Millie 116,988 28
08/04/2006 10:52 PM

You're in love with him, aren't you?

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/04/2006 10:54 PM

um....no, but it's still ok if I spank it to pictures of him right?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/04/2006 11:26 PM

I know he's the new Maharishi and all, but is it really necessary to bait him like this?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
08/04/2006 11:28 PM

So wait. Who is this Pram we're talking about, and while we're on the subject, who the Frost is this Neophyte person?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/04/2006 11:35 PM

Freaks?

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/04/2006 11:54 PM

Part of the infamous convo:





prammaven: There was a reason I ruled other boards



bluebunnybatman: they are serious about not wanting you there.



prammaven: how do you know?



prammaven: it could just be hazing

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/04/2006 11:56 PM

Yeah, yeah, I know. Cheap shot to post chat logs. I wouldn't normally, but he started posting parts of it first.



Douche.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/04/2006 11:56 PM

After reading that, I take back my earlier comment about the necessity of this thread. Carry on.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/05/2006 12:15 AM

I divide the population of the internet into three types of people.



1) People I have non-text proof of the distinct, concrete existence of.

2) An undefined primordial soup of POTENTIAL people who may or may not in fact all be the SAME person, arguing with themselves. In which case choosing sides is unproductive at best.

3) Bobba Fett.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
08/05/2006 12:17 AM

I like this Neophyte person. I heartily endorse this product and/or service.



That being said, I missed out on the whole "We Hate Pram" parade so I am unable to form a complete sentence right now due to alcohol consumption



But anyway.....

Boba Fett 36,465 8
08/05/2006 12:27 AM

<action>steps quietly from the crowd, applauds Demo then shoots a grappling hook up Demo's ass, then carves his head off and hangs it on the wall of his spaceship</action>It's one 'b', Emerson!

Red Stripe! It's Phla! Hooray Phla! 131,068 34
08/05/2006 12:33 AM

Mister Neophyte person, do you have something against me? I'm seriously confuzzled.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 12:34 AM

Haha. Mace Windu chopped off your dad's head!

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/05/2006 12:35 AM

prammaven: There was a reason I ruled other boards



Anyone who even needs to think and/or say that is a complete Frost-ing waste of space.



prammaven: it could just be hazing



Could he be any more oblivious? Get a clue - YOU SUCK, and we don't want you here. Go rule some other board, where the 13 year old geeks can worship you.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/05/2006 12:39 AM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, I'm famous!



Oh, and Blue Bunny Batschtick, you just posted my last name. You should be banned.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/05/2006 12:39 AM

One 'b'. Two 'b's. Doesn't matter.



Either way you're still going to be Sarlacc poop.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 12:42 AM

Oh, and Blue Bunny Batschtick, you just posted my last name. You should be banned.



That tears it. You're officially the biggest twat ever to rear it's stupid head on GAB. You make The Maharishi look like the funniest person alive.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/05/2006 12:44 AM

God, you remind me of the Joker from Batman. The way you make all the ridiculous puns, not giving up even though everyone thinks you're a total asswipe....Get a clue, man.

Chit 178,781 15
08/05/2006 12:46 AM

Your last name is Douche?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/05/2006 12:48 AM

1. I don't understand your rules. Does Gab HAVE any structure? So far, all I see are a bunch of random Frostwhistles saying random Shakespeare, mostly about me. 2. The nepotism that exists on this board couldn't be any more prevalent. I should wonder if you all share a case of athlete's foot and a bout of syphilis.



3. The noobiest news of the world aren't even funny. They're just gang-fisting a common target.



4. You all need new hats, because the ones you're wearing are too small for your fat heads.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/05/2006 12:50 AM

Nepotism (n.):favoritism shown to relatives or close friends by those in power (as by giving them jobs)



WHERE IS MY mother-FrostIN' GAB CHECK?

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/05/2006 12:51 AM

.....





So how's it going, Chit?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 12:51 AM

His last name is Douche, his first name is Assbreath, and his middle name is Shakespeare-stain.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/05/2006 12:53 AM

And he's from New Jersey.

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/05/2006 01:25 AM

Who shot who with the what now?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 01:26 AM

WHO SHOT JR?

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/05/2006 01:29 AM

The real question is who shot elmo!



Wow im really wasted right now, forgive me jebus.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 01:31 AM

When we find out we should give him a medal.

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/05/2006 01:37 AM

Exactly!



You kick ass Rockin Donkey!

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 01:50 AM

Mister Neophyte person, do you have something against me? I'm seriously confuzzled.



Dear Phla;



I'm terribly sorry you misunderstood, phla-ism, phla-istic, phla-tastic and particularly phla-d happen to be remarkably concise terms for the desciption of pram and others of his rimjobbing ilk. Sorry for the confuzzlment.







How weird is it that his last name is douche?!?!?

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 01:52 AM

....and I have nothing against you. Nothing at all.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/05/2006 01:53 AM

You're saying it wrong. He told me it's pronounced due-SHAY.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 02:04 AM

bunch of random Frostwhistles



That was alright man!! Just poorly framed and pitifully executed....that's all.



pram, dude we're trying to help you but we can't do that if you keep posting in here, just Frost off a little bit, post in other threads for a while and we'll let you know when we figure this horrible mess out for you.





P.S. Jade- shakin' the baby jesus

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/05/2006 02:34 AM

No, we most certainly are not trying to help him. He is beyond the kind of help any of us can offer.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/05/2006 12:15 PM

Damn it, maybe my humor is just very 2004 and it's obsolete in this world of high-tech donkey farts and dick hugs.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/05/2006 12:21 PM

Pram, I pretty much stay away from bashing you. And other than the recent Shakespearestorm you've brought on yourself, you can be funny. But if you want to ever fit in again here, take this hint:



STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE, IGNORE THE INSULTS, AND FOCUS ON THE FUNNY.



(And no, it's not just hazing. Have you ever seen us haze anyone like this?)

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/05/2006 12:22 PM

In other random news, I just realized that my bra is inside out. How in the hell does one manage to do that, if alcohol is not involved?

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 12:27 PM

Damn it, maybe my humor is just very 2004 and it's obsolete in this world of high-tech donkey farts and dick hugs.



Ok, Ok, just calm down, read some articles and watch how actual funny people do their thing. It's not all about self embarrassment.

Not all. Try to use terms that at least one other person could understand, "dick hugs"...I mean, come on man! You can do better.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/05/2006 12:33 PM

Neophyte, you're the retarded kid who makes fun of others for putting their underwear on the outside while totaly oblivious to your own skid mark, aren't you?

Jihad Joe- Shhhh... I'm lurking! 6,067 8
08/05/2006 12:35 PM

Who would've thought lurking could be so fun? I've never seen as much funniness as this pram bashing, although I probably ruined it by contributing.



Carry on.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 12:37 PM

Neophyte, you're the retarded kid who makes fun of others for putting their underwear on the outside while totaly oblivious to your own skid mark, aren't you?



Yes.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 12:38 PM

The first rule of GAB ought to be "If you're not able to laugh at yourself and take Shakespeare in stride, GAB is not the place for you."



I learned that the hard way.

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/05/2006 12:39 PM

It's not all about self embarrassment.



Well, why the Frost didn't someone tell me this earlier?!

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 12:45 PM

It's not all about self embarrassment.



Well, why the Frost didn't someone tell me this earlier?!



Hey Sage, don't you have some some housewife to totally not give orgasms to?

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/05/2006 12:47 PM

Totally.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 12:47 PM

...People whom I dislike in real life get the same treatment from me, I just follow them around and shout things at them.

Manuel. Forgive me, I'm from Barcelona. 173,958 15
08/05/2006 12:48 PM

Pram reminds me of a girl I knew in school. I've mentioned her before. Nobody would ever play with her at recess, so she would sit under the slide and rub sand into her vagina.

That's what I picture when I picture Pram in my head.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 12:48 PM

Why didn't anyone want to play with you at recess?

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
08/05/2006 12:49 PM

Because I rubbed sand into my vagina.



Duh.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/05/2006 12:55 PM

(And no, it's not just hazing. Have you ever seen us haze anyone like this?)





Yes, me.



As far as thinking I'm better than everyone else, I really don't. If I acted like I did, it was part of a joke that I Frosted up the delivery on. I guess the mean schtick doesn't work for me. I'll be crazy and fun-loving instead.



So I was head-deep in this giraffe's ass the the other day, and then I heard a voice: "I said, packamarlborro box", said the customer "Oh," I managed, "sorry, I was thinking about Blue Bunny Batman De *deleted by Phuc* *deleted by Phuc*. She's kinda cute!"

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 12:58 PM

huh?

Filly 39,193 20
08/05/2006 01:10 PM

Pram, you are so goddamned retarded. I honestly don't know how one person can be so incredibly stupid and oblivious to everything that's going on around them. No one wants you here. How can we make that any more obvious?



Even people who don't have a problem with you are starting to get annoyed by your inane posts. Try going the Frost away, you little penis-gobbling, semen-slurping, window-licking dumb Shakespeare.

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/05/2006 01:13 PM

Oh God, Filly, I just love it when you talk dirty!



Oh baby! Oh baby!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/05/2006 01:28 PM

Try going the Frost away, you little penis-gobbling, semen-slurping, window-licking dumb Shakespeare.



Can I pee on your face and stick little pieces of paper to it, so that when you smile, you look like a living collage?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 01:36 PM

If I let you pee on my face, will you leave GAB and not come back?





The Rockin' Donkey - Taking one for the team since 2006

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
08/05/2006 01:38 PM

That won't work, Donk. I'm still here.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 04:40 PM

I think he may be beginning to catch on to what we've been telling him as can be observed in the opening post of the pram-initiated thred entitled:"Shut Your Frost-ing Face, Uncle Phuc-a"







...don't get me wrong, it still lovingly Frost-ing sucks baboon ass, but there are slight signs of improvement.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
08/05/2006 04:42 PM

The improvement is certainly not in the length. I had to stop and pop more Ritalin after the 2rd paragraph.

Sage of Seattle (Obliquely Indiscreet) 36,465 8
08/05/2006 04:42 PM

The Rockin' Donkey - Taking one for the team since 2006



FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONK, DON'T DO IT! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG... ahh, well. Who cares.







Fag.

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
08/05/2006 05:02 PM

Don't talk him out of it. I'd finally be single again.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2006 05:03 PM

If what you really want is to be single, you know where the door is. Don't let it hit you in the ass on your way out.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/05/2006 11:01 PM

Alright, good work people! We've now got him exhibiting a microscopic amount of funny. (we'll be here for him when he reverts)







As for that Frostnut pained soul however.......

Phuc 237,919 21
08/05/2006 11:36 PM

I still don't get what you've got against Phla.



Dissing Phla on GAB is like using a crucifix to comb your dingleberries at St. Patrick's church.

Millie 116,988 28
08/06/2006 12:14 AM

Pram, even though I think you're a douchebag, I don't agree with the people who feel they can say "we don't want you here."



I don't care if you're here or not. I don't think anyone has the right to run people off for no reason other than the fact that the person is an idiot.



To those who think they have to right to decide who posts and who doesn't--you don't speak for everyone on the board, so don't presume to.



That having been said--Pram, I don't know why you insist on making everyone hate you. Can you at least try to be a little less abrasive? That's the least you can do, since you don't seem able to actually be funny.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2006 12:19 AM

If the guy can tone it down and not act like the Maharishi, i don't care if he stays.

Millie 116,988 28
08/06/2006 12:22 AM

The Maharishi is a douchebag, too.



But I don't really care. I just skip over his stupid third person posts.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 12:47 AM

still don't get what you've got against Phla.



Dissing Phla on GAB is like using a crucifix to comb your dingleberries at St. Patrick's church.



Dear Phla;



I'm terribly sorry you misunderstood, phla-ism, phla-istic, phla-tastic and particularly phla-d happen to be remarkably concise terms for the desciption of pram, pained soul, yorkie, sage and anyone else who spends a great deal of time immersed in their own bunghole







Have I mentioned the fact that pram is a Coleridgesmoker?

Succubus 3,359 10
08/06/2006 03:08 AM

Must...figure out... what... swearbot... pram is using.

Succubus 3,359 10
08/06/2006 03:25 AM

I hope he was using the default poet swearbot.



And douche isn't swearbotted at all. I think he was referring to the BBBgun post where she offered to insert something painful-sounding into Demomaster.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 10:37 AM

Have I mentioned the fact that pram is a Coleridgesmoker?





Let the actions speak louder than the words, and enjoy your Jello Pudding Pop.Mmmm that's good pudding pop heeah heeah.

Bean 8,602 19
08/06/2006 11:31 AM

I know he's the new Maharishi and all...



From what I recall, Maharishi eventually gained a little bit of acceptance... after like, a year or so. *racks brain*

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2006 11:33 AM

Yes, because he toned it down. And he had to create an entirely new persona to do it.

Bean 8,602 19
08/06/2006 11:34 AM

Ahhh yes, it's all coming back to me now...



*reads a couple pram posts*



*shakes head*

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/06/2006 11:48 AM

And douche isn't swearbotted at all. I think he was referring to the BBBgun post where she offered to insert something painful-sounding into Demomaster.



Did I do that?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/06/2006 12:11 PM

I agree with Millie that no one can speak for anyone.



I for one don't want Pram to leave.



I haven't had this much fun since microwaveable bacon.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 12:53 PM

Bacon is microwavable?



















NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 02:05 PM

pram I used to think that you were simply not funny but now I'm forced to wonder if there is any discerable use to your existance whatsoever. I don't speak for everyone but I really want to help you but you're: 1. not listening, 2. not funny and 3. not showing any signs of improvement.



My patience with you is wearing as thin as your joke book.



It sounded like if you were put in a recording studio, you might make a fine engineer if you: 1. stayed well clear of the musical instruments (nobody wants poorly played butrock coming out of their guitar) and more importantly 2. DO NOT under any circumstances say any-Frost-ing-thing you think is funny, (you thinking something is funny is a foolproof method of assuring that it is not!) you'll simply lose clients.



In conclusion, not everyone here wants bad things to happen to you but keep it up and they will.



remember: if you're mean to people, they won't want to help you.









Frost-ing Clovis

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 02:29 PM

Nice to meet you, Frost-ing Clovis!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 02:30 PM

<action> handshake </action

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 02:39 PM

Ya know, I have to admit, I keep half-expecting Neo's head to rotate around and vomit pea soup. I keep trying to click it, but it frightens me. I'll just nail a couple of boards over its face and hang a picture of a printout of its most awkwardly unfunny posts there instead. "Awkwardly unfunny" meaning "repetitive, uninteresting, and entirely skipable.".



Hey Neophyte, can I call you Puppet?



Thanks!



You see, Puppet, some of the posters here are able to come up with something humorous, without attacking anyone. You should try that sometime. But first, take those boards off your face. You look rediculous!

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 02:46 PM

I officially give up on you. It is you who cannot be funny without being....feh.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 02:58 PM

Newbophyte, Your idea of humor is throwing a rock with a well-used GABism painted on it. =not funny, because it's predictable, and a lot of those terms were on the verge of not being used anymore because they've lost their shock and awe factor.



But NOT TO YOU, apparently. "Hi, I'm Neophyte. Watch me hurl myself through a plate glass window because the vets will be watching, and maybe they'll click me, because being an Emerson to Pram is the POPULAR and EXPECTED form of dubious entertainment at the moment. I think I would like to study you. You're very interesting, and it would be fun to see if there's any more depth to you than, say, a pothole in a street. Imaging what kind of instruments I would need in order to test that theory!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 03:00 PM

Imagine. I typo, because I care.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 03:11 PM

1. Nice job, best post I've seen from you yet. not based in fact at all but good.



2. Clickies are just a bonus, I'm here to learn!



3.The GAB terminology is helpful because it means I don't have to explain new terms, like how nobody but you knows what the Frost a UH-87 is.





Now I understand why people want you to die.



you're Frost-ing annoying.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/06/2006 03:21 PM

That having been said--Pram, I don't know why you insist on making everyone hate you. Can you at least try to be a little less abrasive? That's the least you can do, since you don't seem able to actually be funny.



Maybe Pram sees himself as the newage Andy Kaufman.



Pretty soon he'll be wrastlin' women in the Deep South Wrestling Federation.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/06/2006 03:39 PM

Jesus, I manage to pretty much stay out of things for 3 years, but sometimes you folks just force my hand.



Pram - You've been, mostly, unfairly maligned on this board. You've run foul of the 'bash anything that moves' culture that seems to have been adopted by a lot of the new posters attempting (badly) to imitate some of the older posters.



I find some of the things that you've posted actually funny, thus proving that people's senses of humour are different and rendering the 'Frost off, no-one thinks your funny' argument null and void. I don't want anyone to leave that might bring a little comedic diversity to the board.



I'm not sycophantic though dude. It's obvious, and I'm sure you know, that you don't handle criticism too well. You know what? Frost 'em. Rise above it. Better yet, don't give them anything else to play with that you might be touchy about. Be the better person here and eventually you'll be respected for it.



With regard to this whole messenger war that seems to have encroached onto the board, as far as I'm concerned, anything that's happened off-board stays off-board. I'm Frost-ing sick of seeing fragments of IM conversations posted back and forth by various parties trying to prove a point and sway popular opinion. It's not clever and it makes everyone involved seem a little reduced by it. Got a problem with someone? Don't talk to them again. Either way, it's got to stop.



I come here for the comedy. I'll be the first to admit that I'm almost completely anti-social when it comes to off-board interaction. I don't know you, I don't know any of the people you're having arguments with. Chances are I never will. What this does mean, however, is that pretty much anything I post comes from a neutral standpoint.



You don't need me to tell you any of this, as I'm sure you already know it, but the whole thing's getting out of hand and a line needs to be drawn under this whole mess.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/06/2006 03:40 PM

Now if you'll excuse me, my high-horse needs his oats.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/06/2006 04:06 PM

All around the cobbler's bench

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought 'twas all in fun

Pop --



All around the cobbler's bench

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought 'twas all in fun

Pop --



All around the cobbler's bench

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought 'twas all in fun

Pop --



All around the cobbler's bench

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought 'twas all in fun

Pop --



Thats what it feels like to read some of these threads.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 04:07 PM

seriously, well put.(applause)

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 04:14 PM

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 8/06/2006 3:39 pm



Well said, sir.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 04:20 PM

...and what's with all these new members with Tourette's? Can we do anything to stop their tyrannical reign of (stultifyingly hilarious) thread postings?!?!?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 05:08 PM

I don't know what the green apple splatters you're talking about, NeoFrostmyassFrostmyassFrostmyass.



Fair enough, Super, and I do respect your word on this matter. True, my style of humor tends to be long and drawn out, much like my ex's vagina from all the stretching my U-87 did to it.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/06/2006 05:14 PM

True, my style of humor tends to be long and drawn out



In that case you can pull up a chair at our Friday night support group. Demo'll be on your left with Jep sitting opposite.



As the new boy you get to make the coffee. I take two sugars.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 06:06 PM

....yeah well....GAY KOREAN...Frost STRAIGHT.. I'm just trying to discov.....ASIAN BITCHCarroll...er why there's all th...LESBIAN ColeridgeDICK.....ese oddly named new members and.........DINK...threads, that's all.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/06/2006 06:12 PM

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Pram Maven.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 06:17 PM

The only thing that can cut pram maven is pram maven.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 06:41 PM

pram maven counted to infinity - twice.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 06:43 PM

When pram maven does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.



pram maven is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.



pram maven's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.



There is no such thing as global warming. pram maven was cold, so he turned the sun up.



pram maven can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.









am I doing this right?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/06/2006 06:59 PM

...and what's with all these new members with Tourette's?



You talking about all these "new members" and your reference to Clovis up there makes me ask-who the Frost are you?

Not that I really care, you understand. I find you more annoying than Pram. I just want to know who you are.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2006 07:02 PM

I like it when n00bs jump on bandwagons to try to gain early acceptance.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/06/2006 07:10 PM

I know, sweetie. But I don't. And NeoFrost annoys the Shakespeare out of me.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2006 07:11 PM

You don't like anyone.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 08:38 PM

Dear table top:

Everyone but you and pram recognized that I was refering to the plentitude of GAY ASIAN LESBIAN Coleridge..etc. members and threads. Perhaps this is partly due to the fact that you both have given solid evidence to suggest that you are retarded Carrolls!

Alternatively, it may be due to the fact that you live in a sort of prison of self-importance. To clarify the previous statement: The only thing you can see is you.....when your head is crazy glued into your own rectum. Pull it out, you'll see.



Then I'll be able to be nice to you.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/06/2006 08:40 PM

Get him TTJ.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2006 08:41 PM

Pay her no attention, Neo. She's pregnant.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/06/2006 08:42 PM

I think Prams been bashed enough.

It's time to start on Neophyte.



What kind of name is that any way. Kinda sounds like some sort of bacterial infection.



Dude, my balls itch.



Must be that neophyte that's going around.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 08:46 PM

Well at least they've come to the right room!







FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!





this was supposed to be a quiet place for non Frosttards to discuss nice ways to help snowfakes realize why everyone riffs on them, hates them, wants to drive over them with the Geo Metro even though they know they're already dead and so forth.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 08:49 PM

YAY!!!!!Frost, that went on forever. I wondered when it was gonna be my turn!!

UnderHaggis! 101,398 77
08/06/2006 08:58 PM

Pram has actually said some funny things. Yes, he's a snowflake, but I think he has some potential.



HOWEVER, this NeoFrosttard is more annoying than Jilly. I don't think he/she/it has posted anything other than "I hate Pram" in the past week or so.



Anyway, my point is that I need something more to drink.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/06/2006 08:59 PM

What kind of name is that any way.(Neophyte) Kinda sounds like some sort of bacterial infection.



As a gentleman, I must positively decline engaging in battle with persons unfamilliar with the utilization of a dictionary.











A Frost-ing god damned dictionary!!

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/06/2006 09:01 PM

<action>pisses on the thread</action>This thread is rather pointless now...

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 10:07 AM

OK I know. underhaggis is right, but if you don't want me to riff on you, then don't riff(or try really hard) on me! It is a simple concept I assure you.



Be nice like super and haggis and we can all have fun, don't and we can turn the whole place into a name-calling, mud-slinging, insult-hurling Shakespearestorm where nobody gets to have any fun at all.



I'm not sure I could make it any clearer, though I sense I'll be forced to.

Count Chocula 33 9
08/07/2006 10:30 AM

Ive just skipped half the posts but hwtaver I thought Id add.... I dont know who pram is, but being a sheep seems to work...

Sooooooo......PRAM IS A GIANT DOUCHE SANDWICH (YES IM COOL AGAIN! SCORE)

Undies 101,398 77
08/07/2006 12:55 PM

Be nice like super and haggis and we can all have fun



Teh Haggis is my man, mother-Froster. I'm not all that nice.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 01:14 PM

This thread is rather pointless now...



I thought it important enough to be worth repeating

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 01:16 PM

This thread has been pointless since it was started. You're just someone trying to jump on a bandwagon that you don't even know how it started.





For this thread, I'm sure wherever else you post, you'll get the same treatment as Pram.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/07/2006 01:25 PM

I like it when n00bs jump on bandwagons to try to gain early acceptance.



If by 'bandwagons' you mean 'Kittuns,' it was she who jumped on me first! That party was her idea!

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 01:33 PM

You're just someone trying to jump on a bandwagon that you don't even know how it started.



I don't need the entire story of how everyone started hating pram, I started this thread because he acted like a twat to me specifically. So go dig ditches with your face slinky.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 01:35 PM

If I dig them will you promise to jump in one and stay there?

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 02:26 PM

If I dig them will you promise to jump in one and stay there?



It is clear that you:



are still in high school

or should really go back



Please try to understand, you don't have what it takes to win this so just be nice and concentrate on the funny. OK?



P.S. The actual mission statement of this thread was clearly outlined in the first entry and has been reiterated no less than six times since. Read THEN post!



P.P.S. Yes dig some ditches with your face and I will gladly sit in one and wait for you to finish.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/07/2006 02:28 PM

Neo, you are the suck as well. Shut the Frost up already, you are only making it worse around here.

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/07/2006 02:43 PM

honestly don't know how one person can be so incredibly stupid and oblivious to everything that's going on around them



You don't go into the Gas station convenience shops often, do you?

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 02:54 PM

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures pram maven has allowed to live.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
08/07/2006 02:59 PM

<action>had her high horse put down</action>Pram actually died 10 years ago, but even the Grim Reaper doesn't want to deal with him.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 03:04 PM

I've underestimated pram's powers of douche-nozzlry, by a fairly significant margin I might add!



...what with the reaching out from beyond the grave just to be a Coleridge.



wow, I'm impressed.

I really am.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 03:11 PM

I like cheese.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/07/2006 04:14 PM

Dear table top:

Everyone but you and pram recognized that I was refering to the plentitude of GAY ASIAN LESBIAN Coleridge..etc. members and threads. Perhaps this is partly due to the fact that you both have given solid evidence to suggest that you are retarded Carrolls!

Alternatively, it may be due to the fact that you live in a sort of prison of self-importance. To clarify the previous statement: The only thing you can see is you.....when your head is crazy glued into your own rectum. Pull it out, you'll see.



Then I'll be able to be nice to you.



1. I knew what you were refering to. I'm just pointing out that you're not really in a position to talk about all the newbs. And I'm still wondering how you know about Clovis if you're new here.



2. I've given solid evidence that I'm a retarded Carroll? When was this-when I mentioned that you are more annoying to me that Pram?



3. You're way off on the self importance, buddy. You, on the other hand, seem to live a prison of self-importance, as shown with your last statement. What makes you think I give a Frost about whether or not you're nice to me?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/07/2006 04:17 PM

Jane, stop being such a bitch.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 04:18 PM

...note to self, don't piss pregnant chix off.



I say mean things to people to make up for the hurt of having no legs, sorry.

Red Stripe! It's Phla! Hooray Phla! 131,068 34
08/07/2006 04:28 PM

Chickens is pregnant?!

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 04:36 PM

1. I knew what you were refering to. I'm just pointing out that you're not really in a position to talk about all the newbs. And I'm still wondering how you know about Clovis if you're new here.



I'm not talking about ALL the newbs, I'm talking TO just the flaptarded ones who derail every thread attacking me. The complete Clovis story is available, at no charge!



2. I've given solid evidence that I'm a retarded Carroll? When was this-when I mentioned that you are more annoying to me that Pram?



That comment was more directed toward pram, but you hit the nail on the head there.



3. You're way off on the self importance, buddy. You, on the other hand, seem to live a prison of self-importance, as shown with your last statement. What makes you think I give a Frost about whether or not you're nice to me?



The way you stick up for him, you seemed to be encouraging me to be nice which I'd be more than pleased to do. If only he and others like him would stop splashing me with their yeasty-douche-sauces! (and others who, legless or otherwise, are trying to concentrate on the funny)





P.S. Sorry for calling you a Carroll. You're probably not one at all. Not even a little bit.

Really.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/07/2006 04:38 PM

After this thread, I noticed two things.



1. Neophyte started it.



2. jgxsc htr xcjh my6rjy5hthgcvmhf hffgedvnlkj utrQGDHX KHGDSDWGRHRDKU58U86YRFQE

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/07/2006 04:53 PM

Neophyte, we're rapidly heading into the same territory as the things I said to Pram here and I was realy hoping that things would slacken off.



I agree with you about unprovoked attacks I really do, but if you ignore them or better yet just question their lack of ability to post about you without any reference to humour (without resorting to the same tactics) then they are the ones who will look idiotic. The less you respond the less it will happen. Lead by example and eventually we might actually end up with a board where people don't try to gain acceptance by flinging baseless insults at the first person to wander onto the board.



Just turn the other cheek. If you run out of cheeks, grow more.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/07/2006 04:53 PM

I now have so many cheeks I'm basically a huge ass.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/07/2006 04:56 PM

Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.



Look at these grand men. Which of you wouldn't consider it the highlight of his career to associate with them for even one day?



Sure, I'm lucky. Who wouldn't consider it an honor to have known Jacob Ruppert - also the builder of baseball's greatest empire, Ed Barrow - to have spent the next nine years with that wonderful little fellow Miller Huggins - then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology - the best manager in baseball today, Joe McCarthy!



Sure, I'm lucky. When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift, that's something! When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remember you with trophies, that's something.



When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles against her own daughter, that's something. When you have a father and mother who work all their lives so that you can have an education and build your body, it's a blessing! When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed, that's the finest I know.



So I close in saying that I might have had a tough break - but I have an awful lot to live for!

Midgets 96,092 48
08/07/2006 04:57 PM

Neophag,



You continuosly tell peolpe to concentrate on the funny. But I'm not sure you know what funny is. So here are some examples for you...





Funny--Pram defending himself.

Not funny--You



Funny--Anything BobJohnson says.

Not funny--Ninety four percent of what you say.



Funny--Pretty much every Gabber.

Not funny--Socially innept teens (and those with teen mentality) who can't fit into a group, therefore finding comfort on the internet, where they find they still can't fit in so they take it out on everybody by being a jackass because they know there is little chance of them getting their asses kicked that way.(You)



Funny--It's all your parents fault because they never told you they loved you.

Not funny--You









Oh, and poop.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
08/07/2006 05:00 PM

jgxsc htr xcjh



I thought that said jock itch. Damn subliminal messages.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/07/2006 05:02 PM

I find it amusing that nobody started in on Neo until Jane decided that she didn't like him.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/07/2006 05:03 PM

As anyone close to me knows, for months I have been grappling with how best to reconcile myself to the GAB, to acknowledge my own wrongdoing and still to maintain my focus on the work of the presidency.



Others are presenting my defense on the facts, the law and the Constitution. Nothing I can say now can add to that.



What I want the GAB to know, what I want the users to know is that I am profoundly sorry for all I have done wrong in words and deeds.



I never should have misled the board, the users my friends or my family. Quite simply, I gave in to my shame. I have been condemned by my accusers with harsh words.



And while it's hard to hear yourself called deceitful and manipulative, I remember Ben Franklin's admonition that our critics are our friends, for they do show us our faults.



Mere words cannot fully express the profound remorse I feel for what our board is going through and for what members of both parties in members are now forced to deal with. These past months have been a torturous process of coming to terms with what I did. I understand that accountability demands consequences, and I'm prepared to accept them.



Painful as the condemnation of the members would be, it would pale in comparison to the consequences of the pain I have caused my family. There is no greater agony.



Like anyone who honestly faces the shame of wrongful conduct, I would give anything to go back and undo what I did.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/07/2006 05:03 PM

But one of the painful truths I have to live with is the reality that that is simply not possible. An old and dear friend of mine recently sent me the wisdom of a poet who wrote, "The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on. Nor all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line. Nor all your tears wash out a word of it.''



So nothing, not piety, nor tears, nor wit, nor torment can alter what I have done. I must make my peace with that.



I must also be at peace with the fact that the public consequences of my actions are in the hands of the GAB and their representatives in the members.



Should they determine that my errors of word and deed require their rebuke and censure, I am ready to accept that.



Meanwhile, I will continue to do all I can to reclaim the trust of the GAB and to serve them well.



We must all return to the work, the vital work, of strengthening our board for the new century. Our board has wonderful opportunities and daunting challenges ahead. I intend to seize those opportunities and meet those challenges with all the energy and ability and strength God has given me.



That is simply all I can do -- the work of the GAB.



Thank you very much.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/07/2006 05:08 PM

Donk, I been hatin' on Neo for weeks, g.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/07/2006 05:10 PM

Yeah, but you'll hate anything that moves.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/07/2006 05:10 PM

And I was right behind SD.





And not in a gay way either!

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/07/2006 06:27 PM

I'm going to have to side with TTJ and Undies on this one...the longer Neophyte is around, the more tolerable Pram becomes. Jilly seems pretty awesome next to the two. And that's very, very sad.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 06:47 PM

Hi Phuc, Rockin', Super, lovely weather we're having.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:50 PM

As anyone close to me knows, for months I have been grappling with how best to reconcile myself to the GAB, to acknowledge my own wrongdoing and still to maintain my focus on the work of the presidency.



Others are presenting my defense on the facts, the law and the Constitution. Nothing I can say now can add to that.



What I want the GAB to know, what I want the users to know is that I am profoundly sorry for all I have done wrong in words and deeds.



I never should have misled the board, the users my friends or my family. Quite simply, I gave in to my shame. I have been condemned by my accusers with harsh words.



And while it's hard to hear yourself called deceitful and manipulative, I remember Ben Franklin's admonition that our critics are our friends, for they do show us our faults.



Mere words cannot fully express the profound remorse I feel for what our board is going through and for what members of both parties in members are now forced to deal with. These past months have been a torturous process of coming to terms with what I did. I understand that accountability demands consequences, and I'm prepared to accept them.



Painful as the condemnation of the members would be, it would pale in comparison to the consequences of the pain I have caused my family. There is no greater agony.



Like anyone who honestly faces the shame of wrongful conduct, I would give anything to go back and undo what I did.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:50 PM

But one of the painful truths I have to live with is the reality that that is simply not possible. An old and dear friend of mine recently sent me the wisdom of a poet who wrote, "The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on. Nor all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line. Nor all your tears wash out a word of it.''



So nothing, not piety, nor tears, nor wit, nor torment can alter what I have done. I must make my peace with that.



I must also be at peace with the fact that the public consequences of my actions are in the hands of the GAB and their representatives in the members.



Should they determine that my errors of word and deed require their rebuke and censure, I am ready to accept that.



Meanwhile, I will continue to do all I can to reclaim the trust of the GAB and to serve them well.



We must all return to the work, the vital work, of strengthening our board for the new century. Our board has wonderful opportunities and daunting challenges ahead. I intend to seize those opportunities and meet those challenges with all the energy and ability and strength God has given me.



That is simply all I can do -- the work of the GAB.



Thank you very much.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/07/2006 06:51 PM

See, I still hold Jilly lower than both of them.





Mainly because I highly doubt Pram or Neophyte will subject us to flesh colored Jello served in a mesh sack.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:54 PM

Jilly sent me a friend request on MySpace the other day. So I clicked accept and started looking at her profile. I saw she had one of those fridge magnet things on her page, so I put "mesh bag of NIGHTMARES!" on it.





Not even a half hour had passed before she came to my page and asked if I was the one that did it.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/07/2006 06:55 PM

Jilly sent me a friend request once. I denied it, because I'm not a retard.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/07/2006 06:57 PM

he's got the whole world

in his nose

he's got the whole world

in his nose

he's got the whole world

in his nose

and if he sneezes that's fine with me

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:58 PM

And then we all remembered why we hate Pram again.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/07/2006 07:34 PM

3. You're way off on the self importance, buddy. You, on the other hand, seem to live a prison of self-importance, as shown with your last statement. What makes you think I give a Frost about whether or not you're nice to me?



The way you stick up for him, you seemed to be encouraging me to be nice which I'd be more than pleased to do. If only he and others like him would stop splashing me with their yeasty-douche-sauces! (and others who, legless or otherwise, are trying to concentrate on the funny)



The following is the only thing I've said that involves Pram-



"Not that I really care, you understand. I find you more annoying than Pram. I just want to know who you are."



That's not defending him. That's saying that you are, in my opinion, more annoying than he is. Which you have certainly made me feel is the right opinion with your responses.

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/07/2006 08:00 PM

<action> yawns.</action>

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/07/2006 08:02 PM

I wouldn't open your mouth that wide here on GAB. You never know what's going to end up in there.

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/07/2006 08:07 PM

Pssht. Nothing I haven't...





Nevermind.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/07/2006 09:23 PM

Holy Shakespeare. I figured out who Neophyte is! I can't believe it took me a whole day, but it all makes perfect sense.



The bidding starts at fifty quatloos.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/07/2006 09:25 PM

I'll give you 2 empty walnut shells, a skunk tail, and a Canadian nickle.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/07/2006 09:26 PM

Oooh! Clues!

Thud 68,497 19
08/07/2006 09:27 PM

I'll give you a handful of warm gravel, two slightly used styrofoam cups and the dead hooker in my trunk.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/07/2006 09:28 PM

I'll give you a piece of paper that I've written the number '50' and the word 'quatloos' on.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/07/2006 09:28 PM

If those were clues them I'm now confused.



I'll also throw in boob pics.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/07/2006 09:29 PM

I must admit that I didn't figure it out on my own. Someone smarter and cuter than me did. Neither of those things are saying a lot, but trust me.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/07/2006 09:31 PM

What if Phuc was Neophyte and didn't realize it, and he just figured it out?



That'd be crazy, yo.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/07/2006 09:34 PM

Is it a Canadian with hollow nuts and a body odor problem?



Is it?









Well, actually that still wouldn't narrow it down a whole lot.

Red Stripe! It's Phla! Hooray Phla! 131,068 34
08/07/2006 09:35 PM

I bet Neophyte is Anita. Pay up bitches.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/07/2006 09:35 PM

20 cents

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/07/2006 09:50 PM

Al, has this person always been annoying?

Although, if it is someone who isn't really new, that would explain some of their behavior.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/07/2006 09:52 PM

Come on, give us some clues.



A full name and home address would be nice.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2006 10:16 PM

......you're getting warmer!......

Phuc 237,919 21
08/07/2006 10:54 PM

Al, has this person always been annoying?



Very much so.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/07/2006 11:52 PM

Well.. Who is it?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/07/2006 11:54 PM

It's Moon isn't it?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 08:37 AM

It's Moon isn't it?



You are soooooo close!



I'm not 100% sure, but I am 92.7% sure. There are a lot of obvious clues and some that are not so obvious.



If I'm right , it'll just be another knife in the back of GAB. If I'm wrong and it's Moon....







Welcome back, guy! We missed the Shakespeare out of you!!!

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
08/08/2006 08:48 AM

I love Pram.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 08:49 AM

Then why don't the two of you pull a Sid n' Nancy together?

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/08/2006 08:49 AM

The bidding starts at fifty quatloos.



100 quatloos that the newcomers must be destroyed.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
08/08/2006 08:54 AM

Then why don't the two of you pull a Sid n' Nancy together?



Pram - you in?

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/08/2006 06:16 PM

Congratulations, Midgets and Rockin', you guessed it.



I am:



a Canadian with hollow nuts and a body odor problem?









worth 20 cents





...Canadian!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 06:17 PM

Because its cheaper to live in your parents' basement in Canada.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/08/2006 06:25 PM

Because its cheaper to live in your parents' basement in Canada.



That's exactly right.





I've been meaning to move out since I was 36.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 06:27 PM

You should meet a nice internet woman, marry her, and start a family.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/08/2006 06:30 PM

You should meet a nice internet woman, marry her, and start a family.





....in my basement?!?!



oops....in my mother's basement?!?!?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 06:31 PM

No, in Canada.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/08/2006 06:36 PM

Thanks for the help, Big!

I'm gonna try that!







P.S. Which makes women hotter, D&D or Magic: The Gathering?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 06:40 PM

Then why don't the two of you pull a Sid n' Nancy together?



Pram - you in?



Sure. Can we Frost, too?

Bieze 1,382 7
08/08/2006 07:41 PM

Ah yes. I've been here for, say, two days and already I've gotten immense loads of Shakespeare from our sandwichy friend. It feels guud (oops, did I spell that wrong?)knowing that I'm not the only one that would like to shove fire crackers up his bunghole. I had read about how n00bs and consorts get a hard time and all that, and I was like "ok cuul" (dang, that's twice). But when you get four posts in about five minutes saying nothing more than "you're a Frosttart" from the exact same person (we love to hate it seems) then you decide that enough is enough. I will quietly ignore him from now on.



It does take some serious balls *puts slur at Prawn Cocktail's nutties between hyfen* to have practically (look at Millie, for instance)an entire conversation against you, and still talk trash and post like he's the Emporer of Rome.



I haven't known him all too long, don't know his history and bladeebla, but I know now I don't want to find out.



(Apologies to the Roman Emporer for the connection of his name to this rotten seafood dish).

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 07:43 PM

you're a Frosttart

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 07:43 PM

you're a Frosttart

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 07:44 PM

you're a Frosttart

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 07:45 PM

you're a Frosttart

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/08/2006 07:45 PM

....and...

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/08/2006 07:46 PM

Frost

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 07:46 PM

So, will you ignore me now?



(And by the way, it's 'Frosttard,' Frosttard.)

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 07:48 PM

I guess I'm fiesty tonight.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/08/2006 07:52 PM

I rather liked the word

"Frosttart", it's more abrupt and snappier than Frosttard. Kinda like how dum-dum-head

is softer than pus-laden-Carroll-licker......head.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 10:49 PM

and talk trash and post like he's the Emporer of Rome.



SEIZE HIM

Millie 116,988 28
08/09/2006 01:40 AM

Bieze, I have no idea what you were saying in that sentence. If you are going to put my name in your posts, write more coherently.



Thanks.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/09/2006 05:47 AM

<action>washes his hands</action>

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/09/2006 06:31 AM

Everyone just shake hands and be friends



Particularly with Super, the only one who's hands aren't cooverd in Shakespeare.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/09/2006 07:16 AM

I agree.



Come 'ere, Neo.



*handshake wedgie*

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
08/09/2006 08:07 AM

I didn't read all of this thread but I just wanted to say that I'm adapting dum-dum-head pus-laden-Carroll-licker as my new insult.



That was genius.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/10/2006 09:03 PM

I didn't read all of this thread but I just wanted to say that I'm adapting dum-dum-head pus-laden-Carroll-licker as my new insult



I would consider it a privilege to be the first insulted so.



Froster!

Godzilla's Younger Brother 256 7
08/10/2006 09:27 PM

BOO PRAM!

















Am i part of the crowd now?

Mel Gibson hates me 15,189 12
08/10/2006 09:34 PM

No.

Godzilla's Younger Brother 256 7
08/10/2006 09:40 PM

Thought i would give it a shot. Keep whining about pram, maybe i'll learn something.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/10/2006 09:40 PM

Like proper capitalization?

Mel Gibson hates me 15,189 12
08/10/2006 09:44 PM

You learn by lurking, not posting.

Godzilla's Younger Brother 256 7
08/10/2006 09:49 PM

Lurking it is.



Slinky, thank you. I will learn how to properly capitalize before I return to the site. Sorry for mucking it up.





I still don't like Pram though. Seriously.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/11/2006 11:35 PM

I still don't like Pram though. Seriously.



Go peel your dick and eat it.