12:22 AM

I'm still funnier than any of you.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/02/2006 12:25 AM

OPINIONS ARE PROOF!lalalalalalalalfafafadoremi!!1!!

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 12:25 AM

I would like you to provide your evidence on that.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/02/2006 12:30 AM

I'm still funnier than any of you.





But he means "funny" in the sissy way, not the studly viking way.

Thud 68,497 19
08/02/2006 12:39 AM

I thought he meant "funny" in a not-quite-enough-chromosomes way.

Licka Ninevolt 80,728 42
08/02/2006 12:40 AM

I would like you to provide your evidence on that.



IM me on YIM and you'll get your proof.

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2006 01:34 AM

That was a dumb conversation.



And not funny. Sorry, but it wasn't. Why would you want people to see you being told to Frost off? Why?

Licka Ninevolt 80,728 42
08/02/2006 01:45 AM

Oh, she called Big sad, too. I was just showing how judgemental she was. You didn't see the beginning or middle of the conversation. It was nearly an hour long. It didn't become hostile until she said that Gabbers were just a bunch of Froststains and I disagreed with her to say that, to call someone a Frost stain, would imply that they actually got any.

Filly 39,193 20
08/02/2006 01:45 AM

And not funny. Sorry, but it wasn't. Why would you want people to see you being told to breed off? Why?



It's Pram. Why must you question?

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/02/2006 01:52 AM

GRROoallle bllerblarbelgroooos schhlarrrooalll blaargel raaaa

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2006 01:56 AM

If she said all that bad Shakespeare, why didn't you post that instead of her basically ignoring you while you acted like it was you blowing her off? (When, obviously, she was the one who was doing the blowing off--figuratively speaking, of course.)

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2006 01:56 AM

Also, don't take that as an invitation to post any more stupid i.m. conversations.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/02/2006 01:59 AM

But they are so funny! If you don't think it's funny, then it's obviously your fault. When the time comes and Pram becomes a famous brilliant genius comedian that brings peace to earth and finds habitable planets in other galaxies, I'll be the one person, the one person, that supported him from the beginning.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/02/2006 02:05 AM

God what a Frost-ing idiot.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/02/2006 02:06 AM

Ollie, not Pram.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/02/2006 02:08 AM

Haven't you died of old age, or AIDS, or cat piss?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/02/2006 05:54 AM

The more we taunt Pram, the more the little faerie living in his ear can tell him he's a tortured artist. The more GABfemales he is rejected by, the more the faerie will tell him he's a misunderstood genius.



The more he responds in threads from banned users, the more that faerie is going to tell him that he has found a soulmate in NathBLAM

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/02/2006 07:29 AM

I'm still funnier than any of you.



Holy Shakespeare! He is the Maharishi!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/02/2006 07:38 AM

I had a somewhat similar conversation last night:

21_College_Hottie578: enyone ther?



eatapeach555:



21_College_Hottie578: I was jest feeling HORNEY and was hoping to find someone to chat with.



eatapeach555:



21_College_Hottie578: im sitting her wearing just socks and i couldn't stop touching myself.



eatapeach555:



21_College_Hottie578: Oh, well, I guess yer not ther. Check out my picture in my profile.

Hat, Most likely on an unreliable PC. 91,274 10
08/02/2006 08:07 AM

Does "eat two bowls of dick and try not to fall into traffic." qualify as a Frost off line?



If so, i choose it.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/02/2006 01:16 PM

Oh, Pram. You sad, sad little man. I tried to take the high road by not ridiculing you and telling you politely I didn't want to talk to you, but you had to go and do this, PLUS making things up.



The conversation was not an hour. It was about 12 minutes. That's all the longer anyone can talk to Pram without suffering internal bleeding.



I never called you all Froststains.



Unfortunately for you Pram, I also saved the chat log, because I thought you might do something retarded like this.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/02/2006 01:23 PM

Post them so we can not believe or care about both of you! PlEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Fourche De Courge 56,642 8
08/02/2006 01:23 PM

Bunny, don't lower youself to his level.

Licking sweat off the balls of a ditch digger is beneath you.

Fourche De Courge 56,642 8
08/02/2006 01:24 PM

Ah Frost it, who am I kidding..Not it's not, if it's your hobby, enjoy it.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/02/2006 01:27 PM

Actually, I have talked to some very cool people off of Zug. Needless to say, he was not one of them.



So. You want to fight dirty, Pram, and post personal information about me, such as my last name (which has been deleted, thankfully)? I'll post the real chat log (though I warn you, it's not that interesting, as is anything he ever says). Die alone, you Frost-ing idiot, as I'm sure you will.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/02/2006 01:29 PM

OH THANK GOD! I am really looking forward to not caring.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/02/2006 01:29 PM

No, don't post it? Maybe you're right, I'm (probably) above that. Or, more correctly, it's just not that interesting.



I will tell you though, he thinks you're only hazing him.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/02/2006 01:33 PM

I'll tell you a little secret, no one gives a Shakespeare.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/02/2006 01:36 PM

Ollie, if I wanted to hear from an Emerson, I'd fart. Shut the hell up already. Move to another thread if you're so bored.



I normally wouldn't care that much, but he posted my last name, and that really pisses me off.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/02/2006 01:37 PM

If he posted your last name, report the thread to Uncle Al, Roofie, or John, and they will delete the thread. And possibly ban Pram for posting someones personal info.



Actually, please do that so he can be banned. That would be awesome.

Fourche De Courge 56,642 8
08/02/2006 01:39 PM

<action> starts thread wide chant</action>

Doooo it Doooo it Dooooo it

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/02/2006 01:39 PM

Yeah, Al contacted me, that's how I found out. Maybe I'll be doing you a favor in the end by getting him banned.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/02/2006 01:40 PM

It wouldn't be just me, you'd be doing all of GAB a favor.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
08/02/2006 03:37 PM

You'd be doing all of GAB a favor.





...But I don't wanna go back to being the biggest loser!



I mean...

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2006 09:48 PM

The Biggest Loser is premiering on September 20th! I'm so excited!



Sav, you don't really look fat enough to be on that show--or is that the "after" picture?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/03/2006 10:05 AM

Now where can one go to meet women who are totally turned on by guys who Shakespeare on their every opinion and who are thinner skinned than an anemic albino?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 10:09 AM

Well, there's this girl who lives in Phoenix who will sleep with anyone.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/03/2006 10:32 AM

<action>looks around the thread</action>



You know? This thread isn't funny at all! As a matter of fact, the only thing I have laughed at in the past few days was Phuc's midlife crisis and shrinking sexual libido.



You dork knights even five-orbed Screwbunny Bootman. Shameful.



Well, have fun continuing to high five eachother over my horse's teeth and assorted other defects, and be happy knowing that I haven't Frosted anything that moves since three years ago. She was a bit like Slutbunny over there, only not quite as vapid and ugly inside. Ah well. I'm attracted to losers like that, so if you're listening, Gluepuppy, I would love to duct tape my balls to your chin and maybe nailgun them there so that they will stay put.



*salute*

Midgets 96,092 48
08/03/2006 10:37 AM

I was just about to make a "Anyone Miss Prammy" thread, but then I saw this.





Go away now so we can miss you.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/03/2006 10:37 AM

PS:



I had NO idea that I posted your last name. I was just funning on your user ID, "BlueBunnyBatman", and got lucky.



I'm sorry that I accidentally guessed your last name.



If I get banned for an unintentional bit of serendipity, then we can pile "ignorance" on the list of your many flaws.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/03/2006 10:39 AM

PPS: I'm an Emerson.



*big sloppy kiss*

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 10:43 AM

I have done a lot of thinking the last few days. Okay, not really, but I just realized something about Pram's music...He's talking about it on a COMEDY site. It all makes sense now.





Keep up the good work buddy.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
08/03/2006 10:45 AM

or is that the "after" picture?



Trimspa, baby!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 10:45 AM

And Pram, since you don't like people who auto-orb, I will ask that no one click this post.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 10:46 AM

Or this one.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 10:46 AM

Or this one.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 10:46 AM

But this one you can click.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/03/2006 10:47 AM

I have done a lot of thinking the last few days. Okay, not really, but I just realized something about Pram's music...I'm talking about it on a COMEDY site. It all makes sense now.



Keep up the good work buddy.



Fixed your post. All better now. Smiley face dripping custard.

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/03/2006 10:47 AM

Oops.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/03/2006 11:36 AM

I was going to leave you (pram) alone but apparently you didn't listen the first time.

Before you adopt a comedic style which hinges exclusively on the beratement of others;



1. develop a sense of humour



2. choose someone you are capable of berating



3. give it up altogether and return to your bag of bbq corn chips and fap 'n' skeet competitions with the local kindergarteners.





point being, you make it too easy for me. Hire a writer....Frost... do something! It's like punching a guy while your buddies are holding his arms.

watching your mind work is largely reminiscent of the sound of a dryer with a pair of shoes in it.



Pram you must stop trying to be funny, it is torture.



we're not hazing you, you just blow.

Go ahead, make fun of my name again

........Frost-ing dillhole

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/03/2006 11:51 AM

Midgets...if we missed Pram, we'd have to go back to the target practice to improve our aim.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/03/2006 12:10 PM

2. choose someone you are capable of berating



Guess you should leave Pram alone then, huh?



Seriously. Every single thing you post is about Pram. Get a new schtick, leave the Pram-bashing to those who actually have the right to do it.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/03/2006 12:15 PM

Taco,



Are you saying you have to be funnier than Pram to make fun of him?



Makes perfect sense to me.

Carry on.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/03/2006 12:42 PM

If you guys don't think Pram is funny, you should Frost-ing move to Burma, or something. He's like Carrot top, Carlos Mencia, and that retarded kid that takes out the trash at the local McDonalds, all rolled into one big fat bug spray coated joint.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 12:44 PM

I hear Burma is nice this time of year.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/03/2006 01:11 PM

He's like Carrot top, Carlos Mencia, and that retarded kid that takes out the trash at the local McDonalds, all rolled into one big fat bug spray coated joint.





That's kind of the point.

Only one on that list is actually funny, and I still don't want him near my Big Mac.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/03/2006 01:13 PM

If I get banned for an unintentional bit of serendipity, then we can pile "ignorance" on the list of your many flaws.



Quit using big words to make yourself sound smarter.



Serendipity? Seriously?

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/03/2006 01:15 PM

An Intelligent thread

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/03/2006 01:15 PM

I sure do crave

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/03/2006 01:15 PM

But at least I smell good

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/03/2006 01:16 PM

With Burma Shave

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/03/2006 01:23 PM

Can one get an notable shave in Burma?

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
08/03/2006 01:25 PM

Notable as in sexually degrading?





I'm sure.

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/03/2006 01:52 PM

You can, but the razor is a machette, so you best hope the barber doesn't sneeze.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/03/2006 02:14 PM

Burma is near an archipelago that is comprised of three island systems: Macronesia, Micronesia, and one who's name I have forgotten.







Oh, yeah: Amnesia.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/03/2006 02:19 PM

ALL HAIL PRAM MAVEN THE COMEDY GENIUS MAN THAT SHALL SAVE OUR SOULS!

Phuc 237,919 21
08/03/2006 03:52 PM

I had NO idea that I posted your last name. I was just funning on your user ID, "BlueBunnyBatman", and got lucky.



Her last name is not Bateman. Her actual last lame (Let's say it's Abromowitz--the likelihood of you acidentally typing her actual last name would be about the same) was in your post. No joke. It was edited out by GAB admins to preserve her privacy.



If this was a mistake, it's not wise for you to come in here all "Nyah nyah" and Shakespeare.



At least try to be a man.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/03/2006 05:26 PM

Dear taconaut,



what are you his Frost-ing boyfriend?

who I bash is my business and yes I do have other schtix, you'd know that if you....feh.









malodourous twatnozzle

Phuc 237,919 21
08/03/2006 05:35 PM

Ladies, ladies--please don't fight (unless there is nudity and soggy corn flakes involved). There's enough Pram-bashing to go around. Here's some incentive. He sent this to me. Me!!! Can you believe it??!!!???



Oh, and your own music sucks bald nuts, daddy. Don't lecture me on how to make good music when you can't even record anything worth listening to, yourself.



You can enjoy your music theory with all your snooty musician friends, and I'm gonna sing and play what FEELS right, and neither you, nor anyone else is ever going to convince me that I'm not any good. There are different types of musical talent. I am good with words and composition. So suck a fat one, you rotund Frost!

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/03/2006 05:37 PM

You know what Pram, this is why no one even tries to be nice to you anymore. I listened to your whining and politely told you I had no interest in talking to you, even wishing you "good luck elsewhere," and you turn around and act like the biggest bucket of monkey jizz. Thankfully I'm secure enough with myself not to be offended by your insults of vapidity and shallowness, but that's just rude and uncalled for. You deserve every bad comment anyone ever makes to you.

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
08/03/2006 05:44 PM

Monkey jizz, it's not just for breakfast anymore!

Phuc 237,919 21
08/03/2006 05:46 PM

I like this Batman. I will make it my n00b. I will call it George. I will make it clear that n00b adoption does not guarantee protection, discounts on merchandise, or any benefits. Void where prohibited by law. Void when crossing state lines. All rights reserved 2006, my big fat yellow hairy ass.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/03/2006 06:39 PM

I'm gonna sing and play what FEELS right, and neither you, nor anyone else is ever going to convince me that I'm not any good.



Ok, pram please tell me you didn't actually say that, because if you did I really feel sorry for you.



An important part of any perfoming art IS believing in yourself and your abilities, granted. However, an arguably more important part is creating and developing something that passes for entertainment.



At this time, I would recomend that you, DO NOT believe in your(repugnant)self or your (nonexistant) abilities and return to lurking until your post reads "has not posted in the last 30 days" I SWEAR you'll become funnier... sorry, funny if you take my advice.

.....or keep Shakespeare-spappling your would-be friends here at ZUG and assuredly everywhere else you go.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/03/2006 06:40 PM

....Frost, I cant stop!

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/03/2006 06:43 PM

Pram's music will one day bring peace to all cultures throughout the world.



WYLD STALLYONS RULE!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 06:44 PM

SAN DImSS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 06:45 PM

MY SPELLING SUCKS LIKE PRAM'S MUSIC ABILITIES.

Crackmybitchup! 68,758 11
08/03/2006 06:46 PM

BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 06:46 PM

MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.

Crackmybitchup! 68,758 11
08/03/2006 06:48 PM

I, on the other hand, have no excuse.

Salt -n- Jeppa 58,758 13
08/03/2006 07:42 PM

You know, I just got read this entire thread and one question comes to mind:



WHERE THE Frost IS ABE VIGODA WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/03/2006 08:54 PM

Well, at least you're talking about me...

Phuc 237,919 21
08/03/2006 11:20 PM

Has anyone adopted this Neophyte n00b? I'd do it but it'd be gay.



Bork bork.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 11:22 PM

I'm just wondering which old time GABber Neophyte really is.

Thud 68,497 19
08/03/2006 11:30 PM

I'd adopt Neophyte, but a n00b-n00b adoption kinda reminds me of a southern wedding, for some reason...

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/04/2006 05:33 AM

I'm just here to have some fun!!11!!







seriously, I'm Abe Vigoda

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/04/2006 07:36 AM

I like Blue Bunny Batman, except one thing scares me - SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HER ICON WAS. She thought it was a ribbon.



Let's all send her sperm so she learns what it looks like. Does anyone have any I can borrow? All my jars seem to be empty right now.

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/04/2006 10:09 AM

How many do you need?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/04/2006 10:16 AM

I like everyone who hates me. Ass to mouth for you all!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 10:17 AM

Wow Pram, that's so nice of you. I'll get you some tooth paste.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/04/2006 10:35 AM

That's not toothpaste, BIG.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/04/2006 10:40 AM

Well, I feel like being nice today.

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/04/2006 10:43 AM

Pram, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and give you an orb or two. Don't prove this noob wrong, bitch.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/04/2006 11:17 AM

Well, I feel like being nice today.

I suppose you'll expect us to reciprocate? Tough luck, I'll give you clickies only if you say something funny, which (as we all know) is in no danger of happening.



Furthermore, you'll be nice today but what happens when you return to being a aromatic Shakespeare-eating, llama-banger?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 11:18 AM

ONE HUNDRED

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/04/2006 11:54 AM

Is that your age or waist size?

SINEP stalk after the balls 0 0
08/04/2006 05:03 PM

Pram=funny

Pram=really cool music

Pram=musical genius

Pram=Zug's most misunderstood gabber

Pram=comedy so far above the level of anyother Gabber



Pram will you adopt me as your very own nOOb?



Pram I think I am in love with you.











Pram you now have your very own STALKER.......



















ME!!!!!11!!!!111!

SINEP stalk after the balls 0 0
08/04/2006 05:04 PM

I LOVE YOU!

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/04/2006 05:07 PM

Oh, and your own music sucks bald nuts, daddy.



Ooo, he calls you daddy? That's kinda hot.



*bites lip and touches her swimsuit parts*

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/04/2006 05:07 PM

Can I retract that?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/04/2006 05:10 PM

Can I retract that?



Oh hell no.

Crackmybitchup! 68,758 11
08/04/2006 05:11 PM

Sometimes I just wanna put my dick on an electric fence.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/04/2006 05:11 PM

Q: How do you know when you've hit bottom worse than advancing tunefulness?



A: Losty stalks you.

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/04/2006 06:10 PM

<action>pulls out big hurkin' knife and waves it meanacingly</action>Everybody better stay the HELL away from MY internet stalker, beyotches!



And Losty, the answer is YES!