Lupience the Dahlia Queen 26,981 11
08/02/2006 12:34 AM

So- wanna talk about sex?

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/02/2006 12:35 AM

Well DUH!

Licka Ninevolt 78,178 40
08/02/2006 12:37 AM

Can I glue a cat to your leg?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 12:37 AM

Did you collect the tears? We use those to make our patented tomato soup.

Fartpuppy 5,142 12
08/02/2006 12:38 AM

So you admit that after a few drinks you're a cheap and easy whore?

Midgets 93,936 47
08/02/2006 12:38 AM

It's worth a 3 orb.



Yes, your pain is funny.

But you also mentioned pregnancy, a greased cake pan, and sobbing.

Those factors would have earned you a 5 if it were an abortion story.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,713 11
08/02/2006 12:38 AM

If your sauce has been hot-held for too long and has started to reduce, tears make an excellent thinning agent.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 12:44 AM

If you had actually died I would have found it hilarious.

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/02/2006 12:49 AM

If only they would give me good pain killers. Then I could take all of them at once and post about it. I'd get 5 orbs for sure.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 12:52 AM

Yeah but until then, I'll make it my goal to have more 5 orbs than you.

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/02/2006 12:59 AM

As long as your goal involves me, it proves what I suspected all along. You want me.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 01:03 AM

Yes. All I wanted from you are your boob tusks.

Licka Ninevolt 78,178 40
08/02/2006 01:04 AM

Do you really want to hurt me



Ya see, it's like a MAD fold-in, only there's six folds you have to make, instead of three.

Lupience the Dahlia Queen 26,981 11
08/02/2006 01:05 AM

I just wanted sex.

Mr. Slinky's a bit more demanding.

Ditdah 123,092 14
08/02/2006 07:08 AM

For someone that's only been here a week or so, that's a damn good story.



Just a little hint - break up your paragraphs a little more on GAB. Although it was properly formatted for a printed story, we all have ADD and need our information in short bursts or our brains explode.

Closet Friend #1004 6,622 10
08/02/2006 07:14 AM

Boob tusks!?!

The Chance 171,220 14
08/02/2006 07:20 AM

Its Boob Husks! Get it right. I kinda like the new girl. Maybe its because she is as inbreed as me. Us KY girls(take that how you want) have to stick together.

River Pea 9 0
08/02/2006 07:28 AM

Are you on msn chat?



Live in my house

I'll be your shelter

Just pay me back

With one thousand kisses

Be my lover - I'll cover you

The Chance 171,220 14
08/02/2006 08:14 AM

Who me?



My profile will tell you everything you need to know.

River Pea 9 0
08/02/2006 08:23 AM

Just did and then linked to Jilly myspace. Not thinking straight right now me feel shocked so please just tell me what the msn is I cant go back there.

Ditdah 123,092 14
08/02/2006 08:30 AM

Pea, I assume you took that from my profile. It's not a come-on, it's from a song. From a musical, actually.



Get some culture.

The Chance 171,220 14
08/02/2006 08:31 AM

I dont have msn, I only have yahoo.



Roseycam00



Can you complete a full proper sentence?

River Pea 9 0
08/02/2006 08:35 AM

Sorry D I'm new to the lesbian thing.



Chance I was just playing with you sorry.

The Chance 171,220 14
08/02/2006 08:37 AM

Playing with me? Hahahaha, do you have a clue?

Ditdah 123,092 14
08/02/2006 08:38 AM

Sorry D I'm new to the lesbian thing.



Yeah, because only lesbians can learn the words to songs.

River Pea 9 0
08/02/2006 08:41 AM

I was waiting for D because I think she is better looking than you. You look like the stray cat that hangs around my rubbish bin looking for a bit of fish but not sure if she should wait for the steak.

Ditdah 123,092 14
08/02/2006 08:44 AM

Why do I attract all the tards?

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,478 23
08/02/2006 08:45 AM

I dont have msn, I only have yahoo.



Roseycam00



Can you complete a full proper sentence?



You really will cyber with anything, won't you?

River Pea 9 0
08/02/2006 08:45 AM

Maybe it's because you are a role model to the younger guy children.

Ditdah 123,092 14
08/02/2006 08:47 AM

How many guys want to grow up to be lesbians?

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,478 23
08/02/2006 08:48 AM

Werehampster.

The Chance 171,220 14
08/02/2006 08:48 AM

No, I usually put the tards on ignore so they dont try to contact me at a later date.



Did pea just say I look like a stray cat? Dumb and blind. Two for three I suppose.

River Pea 9 0
08/02/2006 08:52 AM

guy child is what your daughter would be if you ever sporn.



Yes Chance a feral cat with a big hole.

River Pea 9 0
08/02/2006 08:55 AM

Sorry I just laughed out loud at my own post. Sorry that was very mean and I dont mean to piss you off. But hey I wish I had a Chance with Chance not!



Ha ha ha lol

The Chance 171,220 14
08/02/2006 09:06 AM

Youre an idiot. You seem lost.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,478 23
08/02/2006 09:12 AM

I think you misspelled 'retarded'.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,478 23
08/02/2006 09:23 AM

You got banned so quickly you've already set up another account?

Crackaroni & Cheese 68,757 11
08/02/2006 09:36 AM

You really will cyber with anything, won't you?



Hey!

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/03/2006 08:11 PM

So my therapist called me this afternoon to cancel all future appointments. Seems as of the first of this month, my insurance no longer covers outpatient physical therapy.



YES! Maybe now I can get the good drugs! (Which are covered.)

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
08/03/2006 08:31 PM

if you ever sporn



I don't know why, but I like that word. Sporn.



Maybe it's because it has the porn built right in.