Chris Garrett 86,932 12
08/02/2006 04:51 PM

Redneck.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/02/2006 04:51 PM

Little known fact: that was originally written as the theme song for "Star Trek". Which was originally going to be called "The Kirk and Spock Country Space Jamboree".



Gene Roddenberry did a lot of drinking in those days.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
08/02/2006 04:52 PM

There's a time for love and a time for living.

You take a chance and face the wind.

An open road and a road that's hidden

A brand new life around the bend.





There were times when I lost a dream or two.

Found the trail, and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path untaken

The choice is up to you my friend.





Nights are long but you're on your way

To a brand new life,

Brand new life,

Brand new life around the bend.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/02/2006 04:55 PM

Da da

Dat dat dat dada

Da da

Dat dat dat dada

Da da

Dat dat dat dada

Da

Da dat dat da!

Johnnie Virgil 541 6
08/02/2006 04:55 PM

da dun. da dun. da dun da dun da dun da dun daaa duuuuuuuuuuuu da da da dun dun.



You really need an mp3 file to do that one justice.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/02/2006 04:55 PM

"Love, exciting and new,

Come aboard,

*singer in white tuxedo tosses microphone from one hand to the other*

We're expecting you...."

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 04:56 PM

I...grew up in West Philidelphia born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days



And so on and so forth.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/02/2006 04:57 PM

You really need an mp3 file to do that one justice.



Or a good saxophone player.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 04:59 PM

God dammit, now I can't get the theme song to Fresh Prince out of my head.

Chit 178,781 15
08/02/2006 04:59 PM

Da da

Dat dat dat dada

Da da

Dat dat dat dada

Da da

Dat dat dat dada

Da

Da dat dat da!







Demo, when I was real young I used to call that show "Shoes."



I know, big whoop !

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/02/2006 05:00 PM

Sanford and Son

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/02/2006 05:00 PM

"Demo, when I was real young I used to call that show "Shoes." "



Really?



Why?

Chit 178,781 15
08/02/2006 05:05 PM

Nevermind.



Upon further review it's clearly, I Dream of Genie.





I was thinkin, My Three Sons.



They sound almost ther same in text.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/02/2006 05:05 PM

"I'm just a kid who's four

Each day I grow some more

I like exploring

I'm..."



(here's where I Coleridge the gun and press it to my temple)



"...Caillou."

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
08/02/2006 05:09 PM

For a while, everytime I opened a thread this theme song would play in my head.

Filly 39,193 20
08/02/2006 05:12 PM

Blue's Clues. I want to shoot Steve.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/02/2006 05:12 PM

I always have the theme to Peter Gunn in my head.





AKA the Spy Hunter Video Game theme.

Sharribarri 14,124 11
08/02/2006 05:12 PM

Oh bla dee

oh bla daa



Life goes on

Doll of Troy - Is it football season yet? 3,467 8
08/02/2006 05:13 PM

Sunny Day

Chasing the clouds away

Declan McManus as Walter Bridge 131,887 36
08/02/2006 05:14 PM

I rather like(d) that instrumental thing they play(ed) to open "Masterpiece Theatre."

Demonfire You 1,039 8
08/02/2006 05:15 PM

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air,

I never thought I could be so FREE-EE-EE!

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/02/2006 05:16 PM

That would be ""Symphonies and Fanfares for the King's Supper".

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
08/02/2006 05:17 PM

I can't seem to get the theme song for "60 Minutes" out of my head.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
08/02/2006 05:17 PM

It didn't really get stuck in my head, (and didn't bother me when it did) but when I was younger, I used to recite and hum the theme to Star Trek whenever I was leaving to go somewhere. Anywhere - on my way to school, heading back home, to the store, to the bathroom. . . It drove the people around me crazy.



Now, I've been a fan of Trek since I was six or seven, so I'll let you draw your own conclusions to how old I was when I did that.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/02/2006 05:18 PM

"I dont care what you say anymore.

This is my life.

Go ahead with your own life,

leave me alone."

Blah blah blah blaaaaaaahh,

Dont get me wrong,

you can lead your life but not on my time."

Declan McManus as Walter Bridge 131,887 36
08/02/2006 05:21 PM

Thank you, Demo.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 05:22 PM

I can't seem to get the theme song for "60 Minutes" out of my head.



I have that same problem after I watch 24 or LOST.

Chit 178,781 15
08/02/2006 05:23 PM

I can't seem to get the theme song for "60 Minutes" out of my head.







RUN !



HE'S GONNA BLOW !

Chit 178,781 15
08/02/2006 05:31 PM

For the amount of times I actually watched the lousy show, there is no good reason that I know I can get a letter to the cast by sending it to,



Box 350

Boston, Mass

02134

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 05:35 PM

That's not that bad Chit. After many years of seeing Scruff McGruff I know how to contact him.



Scruff McGruff

Chicago Illinois

60652

Chi Chance Felipe 161,353 14
08/02/2006 05:42 PM

Sometimes the world looks perfect

Nothing to re-arrange

Sometime you just get a feelin'

Like you need some kind of change!



Standing tall! On the wings of my dreams!

Rise and fall! On the wings of my dreams!



The rain and thunder, the wind and haze I'm bound for better days

But it's my life

They're my dreams

And nothing's gonna stop me now!



That was from memory.

Johnnie Virgil 541 6
08/02/2006 05:42 PM

That Bastard! He told me he moved!

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/02/2006 05:42 PM

Get out of the city Chi Chi!

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/02/2006 05:43 PM

Damn it Chi, I was about to post that. That is the themesong that gets stuck in my head most often, although the Charles in Charge song comes in a close second.

Chi Chance Felipe 161,353 14
08/02/2006 05:46 PM

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got

Taking a break from all your troubles sure would help a lot

Wouldn't you like to get away?



Sometimes you wanna go

Where everybody knows your name!

And their always glad you came!

You wanna be where you can see

Troubles are all the same

You wanna go where everybody knows your name...



Also from memory, and I think a little off.

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
08/02/2006 05:49 PM

Come and knock on my door

We've been waiting for you

Where everything's hers, and hers, and his

Threes company, too.

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
08/02/2006 05:50 PM

I posted those very lyrics yesterday Chi Chi.

His Name is Robert Paulson 310 7
08/02/2006 05:52 PM

you take the good, you take the bad, you take em all and there you have....





(no, I'm not gay)

Aimless 54,807 10
08/02/2006 05:55 PM

I had a friend that took a belt, took a belt and hung himself

Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived

His woman and his little bro came home from the grocery store

Only to find him dangling in the apartment where he lived

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
08/02/2006 05:57 PM

Was that a song by INXS, Aimless?

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
08/02/2006 05:58 PM

Here we are, face to face

A couple of Silver Spoons.

Hopin' to find, we're two of a kind

Making a go, making it grow.



Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Johnnie Virgil 541 6
08/02/2006 06:02 PM

I always loved this theme song. The show wasn't on that long - starred Christina Applegate.

Chit 178,781 15
08/02/2006 06:08 PM

Waynes World, Waynes World

It's Party Time, It's Excellent

Waynes World, Waynes World

It's Party Time, It's Excellent

Manuel. Forgive me, I'm from Barcelona. 173,958 15
08/02/2006 06:14 PM

Blue's Clues. I want to shoot Steve.



Dear Filly,



I have officially added you to my list of people I hate. I know this may seem harsh, but it's what I have to do. While I agree that this Steve is quite annoying, this Steve has a large role in my masturbatory fantasies. As does this Steve, this Steve, this Steve, and so on and so forth. You should also check out his music.

I'm done lecturing now, and am going to go enjoy a little "alone time".



Hatefully yours,

TTJ



PS My hate for you may go away after my hormones get back to normal, so don't hold me to it.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/02/2006 06:15 PM

STEEEEEEEVE!

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/02/2006 06:18 PM

Fish don't fry in the kitchen

Beans don't burn on the grill

Took a whole lot o' tryin'

Just to get up that hill



Now we're up in the big leagues

Gettin' our turn at bat

As long as we live

It's you and me baby

There ain't nothin' wrong with that.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/02/2006 06:21 PM

When I'm stalking I hear the theme from Mission Impossible.



Masturbating---Theme from The Facts of Life.



Killing clowns---Send in the clowns



Plotting to overthrow the government---Blues Clues theme.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/02/2006 06:30 PM

My gf and her sister made up words to "I Dream of Jeanie" when they were little. They still both sing it.



Jeanie, she is a meanie

Fah-nie, na na nuh neenie

Boogie, ooggie the meegie

'pbbbt!'

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/02/2006 06:46 PM

Dear Filly,



Since my wife already hates you, wanna Frost?

Manuel. Forgive me, I'm from Barcelona. 173,958 15
08/02/2006 06:51 PM

And in case you're wondering (and I know you aren't) that is Steven Drozd from The Flaming Lips in that video.



But back to the topic, I have actualyl had the theme from The Weird Al show in my head for the the past couple weeks.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/02/2006 06:52 PM

You officially can never call me buttrock fag again.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/02/2006 06:58 PM

Sit Ubu Sit,



Good Dog.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 07:09 PM

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,

A beautiful day for a neighbor,

Would you be mine? Could you be mine?



It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,

A neighborly day for a beauty,

Would you be mine? Could you be mine?



I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,

I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.



So let's make the most of this beautiful day,

Since we're together, we might as well say,

Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

Won't you be my neighbor?



Won't you please, won't you please,

Please won't you be my neighbor?

Chit 178,781 15
08/02/2006 07:17 PM

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And no one can talk to a horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
08/02/2006 07:41 PM

It seems today that all you see,

Is violence and movies and sex on TV,

But where are those good old fashioned values,

On which we used to rely?

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/02/2006 07:43 PM

The Pink Panther makes me think...I was watching some show where this guy was trying to explain how so many things, famous in the 60's and 70's had sexual anecdotes attached to them...(continued on next post)

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/02/2006 07:45 PM

...he mentioned the cartoons, the Pink Panther, and Chilly Willy, and Woody Woodpecker. Then he went off on some crazy bend where he started talking about Cagney and Lacey and some crazy Shakespeare like that. I think the host actually hung up on him. I think he may have been onto something though...

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
08/02/2006 07:47 PM

It's time for Animaniacs

And we're zany to the max

So just sit back and relax

You'll laugh 'til you collapse

We're Animaniacs!



Come join the Warner Brothers

And the Warner Sister, Dot

Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.

They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught

But we break loose and then vamoose

And now you know the plot!



We're Animaniacs!

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.



Wakko packs away the snacks

While Bill Clinton plays the sax.



We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.

Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.

Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.

The writers flipped; we have no script

Why bother to rehearse?



We're Animaniacs!

We have pay-or-play contracts.

We're zany to the max

There's baloney in our slacks.



We're Animanie,

Totally insaney





Here's the show's namey

Pinky and The Brainy

Come back, Shaney

The rain in Spainy

Coleridgeamamie

Shirley MacLainey

How urbaney

Citizen Kaney

Andromeda Strainy

Where's Lon Chaney?

Eisenhower Mamie

Miss Cellany

Chicken Chow Meiny

Dana Delaney

No pain, no gainy

Hydroplaney

Money down the drainy

Penny Laney

Ehhh...

Tarzan and Janey

Novocainey

Here's the Flamey

Meet Mark Twainy

Presidential campaigny

Hunchback of Notre Damey

Bowling laney

Bangor, Mainey

Frasier Craney

Mister Haney

Quiche lorrainey

Lake Champlainy

High octaney

Public domainy



Animaniacs!

Those are the facts.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/02/2006 07:54 PM

I've had the Megan Wyler version of "Walk the Line" from the GAP commercial stuck in my head for days now. Yeah I know it's a commercial but the ony theme song I could think up was Xiaolin Showdown and that's way too embarassing to admit I watch.

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/02/2006 08:24 PM

Welcome back,

Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,

To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,

But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)

Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/02/2006 08:25 PM

Look at what's happened to me,

I can't believe it myself.

Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,

It should've been somebody else.

Believe it or not,

I'm walking on air.

I never thought I could feel so free-.

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.

It's like a light of a new day-,

It came from out of the blue.

Breaking me out of the spell I was in,

Making all of my wishes come true-.

Believe it or not,

I'm walking on air.

I never thought I could feel so free-.

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/02/2006 08:25 PM

Baby, if you've ever wondered,

Wondered whatever became of me,

I'm living on the air in Cincinnati,

Cincinnati, WKRP.

Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,

Town to town and up and down the dial

Maybe you and me were never meant to be,

But baby think of me once in awhile.

I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati..

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/02/2006 08:26 PM

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.

Manuel. Forgive me, I'm from Barcelona. 173,958 15
08/02/2006 08:27 PM

Priestess, did you know that Anamaniacs came out on DVD last Tuesday? Pinky and the Brain also came out then, but I'm not as excited about that.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/02/2006 08:45 PM

How about the Animaniacs? Those guys were kooky. I wonder when that DVD is going to come out.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
08/02/2006 08:51 PM

There's no words to this one but the theme song to Hawaii Five-0 Frost-ing rocked.



Steve McGarrett meant business and did'nt take Shakespeare from anyone.

Hodgmania 594 7
08/03/2006 12:46 AM

I get the shivers whenever I hear the theme from House.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
08/03/2006 12:51 AM

Really? I get aroused.

Hodgmania 594 7
08/03/2006 01:00 AM

Really? Because my heart always starts beating fast right after I see House's face on screen......



Oh Shakespeare.

newwave 45,912 10
08/03/2006 01:47 AM

Really? I feel the same way about Jack Horkheimer from Star Gazer.

Lisa is a Pirate 26 6
08/03/2006 02:19 AM

the theme from cops...



bad boys, bad boys

whachu gonna do? whachu gonna do when they come for you?



that one.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/03/2006 09:25 AM

Until the interweb came along and I found the line "Through the couresy of Fred's two feet," that song haunted me like an inoperable malignant brain tumor with bongo drums.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/03/2006 10:52 AM

CHARLES IN CHARGE OF OUR DAYS AND OUR NIGHTS

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
08/03/2006 10:58 AM

Grr. Argh.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/03/2006 11:01 AM

Sometimes the song from "The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest" plays in head while I'm driving, and I feel like I'm in a chase or something. Then reality sets in and I feel like a total loser.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/03/2006 11:04 AM

When you find yourself in danger,

When you're threatened by a stranger,

When it looks like you will take a lickin',

(puk, puk, puk, puk)

There is someone waiting,

Who will hurry up and rescue you,

just Call for Super Chicken!

(puk, ack!)

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/03/2006 11:05 AM

Pram, that ruled.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
08/03/2006 11:14 AM

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,

What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

A man is born, he's a man of means.

Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.



But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.

It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.

It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Pubah... 56,805 18
08/03/2006 11:38 AM

<action>Whistles the Andy Griffith Show theme</action>

Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out...



Moovin on up, to the East Side...



Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fatefull trip...



Johnny Socko and his flying robot whistling theme...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 11:40 AM

The opening credits music from Good Times has been going through my head this morning.





If I had a beret, I would be a white Rerun.

Undies 101,398 77
08/03/2006 11:41 AM

The music from the A-Team.



I played it at my wedding. Not on purpose, but after thinking it over, it's a thousand times better than Pachabel's Cannon or the actual bridal march.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/03/2006 11:41 AM

Was that a song by INXS, Aimless?



I really hope you were joking, though I don't think Primus would be amused.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 11:43 AM

Spicey need to get some Mr. T chains and start saying, "I pity the foo'" a lot more.

Pubah... 56,805 18
08/03/2006 11:43 AM

Can you 'Lock', BIG? A white Rerun would be able to 'Lock' his ass off...





...and be dead.

Pubah... 56,805 18
08/03/2006 11:44 AM

Oh, Rerun was on "What's Happening", I don't think he even did a cameo on "Good Times".



They got Janet Jackson instead.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 11:45 AM

Damn, all black shows look alike.

Pubah... 56,805 18
08/03/2006 11:52 AM

Too bad some of you caucasion are sooooo damned ugly.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/03/2006 11:53 AM

SPELLING BEE'D

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
08/03/2006 11:54 AM

The end of the Civil War was near

When quite accidentally,

A hero who sneezed abruptly seized

Retreat and reversed it to victory.



His medal of honor pleased and thrilled

his proud little family group.

While pinning it on some blood was spilled

And so it was planned he'd command F Troop.



Where Indian fights are colorful sights

and nobody takes a lickin'

Where pale face and redskin (sorry SR) Both turn chicken.



When killing and fighting get them down,

They know their morale can't droop.

As long as they all relax in town

Before they resume with a bang and a boom

F Troop.

Pubah... 56,805 18
08/03/2006 11:58 AM

...especially the "and nobody takes a lickin" part.



You should be worried Declan, that song is in my head too.

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/03/2006 12:06 PM

They're creepy and they're kooky,

Mysterious and spooky,

They're all together ooky,

The Addams Family.



Their house is a museum

Where people come to see 'em

They really are a scream

The Addams Family.



(Neat)

(Sweet)

(Petite)



So get a witches shawl on

A broomstick you can crawl on

We're gonna pay a call on

The Addams Family.

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/03/2006 12:06 PM

Of course, that's also the ringtone on my phone, so that may be whie it's stuck in my head.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/03/2006 12:09 PM

I read the first line of Whistler's song and thought, "Oh, he's singing a song from his childhood".

Pubah... 56,805 18
08/03/2006 12:09 PM

Heard on a playground, so many years ago:

The Adams Family started,

Their Uncle Fester farted,

They all came out retarted,

The Adams Family...





...dunn nunn nunn nunt, Click Click...

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/03/2006 12:54 PM

D-D-Dora

D-D-D-Dora



Swiper no swiping!

Swiper no swiping!



Oh man!

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/03/2006 12:56 PM

Duna duna duna

duna duna duna

doo da da doo



...



This is harder than it seems; it's the Nightrider theme song.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/04/2006 11:43 AM

KIDS INCORPORATED, K! I! D! S! YEAH! KIDS INCORPORATED, K! I! D! S! WHOAH OH OH, LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT, WE'RE KIDS-IN-COR-POR-A-A-A-ATED

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/04/2006 11:47 AM

Camp Anawana

We hold you in our hearts

And when we think about you



IT MAKES ME WANNA FART!



I heart Donkey.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/04/2006 11:48 AM

Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories

By the lake of Anawana

Set in the old pine trees!





That was from memory, beetches.

Wonder Trixxie 65,026 15
08/04/2006 01:21 PM

This is it. This is it.

This is life, the one you get

So go and have a ball.



This is it. This is it

Straight ahead and rest assured

You can't be sure at all.



So while you're here enjoy the view

Keep on doing what you do

So hold on tight we'll muddle through

One day at a time, One day at a time.



So up on your feet. Up on your feet

Somewhere there's music playing.

Don't you worry none

We'll just take it like it comes.



One day at a time, one day at a time.

One day at a time, one day at a time.

One day at a time, one day at a time.

One day at a time, one day at a time.

mm, sucking up to ditdah 2,881 7
08/04/2006 01:24 PM

Oh God why did I look at this thread?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 01:25 PM

Because of who started it.

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/04/2006 01:44 PM

For some reason today's theme song seems to be that of Gilligan's Island.



Proably has to do with the fact they just hired my underling, and her name is Mary Anne.